Kloeri
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If every kingdom needs a king, then here is the King of the Land of Autism. A Danish freenode oper, wanna-be gentoo developer, and unapologetic kiddie fiddler, kloeri卐 (power word: Bryan Østergaard) spends up to 22 hours a day online, the other two reserved for self-pleasure. Bryan hates any and all actions that could be described as even mildly fun on the freenode network, and will K-line any chatter who breaks "his" rules. Because of his personality (or lack thereof), he has become a common target of freenode trolls (as well as accusations that his daddy fondled his little-kloeri), much as SlimVirgin is to Wikipedia.
It's his way or the highway, buddy: no ascii, no colors, no transsexuals, no forcing, and above all, no fun.
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Spergin[edit]
If there's one thing kloeri hates more than fun, it's those who cause it, especially dongforce chatters. Kloeri has shut down numerous attempts at dongforce's peaceful merge with freenode, making a bigger jackass of himself with every jupe.
"Spam"[edit]
03:31 aggrav8d: what!? 03:31 aggrav8d: what do you want? 03:32 aggrav8d: stupid spambot. 03:32 <-- aggrav8d [aggrav8d@S01061c7ee58cff25.vc.shawcable.net] has left #dongforce ( ) 03:36 --> boxbeatsy [~aaron@user-64-9-233-69.googlewifi.com] has joined #dongforce 03:37 maractus: hi 03:47 --> spammer [~mebo333@217.55.36.34] has joined #dongforce 03:47 spammer: ji 03:47 spammer: hi 03:47 spammer: any spammer here? 03:48 <-- spammer [~mebo333@217.55.36.34] has left #dongforce ( ) 03:49 <-- bubblebuddy [~bubblebud@216.157.87.105] has quit (K-Lined) 03:49 kloeri: since you guys won't take a hint and stop the spamming I'm closing this channel 03:49 --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce +Pi] 03:49 maractus: whos spamming? 03:50 kloeri: you should be able to guess that on your own 03:50 maractus: look our irc is always under attack from irc.grove.bz 03:50 maractus: some dumb meta trolsl 03:50 maractus: *trolls 03:50 maractus: i think the spam can be counteracted without the closing of this channel 03:50 kloeri: and now you no longer have to worry about this channel 03:50 maractus: ok then (?) 03:51 kloeri: the real question is if your other channels should also be closed but we'll find out soon enough I guess 04:04 --- kloeri has changed the topic to: This channel is closed due to spam 04:04 --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce +t]
Mass kill (good job opers)[edit]
21:29 @kloeri: okay, you guys clearly are clearly on the wrong network as your little #wikipedia-en showed 21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce -ooo [df]maractus [df]LadyPeanut [df]Elvis_Clay] 21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce -oo gay_irl [df]Meepsheep] 21:29 <-- ChanServ [ChanServ@services.] has left ##dongforce ( ) 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: :0 21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce +Pif ##you_have_got_to_be_kidding] 21:29 [df]LadyPeanut: .. 21:29 [df]LadyPeanut: ( '`< 21:29 [df]LadyPeanut: )( 21:29 [df]LadyPeanut: ( ----' '. 21:29 [df]LadyPeanut: ( kloeri ; 21:29 [df]LadyPeanut: (_______,' 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 <-- [df]LadyPeanut [~ladypeanu@67.221.255.15] has quit (K-Lined) 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 [df]Meepsheep: 21:29 <-- [df]Meepsheep [~h@76.74.158.231] has quit (K-Lined) 21:30 <-- [df]Elvis_Clay [~IceChat7@136.148.2.39] has quit (K-Lined)
Pure rage[edit]
05:02 kloeri: no more silly games 05:02 kloeri: I'm tired of the spam related to this channel 05:02 --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce -oo VunKruz LadyPeanut] 05:02 JimmyRustles: i haven't spammed anyone 05:02 JimmyRustles: i'm just trying to rustle some jimmies 05:02 kloeri: and I'm tired of you guys thinking you can ban staff when we complain about your spam 05:03 +Quietlyawesome94: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book 05:03 JimmyRustles: If you pierce the eardrum, you will hear a loud pop, followed by a lifetime of silence. 05:03 Meepsheep: kloeri, y you take our ops away D: 05:03 JimmyRustles: what's the best way to get users to our channel? 05:03 +Quietlyawesome94: "He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue." 05:04 kloeri: if I see or hear about any more spam related to this channel I'm going to forcibly close the channel and remove all of you from the network 05:04 JimmyRustles: like if we can't advertise the way we do now 05:04 JimmyRustles: wait 05:04 JimmyRustles: im not spamming anyone 05:04 JimmyRustles: you shouldn't remove me from the network 05:04 kloeri: and since Meepsheep is evading an earlier kline from today he's going away now
Kloeri is homophobic[edit]
12:14 -!- kloeri [~kloeri@freenode/staff/exherbo.kloeri] has joined ##dickgirls
12:14 -!- aoregcdu [~aoregcdu@208.180.95.99] has joined ##dickgirls
12:14 < kloeri> wow, another inappropriate channel in the exact same wain?
12:14 -!- Ryan_ [~Ryan@synflood.in] has quit [K-Lined]
White nationalism and pedophilia[edit]
Kloeri is an avowed white nationalist, Christfag, Jew-loving pedophile who can't help but share his sick-fuckery on any platform he gets his hands on. He openly calls for revolution and frequently debates others on why pedophilia is an inherent white virtue and should be a cultural norm. Kloeri usually threatens to murder anyone who reveals the slightest hint of disagreement with this sentiment.
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Claims[edit]
- "Freenode is not a place for wanna-be hackers to fool around on"
- synflood.in is an inappropriate hostname and should be klined
- ##trannies is an inappropriate channel name
- ascii is the devil
- gentoo is cool
Speaking at some nerd con[edit]
Dox[edit]
THIS TIME IN PROPER UNICODE
Bryan Østergaard Vølundsgade 31, 3. th. 2200 København N +(45) 33 13 78 86
See also[edit]
External links[edit]
- His personal website - Watch out for pedophilia justification and Nazism
- hex's ytmnd dedicated to his love of freenode and kloeri
kloeri fanpage by jakk(Site down)- Another ytmnd
- kloeri
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