Triggerfox
|
This article needs moar drama and faggotry. You can help by adding moar drama and faggotry. |
With a group of social rejects and society's outcasts; you will always get a mixture of all the cliques of a high school. Though most furries land in the "loner" or "fat" categories like you, and there is a never-ending amount of lulz to be had from those of them that pretend they aren't. Trigger Fox (also known as Torrey from Clermont, Florida) is the prime example of hypocrisy and furfaggotry in these groups. Not only that, but he attempts to act like a bro to mask his homosexuality. In addition to being a total closet case, he also fursuits and goes to as many furry conventions as possible.
Contents
The Past[edit]
At least 100 years ago, Trigger was involved in a very gay relationship with Oz Kangaroo, another furry in Australia. The relationship lasted for quite a while as far as furries go, until Trigger's masculinity was stripped from him. While attending college, his bros found gay furry porn of him and his e-boyfriend on his computer. In return 100 CCs of bro rape were injected into his ass. With a sore ass, he was "forced" to move to convince his daddy to pay for a different college in order to hide his homolove for Oz. With this move, Trigger proceeded to delete fucking everything that ever related to him or Oz, as well as deny that entire period of his life. In doing this, he became the biggest pussy in the fandom. With his secrets buried, he grew in popularity among the rejects of society using his whiny journals and ultimatum opinions. Currently he has been putting on weight, complaining about fursuit sex and the fandom in general.
He has made over 9000 journal entries, many of them made in small faggoty bursts. They can easily be divided into 3 categories, those being him admiring a Jewtube or Newgrounds flash, something about something he did while dressed up in his fox/wolf/dragon hybrid suit, or him bitching about how much he hates furries everywhere.
The present[edit]
Currently, Trigger lurks on FurAffinity, trying to pick fights and assert himself above the rest. When called out or criticized, he will proceed to baww and use his fanboys to defend himself. He is still very sensitive about Oz. He also hasn't been able to hold down a successful relationship since Oz, since he doesn't know how to handle a woman and desires cock. Even though his gay love for Oz remains, the desire to get nailed by a T-rex remains the main objective in his life.
The collected wit and wisdom of Trigger D. Fox[edit]
| — Triggerfox explaining that he's a fatass | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
His current hobbies include drinking himself into a coma on a regular basis (preferably while wearing a fursuit), making at least 100 journal posts a day so that his loyal fans can stroke his ego til he can get off (preferably while wearing a fursuit), walking around town or taking long walks on the beach (in a fursuit) and bawwwwwwwing to everybody and furry he can about how furries suck (in a fursuit). He also enjoys taking pictures of himself in his fursuit, then posting the same image 10 times so his fans can praise how good it looks.
But remember kids, the fursuit thing is NOT SEXUAL for him.
The closet fox and the mad fursuit maker[edit]
He is currently shacking up with LatinVixen in an attempt to prove to everyone and himself that he doesn't really want it stuck in his pooper. This, however, is not working because the Internet never forgets. LatinVixen is either stupid or desperate to accept such a raging closet fag as a boyfriend. Informed observers are currently taking bets as to when the rumors of a cocksucking rampage involving Trigger surface. Check the next furry convention for details!
The jury is currently out on whether or not Trigger has a job, since looking at his Twitter account, we see that he often updates into the early morning hours and then doesn't re-appear until 4-5PM or later. If he is in fact unemployed, LatinVixen is even more of a retard for letting someone not enamored with her kind drain her bank account of those blingy fursuit-makin' dollaz.
Shortly after this section was written, Trigger protected his Twitter account, telling us that in fact he is watching this page.
Fetishes and other secrets[edit]
Because of his relationship with Oz, Trigger developed an inflation fetish, which resulted in many pictures of Oz filling him with hot air. There is also the rumor of his deep love for a cartoon T-rex. This most likely is suppressed zoophilia instincts that most furries have. It also shows us that despite his attempts at being the essence of manliness, in reality he's just a big huge bottom bitch. This all just proves the fact that he's merely a fine, upstanding citizen.
He also has a boner for Robin from Disney's Robin Hood.
But wait, there's moar?[edit]
TL;DR: Based on facts and irrefutable evidence, there must have been some sort of hueg pile of furfaggotry that was unrelated to Oz.
- The whole Oz drama was occurred sometime in 2008
- His oldest journal entry dates back only 8 months ago
- Got butthurt when he found out his fursuit was initially competing against Oz. Politely asked for his nomination to be withdrawn. [Him asking to be dropped]
| —Trigger is an oldfag, from his LiveJournal | ||
This little blurb was pulled from his LiveJournal, and yet when we look through his submissions, the most recently submitted pic of Trigger and Oz was submitted February 27th, 2008. Whats more, on September 15th, 2008 trigger made a very deep and meaningful picture of him expressing loneliness. This would mean that they broke up somewhere between february and september of 2008. His oldest journal entry on FurAffinity dates back to 8 months ago, and is at the time of writing about "160 comments on my last journal!!". This suggests that there was some other mind-shattering pile of furfaggotry and drama which caused him to accidentially the whole internets since Oz.
The denial continues[edit]
Not too long ago, in another attempt to disprove his own homosexuality, Trigger went out with Jannali, but all traces of their relationship have been cleaned from both of their FA accounts. Her gallery is completely deleted. Maybe she got scared off by his faggotry. Evidence of his short lived, failed attempt at redemption can be found here. Janalli was also kind enough to make him a plushie fuck toy of himself, of which he does not use in any disgusting homosexual furfag manner.
Another Female Victim?[edit]
Trigger's moving on to his next victim. Remy Wolf Another decent looking female furry in the fandom that Trigger will eventually drag through the mud in trade for making him look straight. We all know girls like the bad boy jock douche bag. The question is; how far will Remy Wolf go with him until he has bled her dry emotionally like he did orally with OzKangaroo
Encase you would like to white knight Remy and contact her. She's conveniently placed her info on her FA
- AIM: felisjulius
- Yahoo: remy.wolf85
External Links[edit]
triggerfox
TriggerDFox
ftrig
trigger-fox- Ask him anything!
- Twitter (LOL PROTECTED)
- AIM: ftriggerox
- Yahoo: triggerthefox
- ustream
|
Triggerfox is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
 |
Triggerfox is part of a series on YouTube. |
[Expand] |
|
A-B • C-D • E-F • G-H • I-J • K-L • M-N • O-P • Q-R • S-T • U-V • W-X • Y-Z • # |
||
