Jews

**Jews**
Other Names	Kikes, Hebes, Hymies, Yids, Bankers, Financiers, Parasites, Leeches, Nigger-Lovers, Nose Niggers, Gold Niggers, Big Noses, Oven Magnets, Oven Dodgers, Gasbags, Sheenies, Swindlers, Sociopaths, Criminals, Firewood, Arabs in Denial, Thieves, Moes, Freemasons, Reptilians, Vampires, Aliens, "The 1%", "The Illuminati", "The Man", Christ Killers, Soap Bars and filthy fucking scum who need to be wiped off the Earth
Characteristics	Big hooked noses, beady eyes, sloped foreheads, a flattened rear skull, evil grin, evil-looking eyes, curly, red hair, thick eyebrows, inhumanly high intelligence (to deceive you out of everything you ever held dear), manipulative instincts, the ability to scream "anti-semitism!" in 66 different languages, a persecution complex, backstabbers
Surnames	lev-, lib-, loeb-, wise-, fox-, silver-, gold-, platin-, -stein, -berg, -witz, -sky, -man. Example 1: Steinbergowitzsky. Example 2: Platinumstein.
Criminal activities (excerpt)	Moneylending, False pretenses, taking down megaupload, animal abuse, murder, spam advertising, removing free porn downloads, brainwashing, making products shittier, molesting children, fraud, being Sarah Silverman, sexual assault, racemixing, treason, nation wrecking, promoting international conflicts, warmongering, war crimes, ethnic cleansing, World Domination
Organizations	USA, ADL, JIDF, JDL,, ISIS, IH, Hasbara, MEMRI, FED

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This race needs a serious clean up
Somebody should do something about it.

	“	The Jews had better stop being Jews and start being human beings.	„
	—George Bernard Shaw has a serious proposition

	“	Jews are always a convenient scapegoat in times of crisis	„
	—Abraham Foxman, Anti-Defamation League national director, getting it not quite right -- Jews are always a convenient scapegoat, period

	“	I WILL BRING MY CATTLEPROD, MY MENORAH, MY FATHER WITH THIS MENORAH, MANY MANY MANY "RAPIST AND PEDO" RABBIS AND WE SHALL TORTURE YOU AND STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES IN OUR FILTHY JEW LIKE WAYS	„
	—David Finkleschmidtstein To some innocents

	“	The reason that the Old Testament God is a prick was because the Old Testament is designed, as a book, to get the Jews to straighten up and fuckin' fly right, 'cause they were out of control. They were ten hairs away from being baboons.	„
	—Lewis Black, self-hating jew

	“	"The Jews have practiced usury since the time of Moses, and oppressed the other peoples. Meanwhile, the Christians were only rarely usurers, falling into disgrace when they did so. We ought to ban the Jews from commerce because they abuse it . . . The evils of the Jews do not stem from individuals but from the fundamental nature of this people."	„
	—(From Napoleon's Reflections, and from speeches before the Council of State on April 30 and May 7, 1806.)

	“	The internal expurgation of the Jewish spirit is not possible in any platonic way. For the Jewish spirit is the product of the Jewish person. Unless we expel the Jewish people. Unless we expel the Jewish people soon, they will have judaized our people within a very short time.	„
	—Unknown

	“	The discovery of the Jewish virus is one of the greatest revolutions that has taken place in the world. The battle in which we are engaged today is of the same sort as the battle waged, during the last century, by Pasteur and Koch. How many diseases have their origin in the Jewish virus! ... We shall regain our health only be eliminating the Jew.	„
	—Unknown

	“	The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” One cannot defend himself against the Jew. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense.	„
	— Joseph Goebbels

	“	If only one country, for whatever reason, tolerates a Jewish family in it, that family will become the germ center for fresh sedition. If one little Jewish boy survives without any Jewish education, with no synagogue and no Hebrew school, it is in his soul. Even if there had never been a synagogue or a Jewish school or an Old Testament, the Jewish spirit would still exist and exert its influence. It has been there from the beginning and there is no Jew, not a single one, who does not personify it.	„
	—Unknown

	“	Jews are like the monster in a bad horror movie. You kill it, and kill it again, but it just won't die!	„
	—Stormfront user

	“	On a visit to Jerusalem in 2005, Rabbi Rosenberg entered into a mikvah in one of the holiest neighborhoods in the city, Mea She’arim. “I opened a door that entered into a schvitz,” he told me. “Vapors everywhere, I can barely see. My eyes adjust, and I see an old man, my age, long white beard, a holy-looking man, sitting in the vapors. On his lap, facing away from him, is a boy, maybe seven years old. And the old man is having anal sex with this boy.” Rabbi Rosenberg paused, gathered himself, and went on: “This boy was speared on the man like an animal, like a pig, and the boy was saying nothing. But on his face—fear. The old man [looked at me] without any fear, as if this was common practice. He didn’t stop. I was so angry, I confronted him. He removed the boy from his penis, and I took the boy aside. I told this man, ‘It’s a sin before God, a mishkovzucher. What are you doing to this boy’s soul? You’re destroying this boy!’ He had a sponge on a stick to clean his back, and he hit me across the face with it. ‘How dare you interrupt me!’ he said.	„
	— Rabbi Rosenberg on his visit to a Jerusalem Synagogue

	“	All the world suffers from the usury of the Jews, their monopolies and deceit. They have brought many unfortunate people into a state of poverty, especially the farmers, working class people and the very poor.	„
	—Pope Clement VIII

	“	I hope to see the very concept of Jewry completely obliterated.	„
	—Heinrich Himmler

	“	It's not OK to rape people. But what about Jews?	„
	—Louis CK

	“	Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: 'by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.	„
	—Unknown

	“	The personification of the Devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.	„
	—The Chancellor of Germany, 1933-1945

	“	Unbridled, evil-minded cosmopolitans, profiteers with no roots and no conscience... Grown on rotten yeast of bourgeois cosmopolitanism, decadence and formalism... non-indigenous nationals without a motherland, who poison with stench our proletarian culture.	„
	— The Moscow Pravda is naming no names

	“	A Jew cannot be a true patriot. He is something different, like a bad insect.	„
	—Emperor Wilhelm II, entomologist

	“	The Jews belong to a dark and repulsive force. One knows how numerous this clique is, how they stick together and what power they exercise through their unions. They are a nation of rascals and deceivers.	„
	—Marcus Tullius Cicero, Consul of Rome

	“	Therefore you are witnesses against yourselves that you are sons of those who murdered the prophets. Fill up, then, the measure of your fathers' guilt. Serpents, brood of vipers! How can you escape the condemnation of hell?	„
	—Jesus, to be pwned later by this brood

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It's not a conspiracy. Hollywood is already getting you used to the idea

All you need to know

How Jews look IRL. Yes, they look exactly like supervillains from Marvel/DC cartoons

Another kike in the flesh

A Jew in his natural habitat.

The proper way to dispose of a jew.

Professor Ratigan, the perfect example of a jew in a Disney film.

German shows proper way to dispose of Jew body.

Do you think the Criminal Mastermind Supervillains from James Bond and Marvel/DC Comics were bad? Imagine an entire race entirely composed entirely of them. Except that they are, in fact, REAL.

