Sick fuck
You see, if you have a sick fetish, you can probably find a whole forum devoted to your fetish on the Internets. This forum will be full of hundreds or even thousands of people who will tell you that your fantasies about raping your sister or eating people are completely normal. So instead of overcomming your disgusting tendencies and bettering yourself, they'll encourage you, tell you your shit doesn't stink, make you think your shit must be embraced, not just by you, but by the rest of the world. You'll then procede to draw or write about your fantasies and put them on DeviantART and Love Shy.
The Internets is writhing with sick fucks — individuals so messed in the head that they are actually difficult to ridicule, simply because their degeneracy outweighs any witty banter or sarcasm we could muster up. Doesn't stop us from trying, however. Sick fucks aren't all bad though; the sick fucks at jj.am have brought much lulz to us, as has the sick fuck who wrote Raping Little Suzy.
The best example of a sick fuck ever given: John Lockhart, Esq., also known as ohbutyouwillpet. This monster is the very personification of a sick fuck, and was on America's Fifteen Most Wanted until he was captured in June 2005.
The presence of sick fucks on livejournal has given rise to the phenomenon of public e-stonings. If you're a baby rapist, fake cat death fabricator or parenticidal maniac, expect all the little LJers to rush to your journal to watch the train-smash and record their disapproval while at the same time trying to share a little part of internets history, because sick fucks make history.
Sick Fucks are usually found fapping violently to child porn whilst browsing /b/. Sick fucks are also known to read Cyanide & Happiness comics when they are deprived of lulz. (Even though for a normal person, C&H would actually drain lulz.) Many sick fucks could be found on wikipedia, such classic wikipedo superb assholes as Bsadowski1 (russian pedophile king, Jewbo's top & bottom bitch), Jamesofur, Fr33kman, Griffinofwales, PMDrive1061 aka Vietnamese jungle rapist, Barras, J.Delanoy, aphaia aka jap child ho!
| —Gamera1985, explaining his nub fetish | ||
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The Supreme Lord Of All Sick Fucks[edit]
And now, a message from a true sick fuck (moar copypasta):
"This is a very embarrassing confession actually but I'm going to come out of the closet today may.21.2005 what I have to say is weird... I have this strange turtle fetish...I get very aroused when I see small turtles. I just get so turned on I just want to put the turtles down my pants and let their oh so smooth shell rub my penis... I'm not just horny when I see small turtles it's much more then that I had a dream of doing kinky things with turtles... The dream went like this... It started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" etc. And there I was wearing a leather suit with a whip and I was whipping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds I don't know where it came from but I was very aroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there... Rubbing my penis... I'm glad I've got that off my back." HOLY FUCK: Doing turtle punch wrong
The Sick Fuck's Anthem[edit]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoyDqFy5pU
Fuck this Gaytallica shit.
Listen to the superior original version (and read the original lyrics)
So fucking what!
Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you
Well I've sucked sweets.
I've sucked rock
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
and I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I've rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
And who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you
And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you, you
I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this
I've fucked that
I've even fucked a schoolgirl's platt It's "twat", you pillock.
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little fuck
Well who cares, who cares about you
And who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you, you..
So fucking what
How to know if you're a sick fuck.[edit]
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person getting raped you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who has not yet graduated middle school, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is being fucked by a relative, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is restrained more than a criminal in an electric chair, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is in significant pain, drowning, or is dying you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is cut open and/or has organs hanging out of their body, you are a really sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is fatter than the world's fattest man, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person in which something is rapidly expanding - and it's not a dick - you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person in which something is going into a hole - and it's not a dick - you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person stretching their ass, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person drinking piss or eating shit, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person pretending to be an animal, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person wearing a fursuit, you are a really sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an drawn image of something that is not human, you are a really sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is dead, you are an incredibly sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an real image of something that is not human, you are an incredibly sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to hentai depicting a romantic relationship between a human and an animal, do the world a favor and become an hero.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of something that is not living, nor ever was living, you are far beyond a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an ED user, congratulations, YOU ARE THE SICKEST FUCK!! Here's a gun. Use it wisely.
- If you have EVER created such images for other people to get off to, you are even sicker of a fuck than the above.
In short, the average Anon and Jap.
Average sick fuck's agenda.[edit]
- Get abused as child. (Preferably from Michael Jackson)
- Get internets.
- Piss in your bed routinely until you're 12.
- Piss on a homeless person, proceed to t-bag them afterwards. Show them who's boss.
- Kill animals as a child.
- Set fires around the neighborhood.
- Buy a fursuit or Guy Fawkes mask to try and fit in.
- Download furry or child porn.
- Create an account on Motherless.
- Fap to any shock images and shock sites.
- Raep and Kill someone (preferably a small child). Extra points if you engage in necropedophilia. The youngest sick fuck to receive maximum points can be seen here.
- Turn emo.
- Become An Hero.
- ????
- PROFIT.
Videos of sick fucks[edit]
Galleries[edit]
What every sick fuck owns[edit]
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General Sick Fuckery[edit]
...are..
...very related.
Republicans are sick fucks too.
Furfags find this attractive.
A sick furry fuck ready to assrape you in his pig suit.
Nintendo fanart by a sick demented fuck
MOAR cock tf, totally consensual
All furfags are sick fucks.
