Themaskedanalyst
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themaskedanalyst is a YouTube superhero faggot in a blue ski mask. It's not clear what kind of analyst he actually is. What is clear, judging by his heavy sweater and ski mask, is that he has failed it in his analysis of the thermostat. He has been wronged banned several times from YouTube, and is considered to be highly notable.
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Introductions[edit]
themaskedanalyst's secret identity is that of a 50 year old intellectual property lawyer and Jew named Ira Finkelstein. Currently working for a major New York City law firm (that shall remain nameless because we at ED ph34r their legal, Jew-powered might) that represents powerful media outlets such as Faux News.
Why The Mask?[edit]
themaskedanalyst states that he wears the mask as a joke, to talk freely about muslims, to protect himself from embarrassment over his views, and to hide his ugliness. None of these are the truth. He was loosely associated with the YouTube Street Team, and as a current member of The Untrollables, he is forced to wear a mask to keep Street Team Leader Argent009's old man fetish in check. Without it, The Untrollables would devolve into a lemonparty the likes of which YouTube has never seen.
Quixoticisms[edit]
As a person with an extreme case of "The Batman Complex" (a variant of the "the Captain Save-A-Ho" disorder), themaskedanalyst takes to championing a variety of causes that no one cares about. He sees himself as an hero, fighting cyber-crime on YouTube and tends to makes monotonous speeches and accusations about his litany of misconceptions. Examples:
- Picked a fight with the Honorable Ed Lolington (fictional character)
- He tried to stop an "Atheist Jihad" against Violetkitty411. By the time he finished his tl;dw diatribe the Jihad was already over and everyone had either gone home to bed or had died of boredom after being trapped in the sights of Themaskedanalyst's vid.
- Made the shortest video of his life criticizing Ted Haggard for being 50 years old and doing stupid shit. Aside from the boring hypocrisy, by the time the video was over, Haggard was 62 and themaskedanalyst had himself died of AIDS.
- Finds Argent009 to be "a good man" and "very noble" and a "superb root," and claims ordering pizzas is identity theft.
Super Powers[edit]
Fighting crime on the internets is serious business. Themaskedanalyst, like other superheroes, has a number of powers and a variety of gadgetry at his disposal.
- Wonk of Slumber (damage +2) - puts trolls to sleep
- Helm of Anonymity (defense +1) - protects the secret identity of themaskedanalyst from internet supervillians
- Webcam of Delusional Old Man (magic +1) - indispensable for internet admonishments.
Special Reports[edit]
- Demeter Investigations has discovered shocking new evidence as to the origins of themaskedanalyst. This is an unretouched photo transferred to us from their database. The implications of this in the YouTube community could be devastating.
- themaskedanalyst appears to have a new fanboy, TheQuestionmarkman. This guy takes unwarranted self importance and faggotry to a whole new level. So far, three videos have surfaced from him that plagiarize themaskedanalyst's catch phrase "under and in". Noone is sure exactly wtf this means, but it suggests buttsechs.
IT IS CLEAR TO ANYONE WITH A BRAIN, WHO CAN LOOK AT THE BACKDROP, THE INTONATION IN HIS VOICE THE EXPRESSIVE GESTURING. THAT TheQuestionMarkMan IS, IN FACT TheRedSkull, IN 'ANOTHER' MASK DROPPING THE PITCH IN HIS VOICE USING SOFISIKATED CUMPOOTER TECHNOLOGIEZ!!! THE EDiots HAVE ONCE AGAIN OWNED TheRedSkull!!!!! Translation: TheQuestionMarkMan was later revealed to be Theredskull (aka Jamie Demeter). WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?
TMA and ED[edit]
Some on YouTube believe TheMaskedAnalyst to be an EDiot. The official position of ED is to deny all affiliation with TheMaskedAnalyst, however some argue that TheMaskedAnalyst may be an undercover operative of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Cat Cabal. Proof that TMA works for ED:
- Said Zionistacat was raepworthy.
- Can correctly use words consisting of more than one syllable.
- Wears a mask and is therefore an internet terrorist.
- Picked a fight with the Hon. ED Lolington and not only lived to tell the tale, but his credit rating survived intact.
- May be the love-child of Weev resulting after a particularly ruinous night.
Banhammered BACK. ACTUALLY RE-BANNED[edit]
In December of 2007, Jamie Demeter (AKA TheRedSkull) vowed that he was "going to get someone banned". The person he had in mind was none other than TheMaskedAnalyst. Theredskull filed an illegal false DMCA pretending to be Firefly515. His plan worked for the interim, but much to Jamie's chagrin TMA was unbanned 4 months later. This was simply another example of Jamie's ineptitude and but one example in a long history of self-pwns. Many, including TMA, are looking forward to the day when Jamie is once again publicly castrated via his own actions.
UPDATE : TMA is Back. And even has a DMCA Superhero website.
Update: 2009[edit]
Banned again. Fuck =(.
Back again. Tma is now impervious to DMCA faggotry.
Gallery[edit]
themaskedanalyst wants some answers from the Honorary Ed Lolington
He grew up on the mean streets of Harlem
themaskedanalyst seen here "gettin jiggy wit it"
Related Articles[edit]
- FireFly515 - TMA's secret unmasked youtube profile
- theredskull (aka TheQuestionMarkMan)
- PixelBeeProductions
- Honorary Ed Lolington
- Violetkitty411
- HardCaseOwnsYou - Even More TL;DW than TheMaskedAnalyst
Links[edit]
- Themaskedanalyst.com
- TMA's DramaTube
Themaskedanalyst on YouTube- themaskedanalyst fighting crime on Overlawyered.com
- ThemaskedAnalyst on Stickam
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