The ^✡Jews^✡ (also known as Kikes, Yids, Hebrews, Red Sea Pedestrians, Parasites, Degenerates, Subhumans, Vermin, and a wide variety of other well-deserved nicknames) are extremely bad news for every other living thing on the planet Earth, for they are a species of Vampirical, Parasitic Alien Psychopaths who have for millennia attempted to control and interbreed with Humanity in their quest for universal domination. These abomination subhuman parasites created the brainwashing retarded cult called "Judaism", also known as "The Worship of Money" and "Ritual Infant Sacrifice", and in the Dark Ages were the inventors of the two most Anti-Intellectual forces in the world: Christianity and Islam. Some famous Jews include: everyone who works on the banks, in television, in movies, in radio and in print media. Kikes have trolled, scammed, ruined, pillaged and destroyed every single civilization on the face of the Earth. This is why in the dictionary the verb Jewing also means to troll, lie, deceive, con, fool, steal, manipulate, and enslave others for profit.

Judaism is the world's first master race theory, despite being created by a desert-dwelling schizoprehnic hermit. The Kike cult teaches that Jews are the Chosen People of God and that there is a sacred mystical quality to Jew DNA that makes them different from the rest of humanity; essentially admitting they were Aliens. In olden times, Jew prophets would, under the command of YHWH, frequently lead the Jews on genocidal campaigns against neighboring rival populations, and even today leaders in the Jew state of Israel often cite Kikeish religious ideals to justify their ongoing genocide of Palestinians. As funny as this is, it is still no excuse for being the thieving little hooknoses they are. Judaism ironically found its mirror-image inversion in the anti-Jew Aryan racialism of the Nazis. But this is all bullshit, since there's no pure Jewish left as they all mixed with white people and Slavs (in fact, Jews infiltrated the Slavs and created communism, another horrendous human atrocity). The vermin Kikes are experimenting to create the ultimate Slave Race by attempting to make our own Human Females to mate with profoundly retarded Wild Animals in order to create a cross breed with the strength and stress tolerance of the nigger and just enough of the white's intelligence to be a docile, well-behaved worker, but not quite enough intelligence to actually pose a threat to the Jew master.

Despite only being 0.19% of the world's population, Jews control 99.9% of the world's money. (See: Rothschild, Warburg, etc.) The only nation's whose money is not issued by a Rothschilds bank are Iran, Iraq, and North Korea. Noticing anything there?

Jews are world renknowned for their love of black cock. Jewish women mate with several shwarzas after their bat mitzvah as part of the coming of age ceremony and Jewish men are known to ingest black semen as an "F U" to their mortal enemy Adolf Hitler.

They also control the media, the banks, Twitter, Facebook (as Polandball learned the hard way with multiple bans for Nazi content), LiveJournal's porn, craigslist, Stratfor, textbook publishers, music (especially Pop Music), gold, and diamonds. And no, we're not fucking joking about this. If you don't believe that subhuman kikes control everything, just look up a list of Media Jews or finance Jews on Google. Or just look at the always disproportionate number of Jewish names in the governments of the West. Case in point, Roman Polanski and and Jeffrey Epstein got off without serious punishment for raping little girls (as recommended in their holy book, the Talmud), something a goy would have done serious pound-me-in-the-ass prison time for. The Jews use the money to fund their militarized colony of Israel, a Jewish state created in the Middle East, which Jews consider the Promised Land. The Arabs don't think so, so The Kike Reich has fought many wars, and has turned the Jews into a warrior race as well as a scummy thieving one. Basically, the only part of the world that's not controlled by the Jews is Asia, because the Muslims don't tolerate their kike bullshit and the only way for Jews to hold them down is to send the Israel Defense Forces to buttfuck them, and the Chinese are the only race with potential to out-Jew the Jews and actually threaten them.

Kikes are well known for being filthy hypocrites. For example, they deny the right of other religitards to practice their own shitty and barbaric rituals and then go on a daily penis-cutting spree, in the name of their ~~money~~ God.

Jews were the inventors of Capitalism, created when Christian Europeans threw away their morals and decided to embrace Jewish practices like usury (see: John Calvin). Jews were the first group to create a sophisticated banking system, which they used to finance the Crusades in order to pit Christians and Muslims (both adhering to religions derived from Judaism) against each other to kill as many people as possible in a macabre human sacrifice to YHWH. Karl Marx, however, was a Heretic Jew, which was why he understood money so well, and decided to be all rebellious and edgy by inventing communism, when in fact he was tricked by another Jew, Moses Hess, the actual founder of Zionism, who ghost-wrote Marx's The German Ideology.

The Jew banking system was based on fraud and lies, so when it inevitably collapsed, the Jews just pwned as many people as possible by unleashing the Black Plague on them. Later, Jews economically controlled medieval Venice (the first modern maritime trade empire), and then crypto-Jewish merchants economically controlled the Spanish Empire, including the slave trade. Openly Jewish bankers orchestrated the Dutch Empire and founded Jew Amsterdam (later Jew York). Later the Dutch Jews moved to London because they thought it would be a better base for a global empire, and actually brought a Dutch nobleman, William III, with them, who they installed in a coup d'état (more like Jew d'état, amirite?) as new King of the British Empire. For hundreds of years, Jewish bankers controlled global trade through their bases in Jew York City and London. European colonialism was, through its history, essentially a plot whereby Jews could gain control of gold and diamond mines in poor countries and increase their stranglehold over the global economy.

At this point, the average person might say, "Wait a minute... that sounds like a conspiracy theory!!! One small race couldn't possibly be responsible for so much evil!" Well, here's a fun fact: in 1913, Jews seized control of America's sovereign power to control its own currency by establishing the Income Tax, and brought about the Federal Reserve system (a parasitic Ponzi scheme, modeled on the earlier Rothschild-dominated Bank of Cock-slime England, in which any dollar printed as legal currency is actually a dollar of debt owed, with interest, to the Jew-controlled private banks who own the shares of the regional Fed banks). The architect of this system was a Jew named Paul Warburg. Paul's brother, Max Warburg, worked directly under Hjalmar Schacht And His Dancing Monkeys in Germany and directed the currency policies of the Third Reich that allowed Hitler to build his war machine. What's truly fascinating is that the Warburg family has a long history of grand-scale fraud -- the family was originally named del-Banco, and was the most prominent banking family in the Republic of Venice during that state's period of imperial supremacy in the 1400s. Between that and their habit of eating pickled cunts, the whole thing is repulsive. It's somewhat stunning to contemplate that it's not merely impersonal monetary systems that have existed for so many centuries, but in fact for over 500 years the same Jewish families have overseen them and maintained economic dominance.

Kikes also enjoy slicing up baby penises for fun, these pedokikes even enjoy sucking them. See below.

Some suggest that we should use Jews instead of dogs to sniff out large amounts of concealed cash or anything else worth smuggling at airports due to their sensitive Jew noses. Obviously, this is a horrible idea, because the pay is bad, and the dirty Kikes would probably form a union and demand moar money, thus increasing the burden on taxpayers everywhere.

Jews have also founded their own country, Israel, which is their base of operations.

1 History
2 Who is a Jew?
3 Jewish ritual abuse exposed on Oprah
4 Jews practice animal sacrifice
5 The Jews Did...
6 Jewish racial divisions
7 Jewish Slashfic
8 Keeping kosher: An introduction for beginners
- 8.1 Slurpees and Kashrut
- 8.2 The Mezuzah
9 Converting to Judaism
10 Ask a Jew anything
11 Commentary
12 KikeTube
13 Jew gallery
14 See also
- 14.1 LiveJournal Joos
15 External links

History[edit]

Proof. Its in teh newspaper.

