Blood on the Dance Floor
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It's pretty hard to stand out as a Scenefag, rapist, pedo fucktard or bully in the techno/pop world, being that all the members of every band are, well, that. But, for Dahvie Vanity, the creator and consistently ONLY actual member of his band Blood on the Dance Floor, he's boiled it down to a finely-tuned drama machine of Haterz vs. Familiez, all the while distracting any of the public that cares from the fact he's a Scenester Michael Jackson. There is something to be said about a midget who can manipulate hoards of pre-teen girls to do his bidding and be his whores, but unlike cool people like a pimp, a human trafficker, or Tom Cruise, this queer-bait gets his loli by making fag-tastic music with Jay Von Monroe and Jeffree Star they're currently in a catfight, and creates his drama by blaming all of his problems on his ex-bandmates. And he would've gotten away with all of it, too, if one particular loli could've kept her whore mouth shut.
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Get to know the travesty that is BOTDF[edit]
Imagine every single thing horrible about music today, combine it with pedophilia, pop, rap, scenefags, tons of hair, wigs, and makeup, and you've got something so horribly awful that unseeing/unhearing it is not enough.
Dahvie Vanity, aka David Torres, and a host of other aliases (he changes his name constantly, because he's a pedo spic), started his career as a 20-something beauty-school drop-out from Florida back in 2006, he quickly realized his true passion in life: making shitty pop music and molesting lots and lots of children. And thus, Blood on the Dance Floor was born.
Between constantly cheating on his legal girlfriends with jailbait/loli/etc. on his tours, bragging about said lays, and wearing a wig and wimminz clothing (because everyone knows that the best way to prove you're straight is by dressing in drag), he is also a hairdresser and a pedophile, and 100% not gay. Oh, and makes shit music, or something. His favorite way to prove he's not gay is by kiddie-diddling. He is almost 30, but tells people he's in his early 20s because he's still totally a child at heart, guis.
Right now, his token gaymate is Jay Von Monroe who claims to be a model. It is also known that the members of the band are all fags with sexual identity crisis and spent most of their time jizzing into the anal passages of many Japanese and Filipino Lady-boys. Once those trannies could no longer sate their lust for tight assholes, they picked up little girls, usually from the Internets, because of their sexual ambiguity and lack of good parenting that would prevent them from being such retards. Garrett Ecstasy left shortly after a major blowout over Dahvie's multiple sex offenses; he's been doing solo projects, but for the most part has been under the radar due to Dahvie's fantards all but permanently destroying his already short-lived "career." They traded some barbs via shit music, Garrett going the somewhat-bearable Clubber route and Dahvie and Jay making an ass of themselves with hardcore.
| —Garrett telling teenage girls the harsh truth | ||
As of the release of their "first" album, Epic, the music that's been released so far has been an endless bitch-fest of scene-laced, poorly-written trite about Hello Kitty. At least, how depressing it must be to be Dahvie Vanity, which would make sense if he wasn't a rapist that brings it all on himself in the first place. It's clear that Dahvie has done his research on the kind of music that sells, making "softcore" tracks and claiming that all the haters will make him bigger if they call him out for it. Oh, and of course calling out a kid, but more on that later.
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Thievery[edit]
If you're wondering why most of that god-awful racket above sounded familiar, it's probably because someone else did it. Along with Autotuning their vocals, if you can call them such, their music has been similar to or outright ripped from another song's structure, chorus, or even whole songs. Some identified examples so far include:
- Deadmau5 song, Faxing Berlin, which pieces of it can be heard in part-sequence in the song Siq With A Q
- Breathe Carolina tracks like "Diamonds" have been largely contested as the basis for most of the recent BOTDF album, Epic; you can definitely hear the same chords and synth arp-ing. In non-music geek, that's stating srs borrowing on the part of this band.
- Chiptune artists would/should pitch a bitch about songs like Sexting and Bitches Get Stitches.
- "Respect for the dead? What's that?" Their Tribute to Michael Jackson's song "Beat it" can be heard here; [1]. They managed to make the song sound more about shota-loving than MJ can ever dream of. Maybe Dahvie is trying to tell his audience something?
