United Constitutional Patriots
The United Constitutional Patriots (a.k.a. UCP and Unhinged Cracker Posse) is an American right-wing militia group from Flora Vista, New Mexico, that consists of proud 'Murikan patriots who work hard to uphold the Jewnited States constitution and keep Old Mexico out of New Mexico.
In April of 2019, the UCP began to make the news for doing the U.S. Border Patrol's job and rounding up more than 5,600 asylum seekers who had attempted to enter the U.S. via the New Mexican desert. Naturally, the liberal fake news media, Southern Poverty Lie Center, and gAy.C.L.U. quickly branded this clear-cut case of non-citizen's arrest as "kidnapping" and began to bitch and whine about how these horrible, racist vigilantes were violating the human rights of innocent Mexicunts who had done nothing wrong aside from being caught breaking the law.
After their "Commander" was arrested by the FBI on April 22, 2019, it was quickly alleged by (((the feds))) that members of the UCP organization had been training to assassinate several prominent Antifa supporters including Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and George Soros. The assassinations would have presumably been carried out by marinating some wooden stakes in garlic and holy water and then driving them through their hearts, but unfortunately the plans didn't go anywhere and noone died.
—Jim Benvie (archive) |
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Batshit Begins[edit]
The United Constitutional Militia group was founded on Facebook on February 24, 2016, and had its name changed to United Constitutional Patriots a mere three days later after they realized that their acronym of UCM would likely appear as the word "CUM" to their dyslexic and illiterate member base.
The group was founded by a washed-up, 70-year-old Elvis impersonator and convicted felon named Larry Mitchell Hopkins (a.k.a. Larry Mitchell King, Johnny Horton Jr. and Nick Horton) who is known for being completely off his rocker and believing that he's working under direct orders from Dubya.
—CUM's mission statement (archive) |
The TL;DW Video[edit]
—MISSION ACCOMPLISHED |
Libtards React[edit]
—María Martínez Sánchez and Kirsten Greer Love, being stupid liberals (archive) |
—New Mexico Attorney General Hector Balderas, being racist (archive) |
—Michelle Lujan Grisham, supporting criminals over her state's citizens (archive) |
Libtards Harassing UCP Members[edit]
Citizen's Arrest[edit]
—The Governor of New Mexico, not knowing what a citizen's arrest is (archive) |
—New Mexican Law (archive) |
See Also[edit]
Foreign Links (Currently Detained by UCP)[edit]
- Jim Benvie on Facefuck
- F.B.I. Was Told That Militia in New Mexico Planned to Kill Obama and Clinton
- Larry's mugshot
- Larry's older arrest
- Larry's 2006 arrest report
- Hopkin's arrest affidavit
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