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Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. Hate speech: a crime in certain shithole countries, the concept of punishing people for hate speech is gaining a foothold in America.
  2. Adpocalypse: YouTube's new content guidelines for monetization, sometimes applied arbitrarily.
  3. Louis Farrakhan or Nation of Islam. Some drama with Women's March organizer Linda Sarsour and now some Democrats too. He says lulzy things about the Jews and claims white people were created in a lab by a scientist named Yakub.
  4. MAGA hat. There have now been several violent or lulzy events around this particular hat. it's either a meme or a meme component, and now that people are comparing it to the swastika and the white hood of the KKK, it seems logical to have an article on the object that launched a thousand hurt butts.
  5. Learn to code: good advice, or targeted harassment?
  6. dilation station: Google seems to think it has to do with childbirth, but it's actually a thing that trannies have to do to keep their gash from closing over, i.e.: they have to stop marching/running to "dilate" which involves a glass dildo. apparently people are complaining that these glass dildos aren't being cleaned after use. 🤮
  7. Tommy Robinson - UK manlet, EDL founder, serially-convicted crook, barely-in-the-closet-fascist, rabble-rouser, and cast-iron idiot. His alternating pratfalls and battlecries are occupying around 30-40% of news coverage in Bong. Srsly, he whirls in and out of irl and ol drama like a carousel pony. Also, his real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, and fsr it is traditional to mention this at all times, regardless of context.
  8. Ilhan Omar - Congress' token sandnigger. Good entertainment value bcs she bamboozles teh Jew by making ludicrous pro-SJW comments (happy merchants) and then denouncing Israel (unhappy merchants). Also, it's probably just a matter of time till some hick with a sniperscope tries to rub her out for being a terrorist.

Mainpage lag[edit]

I can't be alone in noticing that the POTN for Oct 13th is still on display, despite IRL being halfway through Oct 14th. This only seems to happen with political POTNs relating to the Trump administration.
Is there something we should be told?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 16:54, 14 October 2018 (UTC)
As if by magic, I see it's now been updated. Who pulled what lever to make this happen?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:39, 14 October 2018 (UTC)
i reckon it updated at 1700, about six minutes after you posted here. it seems to update for me at 5pm, ymmv. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:25, 16 October 2018 (UTC)
I reckon you're mistaken. As of just a few minutes ago, the mainpage went from displaying the XOTNs for Oct 22, to displaying the XOTNs for Oct 24. The XOTNs for Oct 23 never appeared at all. Computers don't lose count, and the Twilight Zone doesn't exist, so this was done deliberately by someone with access to the site's backend.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:56, 24 October 2018 (UTC)
you're probably right. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 06:37, 31 October 2018 (UTC)
Not me, I'm mainly offline these days. A lot of personal shit to sort out  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 20:59, 31 October 2018 (UTC)
Disregard that, I suck cocks (see: "Mainpage lag: mystery solved", below) СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 02:38, 9 March 2019 (UTC)

Reinstalling Extension:RandomSelection[edit]

The background-color on the Vaporwave page used to be selected by {{User:Meepsheep/Vaporwave/colors}} on each page load, but I noticed that the template was broken. The template made use of the <choose> tags, which are used by the MediaWiki extension Extension:RandomSelection. I checked Special:Version and sure enough, there's no RandomSelection extension installed.

Figuring it was once previously installed, would it be possible for a sysop to reinstall the extension? It would be cool to see again on the site!
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 10:05, 19 October 2018 (UTC)
I second that. I wrote some other shit, that kinda randomizes. Over on the LeafyIsHere page. It's gay and complicated and shit. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:43, 19 October 2018 (UTC)
Ask and you shall recieve  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 20:41, 31 October 2018 (UTC)

Jim References ED In LiveStream[edit]

For those that missed it...

Near the end, he talks about Cobalt and "Shit Rat" is former ED admin Schnookums. There's gonna be another livestream tomorrow with more stuff. Maybe even a reference to Cobalt's... uh... "preferences"...


Young, flat, and shaved... draw your own conclusions. --LazyAssKicker (talk) 06:11, 22 October 2018 (UTC)

  • lmao are you still here (but while you are here give timestamps for when he talks about cobalt and schnookums) SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 21:39, 22 October 2018 (UTC)
06:26, 22 October 2018 Cobaltcat (talk | contribs | ræp) blocked LazyAssKicker (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Fuck off Matthew) • MJ2.0 (Talk) 22:40, 22 October 2018 (UTC)
The timestamp is around 1h37min. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 04:58, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

here it is, queued up to 01:37:45. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:56, 24 October 2018 (UTC)

Fixed the video, :^) Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:04, 24 October 2018 (UTC)
This guy has a quarter million subscribers? For reading out other people's internet posts, padding his delivery with very long pauses, and laughing at his own mediocre jokes (which he then repeats, to make sure you've heard them properly)? All while doing such minimal video work that it might as well be a podcast? Holy crap, why aren't we doing anything with ED's channel? We could wipe the floor with this sort of no-mark.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:16, 9 November 2018 (UTC)
it's essentially hospital radio - only without those heartfelt last requests for dying loved ones. • MJ2.0 (Talk) 08:38, 9 November 2018 (UTC)
At least hospital patients have the excuse that they are trapped in one building, most likely confined to their beds, and will try anything to take their minds off the gloom and despair of surgical interventions following serious injury or illness.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:48, 9 November 2018 (UTC)
Who is this Cobaltcated? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:56, 9 November 2018 (UTC)

ED is fucking slow[edit]

The site's running slower than my botched coathanger abortion. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 03:35, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

  • Because of madness  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 20:38, 31 October 2018 (UTC)

Unprotect Template:Columbine[edit]

I wanted to edit Template:Columbine to include the Russian Columbine copycat Vladislav Roslyakov in the list, but a certain dead retard arbitrarily protected the page back in 2016. Could a sysop please unprotect the page?
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 21:55, 30 October 2018 (UTC) Edited 21:56, 30 October 2018 (UTC)
done • MJ2.0 (Talk) 00:39, 31 October 2018 (UTC)

TMZ (AKA giant shitstorm that needs to be stopped)[edit]

Removed for brevity  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:32, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

ED is screwed[edit]

Look at Temporary measures, below  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:12, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

update on the donny long situation[edit]

User talk:Iwillstopnow according to the bottom post, the faggot who is really causing the massive shabazz-rivaling vandalism is eddie dizal. should we delete his page so he will fuck off (and maybe bring back the donny long page)?I need a double cheese burger! Don’t be scared! So no hot pepper! Also don’t forget to coke! (visit hell) 23:09, 1 November 2018 (UTC)

Done  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:12, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

Temporary measures[edit]

Due to the fact we have two madmen going to war over their respective articles and vandalizing website (misters D and E), I've removed both articles, purged images, blacklisted redirects etc. New users (registered in the last 7 days) can only make 2 edits per minute, or create one page per minute. Registrations are temporarily closed. Waiting on hipcrime to send me info regarding the group settings he wants, and I'll install some anti vandalism extensions.

Articles were shit, and don't warrant all the time we need to spend cleaning up vandalism because of them  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:11, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

  • i would like to note that even after you deleted the eddie dizal article, donny (as "BUGMENOTHOMO") vandalized every page (as well as my talk page and someones user page) that he could find on R/C. i could tell that he was going through R/C again because he blanked SuperMarioLogan, a page which was being edited properly just mere minutes before he created the BUGMENOTHOMO accountI need a double cheese burger! Don’t be scared! So no hot pepper! Also don’t forget to coke! (visit hell) 00:17, 2 November 2018 (UTC)
Ban all his socks, revert vandalism. Reg's closed for now. I'll setup a bot during the weekend to prevent blanking vandalism.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:21, 2 November 2018 (UTC)
I protected the Donny Long article against creation just in case until then, dunno if it's ever gonna be restored with the crazy bastards waiting to do dumb shit, but until it is, that should help. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 11:58, 2 November 2018 (UTC)
for SeeBeen: okay I will look at the way our Special:ListGroupRights are, and compare them with other small/medium wikis. EDitors used to be able to move pages and protect them, unless I am misremembering which is possible. while I am doing that, anyone with ideas or a wishlist for userrights please post them here. it will help me a lot. I am thinking of User:Oblique, User:JuniusThaddeus (yes yes I know), and probably User:Meepsheep, and anyone with ideas. more soon. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 02:32, 2 November 2018 (UTC)
i think simply restoring move-page and protect-page rights for EDitors should be good enough but maybe not, because there are times when the sysops aren't awake during vandalism and wake up to a huge mess. any input is welcomed, in the meantime i will DM Meepsheep on Twitter. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 05:44, 5 November 2018 (UTC)
okay SeeBeen: Meepsheep is busy IRL and will be for a little while. what would be nice is to have EDitor at least do what it did before, like rollback, page protection, page moving, and autopatrolled. at least for now. i see "staff" is a new group, maybe assign the ability to block to certain users, unbundling the sysop group of rights in a way. for now that's all i got, but at least restoring the rights EDitors had before the MediaWiki upgrade. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:20, 8 November 2018 (UTC)

Seebeen how come you have time to post here but not reply to my messages or do the things i paid you to do --Likeicare (talk) 05:44, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

ED was down  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 08:44, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

For a month and a half? --Likeicare (talk) 08:46, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

You might want to also delete the talk pages e.g. Talk:Eddie Dzial, otherwise they might show up again on those.MrStrong (talk) 14:35, 3 November 2018 (UTC)


What do you think about using this extension: https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Moderation It's called moderation, and it could stop new users from wreaking havoc.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 10:15, 3 November 2018 (UTC)

Approving each edit sounds like a pain in the ass. It would eat up time, slow down coverage of breaking news, and build legal risks for moderators. We would have to change our disclaimer, since the moderation extension would break the legal basis for things like "Each contributor of encyclopediadramatica.rs holds full rights and responsibilities for materials they personally publish via this encyclopediadramatica.rs web site. By use of this site, you accept and recognize this qualification and indemnify not only the owner of encyclopediadramatica.rs but also all other contributors to encyclopediadramatica.rs from any legal action" and "please pursue your remedies against that poster as encyclopediadramatica.rs is not responsible for their words." The moderator extension would create collective responsibility for anything that happens. How about we use Extension:ConfirmAccount instead? Approving accounts is simpler than approving each edit. The spammers I have seen tend to use the same pattern with usernames. I need a double cheese burger! Don’t be scared! So no hot pepper! Also don’t forget to coke! (visit hell) 11:02, 3 November 2018 (UTC)
This sounds nice, we can also use Extension:ConfirmEdit to further curb on newbie vandalism.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 12:22, 3 November 2018 (UTC)

Rome Viharo[edit]

There's no point in having Rome Viharo's article here that was repeatedly deleted and isn't funny. He's not noticeable and I also recently submitted a request to remove his RationalWiki article. I appreciate if you could delete it; JuniusThaddeus also asked for it to be deleted.MrStrong (talk) 14:06, 3 November 2018 (UTC)

Whether or not you would appreciate it is not important to anyone except you. So be quiet.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:53, 3 November 2018 (UTC)

Thousand Oaks Bar Shooting[edit]

Who wants to start this article? I don't feel like doing it. It's becoming the normal and sometimes we can't even keep up with the quota. -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 15:24, 8 November 2018 (UTC)

Think you've put your finger on it, there. When mass shootings are almost everyday occurrences, a mass shooting has to have some extra pizzazz to make it ED-worthy. Not heard anything interneteresting about this one yet, but perhaps it'll turn out to be notable. Perhaps we need a page briefly summarising the "also-rans" of shootings for each calendar year? (Say, one para each).
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 16:44, 8 November 2018 (UTC)

Problems with my article[edit]

Most ED articles seem to be satirical with at least some underlying truth; in contrast my article was created by some people trolls e.g. Mikemikev who have a grudge against me and wrote nothing but lies and smears.