The common Jew-worm; notice the large, attention-grabbing features

You raise a valid point.

Filthy leeches.

A young Jewish couple in the Auschwitz internment camp. You can almost feel their pain

Romney goes LMFAO

Kikes have always existed, from the beginning of time. For once, the Scientologists and the History Channel (which, again were both made by Jews) were fairly accurate in their theory about ancient aliens. The Jew life cycle is parasitic, as in the entire Alien franchise (which is entirely based on it, save for Prometheus, a shit movie created by Jews to mindfuck us) and with Plague Inc Neurax worms. A Wandering Jew uses their massive sensor (the "Nose") to find planets full of intelligent life. Then the Jews set up something called "The Media" to mind-control the native population to their bidding, take over the world, and force everyone into massive debt- which the Jews use to drain all nutrition and resources from the planet until it becomes an utterly barren rock devoid of all value. Once the hosts have no collateral/nutrition to pay, hence having outlived their own usefulness, the Jews will betray and kill them both for the purpose of ritual reproduction and also because there is no such thing as a loyal and honest Jew. Find another planet, then wash, rinse, repeat.

When the first ape ancestors of mankind crawled off his haunches and walked on two legs, they never knew such a concept as money because everything was traded in useful commodities, for example male chimpanzees can only demand service from females if they gathered enough fruit. However, just as the niggers was trying to stand up a Jew named Goldblatt taught them how to make use of a worthless yellow metal known as "gold" thus forever indebting the Human Genome in millennia of labour to serve the Alien for the sake of a shiny rock.

Ancient

The first Jew on Earth was known as Cain, the First Murderer, who backstabbed his brother Abel out of Unwarranted Self-Importance; this is where we get the concept of the "Wandering Jew." The Wandering Jew managed to date-rape a feminist demoness named Lilith to give birth to Abraham, thus starting years of profiteering. Through their entire history, the Jews have always been wandering because sooner or later in whatever country they lived in, humans will be fed up by their lying, scheming, theiving ways. They wandered, from Mesopotamia, along the sea, running a lucrative grain and white slavery business for a while, ultimately settling in Egypt. The wise Pharaohs and hard-working farmers of Egypt waged a massive uprising against the foreign usurpers and speculators and sentenced them with indentured servitude. In response, the Jews bred the super-Jew, Moses. Egypt, once the wealthiest and most technologically advanced superpower of the world, was utterly annihilated by the mutant plagues bioengineered by Moses, including a level 99 mass death spell which took a genocidal toll on the innocent Egyptian children (think of Atlantis but with more sand and diseases) leaving what was once a crown jewel of Mankind only nothing more than a complete shit hole inhabited only by unevolved apes. The murderous Jews escaped Egypt and plundered their way through the desert, finally settling in Canaan, which they called their "Promised Land" because their leaders said they heard voices in their heads telling them that. Upon settlement, the Jews mercilessly slaughtered Canaan's indigenous inhabitants, claiming that they were following commandments from God. Today, all the Jews have Cain's DNA thus they love to murder Palestinians. They do it for hobby. They also hate Christians & burn Christian books. They have to say thank you to stupid Evangelical Americans for wasting their money on Israel thinking Jesus will come back and reward them. Amazing...

Some argue there was a bit more subtlety to it all than just this, however -- including a long history of internal Jew-on-Jew drama, mutual extermination and conflicts, well-documented in many unreliable sources, most notably in the Old Testament. To begin with, infamous Cain once killed 1/4 of the entire Jew population of his day at once. Then here comes Moses, their greatest prophet. Who, according to holy Bible, was bloodthirsty maniac:

He said to them, "Thus says the LORD, the God of Israel, 'Every man of you put his sword upon his thigh, and go back and forth from gate to gate in the camp, and kill every man his brother, and every man his friend, and every man his neighbor.'" — Exodus 32:27

Not only did he order sons of Levi to exterminate their brothers, but Moses had also established the world's first documented concentration camp, near the city of Kadesh, just after two years of wandering the desert and, unlike popular belief, Jews settled there for next 38 years of their so-called "desert wanderings". See Numbers and Deuteronomy books to clarify any details. Moses also had given Jews the infamous Ten Commandments, one of which says, "Thou shalt not murder" (Catholics changed it to "kill" but Jews originally had only "murder" that you can't do). There are, however, many exceptions to this Commandment, given by the jealous Jew-God himself:

If your brother, your mother's son, or your son or daughter, or the wife you cherish, or your friend who is as your own soul, entice you secretly, saying, "Let us go and serve other gods" ... you shall not yield to him or listen to him; and your eye shall not pity him, nor shall you spare or conceal him. But you shall surely kill him; your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people — Deuteronomy 13:6-9

Thus, the renowned history of liberal Jewish tolerance towards others begins.

It takes an austere scientist, a lot of thinking, analysis, and comparison to extract the horrible and unbelievable truth from this so-called Holy Scripture, of which the aforementioned examples are barely a scratch. Surprisingly, the central holy text of Judaism (of which the Old Testament is a rework) displays Jew leaders of ancient times and kings as organized crime leaders, psychotic dictators, demanders of interest on loans, merciless murderers, and masterful deceivers — all the traits Jewish leaders have successfully carried through millennia to our own day. Unlike Jews, other neighboring nations and their leaders are portrayed in a much more decent way. Generally speaking, the Old Testament mainly covers such topics as incestuous relationships, civil wars, religious intolerance, mass murders, dishonesty and greed of Jews. The Turn of the Millennium poarticularly revealed a shocking fact about Jews: they were not above betraying, torturing, raping and killing one of their own, preferably the least sociopathic for the sake of 30 cents.

Modern

Some time later, a self-taught biologist realised the truth of Jewish descent from Aliens and vowed to protect Humanity, especially after Germany was scammed to death by the Rothschild debt machine into Europe's Zimbabwe (a loaf of bread costs 1,000,000,000 Marks). He discovered that Jews had other uses besides being parasites: they, being saturated with space radiation, make excellent high-energy biofuel to end our energy dependence on dirty fossil fuels forever. Unfortunately, the Jewnited States were totally butthurt on losing their precious coal and declared war on the visionary inventor. Like Nikola Tesla, Hitler was forced into Dying Alone rather than be tried in a Kangaroo court with a Jew judge, jury, and lawyer.

There are currently roughly a few million Jews worldwide, of which about half live in Israel, which was created two years after the Holocaust, and subsequently beat back modernized Arab armies when it was only hours old. Ever since then it has been doing nothing but fight wars, while it secretly runs America through its Jew banker agents in New York. They are responsible for every major war. Israel's Mossad secret service is responsible for all the world's hunger, pain, misery, war, and terrorism. Its boldest operation yet was 9/11. There are even rumors being spread around by some people that Israel is secretly building a time machine to attack Pearl Harbor, blow up the Hindenburg, and invent slavery.

Israel's main job is to slaughter Arabs by the thousands, bomb their cities, and capture children for Passover where they will be tortured to death so that Jews can drink their blood as wine with their matzos, all while taking videos and provide cheap and easy Holocaust Porn for Jews everywhere. (Breaking News: Jews are only sexually aroused when there is blood and torture involved). It also serves as a safe haven for Jews everywhere, and the Mossad, kills anyone who wakes up to the truth. The Israeli Jew Government then says that "we neither confirm nor deny these reports" like fucking spam.

