Triciakitty
What can one do when one is boring and devoid of interesting qualities? Why, put on some black make-up, surround yourself with dead babies, talk like you're 12, and take lots of pictures, of course! 
triciakitty AKA Tricia Lynn Martin is the latest in a long line of Tim Burton wanna-be's. Taking little dollies, sewing their eyes and mouths shut, sprinkling them with ketchup, and thinking somehow that this hasn't been done before. She's a super-hip cutting-edge goth arteest, and like 9739 other people, brings this fresh new look to the pages of DevianTART, MySpace, and YouTube.
And, oh yeah, she |steals art (image removed August 19th).
| —Tricia, on how art theft is wrong. | ||
| —triciakitty, naming off all the people she's plagiarized | ||
| —triciakitty | ||
Contents
Because Dead Babies Should Be a Part of Every Child's Development[edit]
As if uploading dead babies all over the Internet wasn't repulsive enough, Tricia has decided that nine years old is the perfect age to start teaching kids to love dead things.
| —triciakitty, wants you to share this with your kids | ||
Oh look it's Santa
Oh look it's Santa's spine and brains
It's Goofy Time
breathe deep
Tricia's black person
wow. You're good.
incredible
Yes, the person holding the dolly is 38 years old.
awesome
It's raep tiem
lol. Wow, just wow.
"Sorry, i'm much better with dead babies"
"Fuck it, I'll do it myself"
I swear this shit looks straight out of Beetlejuice
omg im so random!
fuck
this is my life
gaaaaaaaaaaaaah
omg this is stupid
yes, this shit is so simplistic she can do it with her left hand and it looks the same.
A BAD DAY FOR KITTY
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
dongs
Yeah. This happens every day.
no
art is hard when you run out people to copy
Yes, this was manipulated in Photoshop, too. And it still managed to suck
Is it supposed to make sense?
oh i get it
"Yes my friend Tammy and I take my dollies out to bars and restaurants...heheh They don't drink much so they are cheap to entertain! hahaa!"
What Tricia considers "spooky".
Photoshop: A girl's best friend.
"OH NO NOT THE FINGERS!
It's soooo scary!
triciakitty's rendition of constipation.
Ben was surprised alright
My friend Corrine invited me over to photograph Helena in her basement...the shadow is of her hand...good times
GUESS THE FILTER?
Slow shutter speed = scary
IT'S SO... IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
Yeah!
That's not creepy at all.
YOU ARE INDEED A STRANGER IN--OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!?!
Dead baby, the perfect gift for a lonely dead relative
No matter what you try, it just isn't scary.
Who would've guessed?
Wow.
Lol, no.
Oh dear god, no!
wtf happened here?
Because holding dollies in public will make you look cool...
"Meet my sister, Mabel!"
Unfortunately, Tricia's pitch wasn't enough to beat out Squidbillies
Hmm... sounds familiar
Tricia attempting to hide personal details about her aspie son
You know noone -- not even your employers -- care about your dollies when they spell your name wrong
oh herro
Where Do Furries Come From?[edit]
| —Sebastian AKA Sigma-Airav | ||
Many theories have been theorized on this subject. Some blame Disney, others blame video games, still others blame Ritalin. In Tricia's case we have a rare opportunity to examine this phenomenon under a microscope. From the outside, one can see that Tricia has a very busy life juggling her deviantART, MySpaces, YouTube, etc. But what isn't visible to the naked Internet eye is that Tricia has a son, Sebastian. The reason most people don't know this is because, although Tricia has all the time in the world for dead babies, bloody mannequins, Internet, 
her dead weight husband, breweries, and shows, what she doesn't have time for is to raise her own fucking kid.
In this instance, it can plainly be seen that when you pawn your child off on your parents, show your kid dead babies and bloody mannequins, what you end up with is an Aspie that speaks in his own elven tongue, creates shitty Pokemon/Digimon fanfic, and falls in love with birds.
| —Sebastian AKA Sigma-Airav, trying to get laid with his cockatiel | ||
According to clues in his deviantART, it would appear that Sebastian is not only in love with a bird, but that he very possibly believes he IS A FUCKING BIRD. His name on DA, "Sigma-Airav", is very similar to that of his bird creation, "Airav". Moonspeak experts have determined that the similarity is too coincidental to be coincidental. That, and the fact that he openly says he eats bird seed every fucking day pretty much confirms it.
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At first glance, one would think this was the work of a child, but one would be wrong. This is an 18 year old man whose chosen medium is crayons and binder paper. What's even more remarkable is that this talented young man understands his incredible gift, and never ceases to tell his audience all about it.
| —Sigma-Airav, elven for Sebastian-Aspie | ||
| —Sigma-Airav, channeling Bach | ||
| ——Sigma-Airav, languistics master | ||
| —Sigma-Airav, a motherfucking prodigy | ||
A rare photo of Sigma-Airav years before he fell in love with his cockatiel, and discovered his elven ancestry.
Sebastian is one of those "sweatpants kids"
Poor Aspie has no clue that Mommy likes the company of her weird dollies more than him.
Umm
self portrait
An ANARIAN Metroid. It's different k? It just is.
A Pultriest. Some kind of ghost or some shit.
Umm, yeah. No fucking clue.
"It's my born talent"
Sebastian's main source of sex; his cockatiel Luna.
His "first samus metroid prime hunters arm cannon concept". I can see the similarities.
I guess he loves birds. Who woulda think it?
Sebastian favorited this on DA...
...and this...
...and this...
...and this
He spooks easily.
Sigma Gets Raped[edit]
This Thursday some epic bastard hacked Sebastian's DeviantArt account and remodeled it for him. Apparently Sebastian had brilliantly set his password to "parintoki", and the new owner of his account proceeded to spam it everywhere. After BAWWWWWing to DA's staff he got his account back, but some souvenir's of his buttsechs surprise remain, like the webcam pic.
| —Sigma-Airav, desu | ||
Fan Art[edit]
| —triciakitty, on her idea of a good time | ||
Look closely. The 9 elements have aligned!
They really don't
It's raep tiem
| —Triciakitty, nigga stole my bike | ||
Related[edit]
External Links[edit]
Her Links[edit]
- triciakitty
- triciakitty
- T0otsFromTheAbyss - Tricia's sock
- Her DramaTube
triciakitty (private)
- tricia_fans_and_freaks - self-created fan page
- Tricia's shitty band
- Tricia's upcoming children's book
- Tricia's shitty web series
- Photobucket -
WARNING: lots of shitty Photoshops and poor compositionspassword-protected 
triciakitty
triciakitty- Her upcoming book
- WishUponAHero account
- NetLog
- Her profile at SteveNiles
- Fearnet profile
- Her YourBizarre profile
- Another pointless profile
- ...BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
- Yahoo: triciakitty
- Some Yahoo group Tricia is in - about how being laid off sucks
- Skype: gmandingus
- E-mail: triciakitty@yahoo.com
Sebastian's Links[edit]
- sigma-airav
- Sigmaairav
- Sebastian's MySpace
- Yahoo: sigmaairav
- Skype: Sigma-Airav
- E-mail: sigmaairav@yahoo.com
Husband's Links[edit]
- eire138
- His DramaTube
- Gordon's MySpace
- Skype: eire138 and eireontheroad
- E-mail: irishtafari@yahoo.com
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