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| Javier Suzumiya | |
| Born: | December 20th 1998 |
| Nationality: | Mexicoon |
| Education: | Mexicunt Bastard Skool |
| Occupation: | Drawing shitty pictures |
| Aliases: | Pedophile, Pervert, Javier Saggytits, JaviSaggytits, Javicunt Shitzumiya, Spic, Illegal Immigrant, Homophobe, Faggot In Denial, Crack Ship Spammer, Smelly Dumb Beaner Scum, Weeaboo, Javier-Delirious, Asspie, CP Artist, NegaPoop, Hidelous
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Javi Suzumiya (AKA: Javier), also known as Javicunt Shitzumiya, JaviShitzumiya, JaviSaggytits, Javier Shitzumiya, NegaPoop and Javier-Delirous is a Mexican pedophile, weeaboo, homophobe and closet-faggot that has become infamous after drawing tons of The Loud House Rule 34, ESPECIALLY of that ship, Samcoln which is a terrible ship as Sam is 15 years old and Lincoln is only 11. JaviSuzumiya specializes in creating WTF-worthy pictures full of child porn and his favorite fetish of all time, tongues sticking out. Because DeviantArt bans child porn, Javier has choice but to upload his shitty art on Pixiv, where you can find an emporium of the most disturbing child porn in the far reaches of teh intranetz. Not to mention all the tongues sticking out, cum and drool. JaviSuzumiya, also better said as Javicunt Shitzumiya is an up-and-coming lolcow and porn artist, though he may focus on ragebait, just like Shadman, Evalion and Nicole Arbour.
It should be known that Javi is a bastard hybrid of a Spaniard and his primitive spearchucker wives, well he is the descendant of many of these unions as well as having a few Negro ancestors. Because of hiding in his mom's basement all day long while browsing CP, he is likely to be morbidly obese and caked in several layers of oil, grease and whatever comes of a Mexican nigger; and having dozens of pus-filled acne and blackheads. Disgusting! Javi Shitzumi- I MEAN Javier Martinez Rodrigo Gonzalez Sanchez teh Third is a sick fuck, but he is a filthy pedophile who masturbates 3 times a day to children having orgies, using anal lube and sticking multiple dildos up their asses.
In your truly shitty rollercoaster of emotions you are feeling right now, take a step back, relax and try to think of all the good things that has happened today. Hopefully you will feel better after searching up this truly, nauseatingly sick fuck unless your Javier, and you don't even need to listen to my motherfucking advice cause' you are a dirty pedophile. You will go to hell you fat disgusting failure!!!
Contents
- 1 Who is Javi (Javier)!?
- 2 Biography
- 3 Personality
- 4 The Samcoln House AU
- 5 The Art of JaviSuzumiya
- 6 JaviSuzumiya's Autistic, Homophobic Fanbase of SamcolnFags
- 7 JaviSuzumiya's Awesome, Sardonic Hatedom of Sane People
- 8 The Legend of the Sunafag Empire
- 9 Drama
- 10 Fan Video
- 11 Brutally true facts
- 12 Trolling JaviSuzumiya
- 13 Javier's newest OC!
- 14 The Fanfictions of Javier Shitzumiya
- 15 See Also
- 16 External Links
Who is Javi (Javier)!?[edit]
| —payton009, a DeviantArt loser mocking Javi Shitzumiya | ||
JaviSuzumiya is a lolcow on DeviantArt who is infamous for spamming his horrible ships such as Linka x Boy Lynn, Lincoln x Sam and Luna x Sam’s Brother, Simon. He started his DeviantArt career by making badly colored pictures of Boy Lynn fucking Linka in the ass, and its freaking ugly. He also drew some Gravity Falls and drew TomStar ship fanarts. No matter how "charming" or "intelligent" he is, he is a pedophile who must be avoided and bullied at all costs!
JaviSuzumiya may only be an amateur pedophile who makes shitty child porn on Pixiv, but he stands out because of his extreme stupidity and how he faps to child porn. Regardless of his "charming" and "satirical" personality, he is a pedophile, and you guys all know that a leopard never changes its spots, except that this very leopard is not a leopard and is a Mexican covered in acne supervolcanos which will NEVER EVER GO AWAY.
Javier makes really shitty art using the software ArtRage Lite and as a troll and pedophile, he loves using the software to create ridiculous WTF-worthy pictures that increase your suicide levels by OVER 9000! As a troll who loves seeing little prepubescent boys fucking teenage bitches, he created an emporium of porn of Lincoln x Sam, involving them fucking like rabbits in the most horrifying of ways in the most awkward of locations. Javier has numerous fetishes, but he loves drawing cringey shit, the cringier and dumber it is, the more sexually aroused he will become. If you are a pussy, don't see his art or you will get explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting or even worse, AIDS.
JaviSuzumiya TL;DR
JaviSuzumiya IRL
JaviSuzumiya's Girlfriend IRL
What JaviSuzumiya really faps too! Yes! He is a sick, demented FUCK!
JaviSuzumiya's Penis
JaviSuzumiya's kitchen!
JaviSuzumiya's Shack
JaviSuzumiya's Daddy
Javier's Shitty Car
Where JaviSuzumiya's parents should have went too before he was born
JaviSuzumiya's favorite comic to fap too
Biography[edit]
Javier shot out of his mother's vagina on December 20th, 1998 in a rat-infested Tijuana shithole flooded with rapists and drug smugglers. She decided against aborting him in hopes he'd be a successful adult, but she was wrong when she discovered his obsession with The Loud House, pedophilic antics and female teens fucking little boys. This day will live in infamy.
Javier was diagnosed with Ass Burgers at an early age. Because of exposure to the Asplergia-Mushroom Cloud fallout that spread all over the world and caused a global plague of autism, he became autistic (its very rare for subhuman apes to become autistic, but its possible and they are usually 10 times worse than an autistic human). This led to his extremely unhealthy obsession with the Electric Jew and Digital Nip, turning him into a pedophilic weeaboo with OVER 9000 fetishes. Javi has zero social skills, which is why he always hides behind is computer and creates shitty porn, just like a basement dweller.
At the tender age of 10, Javier was brutally gang-raped by a bunch of teenage bitches. As a result he has turned into a psychotic fetishist who fantasizes about little kids having harems of big booty older women and MILFs. The bitches probably regretted their decision as they have inadvertently created a small, but fast-growing shitstain that will forever plague the internet for years to come.
