MascotGuy
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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MascotGuy (IRL Derek Despie of San Diego, CA) is an asspie and a furfag known for his long term abuse of Wikipedia. Wikipedia has him listed as a long term abuser with instructions to block, revert and NOT tag. Despite being called autistic by his mom, Mascotguy has had the intellegence to use only public terminals making it impossible to drop the IP banhammer on him. Though he still has been known to walk "into busy traffic without looking".
Since he is an autistic fuck, he cares shit about Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines. For over four years now he's been creating pages with sockpuppets , all of which have names like "Snowball Rolling Guy" or "Mr. X's Y Goofs", all of which are inappropriate.
The TOW page about him states that his interests include cartoon characters (particularly Nicktoons, Tintin, Cartoon Cartoons, and more recently Disney), advertising mascots, bridges, grocery products, confectionery brands, restaurants (particularly McDonald's), grocery chains (particularly Wal-Mart), and concrete, among other topics. His favorite is Fraggle Rock.
What the Font[edit]MascotGuy has an obssesion with Fonts/Logos and often trolls WhattheFont.com, a site dedicated to tagging fonts. Due to being autistic, Derek often doesn't understand that logos are not fonts and vice versa, and so spams forums answering font questions wrongly. Everyone on Whatthefont.com knows Derek is autistic and for the most part tolerate him, with the exception of a few. Usernames[edit]Mascot guy has had over 820 identified usernames and counting. Due to the large number, it can be hard to tell a Mascotguy's user name. Below are some of his more famous: Air-to-Breathe Guy)*
Barbie Girl Guy *
Mascotguy (variations include adding diffrent years and Mr)*
Techtonic's Techno Metro-Funk 5000 *
Less common variations include:
[+]Someone's got a lot of free time on their hands (click to expand)[edit]1-800-MASCOT • 1-900-MASCOT • 100% FreeJack • 100% Shocker • Air-to-Breathe Guy • Alert Master 5000 • All Poofed Up • Alleycat Troop Guy • Always vs. Never • American Bandstand Guy • Angel vs. Devil • Animal Dance Guy • Animal Guy • Anonymous Guy • Arc Goofs • Arrangement Guy • Ataripolis 5000 • Atom Boom Guy • Atomic Man • Attract Egypt Guy • Author of Scouts • Avant Garde's Glowball • Babble Guy • Back-to-the-Future Guy • Bad Dog Bone Guy • Badbats • Bam-Bam the Maid • Bambee's Glowball • Barbie Girl Guy • Bare Feet Guy • Basket Case Guy • Battle of MascotGuy • Baxter's Glowball • Bcolonna@cox.net • Beakfly • Bear Beat Guy • Beat Fink's Glowball • Beauty Boutique Guy • Bee Movie Guy • Before & After Guy • Belafonte Guy • Big Baby Bash Guy • Big Bad Baby • Big Fin Guy • Big Machine Guy • Big Pinch Guy • Big Red Guy • Big Time Guy • Bigfoot's Curse of the Wild • Bio-Dome Guy • Birdie Guy • Birth Bash Guy • Birthday Bash Guy • Blackbone 5000 • Blackheart Guy • Blade Runner Guy • Blast-Off Guy • Blaster Guy • Blimpie's Clamshell • Blimpie's Glowball • Blindfold Guy • Bloo's Blues • Bloody Murder Guy • Blowin'-in-the-Wind Guy • Blowout Guy • Blue Bunny Blues • Blue Screen-of-Death Guy • Blueberry Cheesecake Guy • Bobcat Brawler • Bone Club 5000 • Bonehead's Glowball • Boney Guy • Bonkerhead • Boo-Boo Guy • Boo-to-You Guy • Boom Box Hero Guy • Boom Goofs • Boom Town Guy • Bootle Strand Glowball 5000 • Born-To-Be-Wild Guy • Bouncin' Rubber Ball Guy • Bounty-Huntin' Guy • Boys Next Door Guy • Brass Clef • Brave Daze • Breakdown Guy • Brilliant Tahoe's Glowball • Brother Bear Guy • Bubble Players • Bumblebee Bay • Burger Star • Buster's Glowball • Buzzy Guy • Call-of-the-Wild Guy • Camel Light Flighters • Cameo Guy • Cameraphone Guy • Candy King • Captain Peanuts • Captain Popcorn • Cartoonguy11 • Casper's Glowball • Cat Cave • Cdespie@san.rr.com • Chalk Clef • Chambertree • Channel Reverse Guy • Chapel-in-the-Pines Guy • Chasing Cars Guy • Checkerfly • Chef Clef • Chicken Collar Guy • Chillin' Dylan's Glowball • Chimp de Wimp • Chip Clef • Chippy the Great • Chocolate Magic Guy • Chow Mine Guy • Chunky Elephant Guy • Chunky Guy • Chunky Monkey Guy • Clamman • Claws 'n' Jaws • Clean vs. Dirty • Clearful Thought Guy • Clickophone Guy • Cliffer Guy • Climax's Glowball • Clubhouse Guy • Clueless Guy • Co-Incidental Guy • Cockadoodle • Coconut Groove Guy • Collide Guy • Color Writer Guy • Colorvision • Colourful Guy • Comical Dial Fan Guy • Confusion Fusion Guy • Control Freak Guy • Cool Blue Guy • Cool Jerk Guy • Cool Spot Guy • Cool vs. Wild • Coolio the Maid • Coppertop Guy • Cosmic Doctor Guy • Cotton-Eyed Jack Guy • Counter Guy • Courtesy of MascotGuy • Craw Dad Hole Guy • Crazy Boomin' Guy • Crazy Jack • CrazyGuy • Creephead • Crime & Punishment Guy • Crooked Teeth Guy • Crossfire Chasers • Crox in the Box • Crusher Guy • Cuckoo Clock Guy • Culture Shock Guy • Dam-Dam the Maid • Daughta Fink • Dave's Toy Box Shack • Daydream Believer Guy • Ddespie@san.rr.com • Dead Meat Guy • Dead or Alive Guy • Death Guy • Defeater Guy • Definition Guy • Deja Vu Guy • Delight Guy • Dem Bones Guy • Desire of Hearts • Destination Moon Guy • Detour Guy • Dial-Tone Guy • Dialman • Dig Dug Guy • Dirty Strike Guy • Discovery Guy • Dog-Out Guy • Doo-Doo Guy • Double Trouble Guy • Doublebrass • Down Under Guy • Downfall Guy • Downtown Junk Star Guy • Dr. Billy Goat's Gruffy Days • Dr. Bone's Leapin' Illness • Dr. Cleft's Dollar Flare Winds • Dr. Eggbomber • Dr. Funky Jam • Dr. Loopy • Dr. Maxhead • Dr. Namcot • Dr. Pep Jack • Dr. Smacker • Dr. Sunset's Chariot Railroad • Dr. Whoopee's Heartache • Dr. Wigglepoof • Dragon Heart Guy • Dream Boat Guy • Dream Lover Guy • Dreamer Guy • Dressed-to-Kill Guy • Drift Away Guy • Drifter Days • Dropout Guy • Drumbeat Jack • Drumstick Guy • Dumb Numb Guy • Duplicator of Rappers • Dynamite Guy • Echo Clef • Echovision • Edge Guy • EE Guy • 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