-- I'm not and have never been asexual, mentally ill, psychotic, a Nazi, an ethno-nationalist, a anti-pornography activist, SJW, Antifa etc. It's a 100% fake biography written to negatively influence web searches of my name. Furthermore, large sections of the article aren't me, e.g. the TombRaiderForums from 2006, Army Men 3d etc. None of that stuff is even mine. Also people can simply find me on Twitter to see I'm none of these things. I've since had many people become confused by the ED article, since what they are reading is nothing like me.MrStrong (talk) 11:28, 11 November 2018 (UTC)

You're still a faggot, though. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:10, 11 November 2018 (UTC)

All Clear?[edit]

I think D and E have finally fucked off by now (thank Sidecar, Seebeen, Hipcrime, GirlOnInternet, and anyone else I didnt mention by name.) It might be safe to enable account creation again, but I want to run it by the staff just to triple-check. Yellowbird (talk) 09:00, 14 November 2018 (UTC)

Lol you want to run it by the staff? And what would you do if you didnt feel like running it by the staff? --Likeicare (talk) 02:12, 19 November 2018 (UTC)

Yo, is it safe to open the joint back up yet? Yellowbird (talk) 07:15, 4 December 2018 (UTC)

Speed it up, lazy faggots, I'm losing my boner. Yellowbird (talk) 01:23, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

Who’s D & E? Dick and Emigrant? -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 03:16, 12 December 2018 (UTC)I

You Are Doing It Completely Fucking Wrong[edit]

This is the mainpage aotn/potn juxtaposition today:

Mainpage potn clusterfuck (nov 15, 2018).png

Seriously? If you want to write a screed of text about something topical, do it as AOTN.

What's even sillier about this unholy mess is that there was no AOTN set when this abortion was set as POTN anyway. Yes, I'm talking to you. You know who you are!

Next cunt that pulls this shit, gets a spanking.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 04:19, 15 November 2018 (UTC)


You deleted the Eddy Dzial and Donny Long articles, I would appreciate if you could delete mine. The article about me is 100% smears and lies written by Mikemikev.MrStrong (talk) 17:34, 19 November 2018 (UTC)

HA HA HA HA Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 00:55, 22 November 2018 (UTC)

Question about cwc[edit]

I haven't been keeping up with him. What's this dimensional conversion schtick?

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 04:27, 20 November 2018 (UTC)



The furries OWN US ALL AND WE ARE ALL FUCKED AND DOOMED Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 00:57, 22 November 2018 (UTC)

Black History Month[edit]

Earlier this year we had some fun by dedicating nearly all of the otNs in March (a.k.a. Women's History Month) to highlighting just how awful women are. I'm thinking it would be funny if we do the same with February (a.k.a. Black History Month) in 2019. Any thoughts on this? I know it's still 2 months away, but it never hurts to be prepared - especially when black people are involved. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 06:47, 30 November 2018 (UTC)

We can start enhancing pages about black crimes. The internet has lots of pics and vids about our black I mean African American brothers. We wuz kangs is solid too. Even Soulja Boy, Rihanna with her abusive boyfriend, etc... -LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 16:06, 30 November 2018 (UTC)

Dindu nuffin, you fucking racist bigots. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:09, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
We don't have enough articles on black person to fill a whole month.
PS, I am blind.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:17, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
February's a short month and we already have articles on important black people such as Shaun King, Rachel Dolezal, Eminem and TsimFuckis. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 17:49, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
"February's a short month" - black person don even get gibs a proper munf. Your plan is wonderful, and we must make a concerted effort to produce a series of mainpages that make readers flinch to behold them.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 19:01, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
  • Barbaric
  • Lazy
  • Apathetic
  • Cowardly
  • Kaffirs
• MJ2.0 (Talk) 19:54, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
Nobody In God's Green Earth Respects Simians.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:39, 30 November 2018 (UTC)
• MJ2.0 (Talk) 21:47, 30 November 2018 (UTC)

We could use Street soldier, Prison, Chikins, Nigger, Crips, Crack and Detroit.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:15, 1 December 2018 (UTC)

    • MJ2, remember when Ice-T used to rap about shooting cops before he started playing them?

That's a sell-out black person.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:20, 1 December 2018 (UTC)

Just Exterminate Whole Species
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:22, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
(Incidentally, for some reason the mainpage has updated the POTN but not the AOTN, so we have the Dec 1 "Santa Kike" pic but not your Dec 1 "Hanukkah" lead-in that it was meant to accompany. I have no idea why this has happened, or even how it is possible.)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:31, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
Because some dipshit fucked up and the page was named December_01 instead of December_1. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 01:39, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
Well caught, that lass.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 02:08, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
I knew what was wrong immediately since it happened a month or so ago too. Took me a while to figure it out that first time though. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 05:38, 1 December 2018 (UTC)
Got it, so no zero before single digits.  Must break habit.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 08:09, 1 December 2018 (UTC)

Does this site support mp4s and how do I link them[edit]

This file


Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:45, 17 December 2018 (UTC)

Go to Upload Wizard. It says .mp4 is a compatible file type. Yellowbird (talk) 01:59, 17 December 2018 (UTC)
A long time ago this site could even play back mp4's.. Technically it still can, but not files uploaded by the uploader. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:56, 17 December 2018 (UTC)
the file is uploaded and plays, cuntpaste the title (File:5aad1ab258461-460w2.mp4) into 'Search' and click 'Original file' • MJ2.0 (Talk) 02:54, 18 December 2018 (UTC)
  • Zaiger's article has embedded .mp4s, so to swipe the code Oddguy used produces:

hopefully this helps. it also reminds me that i need to fix 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick one of these days (unless one of you guys want to do it for me). :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:45, 19 December 2018 (UTC)

  • Thanks hipcrime

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:32, 20 December 2018 (UTC)

Abd lomax[edit]

Abd Lomax is a notorious troll who gets into feuds with people and spends his life harassing them by writing attack blogs. When someone though compiles a list of information about his antics and trolling and all the websites that have banned him he tries to remove it like he is now: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User_talk:Abd/Trolling_the_troll&action=history

Isn't removing posts like this on this wiki, a bannable offence?MrStrong (talk) 16:54, 19 December 2018 (UTC)

Here's what Lomax doesn't want mentioned and is trying to hide:

  • The removal shown is of useless repetitive posts in my user space. I do not absolutely own my user space, but mostly I have the right to decide what stays there and what doesn't. If not, let me know, so I can alter my behavior. MrStrong has created Abd Ul-Rahman Lomax, the talk page there, User:MrStrong/Trolling the troll [link corrected], and the Talk page there, and is filling them -- and this page, and others -- with obsessive repetition of all these claims. It's true: Oliver D. Smith (MrStrong) is insane, and this is accurate: User:MrStrong. --Abd (talk) 20:30, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
A lot of psychological projection about your own insanity. Unlike you I've never made bizarre legal threats that never happen:
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Abd_ul-Rahman_Lomax/Archive1#Laughable_legal_threats_by_troll_harasser_Abd_Lomax MrStrong (talk) 20:53, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
I've also unlike you not been divorced 7 times. You're an absolute psycho your wives even left you.MrStrong (talk) 20:57, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
  • Hipcrime noticed the blatant error in the MrStrong/Trolling the troll page and deleted it and the Talk page, but, again, Oliver continues with spamming irrelevant accusations. I've been married and divorced. Amicably, by the way. What does this have to do with the request here? If anyone else has questions about any of his claims, ask me. Most of them are lies or highly deceptive. Otherwise I'm not going to continue multiplying words endlessly for no purpose. I don't use the word "liar" loosely, but Smith lies, over and over, again and again, has been doing it for many years, and h's been busted so many times for it that it's amazing any pieces of him are still connected. --Abd (talk) 22:37, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
  • i moved the page without leaving a redirect as a matter of routine maintenance. and yes Abd is correct, users can pretty much control what is in their userspace (unless it's spam or illegal etc). -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:15, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
(ec with below) I didn't notice the move, though it was obvious. That's one of the effects of being over 70, one may to notice stuff. There are compensations. Yes, thanks, about user space rights. Some wikis even give users admin on their own user space. Quora allows users to delete the comments of others on their Answers. (The redirect could have been created or not, I've seen that go both ways. I think that since there was an incoming reference, I'd have left a redirect. Not necessary now.) --Abd (talk) 01:10, 20 December 2018 (UTC)
    • @Lomax, You're too dumb to get it. I was poking fun at your lies I'm "insane" when you clearly are. Being divorced 7 times shows what type of person you are -- a clearly deranged individual. Extra lolcow content for then spending your time offering people relationship advice on Quora. What the hell would you know when you've had 7 failed marriages?
I was something like 20 when I first had sex... So I've been married seven times, and I'm currently not married. Only three of those marriages were legally registered, to make that clear.


