Megan Meier

**Megan Taylor Meier**
Born	November 6, 1992 ; O'Fallon, Missouri
Died	October 17, 2006 (aged 13) ; Dardenne Prairie, Missouri
Cause	Roping
Status	An Hero
Highscore	N/A
Rank	N/A

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Megan in her bathroom, showing how her legs will dangle as she hangs from the closet rack

Megan's closet

Framed for Megan's murder, Ashley had nowhere to hide.

Megan Taylor Meier, a.k.a. *Megan Babi*, is known for committing suicide after being bullied to death by her friend's mom. Meier was a typical 13-year-old girl fighting off the demons of low self-esteem, braytheth, ADD, and being fat. She is was 175 pounds at 5'5½" after losing 20 lbs, giving her a BMI of 29.1, or technically, "obese whore". The killing of self happened after being rejected and insulted by Josh Evans, one of her cute new friends on MySpace. Unfortunately for Megan, Josh was nothing but a fabrication created by evil neighborhood helicopter-mom Lori Drew.

Early life[edit]

Since early childhood, Megan suffered from depression and ADD. She considered herself a fat, bubbly piece of blob, and the ADD meds didn't help make things better.

The Troll that couldn't Troll[edit]

Curt Drew, handsome helicopter husband and Foosball enthusiast

Megan's mom is so gangsta

Megan Meier had previously gotten into trouble with her mom for whoring around on MySpace, and so, as a dramatic angsty teen, her internet activity was being closely monitored. Her mom held her account password, and she wasn't allowed to sign on without permission. Megan was a textbook sufferer of Internet Disease, displaying several ~~cute~~ fat girl angle shots on her MySpace account, when she was, in fact, a blimp.

Enter the Drew Family[edit]

The Meier and Drew families lived four doors away from each other and were close, going on vacations together and having each other over for swinger parties featuring buttsecks. However, Sarah Drew is an overbearing teenage bitch with borderline personality disorder. After years of on-again, off-again frenemy bullshit, Megan Meier had enough and told Sarah that she couldn't be her friend any more. Suffering from this tragic loss of power and control over those around her, Sarah went crying to her mom and dad. Sarah's broodmother, Lori Drew, knew that Megan was nothing but a fat loser that should have been thrilled to have any friends at all. Moreover, nobody... nobody ... will ever upset her baby girl and get away with it. So, Lori did what any rational parent would: She went to MySpace and created the hunky teenage persona of "Josh Evans" as a means to snoop on Megan and ultimately exact revenge.

Joshin' Around[edit]

Lori Drew, cyberbully and almost-murderer

The parents initial reaction.

Typical newfag comments.

It started innocently enough... Josh popped up out of nowhere and sent Megan a friend request, and Megan blindly accepts the friend request from this person she only now knew existed. Megan's mom, Tina Meier, was apprehensive, but Megan's "He's so hot, mommy!" argument won her over. For several weeks, the boy would regularly send messages to Megan, finding his way into her comfort zone, but claimed not to have any phone number that they could use to engage in typical teenage small talk.

Eventually, Josh started "hearing things" about the horrible ways that Megan treats her friends, and bulletins were being posted... "Megan Meier is a slut," "Megan Meier is fat." This angered Megan so, because it exposed her status as a secret internet fatty. Finally, on 16 October 2006 (the day before Megan's 14th birthday, and, according to weather.com, a fine day to hang oneself), Megan got into a huge MySpace tardfight with her schoolmates. Her mom kept yelling at her to sign off but due to her sick internets addiction she could not. Then she received one last message from Josh Evans:

	“	Everybody in O'Fallon knows how you are. You are a bad person and everybody hates you. Have a shitty rest of your life. The world would be a better place without you.	„
	—Evans, a.k.a. Megan's friend's mom's MySpace sock puppet

Going into the closet[edit]

When Megan's mom found out about Josh Evans, she recognized that her daughter's self-esteem had been damaged by this situation. Instead of nurturing her self-esteem by taking her shopping, she inflicted further damage by yelling at Megan for not following her rules of the Internet.