Jews are also known to troll host species for money until the hosts starve out of debt. Most of a Jew's features are made due to the fact that Jews are greedy sociopaths incapable of empathy with Humans. If you care enough to look at a Jew's feeding proboscis, the one on the Jew's face roughly resembling a human nose, it is insanely large, like an oversized fat mosquito from a B movie. This is due to the fact that air is free and because they snort gold like a dose of cocaine. It is theorized that if two or more Jews in close proximity to one another inhale deeply, that all life around them will be suffocated. If you see anyone diving for, staring at, or rubbing money, they are Jews and be sure to let them know.

It's worth noting that currency and the nose of the Jew also go hand in hand with one another. A kike's nose, is so large and powerful that it can act as some natural metal-detecting device that magnates and rips out all shiny objects and treasures from every environment they are in, such as coins, dollar bills and jewelry. So you lost your expensive wedding ring somewhere in your backyard when you were working out in the garage? Don't panic, and certainly don't waste your money buying one of those pricey metal detectors to snake for it; just grab the closest Jew available in your area! PROBLEM SOLVED.... but again, be sure to grab it before the Jew's nose absorbs and digest the gold as nutrition.

Jews, though a virulent species of parasite, remain fatally behind Catholics, Muslims and of course, the niggers when it comes to reproduction. This is because Jews need the blood of innocent children to be able to produce larvae, like mosquitoes. In some cases, desperate Jews will rape and eat their relatives and expect some welfare from it as well. Jews will do any means of predation or deception to get to supply of fresh kids to inject Jew-worms into them, which zoologists believe may be due to their large number of natural predators, e.g. every group of Arabs neighboring Israel. There are some, however, who speculate that modern condoms are simply too large for their penises and that contraception should be adapted as to accommodate our poorly-endowed friends. Despite this, their Arab cousins still breed faster, and Israel's Arabs are spawning larva faster than even India.

"Are them Jews really so bad?" you may ask... "After all, Niggers and Asspies are worse, rite?" You'd be wrong. Niggers are too retarded to be a major threat (unless you're watching too much Planet of the Apes) and if they dare chimpout then we can always smack them into submission, while Aspies will immediately die once forced to get a real life job. Jews, however, are highly intelligent and could have passed for decent human beings IF NOT for them using that same intelligence to make everybody's lives absolutely miserable and poor just for the sake of their egocentric profit, in conclusion, They actually DECIDE to be Jews. Otherwise, we Humans would accept them as part of our normal, productive, Civilized citizenry. If you're a Nigger or an Asspie, there's pretty much no hope for you but only Euthanasia. If you're a jew, you're just a fucking asshole, plain and simple. BTW The Jews recently admitted to harvesting the organs of the Gentiles for profit.

Who is a Jew?[edit]

(((Cohencidence detected)))

Money ! Money ! Money ! Der Giftpilz by Julius Streicher.

Things are lively in Mr. Birkmann's 7th grade boys' class today. The teacher is talking about the Jew. The boys are fascinated.

"It is noon," he says. "We should summarize what we have learned in the past hour. What have we talked about?" All the children raise their hands. The teacher calls on Karl Scholz, a small lad in the front row. "We have talked about how to recognize the Jew."

"Good. Say more!"

Little Karl reaches for the pointer, steps up to the board and points at the drawings.

One can most easily tell a Jew by his nose. The Jew nose is bent at its point. It looks like the number six. We call it the Jew six. Many Aryans also have bent noses. But their noses bend upwards, not downwards. Such a nose is an eagle nose.

"Right!" says the teacher. "But the nose is not the only way to recognize a Jew..."

One can also recognize a Jew by his lips. His lips are usually puffy. The lower lip often protrudes. Jew eyelids are mostly thicker and more fleshy than ours. One can tell from his eyes that he is a deceitful person.

The teacher calls on another lad. He is Fritz Müller, and is the best in the class:

Jew are usually small to mid-sized. They have short legs. Their arms are often short, too. Many Jew are bow-legged and flat-footed. They often have a low, slanting forehead, a receding forehead. Many criminals have such a receding forehead. The Jew are criminals too. Their hair is usually dark and often curly like a nigger's. Their ears are very large, and they look like the handles of a coffee cup.

The teacher turns to the students.

"Pay attention, children. Why does Fritz say 'many Jew have bow legs', or 'they often have receding foreheads,' or 'their hair is usually dark'?"

Heinrich Schmidt, a large, strong boy in the last row speaks:

Every Jew does not have these characteristics. Some do not have a proper Jew nose, but have Jew ears. Some do not have flat feet, but Jew eyes. There are even some Jew with blond hair. But when one looks carefully, one can always tell it is a Jew.

"Very good," the teacher says. "And now tell me about other ways to tell Jew from Aryan. Richard, come up here!"

Richard Krause, a smiling blond lad, goes to the board. He says:

One can recognize a Jew from his behavior. The Jew moves his head back and forth. His gait is shuffling and unsteady. The Jew moves his hands when he talks. He "jabbers." His voice is often odd. He talks through his nose. Jews often have an unpleasant sweetish odor. If you have a good nose, you can smell the Jew.

Jewish ritual abuse exposed on Oprah[edit]

Moar info: Satanic Ritual Abuse.

Preventative measures that must be taken

Anyone could be a Jew, you can never tell

Miss Israel, 2016

A group of jews in their natural habitat

The story she mentions at the end is "Lilith's cave"

Other folktales describe of how Lilith captured Jewish babies in the night and ate them, and how she led young girls and young husbands astray. Although Lilith was demonized by early Jewish culture as a symbol of promiscuity and disobedience, many modern Jewish feminists see Lilith as a positive figure & their role model.[1]

	“	I was so angry, I confronted him. He removed the boy from his penis, and I took the boy aside. I told this man, ‘It’s a sin before God, a mishkovzucher. What are you doing to this boy’s soul? You’re destroying this boy!’ He had a sponge on a stick to clean his back, and he hit me across the face with it. ‘How dare you interrupt me!’ he said. I had heard of these things for a long time, but now I had seen.	„
	—An eyewitness to The Jewish Child-Rape Assembly Line

Jews practice animal sacrifice[edit]

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They are torturing and killing these totally cute animals because they believe it makes their evil God happy! The things that Christians accuse Satanists of doing, the Jews actually do! In the Jewish Bible we can see that Cain and Abel, Moses and Abraham all perform animal sacrifice, and Jews today are doing the same!! Maimonides describes exactly how the sacrifices will occur on mass scale after the construction of the Third Temple. Look at how these Jews swing the chickens around their heads in a circle, what a twisted religious ritual! We must put an end to this sick cult!!!!

The Jews Did...[edit]

Warning!

With Jews, you lose!

... fiat money[edit]

So Mr. Goldberg and Miss Silverstein could gather all the JEWellery they want while you strive all your precious life to save some worthless pieces of paper.

... Jesus[edit]

Moar info: Jews did 33 AD.

Yeah, really, think about it. There is already a religion that teaches how to excel in life and says only it's followers are human then somebody steps in with a religion that teaches how to be peaceful and obedient sheep. And we all know, Jesus is a Jew. Smack yourself if you fell for it.

