Sparkledogs

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Sparkledogs are the most recent and popular fad sweeping the preteen population of devianTART. The Sparkledogs have taken the Lapist "fursona" and added arm warmers. They've gained their nickname from their horrendously mismatched color schemes, ridiculous hyooman hairstyles, and useless accessories so numerous you'd wonder how the fucking thing would be able to move at all (How does a dog put on headphones? it is a *~mystery~*). Creators of sparkle bitches tend to get a little fucking INSANE when it comes to "copyrights" and owning every single color under the spectrum. When they aren't circle jerking in their little high school-esque cliques they're screaming "MINEMINEMINE DON'T STEAL TAKE THAT DOWN NOW!!1" at each other instead.

VanillaKitsune is their goddess and they gank her already ripped style to no end. In fact, the easiest way to identify a sparklefag is to simply judge by her front page(because all the kiddies usually associated with these atrocities are bisexual 16 year-olds).

NOTE: Everyone wants internet fame for coining the term Sparkledog. Since everyone is too pathetic to find another way to feel special, don't believe anyone.

If only all of them knew they're ugly...

Telltale Signs

Typical sparkledog creator.

4chan weighs in on sparkledogs.

Typical sparkledog artist

Does the artist:

A) Conceal their shitty grasp of anatomy under piles of poofy fluff?

B) Plaster annoying watermarks over art no one would have the mind to steal?

C) Have a sparkly pixelated Technicolor puppy for an icon?

D) Draw EVERYTHING AS A DOG?

E) Have a vaguely VanillaKitsune/Disney-like style?

F) Go batshitfuckingnuts whenever you use a color that was previously used on one of their characters?

G) Draw "art" that looks like it was shat all over by a spastic retarded clown?

H) Make a comic with lots of stereotypical wolf characters that no one gives a shit about?

I) Act like you listen and take honest critque but really just keep drawings the same shit over and over?

J) Say that you love your haters?

K) ALL OF THE ABOVE?!

If so, it's likely that you've spotted one of these socially inept bitches around. 4 out of 5 EDiot doctors recommend dousing your eyes with some prescribed eyebleach after viewing such retina-damaging material, then proceeding to laugh at/troll these crazy kids to hell and back. Every one of them's fair game.

These blindness-inducing manifestations from the psyches of bratty 13-year-old scene furries are enough to send any sane reader's head driving into the nearest brick wall. What's sad is that these kids actually think drawing this shit makes them an artist. They also can't take constructive critique worth shit - if you want to piss one of them off, that's the easiest way to do it.

It's also worth pointing out that most Sparkledog characters are born and die in just a single ref-sheet. Or at least this is what happens in their creator's gallery, since the sole purpose of over 99% of these characters is getting fanart of them. And since every Sparkledog looks anatomically the fucking same, a brilliant tactic to gets loads of attention with very little effort consists in drawing so-called "adoptables". This is, the artist draws a single doggy lineart, and colors it over nine thousand times in MS Paint, with the rainbow colors and senseless marking of all their Sparklebuddies creations and adding wings, horns, and faggotry like that when it corresponds.

However, keep in mind that not all sparkleartists are unaware of how much of a disease this trend is. Some are so knowledgeable they keep contributing to it!

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Ain't it the truth

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Sparkledogs In All Their Technicolor Glory

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Anorexic hooker dog!
Note the flowers, gems, tail, unicorn horn, wings and ridiculously bright colors.
Oh God, it's animated.
It is common knowledge that sparkledogs fart sparkles.
Now with mecha-wings.