In fact, it was that verbal berating from the mom that caused Megan to go storming to her room in an heroic prissy-fit, where she eventually hanged herself and gave out a really loud death rattle. After the death rattle, that's when her parents went to check on her and they saw her hanging there. Watch this video for proof:

Megan's father explains his wife's blood-curdling scream at 2:34. Also notice at 0:30-0:40 how Megan lies that she is 16 on her MySpace page when she was clearly 13. Megan's father appears to be part azn, as evidenced by 3:18, "PREASE WAKE RUP"

	“	I was right there. I held her and I yanked the whole closet thing out of the wall. Tina ran and got a knife so I could cut the belt from around her neck, and then started performing CPR.	„
	—Ron Meier, CNN Interview, 16 November 2007

What Really Happened[edit]

The truth is that such a short stop was not likely to kill Megan Meier but only put her cervical spine in a vulnerable position. A more realistic scenario is that Megan's mom by ripping apart the closet and trying to get Megan down, managed to finish her daughter off.

	“	Why should anyone be upset? Whales die everyday. Shit happens.	„
	—Anonymous

Blog-icide[edit]

On 12 November 2007, more than a year after Megan's self-murder, she officially became an hero when the story of her blog-icide went public... on blogs, and then on news wires. Smelling blood, all the Jew news networks got in on the action, finding reporters with the best head-bobbling mealy-mouthed fake-shocked expressions and putting them on location "LIVE".

Almost Murder[edit]

Because Megan was killed by the Drews using lethal hate words and internets, justice must be served! In the same vein that people who are almost raped want sympathy, many butthurt news Jews have insisted the local authorities and FBI press charges for almost murder in this case. Unfortunately, as it turns out, suicide isn't murder. But there is hope! Killing someone with e-mail is the closest thing to murder since trepanation, and that gives Megan's parents greater leverage in the American justice system.

Death by MySpace[edit]

The Meiers humbly state that they do not need revenge. They want the law changed so that what happened to Megan is a crime. They would call it MySpace Fraud, perhaps. Or Three Lies and You're Out. Or maybe, Don't Ask, Don't Dangle. Yard signs in the neighborhood say, "Justice for Megan Meier", "Call the St. Charles County Prosecuting Attorney", and "MySpace fraud in your neighborhood". What's next? A sign that says "Join us at www.fucktheinternets.com!"?

Legally speaking, any real success at legislating Death by MySpace would result in An Hero Law, not to be confused with Megan's Law. This is the most popular pro-lobby point of view, but there are alternatives being suggested by commentators.

Drew Family Dox[edit]

Lori Drew and Curt Drew
269 Waterford Crystal Dr
O'Fallon, MO 63368-7130
(636) 272-2670

Aftermath[edit]

The lulz, however, were just getting started.

Small Town Secrets[edit]

Towards the end of the Drews' campaign of internet hate directed at Megan, they recruited one of her teenage friends, Ashley Nicole Grills, to join in on the fun. On the night that Megan hanged herself, Lori phoned Ashley up and instructed her not to say a word. "After all," spat Lori into the mouthpiece, "since I already killed off one innocent teenage girl already, there'd be nothing stopping me from getting rid of a little snitch-bitch."

Weird parents[edit]

The day after Megan's death (without knowing that the Drews were involved), the Meiers went down the street to comfort Megan's "former friend" Sarah, and her fucktard parents, Lori and Curt. The Meiers let Sarah Drew know that, although she and Megan had their ups and downs, Megan valued Sarah's friendship. During this awkward conversation in the family room, the Drew family fidgeted and tittered guiltily. Tina Meier later remarked, "we should have known then and there; they were nervously raking their eyes from side to side like cartoon villains."

The Meiers also attended Sarah's birthday party and Curt's 50th birthday celebration, although Ron, his eyes welling up, had to leave when it came time to sing "Happy Birthday" - to this day, "Happy Birthday", balloons, or colorful napkins sends Ron Meier into a spasm of uncontrollable sobbing. In addition, the Meiers agreed to bring home a Foosball table and temporarily store it in the garage (the table was a Christmas gift the Drews received and needed to make room for).

