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[–]DrunkAutopilot 112 points113 points  (13 children)

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I no longer want to have sex with my mother.

Progress!

[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK 73 points74 points  (11 children)

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I mean, you say this, but let's give credit where credit's due: if you've progressed from "I want to have sex with my mother" to "I do not want to have sex with my mother," that's a HUGE leap.

One most of us never have to make, but C'MON LET'S BE POSITIVE HERE

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    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

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    If your mother ever goes on reddit, finds out your username, looks at your history and finds this with no context, then it will be very, very awkward.

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      [–]Barboski 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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      do u lik 2 hav sex?

      [–]ArchangelleTheRapist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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      Lik if u cri evri tym.

      [–]DrunkAutopilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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      Yeah. It's really awkward turning around after the money shot to see u/GovernmentsGetGf standing there staring at you.

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        [–]DrunkAutopilot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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        Can't it be both?

        [–]BrokeCFO 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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        Want to wager the girl he is boning looks like or is similar to his mum?

        [–]porygon2guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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        Want to wager the girl blowup doll he is boning looks like or is similar to his mum?

        [–]Jacksambuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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        You get bored plowing the same woman every day.

        [–]Battlesheep 37 points38 points  (42 children)

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        Careful, he's like Beetlejuice: say his name too many times and he comes to spread his crazy.

        [–]BrokeCFO 30 points31 points  (41 children)

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        [–]Battlesheep 39 points40 points  (4 children)

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        NO!

        YOU FOOL! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!

        this ain't some benign kiddy shit like summoning Biggie Smalls or Cthulu

        [–]titan413 31 points32 points  (0 children)

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        [–]BrokeCFO 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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        Just call me Nero coz this thread gonna burn while I laugh.

        [–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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          [–]BrokeCFO 8 points9 points  (2 children)

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          Now click on the link and he will be here for sure.

          [–]shakypears 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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          ◕ ‿‿ ◕
          
            ✩✩✩
          

          do it

          [–]fuckadilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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          I clicked it and it just made my brain hurt. I sincerely hope that this is just another person who has created a caricature to get attention. If these are true beliefs then that is a tragedy waiting to happen.

          [–]The_Eschaton 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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          That ED page was something else. It's strange to have a picture to attach to the account.

          [–]pseudolobster 3 points4 points  (24 children)

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          That only works with reddit gold.

          [–]Epistaxis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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          I can't believe no one has given him gold.

          [–]BrokeCFO 2 points3 points  (22 children)

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          He lurks here.

          [–]Battlesheep 2 points3 points  (21 children)

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          and I think he regularly Googles himself to find people talking about him

          [–][deleted]  (19 children)

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            [–]GovernmentsGetGfs 0 points1 point  (18 children)

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            I don't have Google Alerts, you pathetic liar. You're always making shit up.

            [–][deleted]  (17 children)

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              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (16 children)

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              I can see referrals on my blog, you stupid twit.

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                [–]TheHoundsOFLove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                Think? Id put money on the fact that he has Google Alerts set about himself

                [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                  [–]BrokeCFO 7 points8 points  (1 child)

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                  /u/governmentsGetGfs likes to fap to furry porn of his mum

                  FTFY

                  [–]searingsky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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                  Your statement is redundant. Porn of his mom is automatically of the furry variety.

                  [–]Biffingston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                  Um.. dude?

                  Am I missing something here?

                  [–]voidcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                  IT WORKED! Hes here!

                  [–]BABY_CUNT_PUNCHER 56 points57 points  (43 children)

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                  I really feel like we need to stop posting about this man. It is obvious he is not mentally well and all we are doing is feeding his delusions.

                  [–]Klang_Klang 31 points32 points  (1 child)

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                  You are right, this popcorn tastes too salty. Too many tears in it.

                  [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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                  I'm on a low-sodium diet, but this shit is too buttery to pass up.

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                    [–]BABY_CUNT_PUNCHER 43 points44 points  (23 children)

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                    You clearly haven't been following this guy. He is the textbook definition of a half dozen mental disorders and has even admitted to being diagnosed with some of them but didn't believe mental disorders were real.