As Javier grew older, his sexuality begun to grow at an exponential rate and he began to dress like a little faggot boy and masturbate to Japanese Hentai while his fetishes for incest, surprise sex and dildo-pegging grew. His morbid corpulence increased from a lack of exercise and spending all day browsing Rule 34 of cartoons, this also made his formerly shit-colored skin turn pasty and disgusting from a lack of sunlight.
Now he has become 18 and is now fucking illegal. Because he can draw his own porn now, he has become a full-time porn artist funded by many other basement-dwelling perverts and the socially retarded on Patreon (e-begging). Don't donate to him, and the less he gets, the better. Do your part in keeping a minor shitstain of the Internet from turning into a major disgusting one who would plague it with forced memes such as "MUH SAMCOLN" and "MUH LINA LOUD". Because of Javi's slowly increasing infamy, he has amassed a legion of fantards such as ReedAhmad, Julex93, X3Corez, Patanu, MegaD3, SonicGMI-22, Pepemay, DarkerXTV, Maddie-Dite 13, Bart-Toons, Yeguscus, Daniel1234jan, TMNTFAN85 and TheGuyMexican who will spam haters with every bizarre insult they can think off while drawing crappy Samcoln and Lina Loud fanart. No one knows how a border-hopping, burrito-eating, pedophilic, pale shit-skinned, Mexican, virgin, sombero-wearing, racist, homophobic, Faggot In Denial, pig-dog Untermensch Chimpanzee got so much retarded watchers, but this shitstain is growing fast, and these Tumblrfags better start destroying him, form Anti-JaviSuzumiya groups and go all Zamii070 on him, as he is a homophobe, pedophile and a closet-faggot.
Personality[edit]
JaviSuzumiya is a deranged, sociopathic, chauvinistic, perverted, retarded, pedophilic, homophobic and extremely dimwitted loser on DeviantART who suffers from a severe case of Assburgers Syndrome, similarly to his waifu, Vaggie Vagina from Vivienne Medrano's shitty webtoon, Hazbin Hotel. Most of his humor revolves around his perverse sexual tastes such as tongues sticking out and child porn, his tendency towards masturbating 5 times in a row and cumming on his MLP plastic crap, or his stupidity. There is also a running joke in which he is heavily suggested to be a closet-faggot, which is most likely true as he uses his homophobia to mask his faggotry, but we are not stupid, he is the stupid one.
He is also very rude, obnoxious, and vituperative, as seen when he insulted a bunch of Sunafags a couple times, and even insulted Faxot and Curt Sibling by calling him a "homo lovur" while at his garbage-filled basement clutter with shit, plastic crap, legoz and who knows what else during one of his many flame wars he started. In addition to this, he was also a xenophobic and racist bastard, as shown by his opprobrious comment, "I'm trying to separate the Whites from the Niggers here! Niggers like Clyde, get- LYNCHED!". It is not uncommon to see him rip off people's wigs, chimp out over gay pride parades and do other forms of bullshit.
JaviSuzumiya's arch-nemesis is payton009, a crazy man who made shittons of hate art of him which is proudly displayed on the wiki. However, EDiots love trolling and raiding his shitty social media accounts. Activities include: tricking Javier into washing our testicles, in which he says each time, "You ballz are cleaan."; doxxing him; spamming him pics of hawt homosex; making hate art and simply showing him evidence that he is a pedophilic freak. Everyone is welcome to join, except for the homophobic, idiotic Samcolnfags, and you of course.
Javier loves getting his retarded cult following of peanut-brained losers to accompany him during flame wars where they proceed to barrage the Sunafags and sane people death threats, God Hates Fags stuff, Stormfront content, Niggers Getting Lynched, homophobic comments and other random bullshittery. One insane Samcolnfag even posted a picture of him defecating on a picture of Luna and Sam having buttsecks. They have raided many places in teh InterWebz and have spread like a cancer, they raid petitions and chimpout when they see homosex lovers. This dumbass disease must be fucking stopped and these pedophiles sent to concentration camps to live the rest of their miserable existences being forced to do hard labor and getting whipped by the Schutzstaffel.
The Samcoln House AU[edit]
The defining feature of Javier Suzumiya is his own Loud House AU, where Sam Sharp falls in love with Lincoln and dumps Luna. Also, Sam is apparently a pedophile as pedophiles must be at least 4 years older than their waifu or husbando. In this shitty AU, Lincoln and Sam have their baby, Lina Loud after Sam raped Lincoln when she was 16 to 17 while Lincoln was 12 and alot of shitty stuff happened. Like every other bad fanfiction, there are a shitton of plotholes, as in 1 story, Luna falls in love with Sam's brother, Simon Sharp; while in another story, she gets all depressed and- starts taking steroids? No wait, she became fucking depressed but she gets over being forever alone and becomes Lina's band admin. Either way, it is near-impossible to understand a single thing in the Javier Hijinks and Shit Trilogy/Lincoln Loud's Love Quest/Sam the Pedophile/Lina and Nathan Start Dating/Luna Takes Steroids/Luna Commits Suicide/The Problem With 2 Rocker Gals/Adventures in Javiville and Javi Javi Suzumiya Club. According to Javier from his Tumblr account, Lily Loud is in love with Carlitos Casagrande and she is also a furry. Luan and Maggie are married and have a daughter, Lois Loud; Lois, Lily and Carlitos are also part of Lina's stupid gang.
As you can see, the Samcoln AU is fucking stupid, Sam is not a pedophile and Lina Loud is basically a mary sue anyways. Lisa and Darcy are not dating, Darcy is too damn stupid while Lisa is asexual since she has Ass Burgers, Lily Loud is not a damn furfag, 2 women cannot have a baby that looks like a combination of them AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, Lincoln Loud would not be able to ejaculate as he is only 11! The amount of plotholes in this shitty AU is astounding, you can just paint it yellow and make it your SpongeBob body pillow, YES! You fap to SpongeBob don't you, you sick damn fuck! While any normal, sane person will try to fix their plotholes and make their AU better, Javier is unable to tolerate constructive criticism and will start throwing a shitfit because you bullied a speshul wittle boi! Sam and Lincoln don't have feelings for Luna, they hate her and want to cuck her so hard the Gods will stare in wonder, it is so dark yet so goddamn over-saccharine and retarded it makes many other AUs look normal in comparison. At least this steaming pile of crap is better than the masterpiece known as Sonichu.