Now, not many parents attend two birthday parties the day after their daughter's death, Let alone schlep a fucking Foosball table to their house as a favor. But then again, Megan was obese and had only been 13 years old, so perhaps they didn't have much of an emotional investment in her.

Axe and Sledgehammer[edit]

Six weeks after Megan self-murdered, Ashley Grills succumbed to guilt and spilled the beans to several school officials and Megan's family. Upon learning that the Drews made up Josh, Megan's mom went out to the garage and, in an act of pure awesomeness, impulsively grabbed her axe (becoming a MILF), Megan's dad his sledgehammer, and - with their His-and-Hers matched demolition set - together they busted the shit out of that Foosball table. Ron and Tina loaded the splintered parts into their pickup and delivered it to the Drew's lawn in a box spray painted, "Merry Christmas". They did it because, as we all know, destroyed Foosball tables are perfect revenge for An Hero children.

Police Report[edit]

Police Report: File under Foosball Table-cide

After the Meiers busted up the Drew's foosball deck, Lori Drew harrumphed and had no choice but to file an indignant police report, the only sensible thing to do. The report reads, in part:

“	[Lori] Drew instigated and monitored a "my space" account which was created for the sole purpose of communicating with Meier's daughter. Drew said she constructed a profile of "good looking" male on "my space" in order to "find out what Megan was saying on-line" about her daughter. Drew explained the communication between the fake male profile was aimed at gaining Megan's confidence and finding out what Megan felt about her daughter and other people. Drew stated she, her daughter, and Ashley all typed, read, and monitored the communication between the fake male profile and Megan. Drew went on to say, the communication became "sexual for a thirteen year old." Drew stated she continued the fake male profile despite this development. Drew felt this incident contributed to Megan's suicide, but she did not feel "as guilty" because at the funeral because she found out "Megan had tried to commit suicide before." Drew explained the neighborhood had recently found out her involvement in Megan's suicide and her neighborhood have become hostile to toward her and her family. Drew stated she and her husband attempted to contact the Meier family three times, "banging on the door" although Mr Meier had already told them to leave.	„
—Lori Drew, trying to explain the circumstances behind her fucked-up Foosball table

After-aftermath[edit]

After the proverbial internets shit hits the proverbial internets fan, everybody involved turns into verifiable pussies.

Counter-Trolls[edit]

Since the identities of the Drews became public, tragically, they have now officially attained we are the victim here status. They receive harassing phone calls, letters, hoaxes, and calls to local authorities to please think of the children and do something. We are reminded at this point why Trolling IRL is so dangerous.

The mayor of Dardenne Prairie, Pam Fogarty (more like Pam Faggotry), has ordered additional police patrols in the Meier's neighborhood. "People are just totally shocked. They can't believe that an adult would have done this. The scary part is that when you look at the blogs and listen to the phone calls we're getting, it's very quickly becoming a mob mentality."

On 19 November, Tina Meier ran into puppet master Lori who "asked me to stop doing all of this. I told her that we would not stop, that we were going to continue for justice for Megan because they knew what they did."

Hurry, Curt Drew Killed another teen OMG[edit]

On 19 November, The local paper reported that:

“	After most of the families in this quiet community went to bed, a half-dozen police cars sped down Waterford Crystal Drive, lights flashing. A man, they were told, had been fatally shot inside a home. Neighbors opened doors, peered out windows and watched. As many as 15 deputies, they said, drew weapons and charged the home of Lori and Curt Drew. But there was no body lying in a pool of blood. No weapon in Curt Drew's hand. The call was a prank, one of many at the Drews' home this year. A lawn job. A brick through a window. Threatening phone calls. Paintball attacks. The police are now worried residents will take the law into their own hands. "Everybody in our department knows what's going on," said Lt. Craig McGuire, spokesman for the St. Charles County Sheriff's Department. "And everybody is afraid of what's going to happen there."	„
—Law lags as taunts ruin lives, By David Hunn and Joel Currier

