Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II
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| —Bryce Williams, proving that #BlackLivesMatter | ||
Vester Lee Flanagan II, aka Bryce Williams, born October 8, 1973, was a proud gay black man from Virginia, cat lover and staunch GamerGate supporter. Flanagan was forced to shoot his way out of a situation where he was attacked by a journalist and her cameraman due to his selfless and courageous demands for ethics in journalism. "My bullets have the Charleston victims' initials on them" was his battle cry has he heroically shot down his former news colleague during a live broadcast during the morning of Wednesday, August 26th, 2015.
Proving that he, as a proud gay black man, is competent enough to use social media, Bryce Williams amazed the world by filming the shooting from a first person perspective (Although he still fucked that up by filming it in portrait mode), uploading it to Facebook, and left behind a Twitter account with all his life photos made exclusively for journalists. Two hours after the shooting he had enough time to find a fax machine and send his 23 page manifesto to ABC News. Once police finally closed in on him, he did the honorable thing and ended his residency upon this mortal coil with a bullet to the head.
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Early Life[edit]
Vester Lee Flanagan was raised as a devout Jehovah's Witness and was very popular throughout school, managing to become class president, prom king, and editor-in-chief of the school newspaper all in his senior year. He discovered his calling in life after he watched Gayniggers from Outer Space and paved the way for all gay niggers in journalism. Because he was a black homosexual, he suffered from discrimination at the hands of all his employers and was paid well below minimum wage, an injustice he would later resolve by winning numerous out of court settlements against the jew owned media. During this time Vester paid his bills by moonlighting as a gifted gay prostitute, where he gained numerous powerful connections in both State and National Congress as well as the local police departments.
Postal[edit]
Bryce Williams was a former reporter for WDBJ and was the victim of racial discrimination during his Emmy award winning coverage of the Charleston shootings, subsequently fired on the grounds that he's a gay nigger and replaced with a blonde cave bitch with a neo-Nazi background. Thankfully, Bryce was moonlighting as a gay hooker at the time so he was still able to feed his cats. Inspired by the #BlackLivesMatter movement, Bryce loaded the clip of his 9mm Glock 19 and approached 24 year old Alison Parker as well as her cameraman, Adam West, while they were interviewing some old hag at 6am about fuck knows what and proceeded to unload his weapon at point blank, sending everyone but the old lady to the next plane. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his camera steady enough to record the actual kill-shots. Bryce revealed in his 23 page manifesto that he was inspired by the Columbine and Virginia Tech shootings, and was very upset about the shoddy ethics in video game journalism.
Twitter[edit]
During his rampage Bryce was kind enough to alert the entire Internet to America's Funniest Home videos showing himself executing the news crew himself. Unfortunately Twitter and Facebook have no interest in BREAKING NEWS so they immediately banned him. Luckily for us Bryce sent a number of faxes to various media outlets to tip them off about the incident before anyone had a chance to white wash it. Despite the news anchors trying desperately to cope with their cronies getting a cap in their ass they were forced to continue their broadcast for the lols. Now here's Jim with the Weather!
Gamergate[edit]
Shortly after the incident, a brave soul came forth to speak with the media about Vester's deep rooted connections to Gamergate. Gamergaters scurried to remove any evidence of his involvement, but the rabbit hole was too deep and eventually journalists picked on the trail. Vester was known for his long, infuriated rants against ethics in gaming journalism and that feminists were trying to take over the entire industry. It's also noted that Alison Parker was a female gamer, and anonymous posters came forth to detail how Gamergate supporters were encouraging Vester to not only kill her but to film it as well.
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Pseudonyms[edit]
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Quotes[edit]
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Videos[edit]
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Gallery[edit]
Bryce loved his cats.
What a dashing young man.
Bryce as a reporter, being subjected to extreme racial discrimination.
Bryce was a God fearing Jehova's Witness.
At a 1988 fashion show.
Bryce, helping those in need.
News clipping of his lawsuit against old media.
One of the best reporters they had.
Such an adorable child.
He dindu nuffin.
Final tweets before logging out of life.
Full image archive of deleted tweets..
Doom 4 new gameplay footage released.
mfw you shoot my coworker on live television.
Bryce tells the weather.
mfw trying anal
Fallout 3 style
The Chocolate Rambo
Shake it, baby
GoPro ads are getting more intense
New Goldeneye footage released
Exclusive Fallout 5 footage
Bernie feels your pain.
Selfie taken by ex-cameraman
HE DINDU NUFFIN
Nice try, GubbyGrapes, but we found the same IRREDEEMABLE PROOF described in the news that UNQUESTIONABLY PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT that Bryce was, in fact, a GamerGator.
Standard Operating Procedure for a dindu
Alex Jones fapped to this false flag
YEARS OF CUSTOMER SERVICE EXPERIENCE
Close your eyes...permanently
On visiting Ft. Knox
THANK YOU; GIBBS ME DAT
TFW You dont analyze your Calamari
Graded Score[edit]
| Graded Score | |
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| Kill count: | 2/20 |
| Accuracy: | 12/20 Nigger, so shit-tier Acc. |
| Style: | 19/20 |
| Butthurt: | 12/20 |
| Bonus: | 17/20 Point blank pwnage & Infiltration bonus |
| Total Score: 62/100 (D) | |
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Related Articles[edit]
- Gay Nigger Association of America - Vester was a GNAA initiate
- Virginia Tech massacre
- Columbine
- Chris Dorner
- Umpqua Community College Shooting
- Nigger
- Dylann Storm Roof
- George Zimmerman
- Kimveer Gill
External Links[edit]
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Archive of Bryce William's Twitter feed while he live-tweeted the shooting - Lawsuit against Florida TV station in 2000
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Abdul Razak Ali Artan • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Ali David Sonboly • Alyssa Bustamante • Anders Behring Breivik • Baruch Goldstein • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Chris Harper-Mercer • Daniel Petric • Dmitry Vinogradov • Dylann Storm Roof • Elliot Rodger • Amanda Knox • George Sodini • Gerry McCann • Irvin Eugene Helton Jr • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Kimveer Gill • Kip Kinkel • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Logan Clark • Malik Nadal Hasan • Marc Lepine • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew Murray • Matthew de Grood • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Michael Carneal • Michael Ryan • Michael Woodmansee • Mutsuo Toi • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Robert Bales • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Sebastian Bosse • Steve Stephens • TJ Lane • Tim Kretschmer • Tyler Peterson • Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski • Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II • Wade Michael Page • Zac Penton |
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Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Hitler • Mao Zedong • Jack the Ripper • James Holmes • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy • Jeffrey Dahmer | |
| Terrorists: |
Al-Qaeda • Dzhokar Tsarnaev • Omar Mateen • Santa Claus • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Osama Bin Laden • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Sam Hyde | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Cannibal Holocaust • Paranoid personality disorder • Sick fuck • Murder • Jews • Police Brutality |
| Featured article August 27 & 28, 2015 | ||
| Preceded by Leonard F. Shaner Jr. |
Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II | Succeeded by Metafilter |
