Senator Barack Hussein Obama
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VERBEUGT EUCH VOR EUREM FÜHRER BARACK OBAMA
Senator Black Hussein Obama, also known as باراك حسين أوباما, Baruch ibn-Baruch al-Husseini al-Obalamiya, Baraka Hussein Abu Oumama, Rabbi Barry Herschel Soetorowitz, Barack Osama, That One, Barack the Magic Negro or Black Jesus was the 44th President of the United States of America. He defeated John McCain for the prize of being the next fuckwit to run the country even further into the ground. In 2016, he was succeeded by the God-emporer of mankind; Donald J. Trump.
To retards like Glenn Beck and Fox News fans, Barack Iraq "Saddam" Hussein Obama Bin Laden Jr. is an unpatriotic Islamic Manchurian candidate, a Raghead posing as a Christfag who may even be the Antichrist. Of course, because he is a nigger, he probably would have just tried to steal the election if he didn't win, although some have argued that this conjecture doesn't follow considering Dubya stole the election despite being a Whitey. Others have countered that Dubya's actions are proof that rap music and prominent black culture are corrupting America.
To retarded Democrats and Daily Kos readers, Barack Jesus F. Kennedy Christ is a messianic cult leader, the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy born as a black Jesus come to save America from six years of Iraq, eight years of George W. Bush, and two centuries of white guilt.
Scientists have deemed it "impossible" to determine which side is more retarded, and have asked the public to refer to the Bible for answers.
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America's 2nd 3rd Oreo President[edit]
As he was born in Kenya, Obama's ancestors were never slaves, therefore giving him no right to whine about slavery. This meant he had to find something else to complain about; politics. With his black sense of entitlement and his white personality, Obama set out to take over the world last Thursday. Obama is terrible at dancing, but he can still sink nothing but net over the white boys from the three-point line.
A drug-addicted terrorist, who is to Democrats the messiah. Some also believe that he is the devil himself and shall bring about the end of days. Additionally, the media liberal dipshits are now somehow fashion police and told his nigger ass that he had to wear a piece of metal or he would be even more of a terrorist.
Obama rose near the top of the presidential pack by parroting off the word "change" without even suggesting what kind of "change" he wants so voters can decide whether it happens to be "good" change or "bad" change. Additionally, he has very little political experience and actually believes this eminently qualifies him to be president above the other candidates in the field. No, seriously.
Additionally, reports have suggested that Obama has taken many of Hillary Clinton's ideas and simply passed them off as his own. While some are upset with Obama's potential plagiarism, others have acknowledged that it is just Obama's negro tendency to steal things off of white people. To quote Kevin Hassett, John McCain's economic advisor:
Gay sex and drugs[edit]
As with all politicians, Barack Obama is not without his dark secrets and shadowy past, and since Obama is black, this trait is amplified. The following is a video of some guy who says that in 1999, Obama used and sold crack and cocaine as the two drove around in a limousine. This mysterious individual then goes on to claim that he also performed oral sex on Obama! While this would initially seem detrimental to Obama's chances of winning the presidency, one must remember that the individual was most likely Hillary Clinton who is in fact not an actual human. We must also remember that a cokehead and a sex fiend have already served as president of the United States, however separately. Obama counters that no one would actually want to fuck this guy, so the stories must be false. Although these claims have yet to be validated (they're clearly true), the video still makes for excellent trolling material.
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What is in a name?[edit]
For moar on Obama's hilariously questionable name, we turn to the experts. To rapper and beacon of wisdom DMX, Barack Obama ain't no fuckin' name, as poignantly divulged in an 
XXLmag.com interview:
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2008 Presidential Campaign[edit]
Nigrajamas[edit]
In a shocking and lulzy much shock and lulz were had when Hillary Clinton featured a negative campaign ad about national security or some shit. The ad is set at 3:00 AM, and the country is going through a terror attack or something. Apparently, there's a phone ringing at the White House, and Hillary Clinton (in full business attire) answers it. The ad is supposed to convince you that Clinton would be better suited to deal with this situation. However, noone really cares whether this is actually true, because the viewer's attention is lost within the first 15 seconds when the letters "NIG" could be plainly read on a sleeping child's pajamas. Why Clinton chose to use this specific stock footage for her campaign remains unclear. Some argue that it's because she's racist, while others say that it's because she doesn't like niggers. Naturally, the internets soon went ablaze in fierce debate, even though Hillary is completely correct in suggesting that nobody wants a nigger answering his/her call of distress at 3 in the morning. Below is the original campaign ad along with some links to the ensuing shitstorm. Additionally, many parodies of the ad can be found on YouTube. Although it shouldn't need to be stated, TROLL FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
In an even lulzier twist, the delicious loli featured in the ad, Casey Knowles, says she actually prefers Obama, and denounces the ad as fear-mongering. According to her mom, when Casey shook Obama's hand, she cried and trembled.
