YouTube Poop: The Movie
| —NarutoIchigo97 | ||
In case you ever thought a Youtube Poop was bad, you haven't seen Youtube Poop: The Movie. The tale behind it is quite vivid, and sparked YouTube dramas before it was even released. This movie has been in production for over six months, and there are sites all over the Internets for this upcoming release. There is a wiki, a Facebook-style community site and a Youtube IMAX site, all created by the person who believes that people will care about his new video and being under the impression that his shit is going to be big. The movie is going to have 16 parts in total, and considering each part is roughly 5 minutes, is 1 hour and 20 minutes of pure shit. The guy behind this terrible shitstorm is known as 
NarutoIchigo97. The worst part is that he is 13 years old...
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The Movie: Now in PG-13[edit]
Since NarutoIchigo is so young and probably has his parents behind him half the time as he most likely uses the family computer in the living room, NarutoIchigo is planning to release the movie with a PG-13 rating, so at least there will be no furry porn in it like every other YouTube Poop is full of these days. But, since NarutoIchigo is such a rebel, he's also making an "uncut" version, which appears to be too sexual in nature that it cannot be uploaded to YouTube, and will be uploaded to MegaVideo instead.
...Wait, if it's on MegaVideo, is it a YouTube Poop? OSHI-
He even made (a ton of) trailers[edit]
The movie probably will be discontinued after the second part because so many YouTubers will be Bawwwing over the shitty content. All his "trailers" simply include mashed copyright clips and are mostly goddamn boring. If you can watch his trailers until the end, you are a god.
<center>Unsurprisingly he's a fat fuck and already has tits at the age of 13.</center>
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Ironically, the people who are complaining did the same thing 3 years ago. Although, they didn't make a big deal of it because nobody gave a fuck back then since the community was just a hivemind, the same people believing that unfunny mashups using the same clips is funny. Although, there is probably a chance that it won't be released at all, making NarutoIchigo an epic troll, Though this is not likely. Don't discourage him or link him to the ED just yet. He might cancel it.
There is also going to be a sequel to this movie sometime in 2011 or 2012 according to NarutoIchigo himself.
The IMAX Experience![edit]
The movie is also supposed to be in 3D, although this will probably never happen. Actually, it won't happen, ever. On top of that, NarutoIchigo is going to render it all at 1080p resolution under the impression everything will be completely fucking sharp. This is what he calls the IMAX experience. He also says that it will be compatible on Mac and PC. Yay!
The movie itself[edit]
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YTPnews1 Responds[edit]
This video response sparked so much lulz, since YTPnews has quite a lot of subscribers, all of them being furries and/or Youtube Poop fans, mostly, and usually always, both. Even YTPnews1 is a furry himself, what with his obsession with Sabrina the Skunk. NarutoIchigo97 originally planned to cancel the movie after seeing this, then decided he wasn't going to and still carried on. NarutoIchigo wants to strike revenge on Stuart for his helpful criticism.
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NarutoIchigo97 himself[edit]
| —After Aaron copied images for his movie posters. Aaron could be someone's long lost son. | ||
NarutoIchigo, Aka Aaron Steven Montalvo Alvarez, is a weeaboo from Union City, New Jersey. Aaron is probably an asspie already, proven by his way of thinking and the fact that he still uses Microsoft Paint in belief that it is good. He also happens to be a Mexican, shown by his obsession with translating fucking everything into Spanish. He also has an obsession of leaving his dox everywhere, leaving his Failbook on his personal website among other pages of his. Aaron set his YouTube account age to 20, so he can show inappropriate content to his school friends 2 b teh kewlz.
Aaron's acts of newfaggotry include:
- Thinking Sonic is good
- Watching cartoons made after 2000
- Referring to a computer as a CPU
- Being a Arab
- Having a Wii and liking it
- "I am here for some random stuff!"
- "i damn hate it when my mom goes mad!"
- "XD"
Chances are, since Aaron acts like such a newfag, he's probably already found /b/, like every other 13-year-old nowadays.
Because all important people have their own "companies", Aaron has founded NaruIchi97 Studios Inc. Aaron has around 70 subscribers currently, most of them probably just waiting for his movie so they can criticize it. Undeniably, the amount of effort he's put into this is fucking sad.
Aaron puts this notice in everything he makes to try and make his plagiarism look half-decent:
External Links[edit]
- Aaron's shitty blog
- Aaron's shitty Twitter
- Aaron's shitty YouTube
- YouTube Poop: The Movie website
- He actually made a wikia for this shit
- Some shitty "IMAX" site, or something
- <s> The official movie channel Going on his main channel instead.</s>
ALL THIS SHIT IS FUCKING GONE
See Also[edit]
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