Despite all these obvious flaws pointed out, Javi prefers sitting on his sweaty chair and whacking off to his collection of Plastic crap instead of improving his shitty AU. Javier is stuck in his happy-wappy, sissy-wissy Latin American-Alabama-RetardLand Combo utopia where the average human gets grandchildren in his 30s; teen sex happen all the time and genuinely good people get cucked 24/7, often by their siblings. It may be too late in saving this Mexican Aspergian, he is doomed to rot away in his basement as he fucks his five dollar footlongs while seeing his mom's n00dz. He also took the courtesy of putting peppy usagyuuun fucking everywhere and renaming Royal Woods JaviSuzumiyaVille
Fortunately, many people have tried reasoning with him, but it could be useless. That fucking retard will continue churning shitty child porn and Samcoln art for all eternity and using the cash to buy legoz and moar plastic crap. Besides, he has a legion of mentally disabled freaks who were abandoned by their real families and have walnut-sized brains who will defend him no matter what, even if they have do illegal things.
The house Lincoln and Sam bought is literally the same as the Spokes's family home, showing how much of a lazy Mexican fuck JaviSuzumiya is.
Lina Loud[edit]
JaviSuzumiya's Loud House OC is Lina Loud, better known as Lake Angel, Retard, Loser, Love Child, Product of pedophilia, WTF, LOLWUT, Freakazoid, Not Lit At All, Fucking Bullshit, Never happened, Helena Whiteheart's lover, Loud Idiotic Nauseating Asshole Lipid-ridden OJ Ugly Diseased FREAK and Impossible crack ship creature. However, we do not have to use any of these words for a creature made out of paedophilic love as the mere presence of her would be extremely offensive to most.
Lina is a very gay and stuuuupid idiot and not only is she retarded and horrible at every instrument available, she enjoys copious amounts of buttsecks with her longtime waifu, Helena Whiteheart, who did not bully her, but raped and molested her in the high school boys's locker room. She also has a pet white wolf cub she rescued from a circus whom she has sex with everyday as animal knots turn her on. Other than the fact that she has utterly no real personality, she is made of pedophilic love.
Lina's boyfriend is a guy called called Nathan Bennett, a guy that no one gives a flying fuck about. Nathan is also lazily created, and he too has no real personality. He is the offspring of Luna's other band members, George and Ruth (WHAT IS THE LEGAL AGE IN THIS AU!?!?), which is just plain retarded. But what do you expect when a fat, Mexican aspie makes shitty fanfics about a crappy kids' cartoon. JaviSuzumiya says that he is legendary with a guitar, but the only thing legendary about his guitar playing is the fact that he uses it penetrate Lina's vagina and as a cupholder for his speshul Jizztini Smoothies.
The Art of JaviSuzumiya[edit]
When Javier-Delirious (courtesy of request spammer BlueSonicMania) has to make art for you after you gave him some Jewgolds, if it is child porn, it will always be loli/shota or both and the characters will ALWAYS have the same creepy retarded stare and this freak gets to decide whether their tongues stick out or not. His art is well, shit; Javier uses Mast3r Rainb0w's TLH Artstyle tutorial, but because Javier is so damn stupid, he only ended up making his pictures look whack and weird.
JaviSuzumiya has many fetishes, but he always draws his female characters with knee-high stockings and everyone has the same retarded eye expression. He especially loves making his stupid characters stick their tongues out despite it being extremely cringe-worthy to see. This has resulted in that useless Spic getting tons of haters, but he has a plan. He tried posting how he collects his hate comments as "Trophies", but it just led to a shitstorm. Despite Javier's retarded flamboyance, his enemies have a point and have actual lives, unlike Javier and his fellow weeaboo pedophile fantards.
To say for the least, Javier's art is not good, it is badly drawn, weird and downright terrible. If Javier wants to make it into the future, he better take a proper art lesson instead of whacking off in his basement to his 2 peso anime figurines. The shading is not in tune with the TLH art style, the characters are often severely off-model and his paper texture is slightly wrong. He also must stop using the same retarded expression and quit drawing child porn.
Shitty Child Porn JaviSuzumiya made for the world[edit]
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Warning! THIS ART IS SO DAMN BAD IT HAD TO BE DELETED. CHILD PORNOGRAPHY IS FUCKING ILLEGAL!!! |
- Clyde is a stupid lil nigga.jpg
*WTF*
- JS Samcoln doodle.jpg
*WTF*
*WTF*
- JS Lynncoln.jpg
*WTF*
*WTF*
- GL1.jpg
*FAP*
- GL2.jpg
*FAP*
- GL3.jpg
*FAP*
- GL4.jpg
*FAP*
- TLH permablowjob HAHAHAHAHA.jpg
*FAP*
- Freckled fuck.jpg
*FAP*
- Best xmas gift.jpg
*FAP*
- Linka X Ronaldo.jpg
*FAP*
- Got cum no fart.jpg
*FAP*
- Lisacoln WTF.jpg
*FAP*
- Dark ritual.jpg
*FAP*
- Intense 4some.jpg
*FAP*
- Gay shit.jpg
*FAP*
- Lincoln Log.jpg
*FAP*
- Nacho bath.jpg
*FAP*
- Hot milk.jpg
*FAP*
- Netorare is love.jpg
*FAP*
- Nightmares.jpg
*FAP*
- Ruthcoln.jpg
*FAP*
- Something... random.jpg
*FAP*
- Wild Night.jpg
*FAP*
- TLH - Oh Gawd WTF.jpg
*FAP*
- A wonderful sister.jpg
*FAP*
- Amanda Santiago Loud by JaviSuzumiya.jpg
*FAP*
- Cream.jpg
*FAP*
- Heartbreasts Leni.jpg
*FAP*
- Danacoln.jpg
*FAP*
- Lincoln and Ms. D.jpg
*FAP*
- Fionacoln.jpg
*FAP*
- Go fuck yourself, Lincoln!.jpg
*FAP*
- New no 1.jpg
*FAP*
- Nikkicoln1.jpg
*FAP*
- Nikkicoln2.jpg
*FAP*
- Deepest and wettest.jpg
*FAP*
- TLH dildos party.jpg
*FAP*
- Mall QT.jpg
*FAP*
- TLH Oh God WTF.jpg
*FAP*
- Samcoln bath time.jpg
*FAP*
- Samcoln 3.jpg
*FAP*
- Sam selfie.jpg
*FAP*
- Treesomes are good.jpg
*FAP*
- Samcoln 4.jpg
*FAP*
- Samcoln sweet shot.jpg
*FAP*
- Samcoln 5.jpg
*FAP*
- Xmas 3some.jpg
*FAP*
- Classic sam strikes back.jpg
*FAP*
- TLH hot sex.jpg
*FAP*
- Becoming good.jpg
*FAP*
Positive contributions and art JaviSuzumiya made for this world[edit]
JaviSuzumiya's Autistic, Homophobic Fanbase of SamcolnFags[edit]
| —A Retarded JaviSuzumiya Fanboy | ||
JaviSuzumiya may be a disgusting Mexican untermensch pedophile whose only job is creating child porn for your Jewgolds, but unfortunately he has a legion of butthurt autistic homophobic Samcolnfags who act as his personal army. Basically, these losers with no life spam Samcoln memes (often badly made), dogpile on normal people and spam every bizarre insult they can think of at Suna Shippers. These fucking retards have spread like a plague and have started infesting various places in the InterWebs. A good example is the Worst Things About TLH List, and these morons chimped out, upvoting Luna X Sam 20 times a day while hurling every ridiculous insult they can come up with with their peanut-sized brains, these fucktards ruin everything they touch. One reader even got tired of their bullshit!