	“	The Jews Murdered Jesus	„
	—GirlOnInternet pissing on Kurt Eichenbald

	“	We did nothing of the sort. We merely took advantage of a legal system that was created by the Romans and got them to do the job for us	„
	—Jewish response

... inbreeding[edit]

To keep their Chosen-to-be-spilled blood pure. Came at a heavy cost of becoming a cesspool of colorful genetic diseases. Seriously, there are over 9000 genetic diseases which predominately infect Jews. That's how their almighty matriarch, Brooke Greenberg, is born.

... global warming[edit]

Newly-hatched Jew

A developing kike serpent, already scheming to take over the world

It is a well known fact that jews invented the automobile as a way to make make money and control the world by changing the climate in order to kill Christian babies. Jews will eventually find a cure to global warming which they will sell to get more of the world's money. Al Gore is controlled by the British royal family, which in turn is controlled by the jews. Gore showed his true colors by choosing Jew Lieberman, a Jew, as his running mate.

... America[edit]

Some proud jewish historian claimed that Christoph Columbus was actually a Crypto-Jew looking for some kikish promised land to kill it's inhabitants and then set themselves on fire. This claim is supported by the fact it all happened during the great pwnage of jews, The Spanish Inquisition BUT denied by other facts like he was looking for it in the exactly opposite direction and he is currently resting in the bowels of the third largest church in the world.

... the African Slave Trade[edit]

Dr. David Duke's work on the issue:

It's a known but widely unstudied fact that the Jews also largely contributed to the slave trade between Africa and early colonial America. Though the kikes always deny and sugar-coat it, the first European ships that sailed to Africa and traded black slaves mostly contained Jewish slave traders. You never learn about this part in history class because Jews always want to manipulate historical facts to keep their hands clean from blood in order for the whole world to take pity on their sorry asses for the Lollercaust.

... Hiroshima[edit]

Ever wondered why the Japs went from being a bunch of respectable civilized Badass moralfags that even Hitler admired as the Master Race, into the greatest cancer that is killing the Internet? Well blame an Autistic Jew (wow, what a deadly combination) named Albert Einstein and his fellow Kikes in the Manhattan Project, who invented the Atomic bomb and therefore annihilated Six Gorillion Japs and irradiated the rest, forever giving Japs profound mental retardation, all in the name of "Science." After the Jewnited States nuked Japan to submission they introduced another disastrous WMD called ~~Feminism~~ degeneracy which castrated all surviving Japanese. The result: an entire population of humans mutated into degenerated immature pedophiles who cannot reproduce (explaining their population collapse) unless it involves the brutal torture, rape and genocide of innocent children... exactly like how Jews celebrate Passover. Guro Hentai was invented when ronery Japanese were indoctrinated into Jewish reproductive practices such as Genital Mutilation, Crucifixion, amputations and drinking children’s blood like vampire wannabes. Conclusion: Jews also did Weeabooism.

Of course, the Jews were not satisfied with just that. The Hydrogen Bomb, the most powerful WMD on Earth, was born out of the manly love between kikes Edward Teller and Stanislaw Ulam. When ideologies of destruction fail, make tools of destruction.

... JFK[edit]

A wealth of evidence indicates that Kennedy vowed to shut down the Federal Reserve and end the Vietnam war; the FR was (and still is) owned by Jews who wanted the Vietnam War to keep going. JFK was resistant and told those filthy, war-mongering kikes to fuck off. So the Jews killed JFK and set up an innocent Christian-loving white man named Lee Harvey Oswald, causing him to take the fall. Keep reading below for moar info!

... Vietnam[edit]

Jews often practice animal abuse, as commanded by their God YHWH.

Ritual blood sacrifice is a core aspect of the Jewish religion.

Professional ingrates.

One of the now-well-established and undeniable facts of human history is that the Jews did, in fact, lure their puppet Americunts into the Vietnam War. The expert consensus can be summarized as follows:

Almost twenty years after pulling off the biggest global fraud in human history and now well established in their own militaristic country (stolen from the Palestinians), Shekel whoring Kikes decided once again that they were not satisfied with being the richest and most powerful group of individuals on the planet, and proceeded to begin constructing their usual international con scheme to gain more money and power (as they do every 15 years or so).

Quickly and systematically, they took over two big Cabinet positions in the Kennedy administration (Abraham Ribicoff and Arthur Goldberg), which they were able to acquire pretty easily because of the fact that they owned the Federal Reserve. They proceeded to fool JFK into ramping up imperial efforts in Vietnam. This decision, and the war that resulted from it, immediately created an abundant source for importing South East Asian opium into the Jewnited States, where it could be picked up by the Zionist mafia. The war also simultaneously distracted the Americunts away from the actions of Israel, who were busy furthering their illegal expansion into Palestine.

The problem was that when JFK, who was far smarter than any of his 20th-century predecessors, realized this disgusting conspiracy, he began moving to remove American troops from Vietnam. Desperate and angry, the Jewish machine in America moved fast. They recruited the aid of old boy NWO factions to remove JFK from office. Thus, they, together, orchestrated the infamous assassination of the president, removing him from office and bringing a Zionist sympathizer (LBJ) into the office of presidency. To ensure that no one else found out about this, Jews like Martin Agronsky (who owned the newspaper industry) reported that Lee Harvey Oswald managed to kill JFK alone. LBJ continued this staged war, donating the blood of millions of Americans to further the gain of his Kikish buddies.

Later, when LBJ was forced to leave office, the Jews and NWO factions went on to assassinate the only anti-war candidate left, Robert Kennedy. They further milked this action by framing it on an Ay-rab and claiming he did it because of RFK's "pro-Israel" positions (which didn't exist). Unfortunately, they also later realized that Nixon was not suitable when he closed down the heroin trade and began to make peace with the Soviet Union under orders from the Jew Henry Kissinger. Finally, Gerald Ford came into office and ended the war on Zionist terms. And U.S. agents agreed to not bring up Israel's misconduct during the war, and let them also acquire nuclear weapons.

... Communism, Objectivism, and your mom[edit]

Unless you have been living under a rock, you already know that Marx, Lenin, Rand and Freud were kikes. Fortunately Stalin came to save Mother Russia from kikes. Never will they stop devising pervasive ideologies.

... science[edit]

You see jews gloating about "20% of Nobel Prize winners are Jewish".

Jews are known for their impressive wit and intelligence. They consistently outsmart the inferior goyim.

That's not surprising. Anyone could become a scientist if castrated on the eighth day of life or if you had an OCD bitch of a mother who made sure you were studying every second of your life and not killing brain cells with Tv and masturbation.

... real estate[edit]

Having a Jewish neighbor is to your advantage and can up the resale value of your house, on average 11%.

If you have a real beef with your Jewish neighbor and your house is for sale, maybe you should wait until It's sold before doing stupid, and illegal, Shit like spraying a swastika in the middle of their lawn with weed killer. Reinacting Kristallnacht by throwing copies of Mein Kampf through their windows, or for real fun, if they're strict Kosher - feed their dog pork bacon while they watch.

Be warned, because if you really piss a Jew off they will sell their house at a loss to the dirtiest, angriest, most inner city Black man they can find just to nose dive your's and everyone in your neighborhood's property values.

It'll be High School all over again with everyone hating you.