Lomax, divorced 7 times yet offers his useless relationships advice on Quora

MrStrong (talk) 23:26, 19 December 2018 (UTC)
Who said I have seven failed marriages? I had seven *successful* marriages. I got to be close to and intimate with seven beautiful women (fun!), and to have five children with one and adopt two with another (work, but more fun!). Each wife was different (and the marriages ended in different ways, but I am on good terms with them). By most rules, I Won. And everything passes, one way or another.
Oliver is about to find out what happens when you dedicate your life to being a troll. He has probably received the papers by now.
This is genuine lolcow: a demented retard who thinks he's not incel because "anti-natalist," has opinions about my qualifications to give relationship advice. Those relationships and much more, including study and training, give me a practical background from which to have fun answering questions, and my answers are sought and appreciated and upvoted, and I'm followed by people I consider the best writers on Quora, which is saying something.
Now, MrStrong is on Quora. Oliver D. Smith. So, hey, if you want to know how to keep from sinking into the ocean, ask him! Wait! What he knows about is sinking into the ocean, or really, old moldy stories about it, not staying away from that.
More to the point, his profile also lists expertise in Mythical Creatures, so you could ask him about trolls, he's obviously an expert. --Abd (talk) 23:28, 29 December 2018 (UTC)

All of the shit of Wikipedia ends up on here. This is the turd bucket of the WMF. Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 07:42, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

Glitchy new template (WebCite)[edit]

Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong, with this template?

When I slot in the page identifier string (e.g., this bit: http://www.webcitation.org/750yAgCTN), the template forms correctly and links to the right site, but it always gives webcitation's 404.

I'm stumped. It would be good to fix it, because then we have a go-to for non-waybackable pages.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:19, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
How about now? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 03:48, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
Webcite favicon.png IT WORKS AT LAST! Thank you! How did you fix it? It was driving me barmy.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 04:08, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
It seems it was the "&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page" part at the end of the URLs causing them to 404. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 04:30, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
I don't understand that at all. It works in other templates, so why not in that one? Too much for my feeble brain. Thanks again.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 04:35, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
The "&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page" is part of a query string that will define the variable eurl with the content "http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page" so the site can then use that variable. A quick search seems to suggest that YouTube and some other faggy video sites actually use such a variable - but WebCite doesn't, and the inclusion of it in the URL makes it so they can't properly route the request and end up showing a 404 page instead. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 05:01, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
Shut up, dumb cunt, and get back in the kitchen. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:49, 29 December 2018 (UTC)
OK. What do you want in your sandwiches?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 12:07, 29 December 2018 (UTC)

You Are Doing It Completely (Etc.) II[edit]

This just appeared on the front page. All editors (but two in particular), please take a minute to familiarise yourself with this, and ensure that nothing like it ever appears on the mainpage again, ever, cross your heart and hope to die.
Make sure its visual ugliness doesn't stop you reading it properly as well
Seriously? Like, seriously seriously? Next time something like the above atrocity is shat out in public, the shit-doer will find themselves shat upon. From a great height.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:45, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
This is such an invitation to vandalize the Main Page. Looks like no special privileges are needed, all it takes is a normal amount of inattention, with a really effed up system with maintenance-nightmare archiving. But maybe I'm too old. Maybe there is some magic behind the scenes to prevent this. Maybe the Easter Bunny is real. Maybe public irritation and vague threats will prevent it. Maybe a certain administrator has methods of shitting on anonymous users using open proxies. From a great height. For the lulz.
And maybe it's been fixed by hidden edits. Really? --Abd (talk) 13:04, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
And maybe, just maybe, you've got bats in your belfry.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 13:07, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
That could be seen as trolling for a demonstration. If I GAF. What does my belfry and its assortment of flying mammals have to do with this? I see nothing in place to prevent this from happening again. Actually, I have rats, not bats. Rat droppings are preferable in a belfry to bat guano. But they rhyme. --Abd (talk) 14:46, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
There is nothing to prevent it from happening again, except the determination of ED contributors not to let it happen again. Wikis are collaborative projects. In my book, "collaboration" includes not carelessly making more work for other people, even on a wiki as ramshackle and uncoordinated as this one. So yeah, if someone wants to write something for the mainpage, they should be putting in the effort to make sure it's fit for public consumption. I don't think this is an unreasonable or disproportionate thing to expect.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:38, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
Definitely. Nobody will put beans up their nose if we simply expect reasonable behavior, while showing any self-respecting teenage user exactly how not to put beans up their nose, or, more to the point, beans up the main page's nose. And creating such prominent clues, instead of actually fixing the system, is a brilliant way to save everyone's time, by making it clear what is reasonable, as can be expected from a dumb fuck. The only reason I have not therefore vandalized the Main Page is that I DGAF. Fortunately, I have no investment here, this is all for the lulz and isn't that the purpose of ED? --Abd (talk) 22:41, 1 January 2019 (UTC)
Concern Troll Is No Concern Of Mine.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 22:58, 1 January 2019 (UTC)


i was editing the dame pesos article and found something odd. when a pipe is put to the word "YouTube", instead of a pipe, it removes the word entirely (for example, ~YouTube~, if i am correct there should be nothing between the two tildes, see the source code to verify that i actually typed it if you want).
this doesn't only happen on these two pages either, for some reason the yt pipe is removed on all pages, a really obvious example being the ytseries template where it simply says "X is part of a series on." instead of what it should say, which of course is "X is part of a series on YouTube.".
it even happens on the search results page, look up "YouTube" to find pages containing the words and it simply says There is a page named "" on this wiki. See also the other search results found. and it removes the link to yt?
is this only happening on my computer or what? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 22:46, 30 December 2018 (UTC)

I can see the word "YouTube" between the two tildes; the {{ytseries}} template appears to have the word "YouTube" in the position where it should be; and the Special:Search function does return results containing the word "YouTube", just as one might expect.
So, even though finding one counter-example is as minimal as it gets, I think the problem must be local to you. Do you know any exorcists?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 00:04, 31 December 2018 (UTC)
  • weird, i false alarm i guess. i may need to look into that exorcism. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 01:06, 31 December 2018 (UTC)
  • The power of Christ compels you

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 23:18, 31 December 2018 (UTC)

They're baaaaack...[edit]

Two new anti-"Eddie Dz**l" sockpuppets registered in the last hour or so. We're going to need a bigger boat.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 16:06, 1 January 2019 (UTC)
  • stand at the edge of the boat for scale. I need a picture.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 19:10, 1 January 2019 (UTC)

Here, you can have this one:
Jews 3 in 3D.jpg

СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 23:05, 1 January 2019 (UTC)

  • I laughed

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 23:09, 1 January 2019 (UTC)

I had a feeling this would happen. Redirect them to the forums, let's see what happens. Yellowbird (talk) 05:23, 2 January 2019 (UTC)

Golden Ipod[edit]

Can we have an award made for Chloe Sagal if no one else puts their 2 cents in?

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 23:10, 1 January 2019 (UTC)

Featured article January 11 and 12, 2019[edit]

HaGibor literally created this article – a horribly-written crap stub that shouldn't have left his userspace – and decided it was front page material within the same day. Why?
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 18:40, 8 January 2019 (UTC)
Because HaGibor's autistic and can't write for shit. The story, however, is definitely feature material if the article is spiffed up a little. I'll try improving it later. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:01, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

AOTN:Kero The Wolf[edit]

Why is Kero set as AOTN for Feb 10, when he's already AOTN for Jan 9 & 10? (Asking in case there is a sensible explanation.)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:59, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

HEY!!! Dammit[edit]

Someone add the following to the gallery in the Mikemikev article (IT'S LOCKED)

Do this and I'll give u even more insulting pics of mike okay? Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 07:39, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

Good job on uploading a duplicate of an image that already appears at the very top of the article. I added the rest to the gallery. Not sure why you wouldn't just upload all of them and save time for everyone.
MW2 weed emblem.png MW2 weed title background.pngMW2UTUBER (talk) 03:18, 12 January 2019 (UTC)
Someone's creating new ones and yoou will get them as they are uploaded to the forum, TY and haveaniceday Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 23:51, 12 January 2019 (UTC)

Breath of Fire PotN[edit]

A while back, I remember there being a PotN that was a screenshot of Breath of Fire where the text was mentioning Zog, does anyone remember when that image was featured or who uploaded it? I want to find it for the article I'm making for the game. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:32, 14 January 2019 (UTC)

try looking [1] • MJ2.0 (Talk) 20:27, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
Tried that, but I don't remember when it was featured. I went all the way back to 2015 but couldn't find it. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 21:39, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
pre 2015 is fkn ages ago, who remembers that shit? • MJ2.0 (Talk) 21:57, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
>cue autism

Did you hear about the latest Breath of Fire game going free-to-play and pay-to-win mobile? Ivo Robotnik (talk) 21:28, 3 February 2019 (UTC)


Last awarded June 2017 to Onideus... Nigga plz • MJ2.0 (Talk) 22:21, 14 January 2019 (UTC)

I propose stripping the blubbery brigand of his honor, he probably bribed or blackmailed someone to get it in the first place. So we can draw a line under that ghastly frightfulness and reboot the award.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:54, 16 January 2019 (UTC)
the point was it's been a long time (been a long time, been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time) since it was awarded to anybody... but yeah, I don't disagree. • MJ2.0 (Talk) 07:00, 16 January 2019 (UTC)
You ought to try reading to the end of the sentence more often. Anyway, Onideus is now un-VD'ed and since you're the one whingeing about it, you can nominate the first of the new generation.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:26, 16 January 2019 (UTC)
While we're on the subject, it should also be mentioned that AlGore and ziggler have also had their VDs revoked. Why not give them a dishonorable mention? Yellowbird (talk) 21:45, 16 January 2019 (UTC)

more stupid pics of Mikemikev[edit]

all from the FOTY thread and all own work/fair use/etc Vigilant's Vagoo (talk) 00:26, 16 January 2019 (UTC)

Request to delete Mikemikev photo[edit]

Before Mikemikev was banned from EDF he changed his forum avatar to a family member of mine. Mikemikev has been cyberstalking and harassing my family for several years and is now apparently impersonating them by using their photos on his accounts. I'd appreciate if this image that was copied got removed or did not include the avatar. Thanks.

