Edgy
| —Daria, hitting the twisted, rusty nail on the head. With a 4,000lb sledgehammer smeared with the brains of retarded babies. | ||
Edgy (from the Old English ecg meaning 'corner, point, sword, dead baby jokes') is a word commonly used OTI to denote things that are shocking, provocative, uncompromising or avant-garde or that are dark, scary and gothic in nature.
Although, once upon a time the word may have been used unironically, nowadays, "edgy" is almost always derogatory in nature, denoting that the edgy person in question (commonly known as edgelords) are sad, attention-seeking and immature fucktards who need to do something productive with their lives.
Ironically, despite their inconoclastic nature that drives them to love shocking and offending people, most edgelords are incredibly easy to offend and upset themselves, usually simply by pointing out how incredibly childish and stupid they are.
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Things That Are FUCKING Edgy[edit]
- 2001 A Space Odyssey
- 4chan
- Alt Right
- Atheism
- Being a furry warrior.
- Being a supreme gentleman
- Bill Hicks - and that goes double for all the faggots that quote and misquote him constantly
- Cringe threads
- Communism
- Contrarianism
- Cutting
- Dead baby jokes
- Deadpool
- Dennis Leary - who's like Bill Hicks, but for cunts.
- Deviantart
- Donald Trump
- Doopie DoOver
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Family Guy
- Fedoras
- Fight Club
- Fight videos
- Flag burning
- Gamers, especially "Hardcore" ones
- GamerGate
- Garth Ennis
- Goth
- Happy Tree Friends
- Hot Topic
- Irony Most idiots that try to use this word fuck it up with sarcasm
- Kabbalah They try to sell it as Judaism after dark but all it is is Wicca with menorah and yarmulkes. It's intersting to note that Kabbalah means To Receive in Hebrew and that's why so many young Jews follow Kabbalah: because they're on the receiving end of ass kickings and they think that like rich white kids becoming Satanists, it will give them some special insight or relationship with GOD that will make them better or stronger than their tormentors.
- Katanas
- Kill la Kill
- Kirby. Apparently.
- Libertarianism
- Linkin Park
- Metal - pretty much 'edgy - the musical genre'.
- Speaking of which, nu metal. (no duh!)
- Modern day Feminists
- Nathan Drake... like for real.
- Or modern day female Nathan Drake to all sad lonely virgins out there.
- Nazism
- North Korea
- Pro-lifers
- /pol/
- Pokémon
- Randy Stair
- Rape
- Dubai Ruler
- Rick and Morty
- Sargon of Akkad
- Satanism
- School shootings
- Social Justice
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Suicide Squad
- Swearing
- The Joker
- The Punisher
- Vampires
- Wanting My Little Pony to be M rated.
- Wanting Star vs. the Forces of Evil to be M rated.
- Warhammer 40,000
- World of Warcraft
- Yo Gabba Gabba
YouDisregard that, while you may try to be edgy, you fail horribly at it.
Things That Are Not FUCKING Edgy[edit]
- Kittens
- My Little Pony
- You (even though you try)
- Cheezburger
- Encyclopedia Dramatica's offended page
- TheAmazingAtheist
- s4s
- 8chan
- Kabbalah It's Judaism after dark. It teaches magic spells that let you make Golems you can control.
- NORP
- Social Media
- Sonichu
- Battlefield
- Call of Duty
- Counter Strike
- League of Legends
- Retards
- Hellsing
- Berserk
- Peta
Edgy FUCKING Gallery[edit]
HR is serious business.
Ricky Gervais is 2edgy4u.
Edg, Edge and Edgy.
The edgemaster's stronghold. Note the swastika flag, not one, but two Joker posters and, my personal favorite, the roll of toilet paper on the bedside table.
Where edgelords buy all their trenchcoats, fedoras, fingerless gloves and spiked collars.
The League of Edgy
Edgelords of the Galaxy.
You've not impressed Darnell.
Bronies are frequently edgelords,
usuallyalways as a means of compensating for their gay love of a show for little girls.
Edgy as fuck, brah.
The Joker is pretty edgy.
You trying to be FUCKING edgy.
Garth Ennis greets his father.
Even the edgiest can sometimes cry
It's always Punishment Day in The Punisher 2099.
Edgy FUCKING Videos[edit]
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Edginess as a FUCKING excuse[edit]
Recently, teenaged angst and edginess have been used to excuse bad behavior, including but not limited to the following:
- "A crippling Helldump addiction"[1]
- Being a Nazi, and providing oral and anal pleasure to weev.[2]
- Being a pedophile advocate.[3]
- Being a Nazi.[4]
See FUCKING Also[edit]
- 13-year-old boys
- Being an Edgelord
- Doopie DoOver Fucktardthat thinks she's the edgiest of the edgelords
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Epic Ween
- EXTREME ADVERTISING
- I told you I was hardcore
- Trying too hard
- Sootyjared
- Randy Stair
- Sarah Jeong
Not To Be FUCKING Confused With[edit]
- SxE - Although it's entirely possible to be edgy and straightedge all at the same time.
| Edgy is part of a series on LERNIN 2 INTERNET 
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Pitfalls: Aspierations • BLANKING IN PROGRESS • Charming Naïveté • Delete fucking everything • DOIN IT RONG • Edginess • Failing it • Internet tough guy • Kids on the internet • Legal action • Liberalism • Mental illness • Mod Sass • Skript kiddies • Sob Stories • Trolls • Unrealistic Expectations • Unwarranted Self-Importance • Waaaambulance Previous Hiscores: PROTIPS: |
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