YOU'RE A BIRD!

From Encyclopedia Dramatica


	ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
	YOU'RE A BIRD! will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it.

HE'S A BIRD!

NO U, I'M A BIRD!

This is probably you.

Sometimes, you're a bird and you don't even realize it.

No I'm not!

YOU'RE A BIRD! is an old, tired 4chan meme. Using this phrase is tantamount to saying that you're a sack of shit with the intelligence quotient of a chunk of fried pig pussy.

	“	You know, I'd like to think that multiculturalism and cosmopolitanism reject the previous hegemonies of jingoism and imperialism and show all our citizens of this great nation that what we think is...	„
	—Verbose faggot

	“	YOU'RE A BIRD!!!!!!	„
	—The cancer that is killing /b/

Truth About YOU'RE A BIRD

This is not actually a meme. And not in the Milhouse way. It is simply not used. Any attempts to spam any /b/ with "YOU'RE A BIRD" will be greeted only with facepalm, YOU'RE A FAGGOT or GTFO. The real truth about YOU'RE A BIRD is that it's just something that a really fucking fat chick said to BAT during sex once, because of his big, Jewish nose, which made her in her drunken, drugged up state think that he looked like a bird in the dark - "an eagle or something". He then took this to heart and decided to make an Encyclopedia Dramatica page about it. Proof.

YOU'RE A BIRD has also been banned from being created on Wikipedia, thanks to NawlinWiki's efforts (proof).

Trolling

Recently, through the use of modern media, the bird has been proven to actually be the word. Post a picture of Peter Griffin anywhere with the following message:

BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD
BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD
BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD
BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD
BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD
BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD
BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD
BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD
BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD THE BA BIRD IS THE WORD

Watch what happens, I dare you.

Gallery

YOU'RE A BIRD

What? He looks like an ostrich.	This was not made on the I Can Has Cheezburger? website.	Soon, 16-year-old girls and 13-year-old boys everywhere will have this image on their MySpace pages.	Pensive YOU'RE A BIRD
The common Dipper is a rather rotund bird.	4chan, Britchan and 420chan used as guinea pigs for the visual birth of this meme almost a year after its initial conception.	But I'm not a bird!	Women do not like birds
You're a big bird.

Other Birds

Blockatiel is a bird.	Duckroll, too, features a bird.	Also a bird.	If YOU'RE A BIRD, then I'M IN DANGER OF GETTING SURPRISE BUTTSECKS WITH THAT BEAK OF YOURS.
Bird enjoying casual sex.	"We haven't counted, but we think that over 9,000 bird species are documented."	lolwut	The incident with the bird
Birdspeak.	Can be combined with "TITS or GTFO".