My main concern is like me, my family don't share any of Mikemikev's deranged beliefs. He made over a 1000 posts on EDF posting white supremacist content and death threats. All his crazy posts are now being associated with my family members since he's using their photos on his accounts.Tenchu (talk) 23:55, 16 January 2019 (UTC)

Fuck off, Oliver.СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 00:37, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
Hi this is Oliver and Darryl Smith and we're here to talk about online harassment. Oliver and Darryl Smith (talk) 14:06, 21 January 2019 (UTC)


It's been a week since this impenetrable blathering was tagged for extermination if it didn't improve in that time. It's still shit from top to bottom, and shows no signs of becoming not-shit. Kill, or keep? Wat do?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 19:00, 25 January 2019 (UTC)

Hello, I'm Konig and i'm trying to save this article. I just got a lot more screenshots and have information to add now. Konig talk

  • now that sidecar is a capo do we not do "improve or ignore"? i understand keeping articles for others to improve if they ever want to, but if people wanted to improve a deleted article they'd prob just remake it SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 18:11, 27 January 2019 (UTC)
Could you rephrase that? I'm not sure I understand you properly.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 19:01, 27 January 2019 (UTC)
  • u and likeicare would "fight" over what should or shouldn't be deleted article-wise, him saying all non-spam articles should be kept, you saying bad ones should be deleted (if i member correctly, it could be someone else). now that you're a bureaucrat, don't you get to decide how the rules on article deletion should go, or is that solely to the site owner? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 22:23, 27 January 2019 (UTC)
No idea, although LikeICare obviously has final say. It's his garden, and I'm just trimming the roses, spraying the blight, and pulling the dandelions.
I'll just keep on keeping on, and if I get into trouble then I'll mend my ways (after throwing a massive week-long sulk about it, obviously). Meantime, if I'm getting heavy-handed about quality control, this is an open invitation for anyone to tell me to stop being a cunt.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 22:56, 27 January 2019 (UTC)


We have a user by the name of MONSTER COCK (wow how original) and is editing PWL in a suspicious manner. Should I do something or no? Yellowbird (talk) 22:43, 28 January 2019 (UTC)

MO: Act when your instincts tell you it is time to act, and not before. Nothing gets sharper without practice.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 23:51, 28 January 2019 (UTC)
Checkuser confirmed that it's Donny. I upgraded the block to permanent. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 05:27, 29 January 2019 (UTC)
Got it. Flushed his uploads just to be sure. Yellowbird (talk) 05:29, 29 January 2019 (UTC)
Do others agree that it would make sense to block Eddie Pryzdireoriodal's current sock, and any future socks, since he is focusing on Lenny Dong's article and obviously provoking Lenny's vandalism sprees? Yes, he very occasionally edits other articles, just to keep up the appearance of normality, but we all know what he's up to.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 13:34, 30 January 2019 (UTC)
Make sure to CheckUser him first, then I'll go from there. I just want to be sure. Yellowbird (talk) 20:35, 30 January 2019 (UTC)

Donny long madness is gonna ramp up again[edit]

Suggestions for extensions to prevent newfags causing havoc???  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 23:12, 29 January 2019 (UTC)

Idk shit about extensions, all I can say is to keep the hosting providers on a short leash, make sure Donny doesnt try to moralfag them into pulling our front and back end again. Yellowbird (talk) 00:30, 30 January 2019 (UTC)

Limit the number of changes one can make per day if not upped. Ignore edits over certain size. Kill all newfags. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:32, 30 January 2019 (UTC)
maybe reassign "protect" and "rollback" to people in special:listUser/Editor, plus i would add "block" to their usergroup. basically sysop lite i guess? anyways i don't like shutting off newusers to sign up but last time was pretty successful. i'm trying to entice Alliecat who is checkuser/abuse specialist for Wikipedia to come here. idk how to pick candidates for rangeblock but i bet she does. Donny and Eddie probably have basic abuse skills and Alliecat would be a formidable foe, while also causing butthurt over at TOW. :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:01, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

I promise each and ever one of you faggots dreaming up gay shit about me that not only will I bust your head and your families heads open if and when I ever find out who you are but I will not stop to take down your host and fuck up your sites SEO on google and your wiki page histories. You will never ever beat me and I will not go away till you fucking get my fucking name off this site along with all your fake gay fantasy photos with my face Eddie Dzial put up. Signed, Donny Long PS: I am going after not just your current host but all his family and he will fold and you will be left with nothing sooner or later you stupid sicko mentally ill faggots with AIDS!

Its amazing all you fags got is the classic cowardly run block and hide behind mamas keyboard punks. I OWN U ALL YOU FUCKING COWARDS. WHY DONT ONE OF YOU COME SAY SHIT TO MY FACE? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Ipromiseyou (talkcontribs)

there is no need to be upset. i would be down for coffee or hot hot sex. that's quite a pistol you're packing -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:30, 31 January 2019 (UTC)
Donny Long must be trying so hard to top Chris-Chan. And he's sociopathic as fuck to rival both Nate Spidgewood and Brian Martin combined. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 04:36, 31 January 2019 (UTC)
  • take it the internet tough guy doesn't know that this counts as premeditation if he ever grows the pubes to do something.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 04:39, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

I counted 26 socks so far. At this rate, he'll be eligible for a permanent spot on the 200+ Socks Club by March. Yellowbird (talk) 05:41, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

Donny, have you ever heard of the Streisand Effect? Because that's all that you are achieving.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 15:19, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

Someone, contact Zaiger to swap hosts again  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 10:14, 1 February 2019 (UTC)

Any updates on the situation? Donny tried pulling down the host again, didn't he? Yellowbird (talk) 23:02, 1 February 2019 (UTC)

Shut account creation down. Shut it down now. Yellowbird (talk) 05:04, 2 February 2019 (UTC)

I had to undo all the shitstorm Donny left around 6 in the morning. I actually have a suggestion that can help reduce the aids Donny is going to spread 20 times a day. You should change the user registration settings to 'pending'. That way it's easier to delete Donny's sockpuppets without the vandalizing. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 21:26, 3 February 2019 (UTC)

Why are we letting this fool fuck our site? He took out 3 of our host already and now he is going for a 4th and ruining history pages all over with spam and libeling lawyers that may shut us down for good. I vote to just delete the asshole from the site. Let him win or we may not have a site! Imsickofdonny (talk)

How do you know how many hosts he took down? This looks suspect. Yellowbird (talk) 00:30, 4 February 2019 (UTC)

Why you fucking ban me idiot? Your worce than the idiot running facebook WTF! To answer your question Because he post spam bragging about it all the time and posted it also on pornwikileaks.com anyways when he takes us down again dont say I didnt tell you so and this time maybe the last host we get because 1776hosting is about it for people that are going to put up with us I think but maybe im wrong? --Whyuban (talk) 00:40, 4 February 2019 (UTC)

We have it handled. And the page is staying up unless SeeBeen says otherwise. Yellowbird (talk) 00:42, 4 February 2019 (UTC)

We'll see what Zaiger says. He's the owner of ED after all. I'll let you know tomorrow. I'm pretty sure he'll want the pages removed. Article isn't funny enough to risk losing another hosting again.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 01:39, 4 February 2019 (UTC)

zaiger is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anybody... • MJ2.0 (Talk) 01:44, 4 February 2019 (UTC)
Remove his articles and images. Don't restore them again. Lulz coming from his rage are jeopardising the site and are putting hard financial strain on zaiger  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 17:03, 4 February 2019 (UTC)
okay i got the article and some of the images. i will kill the rest later today unless someone else does it for me. sry about that, didn't mean to jeopardize the site. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:44, 4 February 2019 (UTC)
Tis truly a dark day when the autism has won... Not really, though. I honestly don't give a fuck. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:25, 4 February 2019 (UTC)

Dark World[edit]

So GirlOnInternet flushed and protected an article a couple of days ago, and someone keeps trying to put it back together. I blocked him for a day pending further judgment. Should this article stay flushed or no? Yellowbird (talk) 08:15, 30 January 2019 (UTC)

He's a shame fetishist who's been trying to get ED and Kiwi Farms to pay attention to him for several years now. He used to try bribing Zaiger for an article and such... of course, then he'd regret it and demand that his page be deleted. He has absolutely no control over this shit and it's best to just delete, protect and then wait for him to eventually do it all over again. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 18:39, 30 January 2019 (UTC)
I'm actually considering writing an article on him again to see if it will get him to finally stop spamming the wiki with this shit. He definitely has done enough shit off the site to warrant an article that isn't a pure vanity piece. He also doesn't show signs of letting up on the spam since he seems to view the constant deletion of his articles as us "protecting" him from himself. Also, the shit with him trying to bribe Zaiger is pretty funny now that we know it probably went towards meth. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:59, 31 January 2019 (UTC)
Oh God I can't believe he is still trying to get that article. He was begging me a few years ago to write about him. Zagan (talk) 02:50, 1 February 2019 (UTC)
I say go for it. Just caught yet another sock trying to blank his shit. Yellowbird (talk) 10:25, 1 February 2019 (UTC)


So there's a guy who came here, and posted rule34 of some PBS Kids show depicting underage character(s), falling within removal policy. I made sure to ban him and flush the offending images. Did I make the right call, or is there anything else I need to do?

FWIW, years ago on the old ED loli/shota and even some toddlercon images were allowed to an extent. Not sure when exactly that policy became more strict, but it was probably around the time of the whole CBLDF thing came into being. I mean, we still have the Baby Fuck page FFS.
It also seemed like that user was trying to actually write an article on Word Girl. Personally, I think it would have sufficed to simply remove the images and warn the user not to be more careful about what they upload. They literally just took that .gif from Paheal without even renaming it. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 05:50, 3 February 2019 (UTC)

Ok. The offending files have been flushed, but I will unblock. Thanks for the assistance. Yellowbird (talk) 06:04, 3 February 2019 (UTC)

February PotN[edit]

Can one of you lazy fucks update Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Picture_of_the_Now with a gallery for February? I'd do it but I'm a lazy fuck. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 06:32, 5 February 2019 (UTC)

  • That one always gives me trouble. I keep getting January pics when I preview.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 09:03, 5 February 2019 (UTC)

    • Can you take a look at my work cut the pic isn't changing on the main page

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 18:04, 5 February 2019 (UTC)

Holocaust Remembrance Day[edit]

To be fair, and a little late, it's January 27. So have fun next year.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 19:32, 5 February 2019 (UTC)

What is there to remember? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 21:39, 5 February 2019 (UTC)
  • the 16 gorillian jews that dyed of course, chill it with the antisemitism SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 23:20, 5 February 2019 (UTC)
Holocaust, schmolocaust. Let 'em find something else to whine about.СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:52, 6 February 2019 (UTC)
Schmolocaust? Moar like Shlomocaust amirite? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 01:56, 6 February 2019 (UTC)
    • Girl for the out of nowhere win.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 02:46, 6 February 2019 (UTC)

Hitler approves favicon.jpgСидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 02:54, 6 February 2019 (UTC)

request to delete some shit articles[edit]

Can we delete this crap? Bumblebee (talk) 00:08, 13 February 2019 (UTC)

Fuck off, Oliver. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 00:49, 13 February 2019 (UTC)

Mainpage lag: mystery solved[edit]

.... except the answer turns out to be another mystery. When the mainpage gets stuck displaying XOTN for >24 hours, the solution is to dive in and make a minor edit to the POTN that should be displaying, and then save it. This immediately prompts the mainpage to update itself properly.