                    He is a ticking time bomb and is going to end up hurting himself or someone else.

                    [–]IAmTheRedWizards 5 points6 points  (20 children)

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                    He IS a ticking time bomb. His last post outlines that he feels it's morally okay to kill people he lumps in as "The Atheist Club". It's only a matter of time before he acts on these delusions.

                    [–]acerek 8 points9 points  (1 child)

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                    [–]TeeRexcellent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                    Jesus. That sounds like he's admitting to raping 3 or 4 women, and besides whatever landed him in jail.

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                        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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                        You forgot to put the text on a picture of scumbag steve. REMOVED

                        Edit: I...I didn't know I had the power. I'mma coming for you /r/karmacabal !

                        Edit2: Was just making a funny, no malice intended. RE-APPROVED.

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                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          Very much so, go submit that to /r/wtf, /r/funny, and /r/adviceanimals to reap that sweet, sweet karma.

                          [–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          kind of makes sense, if you go by the logic that making fun of fat people will encourage them to lose weight, then making fun of crazy people might make them want to seek out psychiatric help.

                          [–]MarvelousMagikarp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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                          Oh god, he'll be here any second now...

                          [–]Burnt_FaceMan 14 points15 points  (13 children)

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                          "Involuntary Celibacy."

                          [–]BABY_CUNT_PUNCHER 13 points14 points  (12 children)

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                          Except he is having sex.

                          [–]yasth 8 points9 points  (6 children)

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                          But probably not right now... so it still applies right?

                          Actually how long does it take to be re-qualify?

                          [–]titan413 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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                          Fifteen minutes.

                          [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

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                          Actually how long does it take to be re-qualify?

                          You're incel after you haven't been in a relationship or had sex with a non-prostitute for more than 6 months.

                          I am a semi-incel currently.

                          [–]yasth 1 point2 points  (3 children)

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                          So bed death (i.e. in a relationship, but no sex) would count after 6 months? What about extremely in frequent sex, (like once a quarter or something)?

                          (I'm honestly wondering here).

                          [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

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                          I am sorry, I don't think I used the right word in the first sentence. It's not or but and. Hence the second sentence where I say I'm currently semi-incel (my previous post doesn't make sense because I used the wrong word).

                          A relationship with no sex would make you semi-incel then. I am currently semi-incel because I occasionally have sex but am not in a relationship (against my will).

                          What about extremely in frequent sex, (like once a quarter or something)?

                          Well, now that I've explained myself it logically follows that you would still be semi-incel if you have sex that often but you're not in a relationship against your will (of course, this situation seems quite hypothetical).

                          This is just my definition but I think all people should accept it, unless they believe normal human beings never want a relationship.

                          [–]yasth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          Ah thanks.

                          [–]Burnt_FaceMan 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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                          Well, now he is.

                          [–]BABY_CUNT_PUNCHER 5 points6 points  (1 child)

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                          He still considers himself involuntarily celibate because he hasn't found love or some bs.

                          [–]Joraiem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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                          Because the girl he's having sex with is a "dumb bitch," as he says. So she doesn't really count.

                          Assuming that she actually exists and it's not just shitthatneverhappened.txt, which was my guess.

                          [–]BrokeCFO 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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                          To think he's getting more action than me cringe

                          [–]Battlesheep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                          same, then again, i guess he just wants it more if he's leading an internet crusade just to get his dick wet

                          [–]titan413 10 points11 points  (19 children)

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                          I have no idea who this is... can someone catch me up?

                          [–]BrokeCFO 23 points24 points  (4 children)

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                          Tried/wants to have sex with mom. Major SRD drama here a whole ago

                          Edit Thanks /u/uberbob79

                          And he was "involuntarily celibate" until 24 and thought that that it was the government's responsibility to get him laid.

                          [–]uberbob79 11 points12 points  (2 children)

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                          You left out the involuntary celibacy thing and the government is supposed to get him a girlfriend thing.

                          [–]Epistaxis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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                          If the government had any compelling interest in this at all, it would be the government's job to prevent him from getting a girlfriend at all costs.

                          [–]Aurailious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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                          Ohhh, that guy.

