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Kieran Watkins (also known online as 2cash, and more recently, senat0r) is a young, autistic Britbong hacker who spends his time on his favorite game, Garry's Mod, cheating and propkilling everyone he can. He also makes videos that nobody cares about of him cheating in other games, especially CS:GO. Don't be fooled by his naïvety and extreme incompetence, 2cash is a serious hacker who means serious business; he cannot be harmed, as fucking with this individual may result in empty threats of swatting, doxing, and general hackery aimed at whoever decides to start bullying him that week. He may also excessively use his newly-favorited buzzword, 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time just because script kiddies can't handle when somebody has better counter-arguments than them, and will vow to ruin you with his profound intelligence.
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Autism[edit]
For the few that think this may be questionable, the god himself confirmed that he is in fact autistic.
Destruction[edit]
Even the most skilled hackers on the planet fail, and 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following:
- Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one
- Defacing his old Steam account twice and deleting his games off of his account
- Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids
- Doxing him
- Sending him countless pizzas for him to
deal withindulge upon.
His Shame[edit]
ED[edit]
It would appear that, for some reason, 2cash / Senat0r is more than a little embarrassed about having his own amazing page dedicated to his awesome life on the web's finest bastion of Internet culture.
Vine[edit]
Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to YouTube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.
YouTube[edit]
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Warning! 2cash beats up people he meets on the internets |
Other than propkilling and cheating in Source games, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on his shitty YouTube channel as a form of damage control.
Friends[edit]
You know what they say, you can't have a loser without other losers following behind the said loser.
dark/Dark Byte/serverwatch[edit]
Thinking that he's an elite h4x0r by having blank names and pictures on Steam relating to a certain mental illness he has, dark is relatively similar to 2cash: in his adolescence, autistic, and British. His roots trace all the way back to a certain Facepunch thread he made in 2015, perfectly describing his grandeur of delusions, it being so popular that the term "Big Server Men" turned to a meme with all of the the fake programmers and coders around the Garry's Mod grapevine.
Gallery[edit]
2cash and his thicc ass sister.
2cash and his only friend, again.
Even his dog hates him.
2cash's ugly ass dad, wishing he would've pulled out.
2cash's twitter, where he proclaims his l337 skills.
2cash's steam account, looking good as usual.
2cash's shiny 12 year account, forever locked.
2cash and his overweight family.
Shit was 2cash
External Links[edit]
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76561198166386181 - Steam account. LOL VAC B& - 76561197961964276 - Alt account. Game banned on CS:GO.
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senator#9999 - cheater.team - Shit skid site for shit skid HvH clan.
- rijin.solutions - Shitty forum for 2cash's shitty cheats that require members to provide ID in order to register.
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