I have no idea why this works. It's obviously some kind of bug and there's no realistic chance of it being fixed, so this is your workaround.

СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 15:10, 21 February 2019 (UTC)

Seems like "editing" the main page but changing nothing also updates it. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:09, 21 March 2019 (UTC)

A rework on FFXIV entry[edit]

A third expansion pack for FFXIV is coming this month. Looking at the entry, it looks like a tl;dr mess that needs a cleanup with more details like the WoW entry. What's so great about FFXIV's upcoming expansion? Bunny girls race. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 20:13, 23 February 2019 (UTC)

So all the weebs can pretend they are not gay by jerking off to bunny girls instead of naked teenage boys? But yeah, that article looks like garbage. Also it has been mostly untouched since 2013. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:40, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

AlGore II: Etcetera Boogaloo[edit]

Fairly sure we have another aspiring Angel of Death, who will try earning his wings eventually. Doubt it will be a school shooting though. This one strikes me more as a slice-and-dicer.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 02:39, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
more info plz? -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:57, 7 March 2019 (UTC)
There's a 1906 painting in the creepypasta article's "Gallery Of Fear." See if it reminds you of anything.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 02:35, 9 March 2019 (UTC)


Here's and interesting pamphlets for your Jews and their lies article ==


Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 20:18, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

Discord shit[edit]

I recently heard that Allthefoxes character got doxed. I want to clarify, is it halal, NOT to put the dox on the article directly, but to put it on a Pastebin and link to that instead? Yellowbird (talk) 01:43, 9 March 2019 (UTC)

There are a lot of articles linking to external dox material. I've done it before without anyone complaining. Zagan (talk) 21:08, 16 March 2019 (UTC)


Twitter-favicon.png Christopher Storm - storm by name...
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 22:05, 15 March 2019 (UTC)
24 hours later... he's deleted nearly all his tweets, leaving only the innocuous ones.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 19:28, 16 March 2019 (UTC)

New Wanted Level Template[edit]

Quick update[edit]

I've removed a couple of shitty attack articles, that were total shit. Anything else you need me to do on sysadmin side while I'm around?  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 01:25, 17 March 2019 (UTC)

Maybe you could re-enable account creation, but mostly check to see if EDF is doing alright. I think we got things covered. Yellowbird (talk) 01:34, 17 March 2019 (UTC)
Oh, and GirlOnInternet would like her Bureaucrat privileges back. I can vouch for her good service record. Yellowbird (talk) 02:15, 21 March 2019 (UTC)
Go Brenton on SAAs, plox. No-one will argue with your deletions (unlike mine)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:37, 17 March 2019 (UTC)
Are you telling me that there are articles on here that aren't shit? Fuck off slav nigger. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 08:24, 17 March 2019 (UTC)
  • I put the shooter video on the front page hoping it would crash the site or get us banned in New Zealand, but it didn't work. I don't need you to do anything, I just wanted to let you know that. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:35, 17 March 2019 (UTC)

Achtung, achtung[edit]

Staff, contact me via contact@encyclopediadramatica.rs via any e-mail you check. Ineed a private way to send you the link to download the full website archive (minus IP logs, user e-mails and password hashes). This is not a drill. I repeat - THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 01:51, 19 March 2019 (UTC)

hi-Boudica (talk) 02:49, 19 March 2019 (UTC)

this better not be a trick ••General Niggerson Page me. 10:14, 19 March 2019 (UTC)
Intelligent remark sir-Boudica (talk) 14:44, 19 March 2019 (UTC)
Sent up the dongsignal, we got a couple of admins from our Discord server, they might be willing to volunteer, names of .wil and Kaizen. Yellowbird (talk) 17:04, 19 March 2019 (UTC)
I just realized what sparked this alert. (I'm not going to say what, but the answer is really simple and obvious. And if anyone posts the answer, it could easily cause a big problem -- so don't even try guessing!)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:24, 22 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Checkmark 2.gif (4 days later) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:43, 23 March 2019 (UTC)


Ed mainpage TBAs (march 21, 2019).png


СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:47, 21 March 2019 (UTC)

Already fixed, but the main page hasn't updated yet. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 18:48, 21 March 2019 (UTC)
Now updated via bumping POTN (see above; "Mainpage lag: mystery solved")
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 19:02, 21 March 2019 (UTC)

Thread of the Now?[edit]

  • Lolgo.png I'm about to be expelled from uni Otter Whiskers Shadow otter.jpg  signed on: 20:24, 21 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Assuming there's nothing better this week (doubt), this is going on for this Sunday. Yellowbird (talk) 20:32, 21 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Got worse. More users are calling for it to be TotN. Otter Whiskers Shadow otter.jpg  signed on: 23:07, 21 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Summary: Someone emailed ddt's dic pics to his professors; he is being investigated by student affairs for it; made a thread to accuse glorious reader and bitch about it, posting the email from student affairs; I emailed student affairs and explained stuff to prevent him from expulsions; he self-destructed because he lied to student affairs in his own explanation. Otter Whiskers Shadow otter.jpg  signed on: 23:12, 21 March 2019 (UTC)
Exceptions can be made. It is done. Yellowbird (talk) 23:19, 21 March 2019 (UTC)

ED Mobile Client Test[edit]

This is the first official post that I am making using a closed beta version of the Android ED client (Android 4.0+). No actions are needed. This was just a test. Test Account 2 (talk) 23:58, 21 March 2019 (UTC)

Be back next week[edit]

Blew my back out, waiting to get into drs. Hopefully we get some morphine.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 22:35, 22 March 2019 (UTC)

Hurt your back blowing 7 black guys in an alley? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:02, 23 March 2019 (UTC)

Actually it was 8.  You were there.  You should know.  You did the first 6.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 08:57, 23 March 2019 (UTC)

dark mode[edit]

is there a way to add a dark mode onto the wiki? i tried using the CSS templates but they don't work with this version of mediawiki (or at least the ones i found didn't). light mode looks like shit and i like not being blind SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 18:31, 23 March 2019 (UTC)

Follow the instructions on this page, and you'll need to do some manual tweaking to get it looking right with the toolbars etc Uberfukken (talk) 21:32, 27 March 2019 (UTC)
  • vector skin reminds me too much of TOW, but it works and looks niceish, thx SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 23:12, 29 March 2019 (UTC)
There's a number of different skins you can get using the same method, what you're looking for are "mediawiki css overlays" Uberfukken (talk) 20:13, 30 March 2019 (UTC)

AOTN: Europe/Brexit double-bill[edit]

Brexit is already earmarked for March 29th (Brexit day) & 30th (the hangover). Am proposing Europe/EU for the March 27 & 28 slot.

If this idea stinks, tell me to fuck off. Otherwise I'll press ahead.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 22:11, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
  • I've been informed by a person in the know that it is highly likely the Brits will postpone it again to June. We'll have to be on the lookout. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 22:22, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
Yeah, right, this is the last stage of Remainer denial. Like the UK's current government is ever going to get that extension passed into law, when neither Remain nor Leave has control of the tiller. They'll still be arguing about it when they hit the legal iceberg of March 29.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 23:28, 23 March 2019 (UTC)
  • "MPs are debating a range of alternative Brexit options in "indicative votes". It is unclear at present whether there will be another meaningful vote on Theresa May's deal. But Mrs May has indicated to Conservative MPs that if her deal is passed she would step down, although she did not specify a date." [2] Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 21:16, 27 March 2019 (UTC)
That tells us nothing. This clusterfuck is going to go right to the wire.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 23:12, 27 March 2019 (UTC)
Very late last night, the Uk parliament finally passed a bit of legislation amending the Brexit date. It's now either April 12 or May 22, depending on what happens over the next day or two. Barring any dramatic twists in the next 24 hours, Brexit is postponed.
So AOTN for March 29 & 30 is officially up for grabs, if anyone wants it.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 10:16, 28 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Who would have thought... Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 19:43, 28 March 2019 (UTC)
Well, not you. You claimed a few posts back that it had already been postponed and was going to be "postponed again" (until June). So, back in your box, Nostradamus.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 15:20, 29 March 2019 (UTC)

Account Creation's Back on[edit]

Police.gif Seebeen enabled account creation again. Watch out!

Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 14:59, 24 March 2019 (UTC)

New Graded Score Template[edit]

Crat Privs[edit]

I've restored GirlonInternet's and MJ2.0's crat privs, additionally Likeicare has had his removed. LMK if you need additional privs sorting out.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 13:44, 29 March 2019 (UTC)

This development sounds like I've missed out on some delicious drama. Details plz.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 15:20, 29 March 2019 (UTC)
I second that motion. Yellowbird (talk) 19:25, 29 March 2019 (UTC)
Several people who have had crat privileges have complained that LiC removed them for no apparent reason. Since he basically abused his privs, and since he knows fuck nothing about how this wiki works, I've revoked his privs. I'm leaving it up to you to sort out who needs what privs, and who deserves what according to their contribs.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 20:30, 29 March 2019 (UTC)
  • That's because likeicare's a piece of shit. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 21:36, 29 March 2019 (UTC)