Hacked Answering Machine[edit]

On 21 November, The voice mail message on Lori's phone at her business was changed to a high-pitched falsetto with the following:

“	Hi! Lori Drew, world famous teenage girl murderer! Um, if you need any advice on how to drive the suicide of a fourteen year old teenage girl, um, or boy, I'll be glad to return your call. Um, to the media outlets, my only statement would be that I did it for the lulz, L-U-L-Z; my only purpose in life was to do it for the lulz. Um, you know, um, we were just doing it for the lulz, it's not our fault she offed herself to be quite honest with you. Um, so, so what? I mean, she probably would have done it anyways. I mean, she was obviously a dumb fat angry bitch. Um, I'd off myself too, wouldn't you?	„
—Lori Drew's voice mail message, 100%

Drews Forced Out of Business[edit]

4 December, still treating "Drew" as a four-letter word, AP reports these details from the Drew's lawyer:

“	Since the case became public, the woman has had to close her advertising business "because people have been attacking her advertisers and they want nothing to do with her. They don't want the bad publicity," he told NBC. He said her friends and neighbors are afraid to talk to her. "Her daughter has had to drop out of school because of the harassment," he said.	„
—Associated Press

Curt Drew has reportedly been fired from his position as a Coldwell Banker realtor, and is working at the local Burlington Coat Factory outlet.

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of!

I've Been TRICKED!!1![edit]

On 18 November 2007, an anonymous person calling itself Kristen and claiming to be a classmate of Megan's wrote up a blog post full of ~~rational and exemplary writing~~ misspellings and poor grammar called Megan Had It Coming / Setting the Record Straight. Though Kristen starts off with "Megan and I were sort of friends...", the little cunt-turd then goes on to break the true story about what a bitchy, slutty, loudmouthed psycho Megan was, how she had this offensive obesity problem – "yeah she was kinda fat. But she made it seem like everyone was out to harpoon her" (lulz) – and how Megan REALLY DESERVED TO DIE OK. As it turns out, Lori Drew is NOT EVIL after all b/c her intention was just to "check up on [Megan] to see what shit she was spreading about my daughter"!

Many comment pundits theorized that Kristen was (gasp!) yet another of Lori Drew's sockpuppets. On 3 December, this same anonymous person posted a badly-crafted piece of fiction claiming it to be Lori Drew's manifesto. It lacked detail of any sort, and included such gross generalizations as, "I was distraught over the event, so I instructed the key people involved to stay quiet," and "Megan coordinated a MySpace attack on my daughter." More to the point, this blog entry trolled up thousands of flame comments followed by national press and LIVE TV coverage.

4 December, Faux News reports the St. Charles County Sheriff Department's Cyber Crimes Unit is investigating the source of the Megan Had It Coming website. "Drew's family says she didn't write a word of this."

9 December, the MHIC blog reveals itself as a troll by posting a rickroll, and linking to the Megan Had It Coming article on ED, FTW. Many lulzy editorial retractions, LIVE TV drama, and "You've been Rick-rolled lulz" blog entries are expected to emerge this week.

From the creator of 4girls comes the hit new TV ad Taking a Bite out of Megan Meier.

U.S. Government: Megan is "a big fat clown"![edit]

The U.S. Department of Justice has published a new Cyber-bullying ad campaign with a radio version saying, "Hey Megan? You're a total freak. God you're ugly. And dumb!!" In the Kitchen with Megan

Ron's Light-Up Angels[edit]

The death of their fatty daughter having tested their relationship, Ron and Tina Meier have now separated, are pursuing divorce proceedings, and have filed restraining orders against each other (seriously lulz). Tina and Megan's sister went to stay with Tina's mom, and Ron mopes around the empty house with a dripping nose and a couple of shitty Xmas angels.

