William Lane Craig
William Lane Craig is a Christfag apologist who dedicates his life proving the existence of God and convincing others that Christianity is decent religion. In actuality, Billy Craig is a cybernetic Japanese android perfected for the sole purpose of lulz. He uses his extraordinary debate skills to seemingly pwnt his opponents, arguing that the universe was created by Kalam. William's skills range from boring an opponent to tears to boring an opponent to death.
Craig is one of the most effective tools for trolling kissless autistic atheist faggots because he is a genuinely smart motherfucker and never fails to pwn the living fuck out of his opponents, pointing out the blatant logical fallacies that they use and forcing them to defer to backpedaling and Nerd Rage. Watching Craig debate/destroy atheists delivers the same sort of lulzy satisfaction as watching a wigger 13 year old boy get bitch slapped by an actually tough motherfucker.
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Craig's early life[edit]
Craig wasn't always a believer. He became interested in Christianity in high school, after a girl in his class whom he wanted to penetrate, showed him the light of Christ. William was so captivated by her testimony, that he looked deep inside himself, and found a deep dark hole that needed to be filled.
After converting to the wonderful religion known as Hinduism by accident, he was exiled from the garden temple of brother Mathew for drinking goats blood, part of a bargain with Allah to make his voice even boring. He then turned his attention to the Catholic Church and felt right at home amongst bitter old white men. Unfortunately, Craig did not take a liking to shota, and decided to move to America to partake in the great California Gold Rush.
Craig's arguments for God's existence[edit]
| —Corinthians 2:5, proving that Craig is doing it wrong | ||
Kalam cosmological argument[edit]
- Everything that begins to exist has a cause.
- The universe began to exist.
- The universe has a cause.
- Therefore, Jesus is the way, the truth and the light.
Argument from Objective Moral Values[edit]
William Lame Craig's morality is as follows:
- If God does not exist, objective moral values and duties do not exist.
- Objective moral values and duties do exist.
- We should allow childrape.
- God exists.
WLC vs. Sean Carroll[edit]
Having only debated retards, and starting to get bored with making sex to the glory holes in his debate podiums, Craig decided to up the ante and take on Sean Carroll, in a two hour long debate, where Lame Craig was shown for the christfaggot he really is.
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As a tool to troll atheists[edit]
It's a little known fact that atheists will go into a spray of butthurt whenever they are presented with an intelligent Christian who disagrees with them. Craig kind of fits the profile and has a somewhat punchable face. As one of his first public acts to piss of the athei-emos, he registered the domain reasonablefaith.org, before it could be turned it into yet another satirical strawman site. Craig's writings cause atheists to crap their pants, and they fail to realize that their insults only make him look like he's the one dealing with a bunch of idiots.
His site provides standard answers to cliche questions asked by atheists. The man himself has become a lightning rod for teenage angst, those who praise him in anyway will be zerg rushed by rabid animals. Some of his articles have caused butthurt among 99% of atheists, all the way down to even the most arrogant of British pseudo-intellectuals.
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External links[edit]
- http://www.reasonablefaith.org
- http://brane-space.blogspot.com/2011/06/william-lane-craigs-probability.html