Additionally, Rockenhous has recovered from his car accident, and wants to do some development on wiki, and setup an anti-vandalism bot (basic one to check for blanking and shit). I'm 99.9% inclined to give him some privs, and see how that works out. We have daily backups, so it's not like he can nuke the place.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 20:34, 29 March 2019 (UTC)
i would like to see the return of the welcome bot. lots of new users creating single line permastubs and making basic mistakes about our primary mission since it went down a few months ago. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:42, 29 March 2019 (UTC)
+1 — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 22:51, 29 March 2019 (UTC)
Well, now...! So we've skipped a Civil War this time, and gone straight for the palace coup. I like your style, SeeBeen, no pussying around. As for the who-gets-what side of things, I reckon we have things about right at the moment, a good mix of styles and approaches, and a nice manageable number.
So my only suggestion is that you should keep an eye on certain people whose names begin with H and end with E and have ipcrim in the middle, who have a tendency to hand out privs to anyone who pitches up (which is asking for trouble, given how many lurking enemies this place has.)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 23:54, 29 March 2019 (UTC)
fair enough. but so far, so good imo. :] -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:43, 30 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Make me god king. (also yeah just keep and eye on Rockenhous because he's crazy). G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 05:38, 30 March 2019 (UTC)
Make my rank above that of Oddjew, because he is fucking useless. Hipcrime is less useless, but he is a gay. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:48, 31 March 2019 (UTC)
im afraid i cant do that but i did promote you and i will stop now. but the circlejerk must continue.💦 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:18, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
Finally I have achieved my lifelong dream of a circlejerk. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 04:54, 2 April 2019 (UTC)
  • Circlejerk and a handjob for dinner. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 15:06, 2 April 2019 (UTC)
  • Don't worry about me, SeeBeen knew me when he first took over as admin of this place. My only sin is I believed a drug addict was still in charge when he asked for my help. All I want to do is help the wiki and make sure that y'all have the ability to withstand the attacks that happened a few weeks ago, help SeeBeen setup a development environment for the Wiki, possibly get a Hidden Disaster Recovery location setup that has the database so the threat of a shutdown is nil, and get additional frontends setup so we can increase performance. Conradrock (talk)

Strange Error[edit]

When I view File:PromisedNeverlandxPPG.jpg, I'm logged in as Schnitzel and the page appears in the dark theme he recently added. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 11:46, 30 March 2019 (UTC)

  • yeah this has been happening for a while for me too, but the effect only happens when on newly uploaded files for me and goes away when i click on a different page, wbu? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 14:28, 30 March 2019 (UTC)
  • I've been getting this error myself, once or twice. If I want to flush the file, I work around it by manually inputting the file name into the flush confirmation page and then flush it. Yellowbird (talk) 16:40, 30 March 2019 (UTC)
There was a similar problem on the forum about a year ago. Hasn't happened recently. Uberfukken (talk) 20:19, 30 March 2019 (UTC)
  • Error persists: Every time I check an image Schnitzel uploaded, that page appears in his dark theme and shows that I'm logged in as him. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 15:48, 6 April 2019 (UTC)
Please provide sufficient evidence of you two not being the same person. Several dickpics would suffice. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 20:53, 6 April 2019 (UTC)
Nixon-jackass.jpg - Yellowbird (talk) 21:02, 6 April 2019 (UTC)

April VotN Gallery[edit]

Can someone please fix FaGibor's mess that he left on the VotN page. He left off the fucking year on every entry this time. Thx. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 01:22, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

  • I'll fix it now

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:41, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

    • All fixed

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk)

  • Good boy. Have a HaGibor Snack. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 01:54, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
  • Hmm. I think I'll create an entry for every day this year when I'll have time (and store them in a separate page so they won't clog up the VotN page). That way nobody will be burdened to make them at the end of each month, in the last minute. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 20:07, 1 April 2019 (UTC)
  • I've gone and done it. User:OtterWhiskers/Calendar Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 15:44, 2 April 2019 (UTC)

Can a sysop[edit]

Fix the quote of the now.

I forgot the | between the quote and the name. Was in to much of a rush. Thnx.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 00:27, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

  • Thanks girl. You're a goddess.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 00:39, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

    • Also, I see you archive the QoTN rather than link to it.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 00:42, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

      • QotNs are often the type of shit that people will quickly delete if it goes viral. I make a habit out of using an archive link because of that. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 00:53, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

i've been having real problems connecting to archive.is. at first i thought it was their site until it didn't improve, so i tried using my cellphone to setup a hotspot and it works just fine. has anyone else here ever experienced anything like this from archive.is? i've given up archiving shit as a matter of course (maybe i just used the site too much?), and now i only archive stuff if it's absolutely necessary cuz i have to use my phone's mobile hotspot to do it. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 01:42, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

    • I have the same problem with internet archive that's why I use archive.is

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 01:56, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

YT embed problem[edit]

VOTN for April 5. Was working normally when I created the page a few hours ago. It still looks like it should play normally, but when you try to view it, it comes up with "video unavailable." Copypasting the short URL from the VOTN frame will take you to the yt video itself, which is still there and working as you'd expect it to. No other videos on the channel are affected. I'm stumped. What gives?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 13:45, 4 April 2019 (UTC)
  • It works just fine for me. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 13:54, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 13:59, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

Welcome bot will be coming back[edit]

The welcome bot will be coming back tonight, so you shouldn't have to worry about performing the welcomes on new users talk pages manually. I'll advise when I'm complete. Conradrock (talk)

It's back online. Please let me know if there's any issues. Also, if there's any admins that are interested in having shell access to it in order to restart it (if it stops working) please let me know and I'll gladly give it to you. Conradrock (talk)
The bot has fallen over. Please send a maintenance worker to give it a kick, get it back up and running, plskthnx. Yellowbird (talk) 19:46, 8 May 2019 (UTC)

AOTN, April 12[edit]

is up for grabs. (Was going to be "Brexit" but that shit has just gotten kicked into the long grass.)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 11:10, 11 April 2019 (UTC)

Onideus image bonfire[edit]

I'd like to suggest that EDitors get their flushing privs back, for a very good cause. I'm calling for a mass flush of borderline illegal (and in some cases, unquestionably illegal) media posted by a certain diaper-shitting subhuman. Yellowbird (talk) 01:46, 12 April 2019 (UTC)

  • I believe flushing can be automated. I'd certainly wait before making any such irresponsible request until uber has had time to have a go at it. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 09:29, 12 April 2019 (UTC)
    • Wow. You had fun while I was asleep. You stayed up late. Onideus is still up. He's shitting his diaper hard over it. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 10:00, 12 April 2019 (UTC)
  • Apparently some things were forgotten.

Lolgo.png I'm about to be expelled from uni

He recently hijacked this thread and crashed it into a tower. Thanks to Uberfukken for calling him out btw. Yellowbird (talk) 01:54, 12 April 2019 (UTC)

Remember, this shit only stayed up because of zaiger-Boudica (talk) 03:05, 12 April 2019 (UTC)

Police.gif Let the bonfire commence

The Great Spring Cleaning of 2019[edit]


Kill yourself, Onideus. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 23:49, 12 April 2019 (UTC)

*onideus slowly licks your window*
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 14:53, 14 April 2019 (UTC)


What happened to this? It was good, and the sort of thing ED should pursue and build into something truly great. Perhaps monthly, if weekly was too much of a PITA.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:03, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
Oddguy was the captain of that ship. Uberfukken (talk) 18:25, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
  • Does that mean it's sunk then? Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 18:32, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
  • The podcast wasn't good, which was mostly my fault. My connection was bad and I didn't know what I was doing so we constantly had tech issues. I'm planning to one day use the ED channel to make content, at which point I might restart the podcast, but I want my own videos to be good first. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 19:17, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
So once in 2020 ? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 19:33, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
lol you think my videos will be good by 2020 G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 20:10, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
No Jew. Learn to read the code, you dumb motherfucker. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 20:17, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
Oddguy has such a beautiful voice. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:42, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
agreed. i don't hear the "nasal screech" described below. otoh ive never heard an Israeli accent before, unless Ofra Haza's singing counts. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 08:36, 15 April 2019 (UTC)
please stop making fun of my nasal screech. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 20:10, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
  • At least yours is better than mine. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 20:12, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
Never mind the technical side, the content was good. The panel had good chemistry and the enjoyment was infectious. The backroom dramas of ED itself would provide constant new material. We could all pitch in suggestions and stuff, if compiling the running order is too much of a slog. Just think what the Lulzcast could have been like if it was running during Zaigergate.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:42, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
  • I saw a few comments on youtube by people who want more. Instead, dankula fag covered zaigergate. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 20:57, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
  • I'm honestly pretty busy. I guess I could do it once a month if you guys really want me to. A few of the guys on the forum have some audio engineering experience, maybe they can help. Just let me finish a few more videos first. I'm in the middle of some projects and I don't want to get distracted. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 21:05, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
  • shitposting @ moviebob and sargon on twitter doesn't count as a project SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 22:45, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 22:54, 14 April 2019 (UTC)

The Jasonafex Article[edit]

It is tl;dr and reads like a shitty attack article written by butthurt furfags who got ripped off by him. If anything, it makes jasonafex look smart. I want it gone as it is.

It could be rewritten to show that furfags are easy to rip off, but I just want to nuke it altogether. I wanted your input first. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 18:05, 25 April 2019 (UTC)

I'm not a fan, but it's nowhere near SAA status. A lot of time and effort has gone into that, and it's fairly comprehensible too.
On the downside, it is over-long and over-detailed. By which I mean, there's lots of bits that the author enjoyed adding but which really slow it down.
So my two cents'-worth is: take the shears to it with gusto, and see how you feel about it when you've cut it down to size.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:49, 25 April 2019 (UTC)
  • There is also the troubling fact that jasonafex gloats about how he helped write his own article and uses it as self-promotion. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 18:54, 25 April 2019 (UTC)
So he says that an article that has been edited repeatedly by several users (over a period of years) was in fact the work of just one editor (and was never updated), and despite the fact that he's claiming it was just a one-off by that one lone editor, he also claims he "helped"?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 19:11, 25 April 2019 (UTC)
  • There is truth in what he said. So let me go over the edit history for you.
  1. PrinceOfAllSaiyans created it.
  2. Dildo Baggins added a {{tldr}} notice.
  3. Zew0 formatted it.
  4. LucarioAura added an ad hominem attack about jasonafex's girlfriend.
  5. PrinceOfAllSaiyans added a shout out "Hello Remmies <3" to the first section, then immediately reverted the edit.
  6. ShadowofColosuss added more ad hominem about the gf, trying to paint her as a brony, using an email conversation between her and some pissed off fag as evidence.
  1. Metalblade made minor grammar edits.
  2. RickRollRickRoll axed it and improved grammar.
  3. Hipcrime reverted RickRollRickRoll's edits.
  1. ThurstonMoore added jasonafex's photo.
  2. Dildo Baggins removed {{tldr}}.
  1. Lazyarmadillo8654 added newgrounds, gab, and twitter profile links.
  2. Cokeman43 formatted it, added more accounts, added more See Also, and featured it.
As you can see, the body of the article remained the same throughout the years. PrinceOfAllSaiyans wrote it and LucarioAura and ShadowofColosuss added ad hominem attacks about jasonafex's girlfriend. It is a vanity article that was slightly expanded by butthurt nonames.
Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 19:38, 25 April 2019 (UTC)
I really DNGOSSS. Cut the article down a bit, rewrite (what you regard as) the vanity aspects, whatever, but this is an official "no flush" interdict.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:09, 25 April 2019 (UTC)

Fine. I will rewrite it, but it will portray him in a good light, because he made furries butthurt and spastic over porn. The current article will be kept as the version one such spastic furfag wrote, for everyone to laugh at.

