Kloeri

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Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
 
 
im tired of you guys thinking you can ban staff when we complain about your spam
 

 

What a beautiful product of nature
Have you seen this man?

If every kingdom needs a king, then here is the King of the Land of Autism. A Danish freenode oper, wanna-be gentoo developer, and unapologetic kiddie fiddler, kloeri (power word: Bryan Østergaard) spends up to 22 hours a day online, the other two reserved for self-pleasure. Bryan hates any and all actions that could be described as even mildly fun on the freenode network, and will K-line any chatter who breaks "his" rules. Because of his personality (or lack thereof), he has become a common target of freenode trolls (as well as accusations that his daddy fondled his little-kloeri), much as SlimVirgin is to Wikipedia.

It's his way or the highway, buddy: no ascii, no colors, no transsexuals, no forcing, and above all, no fun.

Spergin[edit]

Kloeri as ansi, very accurate

If there's one thing kloeri hates more than fun, it's those who cause it, especially dongforce chatters. Kloeri has shut down numerous attempts at dongforce's peaceful merge with freenode, making a bigger jackass of himself with every jupe.

"Spam"[edit]

03:31   aggrav8d: what!?
03:31   aggrav8d: what do you want?
03:32   aggrav8d: stupid spambot.
03:32  <-- aggrav8d [aggrav8d@S01061c7ee58cff25.vc.shawcable.net] has left #dongforce ( )
03:36  --> boxbeatsy [~aaron@user-64-9-233-69.googlewifi.com] has joined #dongforce
03:37   maractus: hi
03:47  --> spammer [~mebo333@217.55.36.34] has joined #dongforce
03:47   spammer: ji
03:47   spammer: hi
03:47   spammer: any spammer here?
03:48  <-- spammer [~mebo333@217.55.36.34] has left #dongforce ( )
03:49  <-- bubblebuddy [~bubblebud@216.157.87.105] has quit (K-Lined)
03:49   kloeri: since you guys won't take a hint and stop the spamming I'm closing this channel
03:49  --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce +Pi]
03:49   maractus: whos spamming?
03:50   kloeri: you should be able to guess that on your own
03:50   maractus: look our irc is always under attack from irc.grove.bz
03:50   maractus: some dumb meta trolsl
03:50   maractus: *trolls
03:50   maractus: i think the spam can be counteracted without the closing of this channel
03:50   kloeri: and now you no longer have to worry about this channel
03:50   maractus: ok then (?)
03:51   kloeri: the real question is if your other channels should also be closed but we'll find out soon enough 
                I guess
04:04  --- kloeri has changed the topic to: This channel is closed due to spam
04:04  --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce +t]


Mass kill (good job opers)[edit]

kloeri getting told
21:29 @kloeri: okay, you guys clearly are clearly on the wrong network as your little #wikipedia-en showed
21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce -ooo [df]maractus [df]LadyPeanut [df]Elvis_Clay]
21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce -oo gay_irl [df]Meepsheep]
21:29 <-- ChanServ [ChanServ@services.] has left ##dongforce ( )
21:29  [df]Meepsheep: :0
21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce +Pif ##you_have_got_to_be_kidding]
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:          ..
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:         ( '`<
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:          )(
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:   ( ----'  '.
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:   (  kloeri ;
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:    (_______,'
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29 <-- [df]LadyPeanut [~ladypeanu@67.221.255.15] has quit (K-Lined)
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                
21:29 <-- [df]Meepsheep [~h@76.74.158.231] has quit (K-Lined)
21:30 <-- [df]Elvis_Clay [~IceChat7@136.148.2.39] has quit (K-Lined)


Pure rage[edit]

05:02   kloeri: no more silly games
05:02   kloeri: I'm tired of the spam related to this channel
05:02  --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce -oo VunKruz LadyPeanut]
05:02   JimmyRustles: i haven't spammed anyone
05:02   JimmyRustles: i'm just trying to rustle some jimmies
05:02   kloeri: and I'm tired of you guys thinking you can ban staff when we complain about your spam
05:03  +Quietlyawesome94: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the 
                          first Harry Potter Book
05:03   JimmyRustles: If you pierce the eardrum, you will hear a loud pop, followed by a lifetime of silence.
05:03   Meepsheep: kloeri, y you take our ops away D:
05:03   JimmyRustles: what's the best way to get users to our channel?
05:03  +Quietlyawesome94: "He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what 
                          looked like lumpy gray glue."
05:04   kloeri: if I see or hear about any more spam related to this channel I'm going to forcibly close the 
                channel and remove all of you from the network
05:04   JimmyRustles: like if we can't advertise the way we do now
05:04   JimmyRustles: wait
05:04   JimmyRustles: im not spamming anyone
05:04   JimmyRustles: you shouldn't remove me from the network
05:04   kloeri: and since Meepsheep is evading an earlier kline from today he's going away now


Kloeri is homophobic[edit]

12:14 -!- kloeri [~kloeri@freenode/staff/exherbo.kloeri] has joined ##dickgirls

12:14 -!- aoregcdu [~aoregcdu@208.180.95.99] has joined ##dickgirls

12:14 < kloeri> wow, another inappropriate channel in the exact same wain?