What Marty does in his free time.
A sick fuck, wants cartoon girls to strap-on dildos and fuck him in the ass.
No, just no. Pokemon hentai? What is this faggotry?
Fairy mutilation kit.
A sick fuck in his fort.
A sick fuck is brought to justice.
This comic proves that furfags are definitly sick in the head.
An example of sick fuckery that can only come from the pedophiles on imgsrc.ru.
Mark Foley lurves shotacon.
if you fap over pregnant little boys, you're a sick fuck, i came -Fixed.
The best way to deal with sick fucks.
Asians are known for being sickfucks
if you fapped to the last pic
Alternate way of dealing with sick fucks.
Oh god what
Shemale fetish?
Pokemon fanart.
JollyJack being a sick fuck like his idol.
Average sick fuck fantasy.
ಠ_ಠ Wtf is this shit?
Needs no description...
An entire summary of guro fetishes all in one image.
a cheap alternative to calf brains (if she's as mexican as she looks)
Sick Fucks fap to Chechclear.
All furries are sick fucks, but some more than others...
He looks pretty board. Get it!? Because, because he has a board through him! HA HA HA HA HA
Sick fucks always start the day off with a nutritious breakfast.
How sick fucks sneak into the womens' shower room.
Sick fucks like BMEzine
Yargggghhhrr
How sick fucks get drunk, apparently.
Why sick fucks should not be allowed at the disney store.
The guy who enjoys this kind of thing is a sick fuck.
Ash is a sick fuck.
DarkNekogami is a sick fuck.
right click → set as desktop background
Sick fucks love dissected-chan.
Toys given to children that will make them develop into sick fucks.
Set this as wallpaper to scare the fuck out of people.
Sick fucks imagine shoving pigshit down renamon's
mouthass.
Disturbed children,or school for sick fucks.
Sick fucks cutting each others legs off.
A sick fuck's desktop
Not even I can save this one.
A sick fuck stuck his cock in there.
Maneaeve raping your eyes. Just when you though furry art was sick.
Look at his hand...
The here pictured cocks
Animal fuckers agree.
Every bronie's dream.
Tito is also a sick fuck.
A quick guide to measure how much of a sick fuck you are
Bronies are sick fucks
Feminists deficate and menstruate on the Flag of Islamic State
Croatia was during the rule of Ustasa (1941-1944) a Paradise for Sick Fucks
See Also[edit]
- VonHelton
- Abigaille
- Ann Liv Young
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto
- Atimon
- August Underground's Mordum - A movie with multiple examples of sick fucks.
- Avery Chicoine
- A Walking Aphrodisiac
- Azure-Neon
- Aydin Paladin
- billoon45
- Bleedman
- Bob Rehahn
- Bubblegum Husky
- Chibiyima
- Chris Forcand
- Chris Chan
- Comicality
- CumOnPrintedPics.Com
- Dalhusky
- David Firth
- DisneyFan01
- Dreadnought
- Dolphinsex
- Don Henrie
- Dorian Thorn
- Dracoguard
- Duke Otterland
- FemaleGoodra
- Germany
- GG Allin
- Gothzilla
- Hotheart123
- Japan
- Jasha Lottin
- Josef Fritzl
- Kaoru Yuuka
- Kathera Lockharte
- Kimmo Alm, the sick fuck owner of AnonTalk
- KittenBellNSFW
- InSaNe-REYNARD
- LittleCloud
- Love Shy
- Marjan Siklic
- Max Hardcore
- Michael Woodmansee
- Midori Shoujo Tsubaki
- Minami-Kousaka (good sick fuck)
- Motherless
- Brony
- Matthew Nicholson
- Nick Bate
- Pamperchu - For wearing used diapers
- Poop.mov
- Ray Jones
- Raukue
- Sapphy-Dracases
- Snapesnogger
- Saw
- Softpaw Magazine
- Sonbreezie (used to be; has an itching fetish)
- Sonmanic
- Teruchan
- Thomas Donato
- TV Tropes
- Valis77
- The AR Archive
- TheWetRabbit
- You
- Uncle Anon
- Waluigis-girl
- WarpMyMind.com
- Wikichan/Tito
- Vera
- Omnipolitics16
External Links[edit]
- melted nostril chocolate
- Sick fuck in action.
- 21 year old black guys love to yiff,
- Necrophiliacs,
- Amputee fetishists
- A real live itching fetishist
- And dog fuckers, oh my!
- Softpaw: Vol 1/Issue 1
- A perfect example of a sick fuck.
- "Rabbit Crushers Go Free: 'Animal Torture is Legal in China'" - rabbit crushing and animal abuse porn is legal in China!
- Anon /b/ (also has beastlolality)
- This combined with the below is physically painful (I thought that was impossible!!!)
- Furry musicals
- SnuffX.com Thousands of pictures and videos that sick fucks can fap to.
- Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?
- The ultimate fantasy of a sick fuck PHISHING SITE
- "Is it normal that I love incest porn and kinda fancy my sister?" Answer: No you Sick Fuck!!!
- The website of a fucking sick Frenchy amputee fetishist, Gamera1985
- Trannies are sick fucks-Trannies believe it it more progressive and tolerant to sell child sized dildos to families of "transgender" children.