Don't get me wrong, me and my fellow Encyclopedia Dramaticans hate Suna because its just Kevin The Fucking Jew pushing his liberal and diversity agenda on us, along including Parvana the Muztard Terrorist and Ruby the Smelly Street Shitter. But Javier is a lolcow, and you know how we treat lolcows here! Sunafag and Samcolnfag are both equally retarded, with one being a SJW Libtard Cuck and the other being a Homophobic Alt-Righter (sometimes Pedophile), but Sunafags currently rule while Samcolnfags are few in number. JaviSuzumiya may seem like a conservative oasis where they can escape Kevin's SJW bullshittery, but would you want to be associated with a guy that faps to lolis.
LIST OF JAVISUZUMIYA FANS[edit]
JAVISUZUMIYA FANS IN ACTION[edit]
Here is a compilation of JaviSuzumiya's legion of pedophiles, homophobes, autists, manchildren, losers, perverts and other miscreants and deviants engaging in raids and flame wars as they battle the Sunafag Empire!
Javi claims to be a homosex lover, but his fans prove otherwise
A typical JaviSuzumiya fanboy throwing a tantrum
In some cases, Sunafags are no better
ReedAhmad is no longer a JaviSuzumiyafag and has moved on to becoming a gay rights activist, despite being a Muzzie
Samcolnfags are known to be overly violent and vulgar when shown the truth.
Fun Fact: Luna X Sam haters like Javi are just toxic assholes with no lives
Note that he supports incest, and the heterophobe below
I though JaviSuzumiya loved Luaggie!?
Samcolnfags are the pinnacle of stupidity, pedophilia and toxicity
Breaking News! Samcolnfag having an autistic meltdown!
BUT I WANT SAMCOLN STOP BULLYING ME!!11
In the Booru, Samcolnfags run rife and vandalize everything Suna they see
billy is being an idiot
billy's flame war: Part 2
TMNTFAN85, one of Javi's loyal white knights
The fake Misha with the name of Misha. is a retard
Wow, so much homophobia
LoserPasta, one of Javier's newest recruits for the Samcolnfag Military is fighting payton009 head on.
JaviSuzumiya's Awesome, Sardonic Hatedom of Sane People[edit]
Since not everyone in the world are retarded pedophile apologists, Javier has a massive hatedom full of smart, rational people who have common sense and can detect pedophilia. While it can be argued that Samcoln is not pedophila, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CHILD PORN AT JAVISUZUMIYA'S PIXIV ACCOUNT, HUH!?!?! There are members of the JaviSuzumiya Hate Organization, their numbers are growing at a rapid pace and they include Faxot, payton009, Curt Sibling, emerson edwards, send flawps and many, many MORE folks who just can't stand pedophilia.
The hatedom may be smarter than most, but it is not without flaws. JaviSuzumiya has too little haters, which is why this ED page was created to show the world who he truly is. Some of his haters such as ImFuckinArtist, payton009 and UltraAutismMan are extremely toxic and stupid, and we EDiots often like to troll them in-between our raids on JaviSuzumiya's social media accounts. However, payton009 decided to make tons of hateart, which is proudly displayed on ED where it shines brighter than the sun. Payton009 tried getting it off after Javier surprised buttsexed him after swimming to Canada, but we promptly blocked his sorry ass!
These sane people in the hatedom are some of the best people you will ever meet. Not only do they act like normal human beings, but they are capable of identifying pedophilia and shitty art. Their hateart is probably good, but it has yet to be found.
HATE ART GALLERIA[edit]
Something that makes JaviSuzumiya curl up and cry like a baby.
JaviSuzumiya gets fucking triggered when you show him this.
Get rekt, JaviSuzumiya, Suna is FUCKING canon!
Payton009 hates Javier Suzumiya
Made by payton009, Javier's biggest hater.
JEW'D!
No one likes JaviSuzumiya
Kevin Sullivan, the Jewish writer that JaviSuzumiya hates with a fiery passion.
The day Thomas and JaviSuzumiya hated each other
They meet again. Thomas became mad while Javier grew a Moustache
KA-POW!
Here is an Anti-JaviSuzumiya icon to show your hate to that homophobic closet-faggot pedophile.
Homer hates JaviSuzumiya
IMMA GONNA WHACK YO ASS!
What happens when you add JaviSuzumiya to a show's fandom
Blood came out
The Loud Siblings had fucking enough of being lewded!
Even Javier's fellow mestizos hate him!
FUCK JAVIER
Lori and Leni had enough of JaviSuzumiya lewding them.
JaviSuzumiya is cruisin' fo' a bruisin'
Monkeys are known to have higher IQs than Mexican Asspies.
Lincoln goes full punker
The Loud Siblings have fucking enough!
This is what you get for shipping Samcoln!