                          [–]solariam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                          link?

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                            [–]porygon2guy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

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                            He also likes to stalk women he tries to date, and has been arrested for posting death threats online against a woman who rejected him.

                            So, pretty much Chris-chan?

                            [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

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                            Almost all of this is not correct but I'll wait for you to show up, if you do show up at all.

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                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                              Oh, it showed up.

                              He also likes to stalk women he tries to date

                              Examples?

                              and has been arrested for posting death threats online against a woman who rejected him.

                              1. These were no death threats. You have no idea what a threat is.

                              2. When did I ever say she rejected me? Like, ever?

                              He likes to threaten to release her dox if people upset him.

                              Wrong. I never threatened to release anybody's dox is somebody "upset me" but I just tell doxxers who want to dox me that their actions will have consequences.

                              He's gone so far as to report them to the police because of "neglect". He's 24.

                              There's more than parental neglect in the term "neglect" in my country's law. Also, they did neglect my special needs when I was a child.

                              He thinks there is some batfuck "atheist conspiracy" to keep men from getting sex or some shit. I don't even know.

                              TAC isn't a consipiracy nor is it about keeping men from getting sex. You obviously don't know anything about my ideas.

                              The multiple diagnoses of personality disorders are the crazy cherry on top.

                              You mean those disorders diagnosed by hacks in less than an hour, that even other shrinks don't take into consideration?

                              Also, personality disorders are made up conditions.

                              [–]Americunt_Idiot 21 points22 points  (7 children)

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                              He's an infamous poster whose philosophy is like /r/theredpill only a thousand times worse, if that's even possible. He rants about being "incel," involuntary celibate, and thinks that him and other "incels" are owed sex, and that the government should supply them with sex workers.

                              The most hilarious/saddest moment was when he stated that he harassed his mother for sex because he "needed" it and cos he couldn't get it anywhere else.

                              [–]licoricesnocone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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                              I believe he has also been involved in physical altercations with his parents, and also requested sex from his therapist.

                              [–]darwinopterus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                              I don't even think TRP would like him, as sad as that sounds. They'd probably call him a beta for not going out there and getting sex/women for himself.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                              and thinks that him and other "incels" are owed sex, and that the government should supply them with sex workers.

                              The only thing that is correct about this is your nickname. In case you're not a complete retard like this person check my blog and see what my idea really is about.

                              http://governmentsgetgirlfriends.wordpress.com/867-2/

                              [–]smoothtrip 10 points11 points  (4 children)

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                              It is morally permissible to kill any TAC member for they would do the same to you.

                              Yeah, this went from a freak show to something very serious. This guy clearly has issues but now he seems very dangerous.

                              [–]AFRICAN_PILLOW_DUDE 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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                              what is TAC?

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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                              "The Atheist Cult", apparently.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                              Just to make one thing clear... My hatred of TAC isn't a hatred of atheists as in people who don't believe in god.

                              I am an atheist.

                              I just refuse to call myself that anymore because monsters have taken over the name so I now call myself a non-theist.

                              Anyway, I'm currently doing an article on TAC where I listed 20 or so of their characteristics.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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                              But TAC members have already killed millions of people. An example is how an incel is treated in a TAC society. He or she gets referred to a therapist, who does nothing to cure his or her incel. After the person doesn't get better the person is sent to a psych ward or, if deemed a threat to a society, in jail. They get no help at all and that is murder.

                              [–]TheWhiteUsher 16 points17 points  (3 children)

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                              More like Goverment Get Anti-Psychotic Medication, am I right, fellas?

                              [–]lurker093287h 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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                              iirc, he's admitted to having several personality disorders, antisocial personality disorder and borderline personality disorder and maybe a few others I can't remember exactly it was in an /r/drama thread a while ago.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

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                              he's admitted to having several personality disorders

                              No, I admitted to being diagnosed with several, all in very unprofessional and sloppy manner but in one case. I also claim that personality disorders are shabby science because they overlap so much that they can almost never be a one disorder and can't be equated with physical illnesses for anybody who knows some basic medicine. TAC members idolize therapists as gods and don't know basic medicine so they'd accept that a person could have 50 pd's if that many existed.