“	The house on Waterford Crystal Drive feels empty, Ron says. Ron has added stuff. A pink Christmas tree, decorated by friends. Two volleyballs, signed by Megan's teammates and classmates. A Hershey's bar, just like Megan used to ~~hoard~~ give out for good cheer. There are also two light-up angels, hung in the front window. Most nights, when Ron gets home and the street is dark, he plugs in the angels, rubs one out and he feels a little closer to Megan.	„
—St. Louis Post-Dispatch, 19 November 2007

It has been determined that he does, indeed fap to his dead daughter.

Great Justice[edit]

County Prosecutor Pussies Out[edit]

Moar like County Pushover

3 December 2007, In a much-anticipated, year-too-late LIVE press conference today the St. Charles County Prosecutor, Jack "This Shit is Bananas" Banas, announced (drum-roll, please) his office will be going to the ends of the Earth to stop people from harassing the Drew family. That's right, no charges are being filed against the Drews themselves. Choking back tears, he says:

“	Because we can't prosecute somebody, it certainly doesn't justify violating the law. We live, in this country, by the rule of law. We have to. Otherwise, we lose our civility.	„
—Jack Banas, omg I'm on LIVE TV, 3 December 2007

The Faux News coverage also claims the final Kill Yourself message was written by Drew's 18-year-old employee, who is being hospitalized for psychiatric problems and, "she herself may be suicidal." One can only hope.

Banas Sued by Butthurt Newspaper[edit]

St. Louis Post Dispatch has sued Jack Banas to gain access to his classified state secrets. In their self-gratifying December 21 editorial, reporters explained why a 10-page FBI report, already a year old, should be made public. Presiding circuit court judge Ted "The Doctor" House has already ruled against them, FTW. In their lasting efforts to soak up as much attention as possible and milk advertising revenue out of Megan's death, the newspaper posted a copy of the FBI report on their website showing that all 10 pages had been censored. The FBI demanded Banas not provide information to newspapers.

The episode devolved into racism amongst XBox Live junkies.

MySpace Fraud Goes Federal[edit]

9 January 2008, The LA Times reports Federal prosecutors have organized a grand jury to indict Lori Drew on charges of MySpace Fraud. Holy shit!! Christina Meier flew to New York with neighbors Christine and Blaine "Buzzcut" Buckles to appear on the Today Show and Dr. Phil the same day the story broke. This video helps to explain WTF, as well as several other videos emerging as the result of Big Media's holiday vacation-from-24/7-coverage-of-Megan-Meier being over now. The Federal prosecutors seem to think Lori Drew could be tried on charges of lying to MySpace about her age and gender. This is what your tax dollars get you after the body's been cold for 15 months.

With a slow bellowing sound, like a large balloon deflating, the EFF dragged its hairy ass-cheeks into the controversy. Kurt Opsahl, a senior EFF attorney, shamelessly compared Lori Drew with Alexander Hamilton and James Madison, the de-facto inventors of Almost Murder and, apparently, all forms anonymity. "People can and should be responsible for their online actions, but one should address the actions, not the pseudonym."

The only thing still missing from this latest ~~advertising~~ media frenzy is a press photo of the Be a buddy not a bully tee-shirts from the Character Education Council's Anti-Cyber bullying Week at Troy Middle School.

"Coming" Endorsed by Investigators[edit]

19 February 2008, After months of tirelessly sifting through Rick Astley's discography, the St. Charles County Prosecutor concluded the Megan Had It Coming blog was among the best he had ever read. Soothed by croons such as, "You know the rules and so do I," as well as, "Never gonna say good bye, never gonna tell a lie," Banas had no choice but to fully exonerate the blog's authors of any wrongdoing. He also admitted that for all his efforts, he still didn't know the author's names, where they lived, or their connection to anyone involved in the story. Banas, an avid fan of the Kennedy conspiracy theories, is known locally for his mediocre investigative endeavors, of which the Megan Meier murder, the Kurt Drew lawn and Foosball slaughter, and the grand larceny of Lori Drew's identity have been no exception.

Legislation[edit]

City Passes An Hero Law[edit]

On 21 November 2007, The Dardenne Prairie Aldermen surrounded the Intertubes.

The six-member Board made Internet harassment a misdemeanor punishable by up to a $500 fine and 90 days in jail. Mayor Pam Fogarty said the City had proposed the measure after learning about Megan's death.