...Hollywood[edit]

A casual perusal of the end credits attached to just about all movies funded by Hollywood Jew-gold will see names such as Gold, Golden, Goldsmith, Goldblum, Goldstein, Silver, Silverstein, Silversmith, et. al. You get the drift. Many of these sneaky vermin pulling the strings behind the scenes have resorted to anglicizing their Yiddish nomenclature due to a old Jewish fairy-tale that they would face persecution if they have readily identifiable kike name. The Jew, being a proud and stupid person often opt to keep their traditional jew name. And then wonder why they have swastikas drawn on their front gates and large cinder-blocks dropped on their small pets.

Conversely, you have many a jew who will anglicize their name in the hope of slipping under the allied radar. Not a hope. Wikipedia has a special 'jew-track -detect-name algorithm built into its structure which matches and cross-links jews to their spouses, spawn, relatives, friends(?) and data-matches them going back 6 generations (the Gold-standard as applied by the Third Reich) to detect and rectify any name changes. This is then displayed in their Wikipedia entry. They are a crafty creature after all. Who would guess that some actors, producers, directors without the slightest hook in their nose or habit of rubbing hands when looking at expensive items are actual Juden or married to same. So, identification has been made easy. A yellow star-of-david sewed onto their clothing would be ideal though that may cause a fuss in these enlightened(?) times.

And why, you may ask yourself, are so may Jews involved with Hollywood. That is easy. Money and Power. Unlike a great many movies made in Europe, movies made in Hollywood have to make a shitload of money. If the story is good and appeals to the masses, all the better. The Jews can congratulate themselves for that. Something else they are very astute at (while making the Gentiles watch).

more to come...

...Music[edit]

Moar info: Music.

There is no Jewish Conspiracy in entertainment.

...Kikewood[edit]

Moar info: Hollywood.

Moar info: Harvey Weinstein.

Here, Marlon Brando suggests that Jews start caring about regular people's suffering. This will never happen.

Jews have no influence in the media.

... 9/11[edit]

The M0ar U Know.

Some Jews, mainly Orthodox Jews are epic trolls.

Give me your Children.

Yes, after the Kikes regained their homeland through completely legitimate means they quickly discovered that they had to share their squat of sand with a bunch of Arabs. Getting rid of Middle Easterners was suddenly the only thing Jews could think about. At first, UN was sympathetic to the plight of the Jews, because, after all, no human should be forced to share things with Arabs. However, the U.N. soon realized that hating Jews is the only thing that can unite the peoples of the world. Besides that, Jews don't count as people. Therefore, helping Jews is simply against U.N.'s sacred dream of peace, love, and cooperation between all humans on the planet.

Now alone and desperate, the Jews needed to do something in order to get the stone rolling in the right direction. The Elders of Zion had a meeting with George W Bush, and decided to organize a "terrorist" attack against the World Trade Center. The Arabs were easy to blame because they hate the Jewnited States of America.

Simplifying matters even further, an obscure little Freedom-Fighting organization known as Al Queda, which just wanted to be recognized, was more than willing to take the blame. Their leader, Osama Bin Laden, was quick to issue a video claiming responsibility for the attacks that was sold to Fox, and Americans like the stupid retards we are believe everything on Fox News as the Absolute Truth.

The operation went much better than the Jews expected. Americans went into Brooklyn rage, first on Afghanistan and then on Iraq. When Obama came to power, attention briefly focused from the Middle East to North Korea, which was apparently going batshit insane, all of this no doubt a ploy by the Jews, although in summer 2009 Jews still took time to orchestrate attacks from Jew-created social networking sites in an attempt to topple the government of the arch-enemy of world kikery, Iran.

Once the United States Military is done liberating Middle East from the Arabs, the Kikes will move in and lick off the topping of the oil on the cake; the U.S. will be left with the less tasty bottom and a lot of Jew spit. In the aftermath, the Jews will once again have proven successful at manipulating the government, taking advantage of their control of media, manipulating foreign opinions, killing insane numbers of random people, and seizing a large amount of oil to fund their needs and make more Jew gold.

See also: Neocon

... Michael Jackson[edit]

Some people believe that Jews did Michael Jackson. Their reasoning goes as follows:

1. Jewish monetary perverts drool at the billions accumulated by MJ. They say shalom and try to invite themselves to dinner and MJ says GTFO.

2. In addition, Jews at the CIA want to insert memes into his lyrics so that they can sell more dope to the listeners. MJ says gb2hell.

3. Jews insert bait children into his life. Indeed, some of the children's families were bff with their Jewish attorneys.

4. MJ smells trouble, and responds with lyrics. The unedited version of one of his lyrics went as follows (srsly). Jewish lawyers made him change it. The song is accompanied by a creepy music that gives you visions of Jewish shark lawyers trying to banhammer you for good.

               He really fucked, 
               He thought he really got control of me 
               Somebody's out there, 
               Somebody really wants to get me 
               Kick me 
               Kike me 
               Use me 
               Abuse me 
               Sue me 
               Jew me 
               Take control of me

5. Jews find nothing funny and proceed with banhammering him. They fail at the banhammer but succeed in putting him out of commission.

... Windows 10[edit]

have you ever lost anything on windows when it crashed? Maybe a program is not working for no reason? its teh jews.
thanks to the jews, windows today is 70% crap, 20% useful stuff, 5% botnet, 4% good stuff, 1% unknown
Has 10^8 fanboys.
Old versions like Windows 95, 98, and ME crash over 9000 times a SECOND. This was to prevent arabs from doing anything productive.

Many people think that Microsoft is controlled by Bill Gates (autistic goy) but in reality he is merely a tool within a Zionist front organization. Gates is just a programmer who believes he's really rich with his billions while the Zionists are balling with their trillions (control of global money supply). Currently Microsoft's CEO is a right-wing Zionist Jew named Steve Ballmer whose mission was to help destroy the quality of Microsoft's products and provide goyim with shitty computers that crash on every click made.

Jewish racial divisions[edit]

Moar info: Who is a Jew?.

A most effective method.

Race has huge importance in jewish culture. Race is the most important sign by which jew recognize other jews. Jew items, like yarmulka, david star necklace, Hava Nagila ringtones and unpronounceable surnames alsou is used by jews to identify each other.

Much like rodents, as depicted in this documentary, Judaism has spread throughout the world and is now considered endemic. According to tradition there of was one tribe of Africans that God anointed with human IQ. This sudden increase in intelligence led to this tribe to get the hell out of Africa ASAP, and so they branched out of Egypt to most if not all the World. Yes, there are Indian and Chinese Jews as indigestible that fact may be. There are even Scientist Jews on Antarctica, basically only North Korea is certified judenfrei (except for communism) which explains why it is Paradise. The whiter Jews are called Sephardim, while every other mongrel including niggers are kindly referred to as "Oriental". These two groups have in common that they share some common nigger origin and believe in God, while there's a third group of Jews, the Ashkenazis, that is only there for political reasons. It basically goes like: Askenazi - whitest-looking, Sepharadi - Arabs with Jewish religion (maybe the Cohen family is real Jewish, experts don't know), African Jews - black people who call themselves Jews for no reason (probably because that way they can call "THEMSELVES" instead of "THEMSLAVES").