                              If oncologists diagnosed somebody with 3 cancers just like that than that entire field of medicine would be a laughing stock.

                              antisocial personality disorder

                              Never been diagnosed with that, good luck with finding where I wrote that. It would also be weird for me to be diagnosed with that while running a campaign to save thousands of lives. But keep making shit up.

                              borderline personality disorder

                              This is true but, like I said, it's shabby medicine.

                              [–]lurker093287h 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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                              Hello, We've been worried about you. I cannot speak about the validity of your diagnosis, I apologise for misrepresenting you. Sir in all good conscience I think you should take a break from this, perhaps concentrate on a different subject. I hope nothing bad happens to you IRL from your internet adventures and I wish you well.

                              [–]ttumblrbots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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                              SnapShots: 1, 2, Readability

                              [–]Abeneezer 3 points4 points  (4 children)

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                              Hey /u/GovernmentsGetGfs. I think you might have a problem /r/NoFap can handle for you.

                              [–]theroachsays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                              He'll become their David Koresh... inb4 he gets in a shootout and burns his No-Fap cult alive.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (2 children)

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                              Which problem are you referring to? If it is my inability to feel a vagina due to 15 years of wanking people have referred me to that part of reddit before but I don't need them to tell me that I shouldn't do it and why.

                              [–]Abeneezer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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                              Oh well then, how about /r/seduction? THEY must have an answer for you!

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                              Well, not really. My program is designed to help incels who are in deep trouble and who can't be helped by books or advice. I'd do this even if I had a gf.

                              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

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                              The Atheist Cult. These lunatics are slaves to political correctness and misandry, so dumb that they are destroying themselves in the process.

                              Has anyone explained to him what atheists are? And how he's probably one, too? I mean there can't be a God, to him, if he's been incel for this long. God would have sent him a woman.

                              [–]Battlesheep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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                              at least no Greek gods, they'll fuck anything

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (1 child)

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                              Just to make one thing clear... My hatred of TAC isn't a hatred of atheists as in people who don't believe in god.

                              I am an atheist.

                              I just refuse to call myself that anymore because monsters have taken over the name so I now call myself a non-theist. Anyway, I'm currently doing an article on TAC where I listed 20 or so of their characteristics.

                              [–]rabc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                              So it seems he still has no girlfriend.

                              [–]darwinopterus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                              The fact that he has gotten laid more in the past year than I have...

                              It's only a matter of time until he appears in this thread.

                              [–]solariam 3 points4 points  (2 children)

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                              Anyway, my point was that the feminist movement never did anything to make women improve themselves but was still able to push legislation, just like it's pushing more and more hateful legislation up to this day. It enabled women to get more and more privileges without asking them to improve themselves in any way.

                              LOVIN' IT

                              [–]darwinopterus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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                              If women haven't improved themselves, why does he want to have sex with women so badly?

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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                              The fact that you are able to ask such a question confirms that our evolution is going backwards.

                              [–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 1 point2 points  (38 children)

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                              How old is this dude?

                              [–]I_Shot_JFK_ 1 point2 points  (37 children)

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                              I believe he is 24.

                              [–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 1 point2 points  (36 children)

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                              Must be trolling then. I would get it from an 11 year old. At 24, just hire a prostitute if the situation is 'bad'.

                              [–]metaphysicalfarm 5 points6 points  (1 child)

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                              He's legit mentally ill. He may be presenting as 11

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                              Actually, I am mentally ill. Just far from a way you think I am. The fact I haven't updated my blog since late May/early June (except for J. Gandolfini tribute) is due to my mental illness. I have debilitating degrees of depression and mental exhaustion.

                              On the other hand, I have no cognitive impairments, which could hardly be said about most of you, as you're unable to even read properly. For example, my program has nothing to do with sex at all.

                              [–]allwordsaredust 1 point2 points  (29 children)

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                              I'm pretty sure, he said that he has fwb or something, but she doesn't count she's not girlfriend material or something.

                              [–]I_Shot_JFK_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                              Aw, how sweet.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (27 children)

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                              She isn't a gf material as she is a dumb, coarse hick. However, it doesn't matter anyway as she has a boyfriend now who she cheats on with me (actually, it's the second one she cheats on with me).

