Realalover

Moar info: Ravda .

File:Realaloverheadshot.jpg

"Universial Furry"

Realalover is a batshit psychotic furry civil rights leader alter-ego of Ravda , who joined the fandumb in order to "leave her humanity behind" and get in touch with the nature around her and leave the greedy heathen hyoomuns off to perish in "their own Armageddon". In between posting her socially conscience YouTube vlogs, she enjoys dragging her neighbors to town to enjoy some furfaggin' and making Gorillaz movies with sockpuppets.

	“	c'mon trolls, c'mon troll me!	„
	—she did ask nicely...

Butchers, the Lot of Them!

File:Card the dryad-wall.jpg

This is what Realalover actually believes.

Infuriated by the greedy, unnatural human process known as "brush removal", Realalover grabbed her webcam and videotaped the woodland rape while expressing that such this very rape of Mother Earth was the reason she is not a human but a furry. Which is totally different.

Expressing sheer terror at the fact that someone would find it at all conceivable that getting rid of a tree that consistently shat hundred plus pound branches over their homes, Realalover expressed that, because of her belief in Dryads and magic, that the lumberjacks were literally torturing and killing a sentient being, in the process starving innocent woodland creatures. Pointing out that "trees and termites have been around since the dawn of time" and seemingly unable to comprehend why any disgusting human wouldn't want that shit caving in their homes, Realalover gives up and proceeds to talk about how how wolves eating their children is beautiful and keeping the natural order and how Sarah Palin wants to kill all of them, because humans feel compelled to "just mess with shit" and that furry is the only way to escape the insanity.

Because of magic.

Taking It To the Streets

File:RealaloverHatesTarget.jpg

Just like Gandhi

File:ReaAndfriends.jpg

"WE'RE NOT WEIRD! WE DON'T DO WEIRD THINGS!"

Not content with just fighting the good fight online, Realalover eventually decided the needed to take the fight straight to the enemy, and headed off to the Target.

Deciding that screaming at customers was the only logical way to gain respect, Realalover and the gang shouted at several people before jetting away from the scene and relishing the days activities.

	“	I hope it did get people thinking, because , you know, we got a lot of bad raps	„

Let's Get the Neighbors Involved

Feeling the need to share the excitement, Realalover figured a screaming match with Target customers was the best way to socialize with her neighbors. Who evidently agreed.

File:FurryRightsmySpace.png

Because when you go out screaming with furfags, you're gonna wanna tell people.

Gorillaz Faggotry

File:Sock puppet murdoc by Sammy Silverstripe.jpg

FEEL GOOD

In between raging, Realalover likes to ease back, shove her hands into her crusty socks and have fun with her bestest buds the Gorillaz.

Feel Good Inc. In The bathroom Don't Feel Good Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

• I m gangsta by Sammy Silverstripe.jpg

  I M GANGSTA

• RealaloverTeef.jpg

  "Dental hygiene is more unnatural hyoomun greed!"

• Realaloverteef2.png

  "guess what? master made me brush my teeth for the first time, it's not NEARLY as bad as i'd feared. lol"

• RealaloverWTF.jpg

  What the shit is this bullfuck?

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

• My slave papers by Sammy Silverstripe.jpg

  PROUD black person

• RealaloverSlaveRage.png

  Dispute over the cattle.

External Links

• Realalover
• Sammy-Silverstripe

Realalover is part of a series on Aspies.

[Back to your happy placeSperg out]

Adam Lanza • Albert Einstein • Alexander Slavros • Amber Buttrum • Andy Kaufman • AniMat • Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto • Aspies for Freedom • Aspierations • Assburger • Bart-Toons • Baldi's Basics • Bambifan101 • Barron Trump • Beefrave • Benny_the_Snake • Benthelooney • Bill9929 • Bill Gates • Blocklanders • BlueCatRiolu • BodyXPolitic • Boris Malagurski • Bourg Productions • Bram Cohen • Brandon Smith • Brownsquirrel • Cansin13 • Chibiyima • Chris-chan • Chris Harper-Mercer • Clay Claymore • Cyndilovespiccolo • Dan Cilley • Darr • Darius McCollum • Darviela Maravarona • DaxFlame • dev-catscratch • DisneyFan01 • DLAbaoaqu • Dragonfan • drp1zza • Eddie Wise • EdenHeroineGirl • Erik Ribsskog • Erin Anthony • ElectroRuffGiusep1 • EmpLemon • Evan Gragg • Flaglerchat • Flardox • FUNImation2002 • Gary McKinnon • GoFags • GrantM • Greg Mazujian • Hannah Capps • Heed My Warning • Hozupindahows00s • Inmendham • Inuboy1000 • Ironholds • Jack Gilbert Graham • Jared Milton • Jahi/4444 • Jessi Slaughter • Joeker • Joey The Autist • Javi Suzumiya • John Patrick Rogers • Joseph8276 • JustinandDennis • JustinRPG • Kawaii Kitsune • KawaiiKittee88 • Kelseyalicia • Kevin Havens • KingMasterReview • Kirbyslover • Kloeri • Kongzillarex619 • Kphoria • Lane Davis • LeafyIsHere • Lukas Pietsch • Lyndsay Kirkham • Lougara • Lordelthibar • Lynn Ann • M. Chaos • Manlytears • Mark Zuckerberg • Matthew Nicholson • Mariotehplumber • MascotGuy • Matthew Davis • MDetector5 • Meta527II • Michael Gimson • Minefags • Misha Silenosti • Missy • Mix Hyena • Monica Punk • Mumkey Jones • Mutescream • MylarBalloonFan • Nate Spidgewood • Nemo Hana • Nichole337 • Nick Bravo • Nickolas Cruz • Nicky Reilly • Neuro • Noahfoxx • Objectcucks • Olinkalex • Onigojirakaiju • Onyx Forepaw • Pacificoceanasia • PMDrive1061 • Popcorn • Prince Jeremy • Randy Stair • RavenNG • RebelTaxi • Robert Clark Young • ROtards • Rootbrian • Ross Lumbus • Ryan • SammyClassicSonicFan • Sean Miller • Super Minecraft Kid • SaturnDOS • Selery • Shane Lee • SiriusOrionis • SolidMario • SONYFANBOY • Spergin • Starblade • Starkiller88 • SteAndKel • SuperMarioLogan • Tablecow • TGcomix • TheAmazingAtheist • TheDOSFag • The Eclectic Espeon • The rEactor • Theme Park Review • Timbox • TheMysteriousMrEnter • Therealagerbon • The Juggernaut • The Unknown Autobot • TheVeganStudent • Toby J Rathjen • ToKeN • Tom Serson • ToonEGuy • Tosh • Trigglypuff • TylerthDragon • Vailskibum94 • Varg Vikernes • Waymuu • WeatherManKevin • Weegeeisgoingtokillm • Werechu • Wetflame • William "AlGore" Atchison • William Freund • Wim Crusio • WolfAdvocate • Wolfeedarkfang • wwwarea • Yeguscus • You • ZS3

Realalover is part of a series on Furfaggotry Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage.