Alex MacRae
Alex MacRae is a social dynamics instructor and permanent soul patch subscriber. On behalf of ExpertVillage.com, he will be talking today on the topic of picking up women in bars and clubs. According to his youtube videos, he is an expert, specializing in ways of awkward first-base flirting techniques and gracefully reciting well-written narration from his teleprompter. He will be teaching you how to buy a girl a drink, how to talk to a girl, how to make eye contact, and remember a girl's name:
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Colleen has a beautiful spleen. For all intensive purposes, I can't see her spleen, but I'll see -- say that its -- its beautiful. |
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| — Alex MacRae, on remembering a girl's name. | ||||
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Hey guys, I was wondering, um, I'm planning on making a trip abroad, but I'm really not sure to g -- where to go. |
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| —Alex MacRae, on diving headfirst into a group conversation. | ||||
On Behalf of Expertvillage.com[edit]
Each video begins with 10 seconds of awkward silence, which is (in case you were not aware) a trademark of professionalism in the field of film making. For your viewing pleasure, many of the videos feature a female stand-in whose mirthful facial expressions will serve to remind you of the nagging joys of the loving marriage you will inevitably suffer after watching these videos (because they work.)
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Some bars do not allow . . . jeans . . . or sneakers . . . or even shirts. |
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If you have really bushy eyebrows . . . b-brush your eyebrows, as-- as well as your hair. Make sure that y-you're well-shaven. |
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If you're a funny guy, you can get away with a printed t-shirt that has something funny on it, like, 'for sale.' And also its important for -- a funny tee shirt -- cause theres a lot of them out there -- to make sure the t-shirt is non-sexual. That way you make sure that there's nothing threatening about -- what you're wearing. |
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| —Alex MacRae, speaking from personal experience. | ||||
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what was the point of her..? |
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you guys could have a great conversation just sipping waters all night |
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| — Alex MacRae being srs. | ||||
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I'll sing to it... I'll bounce around... I'll... try to dance as w-wildly as possible and try to get... the guy next to me at the stop light to notice. |
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| —Alex MacRae, on how to smile at a girl. | ||||
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