                              If she actually wanted to be my gf I'd have to comply to get sex but I would go on looking for a better person. Luckily, I don't have to pretend in such manner.

                              [–]allwordsaredust 1 point2 points  (3 children)

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                              How exactly is she cheating on you if in your words she's not your gf? Also, just curious, what's your opinion on girls that have difficulty getting boyfriends? Do they need government help too? If not, why?

                              Edit: Sorry, I misread the first bit, your english was fine.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

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                              How exactly is she cheating on you if in your words she's not your gf?

                              I think you need to read this again. I never said she's cheating on me. I said she's already cheating on a second boyfriend in a row with me.

                              Unless I made a mistake in grammar, which is possible, as English isn't my first language.

                              Also, just curious, what's your opinion on girls that have difficulty getting boyfriends? Do they need government help too? If not, why?

                              My opinion on girls that have difficulty getting boyfriends is...

                              • They exist. I am not one of those guys who claims they don't.

                              • One must be careful not to confuse female incels with female hicels. Most supposed female incels are actually female hicels, aka women who have too high standards http://www.love-shy.com/lswiki/Hicel. For example, there was one woman on my blog who claimed that she's incel but would never give an incel guy a chance. That is unreasonable. She is not really incel but hicel.

                              Also, there was a girl who said that she's incel because she fears men would rape her or something. She's also not incel, as that fear is unreasonable and is caused by feminist poison that makes many women fear men for no reason. However, I don't yet have a name for women who are unable to get boyfriends for that reason.

                              Do they need government help too? If not, why?

                              Of course they need government help too. My program allows men and women to join but only pays women. So, yeah, they would get help, it's just that men wouldn't be paid to date them. That is reasonable, as incel is mostly a male problem and many more men would apply. If my program paid both genders more men would apply and that would not be useful. The goal is to get these groups to apply

                              • incels, vast majority of whom would be male... female incels would still be paid but their main reward would be a potential boyfriend

                              • noncel women who are serious about giving incel men a chance - this is a group that needs to be motivated with money because if only incels applied there would be not enough women

                              The goal of the program would also be to weed out players, scammers etc.

                              [–]allwordsaredust 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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                              Sorry, my fault, I misread the cheating thing.

                              And I don't really see how getting the government involved would help. I think with what you're describing (and I may have misunderstood) wouldn't lead to a functional relationship. I mean, for one, one person being paid to be with another leaves an uneven power dynamic. What benefits would your system have over how things are, with the options of dating sites and such to meet people?

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                              And I don't really see how getting the government involved would help. I think with what you're describing (and I may have misunderstood) wouldn't lead to a functional relationship. I mean, for one, one person being paid to be with another leaves an uneven power dynamic.

                              This uneven power dynamic applies only to dates and imitates nature, where women are sought after and give out sex while men look for it.

                              Nobody is paid to be with anybody. Women are just paid to go on dates because the goal is to attract noncel women to the program. If the program doesn't attract noncel women it is doomed to failure because there simply isn't enough truly incel women to be with incel men.

                              So, no, this program doesn't pay women to be in relationships with men, it just institutes a dating service where women are paid for dates. Sure, there is a 30 date limit for unsuccessful dates after women wouldn't be allowed to apply for some time but that's not to punish them but to discourage possible scammers.

                              What benefits would your system have over how things are, with the options of dating sites and such to meet people?

                              The main difference is that my system pays women to go on dates and. No dating agency does that. It's impossible for a dating agency to pay women to go on dates with men because it would never be financially expedient. The amount of money per date that would attract noncel women could never be financed by incels.

                              Hence I want the government to intervene.

                              Dating sites are horrible. They don't guarantee dates and are mostly used for attention whoring by women these days. Women get a lot of messages there and are extremely picky whom to reply, let alone date.

                              Obviously, the fact that there is more and more incels shows that private dating agencies or dating sites aren't a solution.