- They've done it before, this time they ripped off NIN song "Closer". Most NIN fans, who have heard the song, are praying for Dahvie to become an hero.
- These faggots even ripped off I'm On A Boat, now that's just fucking desperate.
Interviews[edit]
| —Dahvie gives props to his hero, also an expert in "child-rearing" | ||
| —Dahvie then lies about the band's name, not admitting it came from a Jacko song | ||
Parody Videos[edit]
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Garrett Theft Auto[edit]
At the end of 2009, BOTDF nearly broke up when Dahvie kicked out his old roommate/gay fuckbuddy Garrett Ecstasy for trying to enact the Final Solution on the travesty known as Blood on The Dance Floor. He reportedly used all the merch money for meth, went to Dahvie's faptop to Delete fucking everything so that no future album material is left, and finally getting the fuck out stealing Dahvie's car and attached trailer with all his gear. Dahvie cried so much that night that he expired his current mascara stock.
| —cry moar, faggot | ||
Fuck...so close. If Garrett wasn't as coked up as he was, he could've stabbed that lolifag and we could've seen the end of this earrape forever.
Rape Allegations[edit]
| —Speaking to WhiteMystery about his future wife | ||
The original band's line-up broke up after Dahvie decided to rape more than the ears of a loli. There is no question that it's rape, because no one in their right mind would sleep with such a fugly mutant. This all happened during the "OMFG Tour" during the late Summer/Fall of 2009. Coincidentally, this tour came through the creator of this article's town, and he got to meet this and other bands on the tour mere days before the rape. To quote:
| —Dahvie to Dax and others in-between sets | ||
| —Jessi Slaughter to Dahvie about their oh so special retationship on myspace | ||
Immediately following such confessions of guilt, Garrett's life would make a turn for the strange, and Dahvie's for the tragic. In the Fall of 2009, Dahvie "allegedly" slept with a 16-year-old girl and she reported him at the behest of her pissed-off parents (possibly after getting her morning-after pills).
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| — Lyrics from "Scream For My Ice Cream" | ||
Garrett already had problems dealing with the midget's faggotry, then to have to deal with THIS drama finally pushed him over the edge, and he "quit" the band mid-tour, refusing to ever work with Dahvie again. However, the other faggot bands he was touring with preferred the company of people without criminal records and pending trials for rape. Instead they sided with whitey, told the Mexican kid-fucker to GTFO, and let Garrett hang around, despite his choices in friends, for the rest of the tour. Dahvie, in an fit of BAW and revenge, began to blame Garrett for all of his problems, and even at times tried to pen his own rape allegations on him.
After the drama blew over in early 2010, Dahvie continued raping the land with Jeffree Star and some other trannies. Not even a year later, he worked on another potential rape victim at the fine age of 16.
Last Thursday he was linked to an 11-year-old loli, and accused of having sex with her. Now he has 
some smear problems of his own. If he and his haters keeps this up, he may catch up to the records of Gary Glitter and Jerry, and at the very least, warrant this article on his faggotry right here on ED.
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"Nothing but a bad guy and a child molester."
The BOTDF Cult[edit]
Also known as the Slash Gash Terror Crew (or SGTC), Dahvie has a cult-like fan following of 10-15 year old girls who think he is Jesus and agree with everything he says. Just like every other false messiah, he molests the kids in his flock.
His follwers are batshit, and they're relentless. Leaving the group warrants high levels of hazing, as can be seen hereNope, JewTube Nazis don't let us have any fun. Troll them for epic lulz. Don't let them throw you when they repeat "haters make him famous". It's their official chant. Remind them that haters made Hitler, Charles Manson, and other muderers, child molesters, rapists, etc. famous.
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Trolling[edit]
Most Crunkcore bands troll themselves, by being as hideous to the opposite sex as possible, and making horrible music that they'll never be able to live down. Of course, very few truly have earned the right to a victim complex as much as Dahvie, mostly by his own retarded, glitter-nailed hand.
