Nazi pug

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BREAKING NEWS!! Markus was fined his weight in pounds

Obviously these two are serious threats to the Queen's Peace in North Britain

In April 2016, a Scottish balding neckbeard and weapons grade tryhard edgelord, had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had a little pug dog named Buddha, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words "Shall I gas the Jews?" and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words "Sieg Heil!" He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got arrested for "hate crime". Welcome to the United Kingdom.

The evidence

	“	My girlfriend is always rantin and ravin about how cute and adorable her wee dog is, and so I thought that I would turn him into the least cute thing that i could think of, which is a Nazi.	„
	—Markus, who has never seen Nazi twinkporn

	“	I'm no racist by the way, i just really wanted to piss her off.	„
	—

Reactions to Nazi pug

	“	To regard the meticulously planned and industrialized murder of six million people solely on the grounds of their ethnicity as a joke is outrageous, and for someone who does so to claim not to be racist, beggars belief	„
	—Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, an ungassed aghast Jew

And before you could say "Barbara Streisand" the video had amassed 6m Jews 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave YouTube comments found humor in this obviously racist dog:

The Scot was rounded up by thugs and promptly taken to a moldy basement by the Gestapo, where he willingly gave this apology:

	“	I am so sorry to the Jewish community for any offence I have caused them. This was never my intention and I apologise.	„
	—Markus Meechan, who has learned who the real thugs are

Follow-up

This innocent man could go to prison for owning a Nazi dog

The true culprit, who will walk free

Markus has released videos where he explains some of the negative effects of this hilarious joke. It wasn't all bad though, Markus has the support of many many broke ass YouTubers and EDiots, many of whom will donate their precious welfare dollars to his legal defense (and probably a little bit for some weed).

• A trial was set for this shit in 2018
• A neighbor got a taste of salty irony when they were arrested for calling Meechan a "Nazi bastard", thereby learning the hard way that the SJW sword cuts both way
• The end result of the totally fair and unbiased reporting is that he was fired from his job, and remains unemployable after being called a yob by the reputable Jewish press
• Update 1
• Update 2

As expected, Meechan was found guilty on March 20, 2018, thereby making Scotland safe again. On April 23rd, 2018, Marcus was sentenced to pay a fine of £800 by a judge who thinks that the video was actually against Jews even though Meechan said multiple times, within the video and in interviews, that he isn't a Nazi and the video was intended to IRL troll his girlfriend. Meechan decided to fight the sentence in order to clarify the laws on free speech, and a GoFundMe page was set up with the aim of raising £100,000 for a decent lawyer. Luckily fans, JewTubers and EDiots alike funded his cause to fight the £800 fine to prevent anyone else to go through the same shit that he went through, and to hopefully reassess the laws under which he was prosecuted, so that no one else would be hauled to the Gulag over a joke.

Dankula and ED

When Zaiger got sued and tried to pawn his legal fees off on the ED userbase, Dankula was one of the few people to come to the aid of the glorious ED reich and make a video telling people they should donate to us. After Zaiger was kicked out, he deleted that video and made a new one explaining to everyone why Zaiger is a faggot.

Dankula himself

A challenger appears

American guy is inspired by Nazi pug to train up his Nazi dog, and wisely stays anonymous.

See also

Obey, and gas the Jews

• Censorship
• Cops - dumb pigs everywhere in the world.
• Dogs
• Jewcat - mortal enemy
• Kitler - Cats cosplaying as Hitler.
• Liberalism - responsible for curtailing free speech.
• Nazis
• Oven-dodgers
• Scotland
• Sparkling wiggles
• United Kingdom - infiltrated to the core by cultural marxism.

External links

• M8 Yer Dugs A Nazi - Archived, just in case
• "Nazi pug" owner arrested
• A family movie about a cute doggy being taught to attack black people and possibly Jews
•  CountDankulaTV - Count Dankula on Gab
• Count Dankula on BitChute

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