Obama's Pastor[edit]
HOLY FUCKING RACISM, BATMAN! It turns out that Obama's long time Christian Pastor, Jeremiah Wright, is anti-American and batshit crazy. Last Thursday, rather than preaching to his gathering about how to better their lives or the lessons of peace of the Bible like pastors with normal skin, Pastor Wright went on a crazy, lulz filled rant on the various ways in which black people are oppressed in America. Many Blacks agreed but told him to STFU for fear of scaring white voters who believe black people are totally equal now. While Obama denounced Wright's comments, he refused to disown the pastor himself, saying he was 'like family'. Obama then used the event as a launching-point to speak some inspiring bullshit in a Philadelphia speech about race -- resulting in respectful acknowledgment and carefully-worded analysis by the Old Media.
Running Mate[edit]
Being a terrorist nigger, Obama selected Joe Biden as his running mate for the specific purpose of being able to call his administration the Obama Bin Biden Administration. Others vetted include The Man in the Yellow Hat, The Man in the Yellow Turbin, Osama Bin Laden, and Bill Ayers.
Deez Nuts[edit]
On July 8, 2008 Reverend Jesse Jackson, bored with not being in the news, expressed a strong desire to emasculate Barack Obama. While Jesse Jackson was preparing for an interview on CNN, a camera recorded Jackson talking with a friend of his about the Democratic presidential candidate. Specifically, Jackson described an elaborate process by which he would forcibly remove Barack Obama's testicles with a sharp implement because of something he'd seen on the Cosby Show.
The last public threat against a presidential candidate's nuts was in 1884 when Grover Cleveland swore loudly into a megaphone that he would soon have rival Samuel J. Tilden's shrivelled old man balls swinging from the highest tree in the union.
After they found out that Jackson's threat had been captured on video, CNN called both the Obama campaign and Jesse Jackson to tell them about the contents of the tape before they blabbed about it to the rest of the nation. This provided Jesse Jackson with an opportunity to pre-emptively apologize to Obama before Republicans could start telling jokes about it.
No one takes Jesse Jackson seriously anymore. Not even his own son, Ill Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. (an actual politician) who took the time to call the old man out.
Jackson's surrender:
The Real First Black President[edit]
Barack Obama is not the first black man to be in office. Warren G. Harding's opponent ran a "he's-a-nigger" campaign and provided evidence that Harding's grandmother was a jungle bunny. The country ignored this, and elected him anyway. Most historians regard Warren G. Harding as the worst second worst president, right after the first gay president. Clearly, America does not learn from its mistakes.
Presidency[edit]
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Family Life[edit]
George Obama is the evil half twin brother of Barack Obama (who surprisingly has a normal last name unlike real baboon names such as Oomfoofoo Mutanbe). When not seeking out white wimminz to make love to, he can be seen roaming the slums of Africa claiming to be a drug dealing kingpin. Despite accusations of getting arrested for buying weed on the streets of Kenya, he claims like every single other nigger that he was set up. Little is known about him besides the fact that he likes to smoke weed. Plenty of weed.
Gallery[edit]
Nig. Magazine. Your Source for Everything Nigger
A nigga in touch with his roots.
Baraka Obama
Live long and die of swine flu. Amirite?
January 20, 2009.
An honorable Anon fixed Fox News' mistake.
Some pundits have criticized Obama's black person name.
Osama for Obama
Obama and his lovely wife.
Obama chasing after young white girls at a local beach.
I Believe
Typical Obama voter
Obama supporters gather in Washington.
An informative and unbiased comparison of Obama and John McCain.
FULL SPEED AHEAD.
Typical Obama supporter
Coke and BJ Party.
Extreme Ad
Conservatives argue that Obama is too extreme for the White House
Loves 4chan
There is no change. Evar
Is dat some mexican food?
What did you expect?.
mmmm.
If elected, what moving in day will look like
Pic made by the fundies at raptureready.com.
Senator Obama Floating
Obama has a reputation for telling the truth.
Wikipedia: OBAMA DID WTC
The infamous picture of Obama in a turban
Propaganda, amirite?
A political cartoon, by our favorite pundit Christian Weston Chandler, Age 26 1/2.
The unbridled enthusiasm of Obama supporters brings back memories of an earlier, happier age.
Typical non-black Obama supporter.
Any resemblance between father and son is completely hysterical!
The New Dolla'!
Surprise buttsecks
Onyango doesn't afraid of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus.
He cannot when Texas
Yes, we will!