Also, the next time I see someone plagiarize unfunny shit from kiwifagfarms, I'll ban instantly.

Kiwifarms version

Yes, a purebred Shiba Inu (a very expensive breed of dog) that apparently needed doggy stairs for their bed, which as you saw in the GoFundMe was supposedly just a mattress on the floor. Of note is that the two of them were still confirmed to be living in the shack with her parents as recently as June of last year.

ED page version

Instead of being responsible adults and spending the money on what the original purpose, they bought a fucking dog.

And not just any dog. No, a purebred shiba inu. That's $2000 right there, out of the $3000 the fucking GoFundMe was. THAT'S not suspicious at all. And another pretty GLARING issue was the fact that they needed to get some doggy stairs so the puppy could get up on the bed. ...The bed that is, according to their "boo hoo us" GoFundMe a fucking mattress on the floor.

Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 00:55, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

Done. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 12:56, 12 May 2019 (UTC)

Brave Rewards[edit]

I heard about this the other day from Kiwi Farms, and wanted to get into it myself. Apparently it's a feature of a browser where you watch ads for some form of cryptoshekels, and directly tip websites. Maybe SeeBeen could get us verified so the site can get more donations. Yellowbird (talk) 04:19, 26 April 2019 (UTC)


Anyone want to help me out with this? It could potentially generate some butthurt or be a good AOTN candidate. -Boudica (talk) 02:06, 3 May 2019 (UTC)

What exactly are you looking to add to it? --KaneLivesSignature.png KaneLives95 03:03, 3 May 2019 (UTC)
Just a way to make it more current and relevant. it hasnt really been edited in like 2 years-Boudica (talk) 06:19, 3 May 2019 (UTC)

Joe Firmage[edit]

Hi. I an the original author of this page pertaining to Joe Firmage. This person is a total waste of oxygen and he doesn't warrant a page on ED any longer, since there is not such thing as "bad publicity". Please delete this page from ED. Thanks in advance for any assistance. The page served its purpose and warned people away from this person. ButtStuffer (talk) 05:17, 5 May 2019 (UTC)


Right, so this guy and some whore named Chloe are bitchfighting over sending each other's revenge porn flying around the Internets. Should I tell them to take it elsewhere? Yellowbird (talk) 12:15, 11 May 2019 (UTC)

On Featuring Articles Prematurely[edit]

The Etika World Network was put on the front page while it was still being written (it was only finished after the 2 days it was AotN) and now I come home to see ProJared's stub article as today's AotN. There is no mention of him cheating on his wife in that one fucking paragraph you managed to barf there. Looking at the article itself, it is still a stub. Most of the drama is not put into words and only the screenshots are there, which in itself do not tell the story properly. The one paragraph recently written which does describe the drama goes off topic to talk about ScrewAttack.

Why the fuck are you doing such a sloppy job again? Why is it ok to prematurely feature articles still being written (this time a stub)? Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 14:05, 11 May 2019 (UTC)

Tend to agree with you here, OW. Can't speak for anyone else, but I'd been letting them pass, on the principle that since they were new articles they might attract more contributors who knew something about the subjects.
That doesn't seem to be happening, though. So it's time to reappraise the situation.

Perhaps we need a little "stamp" to attach to FAs that are works-in-progress, explicitly inviting contributions? Along the lines of this template, only a lot smaller.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:58, 12 May 2019 (UTC)

Linkermann just so you know I had nothing to do with the Pro Jared article being made article of the now. I am sorry this worked out this way and you are mad, next time I submit a stub I will write a much better one. Peace PissedOffPerson (talk) 19:38, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

  • STFU you try hard cunt. Anybody can check who was responsible, so no, you can't take credit for anything. Not even for shitting up the wiki. And don't call me Linkermann. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 16:20, 14 May 2019 (UTC)

Can a sysop[edit]

Put an "s" on the Contrapoints in the Aotn under the article 6 days ago. Accidentally saved before checking the previous articles. Thanks in advance.

Ha Gibor 🇮🇱 Im ein ani li, mi li? 🇮🇱 (talk) 20:19, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

done-Boudica (talk) 22:08, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

Current threat[edit]

Someone please set a new one. The EU can reappear in October, but it has outstayed its welcome for now. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 22:53, 15 May 2019 (UTC)

LOL Moultard got banned[edit]

Lolgo.png 1097179 Lolgo.png 1097182 Lolgo.png 1097184 Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 13:55, 17 May 2019 (UTC)

No surprise. He had recognizably been in the final throes of his spin-cycle for about 48 hours, frantically accusing everyone of Nazism and/or pedophilia. He'll be back, because he always is.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:19, 17 May 2019 (UTC)
  • He immediately made a reddit post threatening SeeBeen after getting banned. Apparently, that's all he can do. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 08:37, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

Add Sandbox to tools tab[edit]

I propose that the Sandbox link be added to the Tools sidebar for practical reasons. Thank you Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv sig 1.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png

Thank you, vidra uram Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv sig 1.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png 09:43, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

SeeBeen leaves[edit]

SeeBeen has officially retired since last week. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 09:37, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

Which Polish neo-nazi group did he join? Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv sig 1.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png 09:44, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

Lolgo.png SeeBeen leaves Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 10:06, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:56, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

Sysop / editor needed[edit]

Please can a sysop or editor have a look at Talk:Antandrus David#Suggested improvement? I tried to do it myself but it's protected. Thanks UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 12:26, 22 May 2019 (UTC)

POTN May 24[edit]

Heads-up. A deliberately-outrageous choice, hopefully sanitized enough for the mainpage. If anyone objects (not including the puritanical and draconian GirlOnInternet, obviously), then I will abide by the consensus decision of ED's finest minds.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 23:40, 22 May 2019 (UTC)
  • Not one of ED's finest minds, but I approve nonetheless. As long as there isn't another achtung thread which makes Discord panic I'm happy. UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 16:17, 23 May 2019 (UTC)
  • I wish I knew how outrageous this image choice is. I cannot offer a valid opinion. (Maybe I wasn't even asked.) Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 19:09, 23 May 2019 (UTC)
  • Why not use this one?
Higher res, removed off-center parentheses, better view of the poor bugger napping. Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv unfucked.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png 19:56, 23 May 2019 (UTC)
Yes, I'm happy with that version. Go for it.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:32, 23 May 2019 (UTC)


Why is everyone so angry. 05:56, 26 May 2019 (UTC)

  • I am terribly sorry for all this shit. They are butthurt over me getting privileges on EDF and drama is spilling over. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 05:57, 26 May 2019 (UTC)
That's a lie. Linkermann couldn't handle criticism of him and interpreted it as butthurt. ED doesn't need heavy handed administration. I have no idea what the point of this is. -Boudica (talk) 06:01, 26 May 2019 (UTC)
Boudica you liar. You been doing all you can to piss him off. Grow up you pathetic cunt. Raid Finger (talk) 06:08, 26 May 2019 (UTC)
Make me-Boudica (talk) 06:09, 26 May 2019 (UTC)
Kindly stop acting like autists and drama elsewhere. 06:18, 26 May 2019 (UTC)

Yellowbird banned[edit]

Yellowbird is a sockpuppet of child rapist, FBI informant PastorofMuppets/Camel. He has been banned. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 03:09, 28 May 2019 (UTC)

ok i removed the sysop in training template (or w/e) and pasted the block log info onto their userpage. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 05:04, 28 May 2019 (UTC)
Can I be his replacement so I can raep the spammers? Pretty please? Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv unfucked.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png 08:32, 28 May 2019 (UTC)
Wikipedo !votes Oppose at RFA. Nah, I'd support but it's up to teh bureaucrats. As an aside, to stop self-unblocks from sysops who turn out to be bad, I think newer mw versions have unblockself disabled at Special:ListGroupRights. UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 09:39, 28 May 2019 (UTC)
OPPOSE - absolutely nothing personal, it's because you only joined in fucking April! If the Yellowbird debacle proves anything, it is that it is unwise to promote walk-ups. Hipcrime (pbuh) has been a particular liability in this area. In fact, if you study the matter for about 30 seconds, you might even conclude that there is a direct chain of causation between Hipcrime's risk-taking and the Yellowbird debacle itself. If we carry on like this we'll be courting catastrophe. IMO we are currently OK for staff but should keep a slush-pile of resumes to draw from when needed.
TL;DR - Srsly, everyone - what's the fucking hurry?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:56, 30 May 2019 (UTC)
Sidecar - I get that people get bored, lose interest, stop editing, die or whatever, but from a quick glance at the logs it seems most of the active sysops have been active for ages so as long as no more of you decide to go postal then there's not really a need for a Great Replacement. UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 09:59, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
  • lmao i saw this notif on discord and thought it was a joke bcuz it sounded so loaded, wasn't he the guy that was asking some 15 year old if they were okay after some random thing? can't say i'm too surprised 2bh SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 23:14, 30 May 2019 (UTC)
One thing's for sure. Peyton Pruitt has now earned an ED article. His failed terrorism antics have caused significant butthurt and drama both OL and IRL. He's been in the news as a cause célèbre for autism (released from prison because he supposedly had a 50 IQ and wasn't able to tie his own shoelaces). This is the sort of drooling spastic and incompetent menace to society that we attract on a seemingly regular basis. He is an absolute shoo-in for ED's admin hall of infamy for disgraced dramaticians.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:22, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
Achtung!!!1! For anyone interested in writing such an article see the sauce dump here. UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 10:18, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
  • Ok. I'll go through those articles (and also order them chronologically, because you didn't). Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 15:02, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
  • Yeah sorry, I'm quite busy for the next couple of weeks so I can only do so much :/ Also, agree with your assessment. UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 08:52, 1 June 2019 (UTC)

raep requests[edit]

Can a sysop please raep:

Nigger Crime
User:DENOlivia1 Special:Permalink/1165321 - advertising and probable sockpuppet wankery
User:Rae93V8059 Special:Permalink/1165315 - advertising and probable sockpuppet wankery
User:KellyYaq18930 Special:Permalink/1165314 - advertising and probable sockpuppet wankery

idk if they're real people thinking they'll get traffic from us or RuSsIaN bOtS


UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 09:29, 29 May 2019 (UTC)

Purged and blocked. 10:08, 29 May 2019 (UTC)
Thanks Creative Username, I've found two more and Wtfperv has found quite a few more. All of them are because of userpage spam:
Happy raeping I guess :)
UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 14:28, 29 May 2019 (UTC)
  • On the off chance that someone actually checks these accounts and they're not completely scripted I've made {{Advert help}} for placement on their user talk pages. UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 12:05, 30 May 2019 (UTC)
They're bots, no one is going to read the talk page. Use Template:NFA if you really want but there is no point in creating a template for spammers no one is going to read. 16:51, 30 May 2019 (UTC)
Same thing goes for {{NFA}} if they're all bots I guess, although that one has value for the retards who actually come here to advertise. Either way REEEEE that template took me at least five minutes to create :P UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 09:53, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

New ED Discord[edit]

It has been suggested that the current ED discord has unreliable administration. I talked it over with uberfukken and he doesn't want us to lose control over it (like with the reddit), so a new server has been set up as the official.