                              [–]Apersonwhocomments 0 points1 point  (22 children)

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                              So, you'd fuck with her emotions to get your dick wet? You're disgusting.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (21 children)

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                              Of course. Women have done hundred times worse things to me. If what I said about her makes me disgusting in that case women who have done horrible things to me are beyond monstrous.

                              [–]Apersonwhocomments 0 points1 point  (20 children)

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                              Well by doing this you are becoming just as bad as them. And also, you wouldn't have to comply.

                              [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (19 children)

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                              Well by doing this you are becoming just as bad as them

                              No, they've done worse things.

                              Also, what the hell are you talking about anyway? That girl has an emotional capacity of a beetle, which is one of the reasons there's no way I'd ever be with her. Who knows if I'd be able to do that to a more sensitive girl in the same situation anyway.

                              Playing with her poor feminine feelings? She'd be able to find another guy in 24 hours, just like she did when she left the first bf she cheated on with me. Her situation can be in no way compared to mine, because I am not only a much more sensitive and emotional person but women did much worse things to me than just used me for sex and left me, at an age and a situation when I was much more vulnerable than that girl is now.

                              So if you think I'm becoming as bad as them for something I'd hypothetically do to a girl who is coarse, insensitive and simple -fuck you.

                              And also, you wouldn't have to comply.

                              And also, I don't understand this sentence at all.

                              [–]Apersonwhocomments 0 points1 point  (18 children)

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                              No, they've done worse things

                              That doesn't mean you have the right to do bad things.

                              there's no way I'd ever be with her

                              Odd, you said you'd be forced to comply to get sex.

                              And also, I don't understand this sentence at all.

                              I said you said you'd be forced to comply and be with her if you wanted sex. Nobody's forcing you to be with anyone.

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                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (1 child)

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                                You talking about an article that lists a different name than the ED article? Will you make up your sick, idiotic mind as to who I am finally? Anyway, those were no death threats. Just mangina cops overreaching. But the judge is a murderer as she refused to have sex with me. I'll be seeing her later this week to ask for sex again.

                                [–]TheHoundsOFLove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                He wants a ~girlfriend~ not just sex. And the government should be required to find him one.

                                [–]Black_Metal 1 point2 points  (6 children)

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                                I beg to differ. Coming from someone who has no friends, it is just as bad as not having a girlfriend. I have no one to talk to about anything, no one to call up on the phone, no one to spend my time with. Loneliness most definitely contributes to suicide. But, I don't think the government should get me a friend just because I can't find any. And the two are just about the same. No matter your opinion, having friends is just as important as a romantic relationship. Most people would say it's more important than a romantic relationship during a child's formative years.

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs 0 points1 point  (5 children)

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                                I haven't seen this post before.

                                Well, I can understand your suffering to a degree because I'm an empathetic person but I think people who don't have any friends at all are just too rare for government to start helping them. Everybody I knew in my life had at least one friend. Also, such people can always try and join various groups and there are no such resources for incels.

                                I think there is a reason why there are 4-5 incel communities online but none I've ever heard of for friendless people.

                                [–]Black_Metal 0 points1 point  (4 children)

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                                There are plenty of forums for friendless people, hell, most of the internet is a place for lonely people to gather.

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (3 children)

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                                Then shouldn't those friendless people find friends there? Even if you just have a friend online, can this still count as a friend? I don't see how government intervention is needed.

                                [–]DivinoCommedio 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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                                What's the matter, no room in your pity party for anyone except you?

                                "Then shouldn't those incel people find girlfriends there? Even if you just have a friend with benefits, can this still count as a girlfriend? I don't see how government intervention is needed."

                                Congratulations. You've just done a fantastic job of explaining why your so-called "programme" for men without girlfriends is unnecessary.

                                Nice to see your complete lack of empathy though. Friendless sounds horrible to me. Very, very horrible. Much worse than just not having enough sex. Which, according to you, you ARE getting, just not with the woman of your dreams. But, no, Black_Metal's problems are NOTHING compared with having parents who didn't buy you a hooker when you were a teenager, no.

                                I wonder if your lack of empathy might be a contributing factor in why women don't seem to want to have relationships with you.

                                Just a thought.

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

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                                Btw I love these morons who register accounts only for me. Can't you post under your original account like all normal people?