After all of recent drama, he came about once again to start mouthing off at his haters. Then he spoofed the video of Jessi Slaughter, his 11 year old fan who he was accused of raping, to once more make it look like it was all the girl's fault. In fairness, in most rape cases, it usually is. Here is the link to one young lady who claims he tried to "get with her" [2] Gentle cajoling may yield a statement.
Since this incident went public, rational people have begun "Operation: The Consequences" to help raise the ire of the cult members on Twitter and Facebook, by using the following:
RT #theyhatemebecause I tell them the truth #DahvieVanityisaRapist #DahvieVanityisaPedophile #DahvieVanityMolestsChildren
The hashtag topic Jessi started on her Twitter page, 
#DahvieVanityMolestedMe, is the pre-cursor to the creation of the above quote used on most Twitter and Facebook pages. Of course, it's pretty easy to mark the other variations when you can see who's still posting them to this day.
Operation: The Consequences imparted the term "Moraltroll" when it stated boldly that it's intentions were to catch a pedo and put him behind bars, possibly out of Troll's Remorse from the past. They stirred the toilets of the internet until shit started to rise, and when it rose it sincerely fouled the panache of scenekid chatrooms everywhere. The links on the bottom of this article can assist any haters that would like to make him famous. Other ideas are floating around, so by all means, find them. To avoid potential back-tracing, we are refraining from listing them at this time. In general, the best approach to putting this fag pedophile behind bars would be to use tact. This may take a while. Thus is the bane of the Moraltroll.
Update[edit]
| —Fruity [3] , once more proving the collective intellect and wit of the BotDF fan-base | ||
After Jessi Slaughter linked a parody video of Dahvie-cum-pedo on her Twitter page, and began speaking in earnest about her real opinions of Dahvie, BOTDF were forced to retort.
In a fit of passive-aggressive pussy-footing, Dahvie and Jay made a "soft" track to troll the ever-loving hell out of Jessi Slaughter and some of the other trolls who've recently become a part of his "fan-base". It's unsure if this was supposed to scare most sane people off, or was even supposed to be considered a "master troll" on the part of these two blatant homosexuals, but the fact it was made is a sign that there was an effect on their status. Now remember, this is a song about an 11-year-old girl ruining their lives, and these are guys in their mid-20s. What could be the problem here, eh? A potential sign of their ever-increasing fame, this video marks the effect of haters who dared speak their mind.
Some would note the extreme lacking of name-drop besides the obvious name of the song. It's awfully funny that his chosen target is a girl who claims she was raped by Dahvie Vanity, and the remainder of the song is also about nameless "haters" and people calling them Nazis, pedophiles, and faggots. The lyrics are god-awful and juvenile, like something Chris-Chan would write in one of his comics with just slightly better spelling. See for yourself though it's suggested you mute your speakers to not actually hear this musical equivalent to AIDS. The whole way the song/troll is composed is also very familiar...
Judging by the personal nature of this attack, and considering the mental fragility of a now 12 year old girl from the South who just got raided hardcore, fans and haterz alike can safely expect myriad youtube reactions in the near future, in addition to possible preteen suicide.
| —Comment by XxXJessiSlaughterXxX on Jay's copy of the "You Done Goofed" video | ||
Jessi starts 7th grade in two weeks. Ask this this guy, Matty, what he thinks of Dahvie if you want justice and can be intelligent about the pursuit of it. He claims on Twitter that part of this new BOTDF song is about him (him and pretty much anyone that EDited this page, page, moar like), and has been none-to-shy about "making Dahvie famous". He is staunchly Anti-BOTDF, may help acquiesce truth, and possibly lulz.