NEGAPOOP
JaviSuzumiya is hated by so much, obviously
Penguins hate JaviSuzumiya
This meme says everything
The Legend of the Sunafag Empire[edit]
Surely you are thinking after reading all of this "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE SAMCOLNFAGS?". Or alternatively, "dat sondz jazz liek me" (if the latter describes you, you are an homophobic, autistic, no-life, manbaby, retarded, Mexican-hugging, Nigger lynching, Jew burning, piece of shit, and should immediately administer a bullet to your head, if symptoms persist, please ask someone else to administer the bullet for you, preferably a triggered faggot, feminist, agenda-pushing Jew, nigger who loves Clyde McBride, libtard cuck or SJW).
Once upon a time, there were 2 great nations shitty-ass settlements living in the lands of the Loud House fandom in a fairly medium-sized continent; they were the Sunafag Tribes and Homophobes. The Sunafag Tribes grew larger and larger and later formed the Sunafag settlements where thousands lived at Faggotville. The homophobes, triggered about Kevin Sullivan's SJW Diversity Agenda episode, L is for Love; formed their idiotic settlements, collectively known as the Samcolnfags, living in Gay Bash Land. Both sides grew in number.
At least 100 years ago, both sides reached the tens of thousands and have declared war on each other. The Samcolnfag Nation was much smaller than the Mighty, Glorious Sunafag Empire and definitely stood no chance, especially upon finding out the fact that Samcoln is one of the worst ships ever conceived, which is pretty intelligent for these lard-brained punks- too bad they can't accept it like normal human beings. The Sunafag Empire had hundreds of SJW faggot-lovers who got triggered by that obviously homophobic ship and they started engaging in flame wars, raids and many other pathetic fights across teh Interwebz. As usual, Samcolnfags retaliated and started bombarding Sunafag SJWs with every bizarre insult they could conceive with their microscopic brains.
Unfortunately, JaviSuzumiya rose form the ashes of these brutal, terrifying flame wars and raids which have lain ruin throughout numerous websites and became the first decent artist (though his art is still pretty bad) for the Samcolnfags. JaviSuzumiya later created a crappy AU with shittons of godawful plotholes and some of the dumbest social rules (It is OK to impregnate teen girls, pedophilia is legal, teen couples are the norm). JaviSuzumiya has became chancellor of the Samcolnfag Nation located in Gay Bash Land, and has reformed it into the The Totalitarian Fascist Samcolnfag Republic, a brutal band of retards who fight in the name of exterminating faggots and lynching nerdy niggers like Clyde.
After the Loud House ended the Samcolnfags had no purpose in life as Samcoln would never be canon. They all died an heroes.
Drama[edit]
As expected from a filthy beaner, JaviSuzumiya has been involved in tons of internet drama because of his godawful art that he likes to make. These events are some of the many major battles, raids and flame wars between the Sunafag Empire and the Samcolnfag Nation. Javier uses his fanbase of pedos, Alt-Righters, homophobes and autists to drive his many enemies into becoming an hero, but Sunafag resistance is always expected, and what can you expect from an army of gaylovers, SJWs and Libtard Cucks? They always go rabid and behave like mad dogs when something has not enough diversity and goes against Kevin Sullivan's liberal agenda.
Shitstorm at sopo[edit]
When JaviSaggytits decided to set up camp at an obscure art site sopo (shitty name), he instinctively decided to post a picture featuring his haters and as expected, some people have decided to call out that pedophile. He has responded with half-assed retorts and pro-pedophilia arguments, but his haters seem to have far more life than he'll ever have. Don't forget his crappy English and the fact he supports child porn.
JaviSuzumiya: You know, since i started shipping Lincoln and Sam just for fun, there hasn’t been a single day in which i didn’t receive a comment of this kind from Suna fans. That’s why i started collecting them. And now i call them “trophies”. There are a lot more but i just selected the most epic ones. This drawing is dedicated to all those people who expressed their “affection” for my Samcoln art. This is what happens when you take a fictional ship too seriously. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️😛 #theloudhouse #loudhouse #lincolnloud #samsharp #samcoln #lunaloud #suna #drawing #fanart #myart #artwork #digitalart #digitaldrawing #cartoon #nickelodeon Emmerson Edwards: I don’t even watch the show but the way you condone sex with a 12 and 16 year old is so fucking disgusting, and same with your incest shipping. THIS IS A CHILDS SHOW. And now you do this with it? # peaches stan: @javisuzumiya so your saying child porn isn’t illegal where you live? I’m pretty sure it’s illegal almost everywhere. # peaches stan: I DO have a life. Javi needs to be called out for all the bullshit he’s fucking done. This is the internet. People are aloud to share their opinions dumbass. btw, this is the owner of javi flops.. JaviSuzumiya: @unskinnyspiracy (# peaches stan) Making drawings are not illegal where i live. send flawps: The point of flop accounts are to call out someone for doing shitty things or downright ILLEGAL things. What javi is doing is illegal. He obviously DOES support real life incest and pedophilia if he’s drawing it in the first place. You’re the one acting the real immature dude. Why’d you even bring self harm and suicide into this conversation? JaviSuzumiya: This is one of the funniest comment i’ve ever read xD When people understand that these characters aren’t real the internet will be a better place :) send flawps: @javisuzumiya nah I jus made that account to call you out on being a pedophile and making child porn. That’s all. I do have a life. You really don’t because you waste your talent on making children’s show porn. JaviSuzumiya: Drawing is not considered child porn. Just like in Japan, we know to differentiate what is real and what is not :3 send flawps: I obviously can tell what’s real and fake, but pedophilia and incest is a serious matter. If you draw child porn that includes pedophilia and incest, than it’s obvious you support it and it’ll automatically make you one of their awful supporters. JaviSuzumiya: Sure, sure... Well, again, this is what happens when people can’t see what is real and what is not.
Do you see how Javier's only rebuke is how they cannot differentiate between real life and fiction. This shows how much of a pathetic uncreative piece of Mexican shit he is. He also says he lives in Japan and his other accounts says he lives in Mexico.
