Jacksonville Shooting
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David Katz | |
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Born | December 22nd, 1993 |
Nationality | Americunt |
Highscore | Killed 3, injured 11 (one was injured when attempting to flee) |
Style | FPS Singleplayer |
An Hero? | Yes |
Top 50? | No (132nd Place) |
After losing a game of Madden, David "Better Bread Than Dead" Katz✡ (also known as Bread, ravenchamps and Bitch Boy) decided he had enough of sucking at video games, and decided to eliminate his competition the best way. By shooting them. Unfortunately David had only been playing Madden, so he was absolutely dreadful and only managed to get two kills before turning himself into toast.
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His thoughts on Trump.HA HA HA, DISREGARD THAT, NOT HIM
Graded Score[edit]
Graded Score | |
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Kill count: | 3/20 Shot at other gamers in rage |
Accuracy: | 4/20 3 dead, 11 injured |
Style: | 15/20 First person shooter |
Butthurt: | 15/20 Calls for more gun control |
Bonus: | 5/20 Rage over losing a fucking video game |
Total Score: 42/100 (F) |
See full ranking
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