Obama - Master of Disguise.
Remember Amlitzer! Job Truniht demands CHANGE!
fix'd
He campaigns in EverQuest!
This is the video game that got him the younger generation's suppport.
Supporting America's automobile industry.
Click for free KFC* (*Terms and conditions apply)]]
C.ome H.elp A. N.on-islamist G.et E.lected.
Obama catering to the gay community.
Obama billboard. Not racist.
Hillary Obama 08!
Obama's Layzor brings change.
Obama being a badass.
Typical Obama supporters, Seriously WTF?
NWA?
Obama caters to weeaboos.
Obama is overjoyed at being elected.
All Obama voters get a free Obama Caricature dildo paid for by the upper class' tax dollars.
Obama is endorsed by Rita.
Obama gets more furry support.
Okay. WTF! Furries must really love this guy...
Obama the furry faggot.
The pic of Obama fucking that red fox has affected his place in the polls.
Barrack Jewssein Obama is not my fresident.
Blatant racism
What redneck Indiana thinks about his 'victory'.
Obama is a total Prince of Persia cosplay
Obama's campaign slogan.
This is what you see when you die
No caption required.
Oh look baseboll
All hail
Chillin' at the office
Baraquaman
HURRRR I'M A PLANE
Obama wants change
Pretty much explains Obama's situation
Follow the Leader
Support Obama by buying this t-shirt!
Recent Fox News reports also indicate that Obama was involved with the Habbo Pool Raids.
OBAMA POKEMANS
Obama brainwashing a young American voter
Better start stretching!
SHOOP DA WHOOP
Another word for progress
wut
Change: Can you spare some?
Starting January, Obama will officially begin his Chocolate Reign
teh rezults!
Obama, disapproves of your Blaggotry.
Barack Obama's running mate.
Obama's favorite card
Obama on Inauguration Day
TROOF
President Obama presidentially flossin'.
The Rapture is nigh.
Don't tread on me.
Petting a canine in strict violation of Sharia Law; notice tissue paper on left hand and conflicted demeanor. Aryan dawg do not want.
The New Yorker successfully trolls Obama.
Black on the outside, white on the inside.
America won't put a cross next to a black man unless it's on fire.
Obama in second stage battlemode.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBAMA
Fox News asking the tough questions.
Like every Libtard before him
KFC LOOTER
Ready on day one.
Obama and Osama partying hard.
Obama campaign shirt "not racist"
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
black person
Almost slipped up.
The Black House, kool-aid and KFC
Barrack JewSSEIN Obama is not my fresident.
Where Obama got his campaign poster idea from.
Is Obama gonna have to choke a bitch?
Pools Closed, now supported by the President Elect.
That one '08!
Fags know who to vote for
A new age begins.
From BarackObama.com.
Brightness+33%, Contrast+8%
= White Obama!
MJ could have saved millions...
Obama's new poster, showing how he relates to Harvey Dent but instead looks better with half his face gone.
Obama's new campaign slogan.
Is Obama gonna hafta choke a bitch?!
Barack and Bob share views on many key issues.
Emancipated Negroes love Emerald Nuts
His name is Dr.Barackso, he's the rock and roll canidate.
One cracker, one bullet - Obama describes his future policies
The revolutionary
Obama receives the most important endorsement of his career.
Damn... I gots to stay 'way from dat 'Dro
A Mother's Prayer
MY PATRIOTISM. DO NIGRAS KNOW ABOUT IT?
The real reason many white people are afraid of Obama winning.
Obama's got style
Obama, aka The Plunger Master (not a shoop)
Badass Obama is badass
The Transition Blues
What happened to the Oval Office?
The payoff - a special presidential treat
What Barnes and Noble thinks of Obama
How Obama won the election.
See Also[edit]
- Donald Trump - succeeded him as POTUS.
- John McCain
- Hillary Clinton
- Islam
- Muslim
- Terrorist
- Mark Essex
- Nigger
- Rod Blagojevich
- W
- Rahm Emanuel, Obama's pick for Chief of Staff.
- Warren G. Harding, who made it as America's first president with African-American heritage 88 years earlier.
- Osama
- ULTRANIGGER
External Links[edit]
- Official presidential campaign site
- Hussein 4 Prez
- Jews Against Obama
- Is Barack Obama the Messiah?
- The Assassination of Barack Obama -- The Art Exhibit
- Obama's Church -- Unashamedly black person, Unapologetically Christian
- Black Value System Concepts -- A Nigger Manual for Niggers.
- Black Value System Apologetics
- NiggerObama.com
- FISA vote leads Supporters To Doubt His Promises
- Both Ways Barack
- Obama poster maker - Oh exploitable
- George luvs weed
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