Patanu102[edit]
Patanu102 is a note-worthy, cancerous loud house fan who was most infamous for making the Sin Kids (AKA: FUCKING BULLSHIT!, WTF, Shit, Cancer, The worst idea the fandom has come up with, a plague upon us all, Sweet Home Alabama, etc.). Since this piece of shit loves stealing characters and butchering them into something unrelated to the original source, this fucking retard decided to steal JaviSuzumiya's character, Lina Loud. He changed her from a retarded rocker girl to an even moar retarded skater girl. We get it, you are calling we Encyclopedia Dramaticans or EDiots for short a bunch of hypocrites for defending that piece of Mexican shit from Matthew J. Cancer, but this article panders to NONE OF THEM! So shut your mouth and start sucking jizz out of your slap-happy grandpappy's PuCkErEd ANUS!
This drama happened because patanu drew Lincoln fucking Lina, as seen on this censored picture on the right, but apparently degenerate JaviSuzumiya thought that was below his standards even though he supported Linka X Boy Lynn. This shitstorm was mostly confined to The Loud Booru where JaviSuzumiyafags started going mad and downvoted the hell out of all Patanu's shitty art
Hey faggot, if you are looking at this, what does it teach you?
It's fucking simple, Patanu is a filthy, pathetic incest freak who steals characters and butchers them into some other weird shit his Down's Syndrome inflicted micro-brain can come up with. And Javisuzumiya is a stupid, worthless, autistic hypocrite who only supports fucked-up and twisted beliefs when it does not apply negatively to him, making him a hypocrite. Either way, avoid these crappy artists, your world would be much better without them.
EKJr. stealing art[edit]
EKJr, (AKA: Eric D'Andre Hicks-Kendrick) is a stupid art thief who makes crappy art like this. Other than his horrible MS Paint originals, he is nothing more than just a tracer who makes really bad art and he often steals or recolors people's arts without their permission. His only fan is BlueSonicMania, what a loser! EKJr. stole several of JaviSuzumiya's slightly less shit art and made tons of shitty recolors out of them. As expected, his fantards started smearing shit on their walls and engaged in flame wars.
OH NOES MUH ART GOT STOLEN! WAAAAAAAAAAAHH WELP HELP ME!11!!
REEEEEEEEEE!!!1 EKJR STEALED MAH ARRT!1!
Pasture Cumtime Porn Comic[edit]
After witnessing the glorious episode of The Loud House called "Pasture Bedtime", Javier got a massive erection and decided to make his very first miniseries, Pasture Cumtime (shitty name). Basically, this godawful comic involves Lincoln, Rusty, Zach and Liam taking turns to fuck the luscious ladies: Jordan Rosato, Mollie Freilich, Kat Ketchum, Cookie QT and Brown QT and trust me, it's really, really bad and Javier always copies and pastes his vector of a happy open mouth with its tongue sticking out!
Basically, what happens is that during 1 AM, when Jordan's parents are fast asleep after every else has left, Jordan, her 4 friends and Lincoln and his 3 friends (except for Clyde as Javier is a racist pig! Ironically, Javier put Brown QT in, and she is also a nigger!). When everyone left, Jordan had someting in mind that she thought everyone would enjoy, and she and Mollie decided to seduce Lincoln by grabbing his micropenis and asking him whose butt is sexier. After a brief period of lust, Lincoln starts fucking Girl Jordan while Mollie masturbates and Brown QT tells ridiculous erotic stories to Lincoln, who is already sweating like hell and giggling like a sissy.
After Jordan cums, Lincoln starts fucking Mollie while Rusty fucks Cookie and Zach fucks Kat on the fence. TRIPLE ORGASMS AMIRITE!? Mollie won the cannonball competition but she decided to admit defeat as she orgasmed 3 times while Lincoln had a good fucking. And again, sick fuck Javier used his most overused vector again! After Mollie is left unable to walk, Lincoln moves on to Kat and they start embracing, kissing, sharing saliva and spanki-BLARF! THIS IS TOO DISGUSTING! Liam starts oil-drilling Brown QT.
At the over-chlorinated pool, Rusty and Lincoln start smashing Cookie and Mollie's wombs with their micropenises. While Lincoln fucks Cookie until she she is reduced to a spasming pile with ZERO virginity and would probably will never walk again, Mollie made Rusty's penis explode and calls him PatheTHICC. After a massive dicking and Cookie QT was sent to the hospital as her womb got torn to shreds, Lincoln and Liam decide to fuck Jordan and Brownie in the poolhouse. Liam complains that his redneck dick got shaved raw in the process but Lincoln is still having loads of fun fornicating the female of his natural predator. Liam wonders why Lincoln could fuck 5 in a row, but when you have 10 sisters, your dick better become a MEGA-TURBO-FIGHTER-DICKING-MECHAMATIC 3000!!!1 Does that mean that Lincoln fucks Lily!?
Fan Video[edit]
Some nigger faggot with a lisp made a shitty video that is a compilation of Javi’s Beautiful drawings, you can watch it yourself right here.
Brutally true facts[edit]
- Despite hating pedophiles, he is one. What a hypocrite!
- He said he does not give 2 shits about Samcoln haters, but he is most probably crying alone in his Mexican shack.
- He is autistic. He can deny all he wants, but his obsession with crappy ships says otherwise.
- Javier will die alone, and no one would give a fuck.
- He uses Lina Loud, his shitty OC as the criticizer in his ‘Satirical Masterpieces’. Loser!
- He probably not only lacks a fully functioning brain, but may have no gallbladder
- Everyone hates Samcoln and the ship will NEVER! EVER! BE! CANON!
- He was probably raped as a kid, thus the fetish of little boys getting fucked by adult women/bitchy teens.
- A fat loser, Maddie-Dite 13 is one of his white knights. In case you didn't know, Maddie L. is extremely stupid and lives in a basement in New Hampshire and for the record, she is not a MIT student but a museum volunteer.
- Javier is probably going to draw Lincoln, Luna, Sam and Simon having 4 hours of hardcore sex.
- He loves watching little girls and bitchy teens getting pegged by dildos in both holes.
- Javier said that Lincoln impregnated Sam when he was 12 while Sam was 16! A minor fucking a minor, that's illegal!
- Hopefully, he will get arrested for drawing child porn. He is most probably too stupid to use a VPN.
- JaviSuzumiya's first use of teh interwebz was googling "Why am I ugly"
- JaviSuzumiya is a cancer on DeviantART, Tumblr and much more art websites. The sooner he becomes an hero, the better for this world, Samcoln is a shitty ship, and its fans are equally toxic as Sunafags, especially Israeli SonicGMI-22 who spams Samcoln memes and violently insults every LGBT art of the Loud House he comes across (It is no surprise that he has been blocked by many).