The four-page ordinance defines both harassment and cyber-harassment, making it illegal to engage in a pattern of conduct that would cause a ~~retarded~~ reasonable person to suffer "substantial emotional distress," or for an adult to contact a child under 18 in a communication causing a reasonable parent to fear for the child's well-being.

City attorney John Young said constitutionally protected activity would be exempt. The measure would apply when one of the people communicating was in Dardenne Prairie (or was called Lori Drew and had lived in Dardenne Prairie at some point in their life).

State Anti-Lulz-Makers Ponder Megan[edit]

28 January 2008, The Missouri Senate heard testimony about a proposed law that, "would punish someone 21 or older who harassed someone 17 years old or younger with up to four years in prison." Ironically, the bill has no real chance of passing into law because it defines cyber bullying as, "Using coarse language offensive to a person of average sensibility." It is more likely intended as a draft-pacifier to get Christina Meier to STFU.

Conviction tentatively overturned[edit]

The judge tentatively threw the conviction of Lori Drew out the window. He may bring it back into the window in the future.

	“	We call it cyber-bullying and we don’t have a law to address it	„
	—an retard, SIX HOURS AGO

Denizens of teh Internets Respond[edit]

Mr. and Mrs. Meier sobbingly daydream about bulls and rabbits

Displaying characteristic moderation and good taste, and wishing to spare the families any further grief, most internets users (realizing that they have nothing whatsoever to do with this drama) have kept their unqualified fucking opinions to themselves. There have, however, been some rare examples of peanut-gallery ejaculations.

Bulling is Rabbit[edit]

	“	This happens more than you can imagine, Bulling is rabbit on these types of web sites, the parents either think its kids being kids or don't care, when several group up on one in any fashion its called a bulling , and any parent that thinks its "Kids being Kids" should not be aloud to be parents.	„
	—john, Nov 12, 2007 6:15 PM

On these types of websites, be aware of bulling.
Furries are bulling too.
On MySpace, hotties ride mechanical rabbits.
LAPD saves the day.
isnt this supposed too /b/ "rampant" lulz???
It's official
Britney thinks its Kids being Kids
Rabbit Bulling in action
Now those who fail at photoshop can experience the lulz.

Assisted Almost Murder[edit]

	“	If Jack Kevorkian can go to jail for assisted suicide, why shouldn't they?	„
	—There are no words, Nov 12, 2007 4:07 PM

	“	Kevorkian goes to jail for teaching people how to commit suicide and these people go scot free for driving someone to it.	„
	—JR, Nov 12, 2007 4:23 PM

Homicidal Crime to a Minor[edit]

	“	This is the future of homicidal crime. This is a virtual crime with an attempt to cause harm to a minor.	„
	—Brandon Banks, Nov 11, 2007 6:16 PM

	“	They are no different than sexual predators.	„
	—Concerned Parent, Nov 12, 2007 12:15 PM

	“	I normally don't respond, but this is serious. that family was subject to bulling. that (ex)friend and her mother should be held criminally responsible for her death. they played with her emotions and prayed on her just as a sexual predator would use the internet for. there crime should fall under a criminal neglect homicide and aiding and abedding. trust me , words can hurt deeply and cause a chain reaction if not dealt with soon enough.	„
	—ann, Nov 14, 2007 11:28 AM

The TV Movie[edit]

	“	The story sounds like a really bad made for TV movie. So tragic.	„
	—Sue, Nov 12, 2007 6:35 PM

	“	Megan's parents should consider selling the rights to make a movie. Upside: It would draw attention to the abuses of My Space, the dangers of the online world, highlight depression – and, most importantly, make an international pariah out of the psychotic manipulator pretending to be a mother. Downside: Megan's parents would have to deal with petty people who would accuse them of profiting off Megan's memory. If it were me, I would keep the focus on making meaningful changes in My Space, the law, and destroying Megan's killer. I would ignore the mean spirited attacks. After all, isn't listening to mean people online what killed their daughter?	„
	—Sue 'em, Nov 12, 2007 7:58 AM

