Nodar Kumaritashvili

Nodar Kumaritashvili is part of a series on final solutions.

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• Ban fucking everyone
• Buy a dog
• Complete rewrite
• Delete fucking everything
• Deleting your LiveJournal
• Deleting your Youtube Videos
• Done with ED
• Flounce
• Holocaust
• Internet Kill Switch
• It was a social experiment
• KILL IT WITH FIRE
• Mass Murder
• Never drinking again
• Nibiru/Planet Nine
• Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
• Quitting IRC forever
• Ragequit
• Sorry
• Suicide (see also An Hero)
• Wikicide (Wikibreak)
• Unsubscribing
• X FUCKING Y

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tl;dr

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Even Google, who removed a picture of a Ms President because she looks like a monkey, find what happened to deer old Nodar so hilarious that they troll the fuck out of him on their home page (Usually they remove images like this).

Pedobear enjoyed watching the Lolympics.

The Incident

Nodar Kumaritashvili (Georgian: ნოდარ ქუმარიტაშვილი) was a 22-year-old Georgian from the town of Bakuriani who caused many a lulz when he crashed his sled at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics into a pole, becoming an hero. Oh the sweet Irony.

Some Argue that Nodar's death was in fact a publicity stunt for his shit little country that noone has heard of, citing him being brain washed into killing himself for the greater good of his country. Subsequently anonymous was on the case.

	“	... [it] was a publicity stunt by Soviet Russia and Canada to promote two of the most shittiest countries in the world.	„
	—-Anonymous

	“	... So a Georgian Olympian goes into a bar..	„
	—-Anonymous

The Video

Naturally due to tense political relations between the US and the Commies the video of the incident was never released, and keeps getting baleeted.

NB: HD available, search google

The Gifs and the Shops

• Amberlampsluge.jpg
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• BARRRELROLLL.gif
• Nodar Kumaritashvili Accident Animooted.gif
• Nodar911.gif
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  SRS SHIT

• Luge girl.jpg
• Pole-cat-luge.png

  If I see that fucking pole one more time...

External Links

• The Video
• Facebook group.
• Official YouTube Channel.
• bestgore.com