Kyle Forrest

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No, srsly. Even he knows it.

Kyle Forrest is a Canadian Paul Fetch supporter who had his ass handed to him on July 27, 2008. He is also an admitted homosexual and Jew. He has, on several occasions, met with Catholic priests for blowjobs and finger slamming. A die-hard attention whore, Kyle will do fucking anything for YouTube hits. He publicly began hunting down individual Anons' dox for release to Paul Fetch and BodyXpolitic. He even found one guy's P.O. box and said that the fucking Canadian mounties were going to "hack" it. When his dox leaked as a big fucking case of karma, he claimed that anybody who called his phone was harassing him and would be reported to the local police. Terrified of Anonymous, Kyle can currently be found making shitty computer tutorials on his gay YouTube channel.

Kyle's demise[edit]

Them fukken mounties will getcha.
Lets see what we has in teh e-mail 2day ;-)
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Kyle Forrest doing what he does best, failing.

At least 100 years ago, a couple of winrars retrieved his password and immediately posted gay pornography, guro, and other things that Mr. Forrest faps furiously to. While obtaining his password, they hacked into his Gmail account and promptly sent suicide letters to his closest family members, with whom he has ongoing incestuous relationships.