Bel-Air[edit]

Now this is the story all bout how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
So I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how my parents found me without any air
In my parents basement born and raised
On Myspace was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out eating, not being cool
And whining 'bout how my life sucked at school
When I was flamed by some guy who I didn't even know
Existed 'til about a week ago
There was a minor earthquake and my mom got scared
And found me danglin' in the closet without any air
She whistled for my dad and when he came near
He said "I called the paramedics, they're already here!"
They gave me CPR til their faces turned red
But they said, "Nah, forget it, she's already dead."
I pulled up to the morgue around 7 or 8
And Lori Drew yelled "Yo ho, troll ya later!"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To get eaten by worms with dirt in my hair.

End of Days[edit]

	“	Computers are tools of the devil. Look at the doors to evil that have opened because of computers.	„
	—Sue, Nov 12, 2007 1:22 PM

	“	For the parents of the deceased child to show mercy will be an enormously difficult task, but will be returned to them on the Day of Judgment.	„
	—Steve, Nov 12, 2007 1:13 PM

	“	My pastor says everything happens for a reason.	„
	—HF, Nov 12, 2007 6:35 PM

Warren25 believes in it

Warren25 drops a load in his pants

~~British Faggot I mean~~ Psycho Warren25 of YouTube goes off of his medication and goes batshit insane (and blames Megan's Parents)

LoL Response to warren25 from - themaskedanalyst - not tl;dw for once TMA A++

Media[edit]

911 Call[edit]

First 10 seconds of Tina Meier calling 911

NPR Story[edit]

Mother Indicted in MySpace Bullying Case, May 16, 2008

Video Links[edit]

CNN's 24/7 coverage

OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11\

Faux News presents MO 24/7 coverage

MSNBC's 24/7 coverage

CNN[edit]

MySpace ~~Suicide~~ Murder on CNN

Faux News[edit]

Broadcast Douchebaggery[edit]

The 18 November ABC News broadcast contained, without explanation, subliminal images of someone's MySpace page. As a result, phrases such as "Jesus is my home boy" and "masturbate" could be seen during frame-by-frame replay of the video.

The 4 December NBC News broadcast, during the first ever televised interview with Lori Drew's attorney, displayed without explanation a large splashy saying "LORI DREW IS A PSYCHOPATH". The splashy quickly switched to a photo of Lori Drew before the interview concluded.

Seen exactly 6:00 minutes into the Jim Briscoe interview video.

Lori Drew indicted for almost murder[edit]

May 15, 2008, Lori Drew is indicted by a Federal Grand Jury in an epic overreach by an aggressive prosecutor for 3 counts of almost murder and 1 count of extreme lulz.

"Both the girl and MySpace are named as victims in the case" - AOL News

Megan's father, Ron Meier, 38, said he began to cry "tears of joy" when he heard of the indictment. The parents are now separated, which Tina Meier has said stemmed in part from the circumstances of their daughter's death. However, it is clear that she actually just loves the cock and has gotta catch 'em all.

Megan Meier Foundation™ contact information[edit]

If you wish to make a donation to the Megan Meier Foundation™ or are interested in purchasing the "closet thing," you can contact Tina Meier at tina@meganmeierfoundation.org, or by slow mail at Megan Meier Foundation P.O. Box 32 Cottleville, MO 63338. The Megan Meier Foundation™ website is located here.

Gallery[edit]

About missing Pics

ABC's 24/7 coverage.
NBC's 24/7 coverage.
Fat girl angle shot!
lens flare lol.
David Hasselhoff.
/b/ sez if you call Lori Drew she'll hang up on you!
Note the retarded look.

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I wonder why this picture wasn't on her MySpace.
Buying a dog did not keep her safe.
CNN teen-sploitation splashie.
Gratuitous Use of Loli Cleavage.
NBC sez Always Alliteration.
AP centerfold.
immortalized as a motivational poster
LOL Window Frame!
Suicidegirl.jpg

And the press will distort everything you saaaaay...
Braceface

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Failures

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