CNN
They became sort of (not really) relevant when they became the Anti-trump news network , resulting in being branded (rightly) "Fake News" by everyone, and then getting butthurt at a gif and threatening to dox a 15-yearoldboy.
Communist Reporter Jim Acosta gets b& from the White House after brutally assault-raping a woman when he refused to hand over over the microphone when he was whining about the 2018 midterms. The media defends him with the insane conspiracy theory that the video of Acosta was "doctored" with no evidence whatsoever along with a mad-lad going by the name Jayrulo (there are many people with such names everywhere but we think that this is likeliest responsible above all) who offered ten thousand bucks to dox the woman Acosta had assaulted. LOL!
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Hosts[edit]
Anderson Cooper[edit]
A literal faggot with a program called 360, which probably should be called 180 considering how often he change his position and how much he likes to 69. Born a literal millionaire this balding man bought his way into a career in television.
A true professional
CNN Loves Rape[edit]
If you have been watching CNN recently as of NOVEMBER 2017
CNN has been talking about rape non stop!
Rape is one of the worst crimes anyone can commit the lowest of the low.
So why is CNN obsess with Rape when Fox news actually reports on real news.
Conclusion CNN loves rape.
S.E.Cupp[edit]
With nowhere an S or E or even a B cup, the name is as authentic as her supposed atheism.
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Fake news and a fake atheist
Glenn Beck[edit]
Cutting off people when mentioning Wikileaks[edit]
This was of course deliberate. If you slow down the footage like in the gif below you can see that actually mixes (or transitions) from the person speaking to colorbars. This would not happen if the signal was interrupted. Video mixers and switchers 
does not work like this. Color bars are an internal feature of the mixer, and not the default goto for an interruption in the feed.
CNN Gets A Scoop of Brainfreeze[edit]
On May 11th, CNN showed that there is no level they will not stoop to. In a segment as utterly retarded as it is irrelevant CNN showcased how much they are the old Fox News of the new left. President Emperor Donald Trump invited over some journalists for a meal. As dessert for a chocolate cream pie, The Donald had the audacity to actually have two whole scoops of ice cream, instead of the poor journalists who only had one. But were they the same size? The public needs to know. In order to find just one single person that actually gave a shit, they had to scour the entirety of Twitter, where they finally found one person, with a whopping 22 followers. He responded to a verified left-wing journalist's tweet, who despite having nearly 200k followers, only got 4 replies, 13 likes and 33 retweets. Thus proving the law of Sickboy.
Having been watched by more than 70000 people, (that's just online), you'd think the featured tweet perhaps had gotten some traction. But you would be wrong. Despite being on the News, it only got a measly 3 retweets.
This means that CNN has a CTR (Click Through Rate) of 0.002%, if we reckon that 150,000 people saw this sad excuse for television.
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CNN somehow managed to outdumb Fox News when they were calling Obama anti-American for eating disgusting Dijon mustard on his burger.
Compare that to the CNN video.
Fact-checking CNN[edit]
If CNN can keep a straight face when it contradicts reality in ways that absolutely anyone can check, how reliable do you think the rest of CNN's reporting is?
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Literally Fake News[edit]
When London Bridge Attack 2017 happened CNN needed to try to convince the good people of the earth that Islam is actually a religion of peace. But as we all know, it isn't. So CNN had to stage a protest (with 6 whole people) so it at least looked like some Mudslimes are against terrorism.
LinkUsing The Same Girl To Be Saved By Rapefugees Multiple Times[edit]
Project Veritas on CNN's Russia Narrative[edit]
CNN Blackmailing a kid over a gif[edit]
After a kid made a funny gif where President Emperor Donald J. Trump bodyslams another person with the CNN logo poorly applied to their face, CNN lost their fucking shit since Trump actually tweeted it.
LinkClearly this warrants that CNN, a news organization, allegedly, to use all their manpower to find the guy behind the meme, and then blackmail his ass.
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To add insult to the self-inflicted injury that CNN has brought onto themselves because they got offended over a FUCKING GIF, even the likes of Brianna Wu are fucking condemning it. This is reality, we wish were joking.
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See Also[edit]
External links[edit]
Sargon of Akkad laughing at CNN, again- 'Fake news': Trump tweets glee as three CNN journalists resign over Russia story
- CNN producer on new O'Keefe video: Voters are 'stupid,' Trump is 'crazy'
- CNN faces backlash over story on Reddit user who posted Trump wrestling GIF
- CNN ACCUSED OF BLACKMAILING THE REDDIT USER WHO MADE TRUMP WRESTLING MEME
- #CNNBlackmail: Network blasted for ‘threatening’ Trump meme creator
- CNN’s ‘#CNNBlackMail’ hashtag of shame
- CNN lets Jew psychotherapist promote cuckoldry (Archived: 1
2; proof of his kikery: 1 2)
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CNN is part of a series on Fox News [Over To You] |
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| Featured article July 9 & 10, 2017 | ||
| Preceded by HanAssholeSolo |
CNN | Succeeded by ED Recruitment Drive 2017 |