- JaviSuzumiya stated on Tumblr that he is making a lewd foursome with Linka, Loki, Boy Lynn and another genderbent Loud.
- When Sam is 18, she will probably have sex with Lincoln when he is 14; thus making Samcoln pedophilia.
- JaviSuzumiya claims that his ED page is his trophy, but he it is just a badly made facade. He is crying all alone in his shack.
- JaviSuzumiya has an extreme fetish of characters sticking their tongues out. At least 30% of the characters in the porn he makes has their tongue sticking out.
- As for their expressions, he uses the same retarded one almost all the time.
- The greatest achievement of JaviSuzumiya is staying a virgin
until 34FOREVER.
- JaviSuzumiya bathed every 2 days when he went through his clean phase, now he barely cleans himself as he spends all day whacking off to some fucked-up shit you can find at remote hentai websites. It would be of no surprise if you met him and was greeted by an awful stench.
- After Javi cums all over his anime figurines, he would apologize to them but get sidetracked and will be soon talking about how his imaginary pet unicorn sodomized 12 walking talking cupcakes with gingervitis and buttcheeks slightly larger than the other.
- JaviSuzumiya should get infected by Ebola.
- JaviSuzumiya is a huge fan of X3Corez, a pedophile Indonesian who is famous for drawing extremely cringe-worthy pictures, mostly of Lori and Leni fucking Lincoln.
- Speaking of which, JaviSuzumiya also really likes Bolivian pedophile Jcm-2, who is famous for drawing hentai versions of cartoons. His porn comics are just as shitty as Javi's porn comics: convulated plot, shit story, shitty art, shitty everything.
- JaviSuzumiya will die at the age of 55 after he gets crushed to death by his 6-ton porn collection.
- Javier believe that his petty opinions always matter. Tell us moar about what political party you belong to and what crack ships you masturbate 3 times in a row, how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!
- JaviSuzumiya is ugly, all of his family members are ugly, and the children that he will never have will be ugly as well. Furthermore, the fact that his mammy or pappy did not do what so obviously needed to be done and strangle him immediately following his abominable birth proves Javier come from bad stock. Do not breed with smelly dumb beaner scum!
- Javier has a blatantly inaccurate superiority complex, when in reality he is perhaps the paramount example of a pseudo-intellectual.
- JaviSuzumiya, if you reading this, you can suck the jizz out of my puckered, nasty ASS you dirty manwhore.
- Javier fails in about ever skill known to mankind. He is even breathing manually!
- JaviSuzumiya will die alone after his so-called girlfriend finds out about his 6-ton porn and hentai collection.
- His taste in music is absolute trash.
- Javi has seen every shitty movie he could smuggle out of the USA through the border wall at least 5 times in a row due to how fucking poor he is.
- He collects plastic crap
- JaviSuzumiya masturbates at least 2 to 5 times a day to Tentacle rape and hentai.
- What kind of name even is JaviSuzumiya!?!
- Javier thinks that 2 women can have a baby as he thinks that Luan and Maggie can have a daughter that looks like a combination of both of them.
- The reason why Javier only accepts USD to make child porn for you is because he is planning to hop Donald Trump's awesome new border wall.
- Javier most likely has a micropenis.
- The Mafia will hunt down JaviSuzumiya
- Javier is a piss-poor Mexican that wears a filthy sombero which he hasn't washed in 12 years.
- Don't forget the fact that he shits in the ground as his toilet is clogged.
- Speaking of which, the reason why his toilet is clogged is because he stuffed his secret hentai collection inside so his parents won't find out.
- JaviShitzumiya is most likely an obese, acne-ridden pedophile who hides all day in his room browsing hentai, child porn and lolis.
- This fucking retard has so little purpose in life that he wanks on average: 5 times a day.
- Oh yeah, after he finishes jacking off to some fucked-up guro scat lolis, his dick will fucking hurt after ejaculating defective Mexican sperm 3 times in a row. He will then proceed to call his microdick, Blaze Rod.
- Don't forget the fact that he uses tweezers to masturbate as he has a chode. He may also call his dick Mushroom Cock.
| —JaviSuzumiya when reading this article | ||
Trolling JaviSuzumiya[edit]
- Tell him that Suna is canon in the show, and that Samcoln will never happen.
- Spam anti-Samcoln pics on all his social media accounts
- Show him his ED page.
- Spam comments on his artwork like trolls BlueSonicMania and payton009
- Spam him pics of hawt homosex.
- Spam him pics of brutal sodomy.
- Spam him pics of Luna and Sam being gay. MUST BE SFW, HE FAPS TO P0RN.
- Spam him pics of Lina Loud getting brutally killed, raped or tortured
- Spam him pics of ReedAhmad the Mujahideen Fighter executing Javier for his porn addictions and love for lesboships (except for Luna X Sam).
- Show him pics of Niggers fucking White and Latina women, this fat cuck will start going crazy and be all like: WHHAAAAALAHARUUUUU!!!1
- Call him a racist Alt-Righter.
- Draw badly made hateart of him in MS Paint.
- Some examples include:
- Kevin Sullivan kicking him in the dick.
- Gumball and Darwin Watterson killing him.
- Karla Sakas Shropshire burning him alive while she laughs evily.
- Kyle Marshall beating him up and kicking him in the lower jaw, making Javi lose many teeth.
- Luna and Sam shitting on his face, or better yet, beating him up.
- Pictures of Javier being roasted in a pot while the gay Loud House characters masturbate to this funny scene.
- Anti-Samcoln Stamps and Fan Buttons
- Tell him that Clyde McBride, despite being one of the shittiest characters in the Loud House, has more of a life than JaviSuzumiya actually has.
- You should also know that Clyde was an Oreo, Uncle Tom and an Orangutan and was most probably smarter and nicer than most of his fellow kind as he actually tries to be White. Clyde helps his parents so taxes and gets straight As in school, while JaviSuzumiya does nothing but piss, sleep, eat, shit and draw shitty pictures. You see the contrast here?
- Tell him that he cannot go to America as he will be deported by the almighty Donald Trump.
- Upload warning journals on DeviantART and Tumblr about Javi and his child porn drawings. Use his ED page as a reference.
