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LeafyIsHere (Real name: Calvin Vail/Marquez)AKA Titface / Chin-chan's illegitimate brother is a 13-year-old Chipmunk lookalike who pretends to be 22. He has no chin; which makes him look like Dr. Seuss characters. This explains why he has the voice of a toddler being fucked by Kevin Smith. Leafy is so fucking autistic that he started out by doing shitty Minecraft videos, before he was literally kicked off the servers for being too much of a retard and edging on how much he wanted to fuck everyone's mom. And in order not to scare away the spergs watching his shitty videos, he has moved on to CS:GO where he plays missions that require zero human interaction. Recently he finally lost his virginity, when Whitney Wisconsin let him cum inside her, if he promised to bark and not wear a condom.
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Remember Retsupurae? Titface is just like the latter years of that, meaning that he is in fact more cringy than the cringe he presents. So despite scraping the bottom of the barrel for content to shit out, the people Leafy talks about always ends up being cooler than him, since they are not him, and probably know how to shower. The titles are so click-bait that it puts Buzzfeed to shame. THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET, THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET EARTH, THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THIS WORLD, and so on and so on. He also uses tits and bulges to attract more peeps, and he is such a faggot that Pyrocynical of all people was able to take his format and slightly improve it. He spends his days covering YouTube drama while CS:GO surfing hoping that one day God will mercifully kill him before his sub count dips below four million.
Emo Faggot is Dead?[edit]
Leafy hasn't uploaded a video in over a year, some speculate that this emo faggot probably killed himself; however, this is highly unlikely because he's too much of a pussy to become what everyone wants him to be.
Update: The absolute faggot actually did it! He killed himself on July 4th, 2018.
Update (again): He had some shitty interview with Kuntstar sometime in October 2018. This is the same subhumane who said "Depression isn't real, just work harder" and praises a double chinned subhumane with the voice of a deflating balloon (AKA Ben Shapricko). So it's quite fitting, actually.
Fanbase[edit]
Titface's fanbase is composed almost entirely of edgetard faggots and 10 year old kids who will defend their sugar daddy Leafy to the death. These fags will always revert to using "KYS" (Keep Yourself Safe) as a response to most negative comments, and will proceed to throw a temper tantrum in public like the mentally deficient midgets they are. Another reason those fags tell people to KYS is because they can't comprehend more than a handful of words in their vocabulary.
LeafyIsQueer VS H3H3Productions[edit]
After going after an autistic fedora-wearing fat fuck who started crying like the NEET loser he is, as this is the only target that Calvin could have any chance of defeating, he started getting some flack from H3H3 productions, who called out this chin and ball-less motherfucker. This single video ignited quite a shitstorm between H3H3Productions and LeafyIsHere, dividing YouTube and creating a seemingly bottomless reservoir of lulz. Unfortunately, the video that made Tommync2010 cry was taken down by its creator, and an apology video took its place.
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Leafy VS. Evalion[edit]
Leafy got triggered and butthurt when the YouTube user Evalion made various lulzy and /pol/-esque true videos about evil Jews and loving the great Heil Hitler. He responded to her by making a typical leftist crybaby attack video against her, calling upon his 3 million 12yo fanboys to mass-report her until she got b&. His autistic attack was successful, and she was terminated (twice) after a two day insurgency conducted by these cocksuckers. Way to be satirical, coward.
Unstirred, Evalion responded to Leafy on Twitter with a video "exposing" him for being a Nazi.
Leafy VS. Idubbbz[edit]
Leafy got triggered once more when Idubbbz made a content cop on him. Idubbbz is now hilariously the top video when you search for "leafy" on YouTube and the hashtag 
#nochin was trending on Twitter the day the video was released, not to mention it got #1 on Trending. After the video, he started losing thousands of subscribers and his 12yo fanboys started to mass-spam his Twitter until he made a response. He eventually did, but it was very weak, much like his chin. After realizing how dumb he looked, he started deleting comments saying that his response was very weak and debunking points he made in the video. Not to mention, he blacklisted "idubbbz" and "chin" for his comments section like the insecure fucking dipshit he is.
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The domain of leafyishere.com 
even linked to idubbbz' video, but now it is just a desolate wasteland of nothing.
The Fall Of A Tyrant[edit]
Last Saturday, a video uploaded by some neckbeard looking sperg named Nick calls Leafy out for being a complete sack of shit for using him and several other Jewtubers to gain fame for himself.
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OMG LEAFY IS BACK!!!1[edit]
On October 18th, 2018, Keemstar tweeted out that he will do an interview with Leafy the following week. Leafy's aspie fangirls pissed themselves from hype to see their living god come back, even for just a small interview. On October 25th, the video released.
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See also[edit]
- Tit-face
- chin-chan (his illegitimate sister?)
- I am 12 and what is this
- Counter-Strike
- Faggot - what he is.
- MrRepzion - another faggot
- Evalion - b& by his faggot fans.
- Generation Z
- Clickbait
- Unfunny
- Whitney Wisconsin
- Misha Silenosti
- fouseyTUBE
External links[edit]
LeafyIsHere - avoid- LeafyIsHere - tell him to kys
lanes777lol - His Skype. 
Leafy - troll his Facebook- Calvin Marquez - his personal Facebook - (archive)
His twitch
His personal Google Plus- For fun search Vail.- His personal Info
- SWATTED
- Watch as he loses subcribers in real time.
- Leafy's Porn Hub channel
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