OH SHIT, HE'S AT IT AGAIN[edit]
According to fellow flaming faggot Jeffree Star's Shitter
| —Jeffree Star, on irony | ||
| —Looks like Dahvie just couldn't keep his hands off the loli pussy. | ||
| —Jeffree Star on tour with a child fucker | ||
| —ShardDax, Article Creator/EDitor, on the "You Dun Goofed" YouTube video | ||
Apparently, Jeffree Star was going to be leaving the tour for a few months due to someone he knew dying, so he just didn't give a fuck what he said (though we all know by now it's the truth). In the same 24-hour period, Pedo Dahvie quickly went into Damage Control Mode and started assembling his SGTC-fantards and thanking them for supporting him and his lust for loli rape. He even went so far as to have a meeting on Stickam (audio of interviews here and here) to explain the situation to his suddenly-smaller group of scenesters. He made claims about loving his fans (see Jessi Slaughter and above song for how much he loves his fans), calling Jeffree a drug addict liar (which he is, but that's a moot point here), and even bringing in other tour-mates to tell people it's all lies and people are being ignorant. By now, many of his former fans online were highly skeptical, and told him to fuck right off, but a few of the sheep were re-re-re...re-re-re-convinced that their messiah was A-OK!
Like all man-children in denial of their history of faggotry, Dahvie has expressed his dislike for Jeffree in the most immature ways possible in the past, and ripping off Eminem in the process - he made a fucking piñata of the tranny that made the tour he's currently lucky to still even be on. Some argue this goes beyond the realm of everything he has done to Jessi Slaughter. The comments of the video from the scenefag community quickly reveal the backfire of Dahvie's intentions, fully exposing him, even to his blind fans. You can help by further provoking Jeffree into leaking moar ragetruth about the fat beaner.
Breaking news, The Pedo is at it again[edit]
During the Fight to Unite tour, Dahvie couldn't keep his cumstained hands off all the underage dumb scene girls that were brainwashed into sucking his untalented cock, he decided to fuck one of his retarded fans in the back of a car.
Looks like the scene landwhale didn't learn his fucking lesson.
On April 29th 2012, 10:IsabelleVanity has revealed via attention whoring on twitter that she had consented to having sex with DV in the back of a car in the parking lot of Cabooze, he apparently was so impressed with her shitty t-shirt making skills that he wanted to put his tiny pedo cock inside her. Apparently the cumdumpster decided to reveal this information to the internetz because the scenefag wouldn't respond to her attention whoring tweets to him about how she wants to an hero, begging him to give her his cellphone number so she can bitch and moan to him while harassing everyone else on his follower list, but since she's too retarded to know a one night stand when it happens, he blocked her twitter name and ignored her attention whoreing, and thus she provided us with the lulz. Furthermore, she's actually spilling the truth to her parents and taking her case to court to put the pedo behind bars for good this time.
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Needless to say, the SGTC mindless fuckwits responded almost immediately with maturity, well thought out arguments, and of course perfect grammar and syntax.
Gallery[edit]
In your face haters
JayyCandii, BOTDF Fan and Rape Enthusiast
A picture from Facebook with Jessi Slaughter. Totally innocent
Dahvie Vanity posing with his greatest fan Jessi Slaughter
Third time's a charm
JayyCandii thinks rapists are awesome
Not faggy at all
No, really, he's straight
See, proof he likes girls
Using "cool hair" to distract from his hideous face
Dahvie's fans are so young they still draw on the walls with crayon.
See Also[edit]
- Adrian Chen
- BrokeNCYDE
- Crunkcore
- Doomsday Refreshment Committee
- Gary Glitter
- Jeffree Star
- Jesus - His middle name.
- Jessi Slaughter
- Michael Jackson - The band is named after one of his songs
- Pedobear
- Scenewhore
- Spic
- I'm so random
- Haters Make Me Famous
External Links[edit]
Band Junk:
Dahvie's World:
Drama:
- Dahvie Vanity Allegation Roundup (backup post on blogspot)
Original post that resulted in Jessi Slaughter's "Haters" videoStickyDrama is having drama- Gawker speaks on smear campaign against Pedo Dahvie
- Article about possible recent charges
- Posting on punk site about alleged rape
- HubPages fap-piece currently getting comment-trolled
- Translation of an article on the Daily Frog referencing this and the Jessi Slaughter articles
- Even Christfags are getting involved and using this article as a basis of facts
- Facebook page their fans are being butthurt about]
- Article showing BOTDF's plagiarism
- The AfD for Dahvie Vanity at Wikipedia, which resulted in deletion.
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