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IT'S TOTALLY ORIGINAL
OOOH SEE THAT GIRL....WATCH THAT SCENE, DIGGIN THE SPARKLE QUEEN.
Rainbow ears.....the creator is obviously gay.
Huge noses totally turn me on.
Not even drug addicts see these sort of creatures.
DAMN NIGGA
This dog needs moar stitches.
how does a dog know what iPod is?
What is wrong with her face?
That's what it gets for having such tiny ankles.
Obnoxiously huge tails turn me on.
I want to fucking shoot it.
What the fuck is a dog going to do with all those stupid accessories?
Looks like that thing from the Rita cartoons.
SUPER KAWAII!!1!
I see your dog likes hairclips - my dog likes to lick his balls.
Happy? He's FABULOUS!!!
If you see this creature IRL call a doctor.
Crap even by Sparkle dog standards.
This sparkledog has ears as big as your mom's ass.
Probably feeds on green jizz.
Sparkledog love
DIGIMANZ!
Don't copy, or you'll be just like the rest of them.
NEEDS SOME SHINY DESU SHADING PLZ
Totally punk rawk!
Leg warmers on dogs.
Rainbow tail, a common trait of sparkledogs
What a lovely design.
Oh God...
Note the crotchwings.
OH SHI-
It looks more like a malformed horse than a dog amirite??
chubbylol
I hide my ugly under piles of fluff. n_n
Gradients are the next cool thing!
LET'S START A RIOT!
WARNING! HEAVY EYE PROTECTION NEEDED!
I really don't know what to say
Oh, it appears I've been impaled with a sword...
YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT!
FUCKING AMAZING PINK HAIR!
Hermaphrodite dogz r su kwl.
Newton never would have thought about those tails.
WE HAVE A WINNER!
I like accessories. n_n
"She considers her brother her mate. xD"
KAWAII! n_____n
Ugly boy plushies NOT OPTIONAL!!1
How hideous. Is this really supposed to be seducing me? Epic fail, plz.
Since when do wolves wear garter belts?
FAILED FURSONA. What a fagggot.
LETS ALL COPY VK!!1
What the fuck is it?
Piercings on dog is SO COOL AMIRITE???
KAWAIIDESUPRETTYNESS n___n
Buttwings.
Fucking killed my eyes...
Patterns. ^-^
Like something a retarded second-grader would make in art class.
ITS LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD- er...dog
MY EYES, MY EYES
What the hell is "Aqueous Lupus"?
It just never ends
Craaaaap
HEY THERE TRIXY ^-^
Fucking beautiful
A pokemon dog with a globe on it's ass.
FANTA FANTA
Looks like someone's been going a little too heavy on the drugs
Wing piercings on dog
Another dog with headphones.
A sparkledog that can turn into a phone??? GENIUS!!!1
MOAR scene hair on dogs!
OBEY!
WTF?!
RAINBOWRIFFIC! ^-^
AQUAFRESH
My pet rat can draw better than this!
I'd really like to know what this is
WARNING: LSD IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
Rnbw haer on dawg
WE WISH YOU A SPARKLY CHRISTMAS AND A DESU NEW YEAR ^___^
What has an overload of piercings, too many accessories to count, and colors that make no sense? SPARKLEDOGS!!! ^_____^
Rainbows + antennae = GENIUS
AIDS
Please tell me this is some kind of parody
Note the blatant color clash
Complete with gravity defying tail ^-^
Pink + heart markings + 404 piercings = SPARKLE!!!!
I'm a pretty mermaid ^0^
Gotta love them mismatched colors
Over 100 hideous colors went into the making of this sparkledog.
There is no part of this anatomy that makes sense.
Purple, pink and rainbow galore!
Dogs with imaginary friends.
rainbows! ^-^
How very aptly named.
The worst part: it's barely recognizable as a dog.
^_^
A pink poodle with butthearts by the sparkledog princess, [Faeora]
I take three hours every day to get my hair just right. n_n
This is technically a gloom dog, but....
How do these people come up with these things?!
OMG, UNICORN DOG!, SO KAWAII!
wtf is this shit?
You can be happy and unhappy at the same time? I srsly didn't know that! Lyke for realz! This is definitely product of an overactive 16-year-old mind. Ohwait! [Lolipopscake] is only 11. My bad!
Oh kawaii symbols and glowing ^_^;;;;;
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The birth of a sparkle dog.
The prettiest of them all.
AWOOOO
The deadliest sparkle dog ever?

Gloomdogs

As the name suggests, instead of shitting rainbows these creatures see the dark abyss that is life. They also buy their collars from Hot Topic. Admittedly, gloomdogs are not always easily distinguished from sparkledogs, as they will most likely have a rainbow-colored garment on them, which is no surprise.

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It's like Green Day only faggier (somehow).
Moping in the snow is hardcore.
Craaaawling iiiiiin my fuuuuuur-
Fuck, why?
Apparently dislikes stereotypes...

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Sexy? My ass.
GLOOMDOG.
DEATH DAWG!
My daddy raped me when I was little ;_;
Where's my razor?
Maybe it's emo because it's gay?
Gay emo dog
This isn't a dog, it's a "Fluorescent Wolf"
That's not blood. It's Kool Aid tears!
Is there a doctor in the house?
Wtf is even going on in this picture?
I iz part dinosaur. Rawr.
You spelled it wrongz.
Long legs are looooooooong.
If it's tongue freezes stuff... shouldn't it be frozen?
Yes, my eyes are in agony too.
Big hair are bbbbbiiiigggg.
I waz perfct but noaw I'm notz. D':
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IRL Sparkledogs

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JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE call PETA!
To see this color scheme in all it's glory, please get drunk.
No, sex with her is still bestiality.
No, clothing doesn't help.
Yes, they paint the nails, too.

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I'm a DRAGON!
raver dog Fer realz.
Prettying up the World's Ugliest Dog.
Gay Pride pup?
I'm also a DRAGON!
In China They do Pandas.
Something to please all those brainless Jack Sparrow fangirls!
One of the closest things to an IRL Sparkledog.
Spiderman knockoff.
One day, dogs will have their revenge.
He terrifies those with any form of good taste

Sparkleanimals

And as if Technicolor dogs weren't bad enough, now the SPARKLY SENSATION is slowly spreading out to contaminate other innocent animals as well. Will this sickening virus ever be stopped?! Not as long as there are 16 year old girls with access to prismacolors out there...

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