Lynn Ann
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Lynn Ann Guisti is a crazy and obsessive fangirl of Eric Harris, the more attractive of the Columbine high school shooters. Although there are many "Columbiners" (like Beliebers but more emotionally crippled), Lynn is a case study in how the depravity and degeneracy of the internet is literally unplumbable. No other Columbiner comes close to Lynn's devotion or is as pathological as she is: divorced from reality and admiring of Eric Harris, owning some of the more rare Columbine merchandise (e.g. pillow cases, mugs, necklaces) not sold in any stores (exception: black markets), sharing her obsessions online, and disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got 360 no scoped in this tragic event, as well as crapping on the opinions of others regarding the Columbine tragedy.
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Murky origins[edit]
Born in New York, not much is known of Lynn's early life until she moved to Hollywood where, like a rite of passage, she threw a few thousand shekels at a surgeon to "fill" the gaping, yawning chasm inside of her by engaging in that most materialistic of pursuits, plastic surgery. Lynn went to Hollywood with one goal in mind: To become involved in films. Ordinarily this would entail becoming an actress, however when she realised that movie theaters wanted to use her massive white forehead to project films onto she left in a huff and moved to Sherman Oaks, the bizarro version of Bel-Air where well to do blacks go to escape middle-class ennui.
Prior to the Internet becoming mainstream, social misfits and those with special needs would get relegated to the online equivalent of Romanian orphanages for the protection of normies, e.g. Gaia Online; nowadays, however, they congregate on tumblr like fire ants on Johnny Knoxville's junk, and this was exactly the sort of medium Lynn Ann hoped would provide her with the safe space needed to indulge in her hero worship of a 17-year old virgin loser before she can fully ascend to cat-ladyhood. But despite yearning for acceptance, she has become an object of ridicule even amongst so-called otherkin and deranged misandrists who paint with menstrual blood; this, truly is a testament to the batshit level of insanity this lady embodies if even delicate tumblrinas don't like you.
JewTube Videos[edit]
Like any other normie who naïvely assumes the Internet is full of supportive people that share their interests, no matter how "kawaii" or rare they may be, Lynn Ann decided to tap into the seething, frothy cess-pit that is YouTube, a place she no doubt heard wonderful things about, to share her healthy obsession of Eric Harris with the world. She called anyone who didn't support her an "ugly loser" and compared their looks to the mangled and distorted corpses of those who died in Columbine. However, despite her channel being created on July 26th, 2011, she only began uploading lulzy videos on January 13th, 2015. A year later, around September 2016, after she started to rake in some views (and with those views the vitriolic hatred of the Internet), she quickly made all of her videos private and was never seen or heard from again.
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Facebook[edit]
About Lynn Ann[edit]
Her Failbook bio previously stated:
YouTube feed
Showing off her graphic design skills[edit]
Being a clearly introspective and inspired soul, Lynn Ann decided to take up art to further convey her lustful, borderline pedophillic adulation of the soyboy manlet and, had he not died, future cuck Eric Harris. If there is an afterlife then perhaps having your visage poorly edited into low-bit images by a loony virgin who looks like the mixed-race child of an Easter Island statue and Jocelyn Wildenstein is the ultimate punishment. Indeed, it's a fitting punishment for their failure to beat Cho's high score and thus bringing great shame on their ancestors.
He probably thought so, too.
Lynn's attempt at a pick-up line
See Also[edit]
- Columbine - White boys do it better.
- Columbiners - Degenerate cunts from Tumblr who are obsessed and in love with the fags who did Columbine.
- Tumblr - A cesspool of hormones, menstrual blood and poz loads.
- Cougars
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Twitter - Active.
- Twitter #2 - Alternate account, used in May 2014.
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KiwiFarms thread
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Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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| Admirers |
William Atchison • TheAmazingAtheist • Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Ichverbot • Alex Hribal • Jaylen Fryberg • Kimveer Gill • Randy Robert Stair • Ryan Schallenberger • Robert Butler Jr. • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Adam Lanza • Jeff Weise • Dillon Cossey • Asa Coon • Nghtmrchld26 • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Sebastian Bosse • Tim Kretschmer • Lynn Ann • Vladislav Roslyakov • You | |
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Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
| Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