                                "Then shouldn't those incel people find girlfriends there? Even if you just have a friend with benefits, can this still count as a girlfriend? I don't see how government intervention is needed."

                                That's a stupid analogy I can't agree with. This would make sense if friendless people could do neither of these things 1. find friends they could eventually meet irl online 2. if online friends can't cound as real friends.

                                I see no reason for nr 1. and don't agree with nr.2 because most people, including me, would agree that you could consider people you only know online.

                                Incels realistically can't expect to meet a girlfriend on incel sites because incel sites reflect rl reality in which there are vastly many more male than female incels.

                                Friend with benefits obviously can't count as girlfriends because there's no substantial emotional connection or obligations like in most relationships and they're even allowed to have other partners( for example, she has a boyfriend).

                                Nice to see your complete lack of empathy though. Friendless sounds horrible to me. Very, very horrible. Much worse than just not having enough sex. Which, according to you, you ARE getting, just not with the woman of your dreams. But, no, Black_Metal's problems are NOTHING compared with having parents who didn't buy you a hooker when you were a teenager, no.

                                Nice to see your complete lack of intelligence and reading comprehension, though. I never said friendless isn't horrible, just easier to solve than incel.

                                If after all this time you still believe incel is just about a lack of sex you should stop following me around, you obviously can't understand anything I say.

                                She's worse than just "not the woman of my dreams". I find her despicable and doesn't like me as a potential boyfriend either.

                                I wonder if your lack of empathy might be a contributing factor in why women don't seem to want to have relationships with you.

                                If I did lack empathy that would be a huge plus when it came to Western women. Western women despise intelligence, rationality, empathy, honesty and politeness.

                                I have a suggestion for you. I was banned on SRS subreddit about a month ago. You should comment on my posts there so I can't reply back. You're not winning over anybody with what you're doing now. TAC members (or simply liberals) will always be on your side anyway and intelligent people will be won over by me due to my replies to you.

                                [–]DivinoCommedio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                                ...Btw I love these morons who register accounts only for me. Can't you post under your original account like all normal people?

                                What original account?

                                "Then shouldn't those incel people find girlfriends there? Even if you just have a friend with benefits, can this still count as a girlfriend? I don't see how government intervention is needed."
                                

                                ...That's a stupid analogy I can't agree with. This would make sense if friendless people could do neither of these things 1. find friends they could eventually meet irl online 2. if online friends can't cound as real friends.

                                Superb job of dodging the question! You must get a lot of practice. Let me rephrase it. Since you think that the government must take a hand in getting you a girlfriend (OK, you and every other man who can't get one on his own), why shouldn't they take a hand in getting friends for people who can't find them on their own? You're asking for a government-run escort service, or dating agency, or whatever, to help men find girlfriends. Why not government-run coffee shops, cinemas, gaming rooms, or whatever, to help people make friends? Why is it just about incels?

                                ...Incels realistically can't expect to meet a girlfriend on incel sites because incel sites reflect rl reality in which there are vastly many more male than female incels...

                                Why not? Aren't there incel women? Or are they not up to your standards?

                                ...Friend with benefits obviously can't count as girlfriends because there's no substantial emotional connection or obligations like in most relationships and they're even allowed to have other partners( for example, she has a boyfriend)...

                                Oh, OK. You want a girlfriend who is completely devoted to you. And a "friend with benefits" can't commit to you. Not sure WHY that would be true, but if you say so... No, actually, I don't understand why a friend with benefits couldn't become much more than that, especially given the intimacy of the relations.

                                ...Nice to see your complete lack of intelligence and reading comprehension, though. I never said friendless isn't horrible, just easier to solve than incel...

                                Why? Just curious. Why would a lifelong inability to make friends be easier to cure than a lack of romantic partner? I'd think that it would be harder for a friendless person in both sets of circumstances. How could you form a romantic attachment if you don't understand friendship? My wife is my best friend, and has been since we met. Friendship has to be part of romance, or it won't last. But hey, incel is your thing, so I can see that you wouldn't want anybody else crowding your scene.