- Tell him that homosex-agenda promoting, diversity-loving, liberal Kevin Sullivan is the best writer ever. No seriously, Kevin is actually OVER 9000 times better at making TLH episodes than Javi, who makes shitty Samcoln fanfictions.
- Tell him that while he can continue drawing shitty Child Porn in Mexico, inform him that it can negatively impact his career choices in the future (WOULD YOU HIRE A PEDOPHILE!?).
- Tell him that X3Corez and Jcm-2's artwork are shit and that he is a loser for fapping to their shitty art.
- Draw a bit of fanart for Clyde, Javier will get fucking triggered as he hates Clyde so much.
- Act like a reasonable human being, not a pedophile apologist.
- Make fun of him for not knowing who the legendary voice actor Tom Kenny is.
Show him Lina Loud porn that Patanu102 made- NO, DON'T FUCKING DO IT, THAT FREAK WILL FAP TO HIS OC!!!
- Ask him why he ships pedophilia ships.
- Call him a homophobe.
- When giving his art critique, be smart, his art is FUCKING SHIT! When Javier gets triggered about the rating, inform him of much better artists out there who would get 3 or 4 more stars than him and the fact that his art is shit.
- If he wants to fap to Loud House, give him Clyde x Lori comics.
- Burn the Mexican flag
- Shit on the Mexican flag
- Draw and vandalize on the Mexican flag.
- Put the Mexican flag in a paper shredder.
- Give him links to Pain Series.
- Make funny edits to his art and show it to him. He will get 100% triggered.
- Show him pics of Donald Trump's awesome new border wall, Mexican butthurt ensures.
HOW TO TRANSLATE JAVISUZUMIYA SPEAK[edit]
¡Vas a dejar de acosarme, bastardo hijo de puta! Espero que te quemas en el infierno y que 5 monos demonios enojados saquen tus globos infernales infernales de tus cuencas oculares malolientes con gusanos dentro. Vete a la mierda ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Vete a la mierda!
TRANSLATION: Please stop bullying me
¡Te odio, partidario de gilipollas gay! Vete a la mierda !!! ¡¡Vete al infierno!! ¡Al carajo con ese barco de mierda, Luna X Sam! Dios odia a los maricones! Dios odia a los maricones !!! Disfruta de tu SIDA, hijo de puta infectado!
TRANSLATION: I'm sorry, I don't like your art very much and I would rather ship Samcoln.
¡Clyde es un jodido negro que debe volar sus cerebros de mono! ¡Jodidamente apesta y parece un montón de mierda andante! Espero que muera !!! ¡Quema a ese simio vivo!
TRANSLATION: I don't like Clyde, he is annoying and is like Milhouse from the Simpsons.
¡Deja de joderme acosándome! ¡Tengo un amor! Casi termino mi búsqueda de amor y tendré sexo con esa perra japonesa que amo mucho ¡Estás celoso y puedes follarte en el ano!
TRANSLATION: I have a pretty Japanese girlfriend.
¡Samcoln no es pedofilia! ¡Cállate la mierda! ¡Saca la mierda de mi página de DeviantART, malditas perras! Bastardo niño mirando el culo hijo de puta! ¡Ve a comer un huevo podrido y una serpiente de cascabel! ¡¿¡PERRAS!?!
TRANSLATION: Samcoln is not pedophilia, they are only 4 years apart.
TL;DR[edit]
Javier's newest OC![edit]
On the day of March 11th 2019, Sam got pregnant by Lincoln's seed, another product OF PEDOPHILIA!!!1
As per usual, Javier is extremely lazy and of all of the OCs he could come up with with with is feeble, autistic jelly of a brain, he decide to make the OC an embryo and will release the details over a span of 9 months! Wow! How fucking creative! Javier stated he will be drawing a series of events about Sam's pregnancy so we'll see how bad Javier is at knowing pregnancy.
The Fanfictions of Javier Shitzumiya[edit]
WARNING! This fanfic contains, violence, drama and explicit scenes for adults, but since I'm not your dad an this is the internet, you already know what you will find. You have been fucking warned!
T of Treason Chapter 1[edit]
This chapter is literally just Luna hallucinating, panicking, talking to herself and going batshit insane inside the hospital waiting room. Also, after the first half, she starts calling herself Moon. A psychologist called Dr. Amara later sends her to the mental asylum to conduct traumatic science experiments on her just because Luna wanted to commit suicide. Later she has a flashback where: The house goes silent a 3PM, for some reason there is a band called The Rolling Rocks (shitty name) and more bullshit.
T of Treason Chapter 2[edit]
A shitty continuation of the flashback where Lori chokes on Lincoln's muffin and Sam and Lincoln bond over the SMOOCH band and start falling in love with each other. Some hers are replaced by his(es) and Luna is sometimes called Moon (shitty Spanish and English) After the flashback, we get to read another hour of Dr. Amara's ridiculous experiments and brainwashing to turn Luna ungay!
T of Treason Chapter 3[edit]
Lincoln decides to send love letters to Sam and cheats on Paige. Rusty tells Lincoln there is no hope for him while Liam keeps shaving his micropenis raw by fucking his goats. Tabby breaks up with Liam as she found some new rocker dude who can play electric guitar. Giggles broke up with Zach as she and her retarded family went on a traveling circus, never to return again. Haiku only got together with Clyde as she had an addiction to the Big Black Cock, but when she found out Clyde had a microdick, she broke up with him. Polly broke up with Rusty as she found some bro boi who only posts sick flips and kick flips on his blog.
T of Treason Chapter 4[edit]
Later, at the Girls' Locker Room, Luna starts writing dozens of shitty-ass songs and of all of them she picks one that says "Can I fuck you? Oh yeah yeah! Oh yeah yeah! Wassup bitch wassup bitch, Suck My Clit/Dick Bitch!". Also, for some reason, Luna's name is now Ruth. After Luna expresses her true feelings for Sam, Sam starts laughing. The damage was irreparable.
Javier's English is so shit that I didn't even know who was Ruth in the first place. Oh wait, Ruth and George are the other band members.
T of Treason Chapter 5[edit]
It's (Not) Your Fault[edit]
Since Javier's English is fucking shit, that burrito-eating, border-crossing Mexican scum has decided to make a shitty comic where Luna tries to get revenge on Sam and Lincoln for fucking and making a bastard child.
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