Hypno
Back in the days of Pokémon Red and Blue, when the Psychic-type reigned supreme and raep'd everything in its path, there was simply no excuse for not having a Psychic Pokémon on your team. Why, with the ability to tear their enemies minds apart through psychokinetic power, you'd be stupid not to have one - motherfuckers got their shit stabbed the fuck up if they didn't. That was just how people rolled back then, you get me?
But while it was common to see trainers packing an Alakazam or a Mewtwo, there was one Psychic-type that you seldom saw anybody using.
And there was a very good reason for that.
Biology[edit]
| —The chillingly vague Pokédex entry for Hypno, which seems to raise more questions than it answers. | ||
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Jew Hypno is the 97th Pokémon in the Pokédex and the evolved form of Drowzee.
A strange, disturbingly human-like, bipedal creature with yellow skin, cruel, slitty eyes and a prominent, beaky nose, Hypno has an odd appearance even by the standards of some of the other weird shit you see in the Pokédex. The creature invariably carries a pendulum in its left (or, sinister) hand, although no explanation has been given as to where it acquired such an object. Indeed, there is precious little information known about Hypno.
What is known, however, is that Hypno are able to use the power of hypnosis to put their victims to sleep and then feast upon their dreams. If they're not so lucky, it is likely certain that Hypno will then devour their innocence. And then their flesh.
Because of this, some Pokémon Professors argue that there may be some link between Hypno and another creature that preys upon children, although this has yet to be proven.
Hypno's Lullaby[edit]
Gallery[edit]
The last thing you see before the darkness takes you...
Hypno use trickery to gain the trust of the young and vulnerable.
The origin of Hypno.
You are feeling sleepy, Misty...
Advice Hypno.
A canon Hypno attack from Pokémon FireRed.
Sometimes, Hypno work together to bring down larger prey.
Trainers are advised to steer clear of those with a Hypno on their team, as they are almost certainly planning to use their psychic powers to molest your Pokémon.
Yeah, he's a pedo, but fair play to him, he's quite good at yo-yo tricks.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOED!!
Hypno are sick fucks.
Hypno sneaks into Minecraft, in order to try and molest some autistic children.
Like a certain other menace to children, Hypno is also available in plushie form.
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Not To Be Confused With[edit]
 Hypno is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
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 Hypno is part of a series on Creepypasta [Scared?]
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