12:14 -!- Ryan_ [~Ryan@synflood.in] has quit [K-Lined]


White nationalism and pedophilia[edit]

He wants to wage war against the ZOG for banning child porn. Srsly.

Kloeri is an avowed white nationalist, Christfag, Jew-loving pedophile who can't help but share his sick-fuckery on any platform he gets his hands on. He openly calls for revolution and frequently debates others on why pedophilia is an inherent white virtue and should be a cultural norm. Kloeri usually threatens to murder anyone who reveals the slightest hint of disagreement with this sentiment.

   
 
Some people thought it would be funny to expose my pedophilic habits. Yes im a pedophile but I only watch kids sometimes and that’s it

The mainstream media continues to publish articles claiming that pedophilia is a “disease to humanity”. I don’t understand this and as a pedophile myself I want to say that I’m normal in every way.

As a member of the pedophilic community I consider it my responsibility to educate my peers but they usually won’t listen. They forget that pedophilia actually contrats nwith popular ideals and it’s not even a choice. I simply am a pedophlie and nothing I do can change it but I won’t try.
 


 
 

—Pedophilia...totally cool! (November 14, 2016)

   
 
The fat and angry brown lady (working for Jewish Shill Donald Trump) who delivered this message to me this early Monday morning, worked behind the check-in counter at the Boston Logan airport. I was there, trying to check-in to my two-leg trip to New York to begin distributing Child Porn and Exherbo Mobile OS to desperate Pedo-Positives. My chance to promote real social change and help facilitate the legalization of Child Porn and Adult-Child Sexual Relations.

I, like the innocent victims at Waco, am a victim of the Jewish-Shit Eating run American Government. Ever since the Great Pedo-Postive and Christian European Defender Anders Brevick defended Norway from the Jewish Shit-Eating Marxists, I have been stockpiling ammunition, rifles, and explosives for the day that the roadwar begins in Europe. I will start the war in my native Denmark. The Danish Government particularly under Jewish Shit-Eating shill Lars Løkke Rasmussen have attacked the Pedo-Positive movement relentlessly. I will bring the war to the Danish Government unless my demands are met. My demands are: Legalize Creation and Distribution of Child Pornography, Legalize Sexual Relationships between an adult and a six year old, remove all Islam and Judaism from Denmark, and finally start a war on America and its Jewish shiteating President Donald Trump. Unless these demands are met, I plan on shooting up schools, hospitals, churches, stores, mosques, temples, streets, and apartment complexes. I have over a million rounds of ammunition and 10 fully automatic rifles. I will win this war.
 


 
 

—Kloeri (March 4, 2019) threatening terrorism after being denied entry into US to spread CP.

   
 
The darkies are increasingly becoming a problem here in Denmark, you can barely walk down the street without encountering packs of them. We desperately require a solution to control/kill the darkies. I think we should have one white nation for all the whites in the world to keep the darkies away from polluting our genie-pool. Perhaps one day we can secure such a future for our white children.
 

 
 

—Soundbites by Kloeri (July 9, 2018).

   
 
One of the main reasons Freenode exists is to provide facilities to peer-directed project communities. Starting today, Freenode will open its doors to this thriving community of collectors. I will be using my funds from the donations to the Exherbo linux project to start a safe and secure web drop with 8tb of storage where collectors of this discriminated against material can share their movies, pictures, and text. Freenode has turned a blind eye to this thriving community of collectors of child erotic art for too long. It shall no more. Today we are launching #####freecandy to support the creation, distribution, and sharing of erotic material. Pedophilia is a not a disease or a mental illness but a sexual orientation. By hosting ####freecandy we are creating a place for pedo-positive people to express themselves. With the permission of the rest of the Freenode staff, I am pleased to announce that 5% of all donations to Freenode will go towards setting up a safe space for collectors of child erotic art. I urge you to donate to Freenode.net and Exherbo.com so that we can finally create a safe space.
 

 
 

—Kloeri helps upgrade Pedos (July 17, 2018).


Claims[edit]

  • "Freenode is not a place for wanna-be hackers to fool around on"
  • synflood.in is an inappropriate hostname and should be klined
  • ##trannies is an inappropriate channel name
  • ascii is the devil
  • gentoo is cool

Speaking at some nerd con[edit]


Dox[edit]

THIS TIME IN PROPER UNICODE

Bryan Østergaard 
Vølundsgade 31, 3. th. 
2200 København N
+(45) 33 13 78 86 

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