The server's owner is .will.

Click to join

Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 01:36, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

  • i joined the old server, but i don't think i ever posted anything 🤔. also y not just de-mod the other admins? is this to get rid of inactive members too? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 01:59, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
  • If you ever want to use it, message me, and I'll give you your role there. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 03:25, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

PastorOfMuppets/Peyton Pruitt ID[edit]

Butterknife was saying he didn't see how I'd connected POM/Yellowbird to failed terrorist Peyton Pruitt. There were enough clues on EDF to be fairly confident.

This gallery (view as slideshow) explains how I cracked it, if anyone is curious. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:53, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

Checkmark 2.gif The moment he brought up the mole to defend himself (he said Peyton doesn't have it), that was the first thing I noticed and assumed the image was mirrored (because my own phone is prone to flip my photos when taking a selfie). Though there is still the question of his head. Does it look that shape because it's distorted by the mirror? Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 17:58, 31 May 2019 (UTC)

It's not really the mirror doing the distorting, it's the fact that the camera is "looking up" at him. His jaw appears bigger (because it's closer) and the top of his head appears smaller (because it's further away). I don't know enough about smartphone camera lenses to draw any further conclusions.
But that foreshortening effect, plus three years and a home-made buzzcut, accounts for the potato-head on the EDF pic of the sonofabitch. He's a weird lookin mofo anyway - if you google for pictures of Pruitt, you will find it hard to believe that they all depict the same person. But that dribble-lipped mouth and the moles are as good as a fingerprint.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:06, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
Here's a (very very) rough attempt to cancel out the sharp perspective. It's slightly misleading because you're still looking up his nose and at the underside of his jaw); and his mouth has stayed big and his eyes stayed small (those original perspective effects would take a lot of shooping to fix). Also, bear in mind that he was 18/19 in the Esquire pic and 21/22 in the EDF pic, so his face will have broadened and filled out a bit in the interval.
Peyton pruitt identification - approximate perspective reversal.png
It's easier to perform the adjustment in your mind's eye than it is to replicate it via photomanip. Anyway, hopefully this clarifies things a tiny bit, rather than confusing them even further.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 18:37, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
Last one, I promise. Here's the same perspective-cancelling version, but with a makeshift "angle fix." Now you can't see the underside of his jaw or inside his nostrils. Still very rough, but a bit closer to what you would see if you looked him straight in the face.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 19:55, 31 May 2019 (UTC)
Peyton pruitt identification - perspective reversal plus angle fix.png
I'm kinda disappointed that my signature didn't trigger him to go all sleeper cell :( Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv unfucked.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png 01:08, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Pruitt is only meant to use the internet while under strict supervision (one of his release conditions), but has until now been secretly hanging out on EDF and editing ED itself. So your wish for a spergasm might still be granted if The Feds try to take him offline.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 01:17, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
They aren't the same person. I just got PoM/Yellow to send me another pic of himself and it pretty much proves beyond any doubt that he's not this Pruitt retard. Peyton has what appear to be some seriously fucked up teeth as seen in one pic of him smiling. PoM, on the other hand, still has relatively nice teeth by Alabama standards.
Exhibit A: PeytonPoM.pngGirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 05:36, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Those two guys look nothing alike. Different faces entirely-Boudica (talk) 07:06, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
  • For what it's worth, I consulted Betaface, and its artificial intelligence suggests that it's a 67.1% likeness based off Sidecar's photos, meaning they are likely not the same person (compare two different photos of yourself on it and you'll nearly always get > 90%).

UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 09:08, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
@GirlOnInternet: But is he denying any of this, though? Would seem weird if he doesn't give any effort to clear himself from anything. Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv unfucked.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png 10:56, 1 June 2019 (UTC)

The A.I. facerecognition doesn't work due to the various compositional differences (angle, lighting, ageing, contrast, and one image is monochrome and the other one is reversed ffs). This tech is currently so unreliable that it's not worth the time and effort.

As for GirlOnInternet's dental deductions, they are wrong, and here is why the comparisons prove my identification! (View as slideshow)

That gallery didn't take any time or effort at all by the way. The explanation was clear the instant I saw GOI's original pics.

The front two incisors are not clear enough (in POM's reversed pic) to compare. Even if another photo could show that those incisors don't match, it would prove nothing because America is the homeland of cosmetic dentistry.

TL;DR I stand by my identification 100%
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 11:23, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Just an FYI that GloriousReader has admitted on Discord that he and Likeicare started the rumour about PoM being Peyton Pruitt as a joke. He's also amused by the fact that you've put this much effort into trying to confirm an identification that he knows is 100% wrong. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 20:10, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Sorry to disappoint, but I wasn't aware of any rumor that POM was Pruitt. I got some big and helpful clues about POM from EDF but didn't get a name.
OK then, so if GloriousReader isn't just bullshitting (perish the thought!) then
  • there are two mentally-subnormal spergs
  • of around the same age
  • who have the exact same niggerlips and chin-crease,
  • both of whom live in Alabama but exist mainly on the internet
  • and their conspicuous moles and snaggleteeth just so happen to be mirror images.
There's a very simple test to see who's bullshitting here.
If I'm wrong about POM using a mirror to take his "dindunuffin" photos, and you are (as you indicate) in touch with him, ask him to post a new photo of himself holding a copy of the day's newspaper at chest height.
Easiest thing in the world. Why on earth would he possibly refuse?
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 20:26, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 20:51, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:06, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
lol • MJ2.0 (Talk) 21:04, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Please, please, PLEASE do not make me have to ask for a pic of his dick going through a hole in the paper. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 21:33, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Was hoping this would be decisive, but we seem to be stalemated. He's definitely putting his photos through editing software, but I can't definitively show what he's altering
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:47, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
I just put a picture of Daisy Hogg through that site and it said it "Couldn't tell." if it was edited. I put one of Sigvatr's keyboard goop pics through it and it said it was definitely edited. That site is not reliable. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 21:57, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Not that it matters now, but what you have just said is that the site didn't give a false result for one specific and definitely shooped pic, and the site gave you a positive result that doesn't match your opinion on another specific pic about which we know next to nothing.
СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 22:06, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Last one for the growing pile of "Funny Coincidences," then I'll drop this subject.
Turns out that Alabama is an even smaller place than we thought. POM and Pruitt even get the same local paper. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 23:06, 1 June 2019 (UTC)
Peyton pruitt's local paper is the anniston star.png

• MJ2.0 (Talk) 20:29, 1 June 2019 (UTC)

Lol what's going on here kids -Likeicare (talk) 00:21, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

Meta-drama. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 00:32, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

Not only do they get the same paper, they are from the same town, Oxford Alabama --Likeicare (talk) 08:21, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 20:29, 2 June 2019 (UTC)
  • Goddamn I thought Americunts were supposed to have white, straight teeth, not that snaggletooth-ass shit. UnlicensedButterknife sig 1.pngUnlicensedButterknife sig 2.png 10:01, 2 June 2019 (UTC)
  • Fuck off, Americunt apologist. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 20:29, 2 June 2019 (UTC)
FTR I have officially given up on pursuing this one. It's too confusing, and nothing anyone says about it can be trusted (well, duh, it's from EDF). The only way I could 100% satisfy myself that they aren't the same person would be to meet both of them in person at the same time.
Also FTR, and as my closing statement on this whole thing, I followed up that "probably edited" detection result (above). It meant the photo had definitely been through editing software, but the detection software couldn't tell what had been done to it.
So I put the 1st new POM photo through an image forensics program. The luminance (brightness) element of the photo appears to show that the picture is composed of two layers. The foreground layer (hand + newspaper) and the background layer (POM's face + body) seem to be lit from opposite directions. The paper and hand are lit from the right; and the rest of the photo from the left.
Additionally, there's what appears to be a sudden, sharp, and bright cropmark where the hand cuts in front of the face (there is no sharper or narrower edge in the whole photo), and the shadow of POM's head on the wall behind him appears to have a hole in the middle.
This could be hard evidence that the original photo was indeed taken while looking in a mirror. It was then apparently split into two layers, with one layer (the newspaper) flipped L-R to make it readable again, the other (POM's head and face) left reversed (and then slightly retouched for some reason). Hence two apparent light sources, in two separate and very distinct zones of the photo.
But then I realized that this road leads to the nuthouse, so I went "lol, internet" and you can make of these findings what you will. I wash my hands of it.

СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:03, 2 June 2019 (UTC)
  • So what shall happen now? Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 21:23, 2 June 2019 (UTC)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Personally, I'm having a cup of tea. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:53, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

Why is everyone on ED such an insufferable nigger cunt? Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv unfucked.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png 21:59, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

Pride Month Fuckery[edit]

So far I can think about Feminism, Islam, SJW, and Caitlyn Jenner to be related to it. Probably need some more articles to feature. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 19:21, 5 June 2019 (UTC)

How about AIDS, Mike Pence, Milo Yiannopoulos, GayGamer, just off the top of my head.. Wtfperv sig 2.pngWtfperv unfucked.pngWtfperv isis flag modified.png 19:34, 5 June 2019 (UTC)
Fag Enabler, Pulse Nightclub Massacre • MJ2.0 (Talk) 19:37, 5 June 2019 (UTC)
Finish the month off by featuring Heterosexual and including a tagline like "STRAIGHT PRIDE WORLD WIDE". — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:44, 5 June 2019 (UTC)
faghag, bug chasers/"gift giving", and trannies of course. :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 19:49, 5 June 2019 (UTC) + (maybe): Equality Profile Pictures (a product of a simpler time i suppose) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 05:07, 6 June 2019 (UTC)

Thank you for your assistance. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png signed on: 19:51, 7 June 2019 (UTC)