Ashke nazi[edit]

Typical Ashkenazi

Jew's operate on a simple principle, the whiter they are, the more dangerous they become. Ashekenazi's are the whitest of them all, and therefore can, and will, fuck you up the ass. If you see an Ashkenazi, you should run for your life. They are noted for being the only race hated by both Europeans, and non Ashkenazi Jew's, the first because they steal European intelligence and use it to cause havock in Europe, and the second because they appropriated Jewish culture and kicked out the original Jews, if you ever go to Israel and wonder why 90% of them look like they dropped out of Poland, Ashkenazi's are your answer. Ashkenazi's were created when european females encountered dark jews and had a bout of jungle fever and dark Jews being niggers, could not resist the sweet allure of white pussy making the half jewish psychopaths we have today. What's worse, these terrifying creatures are now bent on conquering You. Ashke means expatriate in Hebrew, and Nazi means Nazi. On April 30th 1945 the German Master Race discovered that their Leader had achieved Heroism. The newly reflective German Nazis understood the irony of it all and partnered with the only other people on Earth that were as Nationalists as them. Most surviving SS, as well as many loyal Nazi families, converted to Judaism and set up to conquer the world disguising themselves as their former enemies. This was the first time since the Khanate of Khazar that such a mass conversion to Judaism ever occurred. Ashkenazi jews have the highest IQ of all ethnic groups because they have convinced themselves to believe it and hence they are the master race. 90% of all jews, who control Hollywood, Tel-Avi-Sion, Wall Street and Zionist Occupied Governments are all Ashkenazi. Many Ashkenazi Jews were smart enough to move to America or Canada instead of Israel but those who went to Israel became dominant in politics and the economy. All of Israel's Prime Ministers have been Ashkenazi. As no one found Hitler's body, we believe that Hitler himself became an AshkeNazi and is now living in Israel, planing to kill his enemies. This group stands for 9 million out of 13 million Jews. The irony here is that that all jews from Russia and Poland consider themselves ash-keNazis. Ashkenazi Jews are the most hated yet they consider themselves the superior human beings and call every non-jew "Goyim" and any Jew who is not Ashkenazi, "Arsim". White Jews usually frequent /pol/ pretending to be Aryan White Supremacists to stir up fights between other whites.

Mizrahi Jews[edit]

Beware Jew-Jitsu!

The only difference between a Mizrahi and an Arab is their pervert look. Sephardi Oriental Jews, or colored Jews (or Arab Jews), are from Africa and Asia (Asia is more than just China you know). Yellow-ish skin kikes (like Natalie Portman/Kim Kardashian) Sephardic is jew term for hispanics, and in Israel they are like Mexicans in USA. Incidentally, their swarthy hue made them easy to spot by the "blue-blooded" Inquisitors, which got them booted out of Spain and Portugal. Due to their lack of IQ, coloured jews only managed to emigrate to Israel. Unlike ashkenazis, they have not crossbred with Europeans and are therefore the purest of the Jews. Therefore, sephardic jews are more clanny and secretive than white jews, and a handful of families control all the gold. It is said, Sephardis have the gold, Ashkenazis have the brains. They ~~aren't~~ ARE real Jews; which is why they are more violent and dumb. Some believe that they are the true Hebrews, ~~but~~ and genetic studies found that they aren't different from the Arabs at all. After all, they lived in Africa and Asia since the beginning of time. They are uneducated, gold thieves, and do the worst war crimes. YEAH, THEY'RE THE VERY SAME DARKY BREED WHO KILLED JESUS. When Hitler tried to genocide them, he stopped, as he realized that they are too worthless (as opposed to ashkenazis who, with their hybrid European intelligence and Semitic barbarism, were a legitimate threat to pure Aryan culture). Seeing them makes you want to scream "Hail AshkenaZitler!" as you see how they fail with everything, especially with copying Arabic music and food. If you come to Israel and see what looks like too many Arabs, remember that the original Jews were in fact Middle Eastern sandniggers as are the Mizrahim of today. While you could find a real Jew in your country, you won't see any difference between a Mizrahi and a normal Arab in your country. They like having sex inside the family, that's why they so sick and dumb. Still, they are not the worst Jews...

Schwarzies[edit]

During the late 1980s, the Israeli Government decided it needed less rebellious slave-labor and so it kidnapped a bunch of starving Ethiopians who were more than thankful to call themselves whatever the matza-givers told them. In Israel, Schwarzies are not just slaves, but the slaves, as they serve the official slaves, the Arabs. Even the 419 Niggers are converting to Judaism to avoid their barbaric Muslim and superstitious voodoo-loving Christian brothers.

There are also Indian Jews as well. These Negrah Jews are the worst race from the worst ethnic group. They are stinkier, poorer, and have the biggest noses. They used to be stolen from South Africa to Israel, they serve the official slaves, the Palestinians. Just like the Mizrahim, they aren't REAL Jews; they just became Jews because they were poor and greedy to more money. They are not only enemies to you, they are the enemies of the Jews themselves. If you hate the Jews in your country, wait to see the monkey Jews in the shitland, Israel. The real Jews named them "Ashvartze Hayis" - black animals. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

What the above means (Ashkenazi, Mizrahi, Schwarzies)[edit]

Absolutely dick, because Jews are just Arabs with ~~a different God~~ the same God. Lol, stupid religion.

Jewish Slashfic[edit]

The front cover of the Talmud, The Jewish holy book.

A jew passing on herpes to a jew-larva

Jews rely on trickery and deception in battle.

The Jews wrote some of the oldest fanfic still in existence, which is alternately called the "Old Testament" and the "Tanakh." Based on these writings, they obviously hate homosexuals and steal cocks. Sometimes as psychotic, violent and convoluted as a Shaw Brothers/Tarantino collaboration, the "Old Testament" AKA the Jew Testament is filled with acts of naked misogyny and barely-suppressed faggotry that would make any feminist instantly livid, as well as multiple counts of mass murder and homophobia akin to that of their future Teuton oppressors, partially redeeming this otherwise Messiah-denying lot of hook-nosed bean counters. Also, unleavened bread consumption, hallucinating burning vegetation, daring HJIC Abraham to knock up some Egyptian harlot to create Israel's future "enemy"... the Jew Testament is full of hours of family-safe drama and lulz. Don't forget the missing foreskins!

Talmud[edit]

This is what Jews actually believe:

Menahoth 43b-44a. A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: "Thank you God for not making me a Gentile, a woman or a slave".
Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Non-Jews are not human. Only Jews are human ("Only ye are designated men").
Baba Mezia 24a, Sanhedrin 57a, Baba Kamma 113a: Jews may lie to, steal from, cheat, kill and rob non-Jews.
Rosh Hashanah 17a . Christians and others who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.
Sanhedrin 55b. A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years "and a day" old) and/or rape a gentile.
Kethuboth 11b. When a older Jew has intercourse with a girl it is nothing because her virginity will grow back.
Sanhedrin 59a: A goy who studies the Talmud is liable for death.
Gittin 70a. The Rabbis taught: "On coming from a privy (outdoor toilet) a man should not have sexual intercourse till he has waited long enough to walk half a mile, because the demon of the privy is with him for that time; if he does, his children will be epileptic."

That's right, pedophile Jew rabbis suck baby dick for a living!

Genital mutilation (circumcision)[edit]

The Jewish circumcision is the celebrated mutilation and barbecue (far as we know) of the male foreskin, symbolizing the jewgod's fetish for knives, mutilating children, and baby penis. The Jewgod is so obsessed mutilating penises that he curses the jew's foreskin, as it is said that any jew with a foreskin may actually enjoy sex and pleasure his woman. This is of course at odds with what the jewgod wants which is for jews to only worship him and give him money. Genital Mutilation is usually inflicted by a "mohel", a Jew who enjoys fondling and cutting baby penis.