                                ...If after all this time you still believe incel is just about a lack of sex you should stop following me around, you obviously can't understand anything I say....

                                You complain about sex all the time. Mother wouldn't sleep with you, parents didn't buy you a prostitute, no experience with girls at a ridiculously young age, everything seems to start with lack of sex for you. Yes, I understand. You want more. You want a romance. You want to be loved, and have a girlfriend who will love you. I do get it. Marriage is the best thing that ever happened to me. But if that's what you want to say then say it and quit bitching about not getting a hooker when you were a teenager.

                                ...She's worse than just "not the woman of my dreams". I find her despicable and doesn't like me as a potential boyfriend either...

                                Wow. Just...wow. I don't think I could even get it up if it was with a woman I despised and who didn't like me either. I've been pretty desperate and have had sex with girls I didn't want to marry but never with one I hated. Are you really so desperate for sex (yes, I know you say it's not about sex at all) that you'll stick it in anything that will let you?

                                ...If I did lack empathy that would be a huge plus when it came to Western women. Western women despise intelligence, rationality, empathy, honesty and politeness...

                                Oh, you're an MRA type. That explains a lot. If you really hate women, why hunger for romance? Or at least try to find one of those imaginary "nice sweet submissive Asian women who know how to treat men" that the MRAs long for? I'm sure there's one somewhere. But do hang on to the idea that there's no problem with you, it's just the women who have problems. It's working well for you, so why change? FWIW I haven't experienced any of those things with Western women but I don't live where you do. Here in the US the women are just fine. Maybe you could save up some money and come to visit.

                                ..I have a suggestion for you. I was banned on SRS subreddit about a month ago. You should comment on my posts there so I can't reply back. You're not winning over anybody with what you're doing now. TAC members (or simply liberals) will always be on your side anyway and intelligent people will be won over by me due to my replies to you...

                                Uh, it's a little hard to have a discussion with someone who isn't allowed to reply. I dislike snipers. But for the record, I don't belong to "TAC" or even know what kind of thing that is. Never heard of it before you. But I'm glad to know that you're winning people over. Everyone should feel like they have support.

                                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                Oh THIS guy. I remember him. Wow.

                                [–]BeagleInSpace 0 points1 point  (4 children)

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                                so basically he thinks the government should get everyone laid

                                and he wanted to sex up his mom

                                and incel sounds like something tumblr would make up

                                [–]Iconochasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                Incel sounds like a spy agency.

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (2 children)

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                                so basically he thinks the government should get everyone laid

                                You're an idiot.

                                [–]BeagleInSpace 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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                                now thats just hurtful

                                please enlighten me on what you do want than

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                                [–]Adra714 0 points1 point  (17 children)

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                                Damn that is a whole different kind of crazy. Dude needs some serious help.

                                [–]srubt242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                This is great. Truly, truly great!

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs -1 points0 points  (15 children)

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                                From whom, your therapeutic deities of a Religion of therapy you profess to replace the god you don't believe in?

                                [–]Adra714 0 points1 point  (14 children)

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                                Lmfao. And you pretend to know what I believe, that is priceless.

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs 0 points1 point  (13 children)

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                                So you're not an atheist?

                                [–]Adra714 0 points1 point  (12 children)

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                                i am just a concerned citizen that ascribes to no isms.

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs 0 points1 point  (11 children)

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                                You either are or aren't an atheist. What are you?

                                [–]Adra714 0 points1 point  (9 children)

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                                I do not define myself with isms, I already said that. I am human, what are you?

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs 0 points1 point  (8 children)

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                                Cut the crap. Do you believe in god or not? It's that simple. I never asked you if you were a human. I suppose you're not a fish or a zebra.

                                [–]Adra714 0 points1 point  (6 children)

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                                Which god? There are many choices.

                                [–]GovernmentsGetGfs 0 points1 point  (5 children)

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                                Any god. It doesn't matter.

                                [–]Adra714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                How do you know that I am not a fish with incredible fin maneuvering abilities and a computer? This is internet, almost anything is possible.

                                [–]stopscopiesme[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                                removed, partially because linking to a userpage is unusual, partially because there's not a whole lot of drama, partially because this