Real hardcore jews suck the blood from the bleeding baby's penis. Sometimes the jew-larvae even dies from Herpes passed on to the infant from the mohel. (Seriously!)

The most important difference between Judaism and Catholicism: in the Jew religion, child molestation by religious elders occurs out in the open in front of everyone with the parents laughing and smiling.

Jews in denial[edit]

Plus, you could be one, too and not know it!

Keeping kosher: An introduction for beginners[edit]

Jews come in a variety of forms, memorizing them could save your life(savings).

Jews are the only known natural metal detector.

Jews follow dietary laws given to them by their God Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken, because they've forgotten how to pronounce it (modern scholars believes it was either Yud-Hey-Vav-Hey (YHVH), Jehovah, or Cthulhu). The kosher, or "kraut," laws are voluminous and complex, though the basics include:

Not eating the flesh of certain "forbidden" animals (such as pigs).
Ensuring that those animals that are killed for food be killed in a ritually sanctified fashion.
Not consuming meats, in combination with dairy products. The Jews thus despise cheeseburgers and, and accordingly. What's life without a cheeseburger?
Not consuming grape products, like wine, that are manufactured or touched by non-Jews.
Eating Aryan babies, usually at Passover and often with a delightful light sauce and table wine.
Avoiding Zyklon Knishes like the ten plagues of Moses.
Never eating anything prepared using utensils or dishes that have been used to serve non-kosher food. No, seriously. Like I'm supposed to buy new plates so your Jew ass can eat your slop. Get back in the oven.

Contrary to popular belief or what the Jews tell you, Kosher meat is not the meat from ritually slaughtered animals. What else would they do with all those foreskins they slice off babies? The kikes know that there's money to be made from that meat. It's really not how the Kosher meat is made, it's what the Kosher meat is made with.

Slurpees and Kashrut[edit]

The good news for Jews is that nearly all Slurpees are kosher! Pareve even! Except for Diet Pepsi, which is only Kosher Dairy as it has an anti-freezing sweetener derived from milk. And the Piña Colada, not Kosher at all; stay away Jew.

The Mezuzah[edit]

A mezuzah is a container that contains a small parchment scroll and a 100 dollar bill that is hung on the main entrance of the house of a Jewish person's door jam. Contained upon the parchment are the Hebrew words of the Shema which were handwritten by a Jewish scribe. On the $100 Bill there will be a blue triangle with the word ZOG written in the center or זוג .

Wealthy families will usually have one that is made of gold or silver so You should steal one on sight.

Converting to Judaism[edit]

Converting to Judaism has several advantages. You are entitled to an Israeli passport that can prove handy if the FBI brands you as a pedobear. You may also be entitled to a resort like-villa in occupied Palestine and Australia. A little paperwork can also get you some German Holocaust reparations.

Alas, its not that easy. Realizing that Israel would be flooded by poor people from Zimbabwe and Mexico, Jews never encourage conversion. Even dark coloured Ethiopian and Ugandan Jews are laughed at as half-asses in Israel. If you inquire about converting, Jews would direct you to join Jewish scam-business cults such as Scientology and Jehovah's Witnesses instead. Bear in mind that if you join these groups to get Jewgold, you will be the one paying it instead!

	“	You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcised You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick [Chorus:] No one would touch you, now you're a Jew You fucking hebe, now you're a kike After you got circumcised Guys still wouldn't touch you It's bad enough you were a fag before Now you're a gay faggot Jew [Chorus]	„
	—You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick [2]

Ask a Jew anything[edit]

Moar info: The Jews and Their Lies.

Is there a secret Jewish organisization that rules the world? Mel Gibson.

Yes Mel, there is. Every Friday, Exactly 1 hour before sunset, we have to be at our computers to vote on our master plan and we then spend the next 24 hours washing our hands of it. This week we're voting on Fucking over fat, white America with a 2 cent junkfood tax.

Why are you Jews so damn greedy? David Duke

I see it less as greed and more of a taste for the finer things in life. Until you have driven down the coast of California in a Ferarri convertable, with the top down, AC Blasting and a $10,000 a day call girl feeding you some of the finest Columbian with a platinum coke spoon you mother gave you, you don't know what living is.

Thanks for the cigarette tax asshole. Some French Guy.

That wasnt us, that was your brilliant liberal thinkers like Bill Clinton and Obama that thought that the numbers would stay the same if a pack of cigarettes was raised to $10 and they could pay for their health plans. Simple accounting or economics will tell you how stupid this idea is.

I hope God forgives you Jews for being Jews. CWC

He does. As the Catholics teach, God forgives whoever has the cash, and we're Jews.

Why does Tv suck so bad?

We, Jews, are only responsable for the commercials. You, fat America, are responsable for what's on because you keep watching shit like "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." The way it works is, the more you watch shit like The Cardashians, the more we will put our commercials in that time zone and on that channel to get you to buy our shitty products.

What the fuck is up with Sarah Silverman? Is she supposed to be funny? Jerry Seinfield.

I'm just as confused as you are. All I get is that she's a Fran Dresher wannabee that also wants to be the blonde, aryan, cheerleader type. Ill let you in on a little secret, we Jews hate her too and put her out there as a Jewish cliche to serve as a lightning rod for Southern American Anit-Semitism.

Reminder: The above is another example of the Jews and their lies. Nevar forget.

Commentary[edit]

	“	OK you arrogant wannabe nazi asshole. Raping is not funny, killing jews or anyone else is not funny, you are fake and you have to hide behind your bullshit to feel secure. Good ban me, but you can get your stupid inbred ass up and tell me like a man, not "you got ass raped" well when your mom or sister gets ass raped lets see how funny it is then bitch. and you know what it's not a crime for me to change the entire page. I also feel the need to inform you that I am jewish, and that all of that bullshit is highly offensive, and should you dare slip up, I will sue your site and you for hate crimes. Now would you like that how does it feel to be "pwned". Do you use that phrase because you were too busy fucking your inbred ass sister to open a book and learn to spell owned? Do you feel that you are superior because you can say shit like "I hate jews" ya, when someone says I hate white inbred ass bitches and points at you then how do you feel? HMM? Do you still try to make yourself look big by saying even more spiteful and hateful things, do you have to hide behind this because the only ass you come close to getting is the one in that pic becaus you have a small dick? Do tell why you are so insecure that you must use words like niggerloving kike? I'm suprised you can spell those words right, I guess having a penis the size of a grain of rice and trying to jack it off you just gave up and learned to spell. Next all I need to do is wait and watch and as soon as you slip up I will have an attourney speak to you for the charges of hate crimes. So I expect a reply unless all of what I'm saying is correct. And next time I suggest watching what you say and allow to be said. Now you can return to getting cock in your ass	„
	—Butthurt Jew

This quote embodies the true soul of the Jew. He starts out with a Jewtastic argument about racism, but reverts to the typical "stupid inbred sister fucker" garbage that you expect from some butthurt fucker on the Internet. He then goes on to say that surprise buttsecks isn't funny, which we all know is incorrect. Also, notice how he resorts to a threatening a lawsuit, the jew's primary defense.

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