Dianne Feinstein

WARNING: With Jews, you lose!

GUN FREE ZONE This is a gun free zone. Law-abiding gun owners will be shot on sight by a crazy old Jewish lady.

Empress Palpatine

Feinstein's current sugar daddy.

Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein^✡ (born Dianne Emiel Goldman^✡) is an utterly useless 86-year-old Jewnited States Senator from California, member of the so-called "Democratic" party and walking corpse who has done absolutely nothing notable in her quarter of a century as a U.S. Senator aside from repeatedly attempting to brutally rape the Second Amendment while holding an AR-15 to its head and being a shining example of why America desperately needs term limits for members of congress.

In 1994, Feinstein sponsored a federal ban on "assault weapons" that protected America from school shootings like 1999's Columbine and acts of mass murder such as September 11th, 2001, until it was allowed to expire in 2004 under President Dubya – after which, everyone died. When not latching onto the victims of mass shootings like a parasite in order to further her never-ending quest to ban guns, Dianne can usually be found abusing her position as a Senator to score lucrative government contracts for her husband's company.

Feinstein is currently married to her third filthy rich filthy Jew husband after the first one divorced her and the second decided that he'd rather die of cancer than be married to Dianne Feinstein for another fucking second. Despite acting like a champion for the middle class, Feinstein's political career has taken her from merely being a filthy rich 1-percenter to being America's second richest sitting senator

Milk & Twinkies

Professional poofter and human target Harvey Milk.

Dan White - Devourer of Twinkies, Slayer of Homos

Gay love is over.

Satan commands Dianne to ban all guns from America.

Harvey Bernard Milk was a fudge-packing homo from Jew York who, in 1977, became the first gay elected official in Californian history when he was elected as a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would only hold this position for less than a year before tragedy and the wrath of a virulently heterosexual God would strike him down.

Daniel James White, a fellow member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors and known Christfag, resigned from the board on November 10, 1978, following multiple disagreements with Milk. Within days, however, White realized he had dun goofed and went crawling back to San Francisco mayor George Richard Moscone to beg for his job back. While Moscone initially agreed, Milk and the other libtards on the board decided to bitch about how they'd rather have a genderqueer non-binary transnigger on the board to help reflect San Francisco's growing diversity and tolerance – an act that eventually made Moscone relent and agree to bring in a dumb diversity hire rather than accepting an experienced person like Dan White back onto the board.

On November 27, 1978, after developing depression and downing a metric fuckton of Twinkies, Dan White grabbed his gun and went to San Francisco City Hall where he gunned down both Harvey Milk and Mayor Moscone. Following the shooting, Dianne Feinstein—the President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors—fingered Harvey Milk's bullet wound and then went on live TV while still covered in his AIDS-infested blood to announce to the people of San Francisco that the mayor and some stupid homo were both dead.

Pop goes the homo. Feinstein goes on TV after fingering a dead guy's bullet hole. Srsly, we aren't even making up the fingering! Previous Video | Next Video

Dan White was later convicted of the lesser charge of manslaughter after convincing a jury of twelve dumbfucks from San Francisco that he had only killed the two men because he was under the influence of depression-inducing Hostess pastries in what would become known as the "Twinkie Defense". Despite getting away nearly scot-free after originally being charged with two counts of capital murder, Dan White ended up killing himself less than two years after his release from prison by giving his car a blowjob and swallowing too much carbon monoxide.

With the mayor now deader than Nikki Catsouras and as the acting President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, Dianne Feinstein finally ascended to the position of Mayor of San Francisco on December 4, 1978, following nearly a decade of failed attempts to actually get elected to the position legitimately without anyone having to die.

	“	And, I know the sense of helplessness that people feel. I know the urge to arm yourself, because that's what I did. I was trained in firearms. I'd walk to the hospital when my husband was sick. I carried a concealed weapon. I made the determination that if somebody was going to try to take me out, I was going to take them with me.	„
	—Dianne Feinstein, pretending to know how to use a gun (archive)

She's A Takin' Ur Gunz!

Don Feinstein of the Jewish Mafia.

Yes, she srsly has her finger on the trigger while pointing it in the general direction of people.

Feinstein logic.

When trying to reason with her...

In 1994, Feinswine—who was now a member of the U.S. Senate following a failed campaign for Governor of California—successfully managed to rape the Second Amendment by sponsoring a federal ban on so-called "assault weapons" in the United States.

“   If I could’ve gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them — Mr. and Mrs. America turn ’em all in — I would have done it. I could not do that. The votes weren’t here.   „     —Dianne Feinstein, on failing to ban guns (archive)     “   We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines.   „     —Dianne Feinstein, not understanding the word "legal" (archive)     “   Banning guns addresses a fundamental right of all Americans to feel safe.   „     —Dianne Feinstein, on wanting to ban guns (archive) Previous Quote | Next Quote

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  How about no?

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  Fool me twice, shame on Jew.

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  Cucked Bernie Sanders.

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  DO IT FAGGOT

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  Feinstein's gun ban did not prevent her people from committing 9/11.

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  Dianne's favourite shirt to wear after school shootings.

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Listening to Dianne is Torture

Torture is bad when Bush does it, but Obama blowing up brown kids is perfectly acceptable.

Feinstein Bitches That The GOP Tax Law Hurts Richers

	“	The Republican tax bill caps the mortgage interest deduction at $750,000 for new mortgages. In California, seven counties have average home prices that are more than $750,000: Alameda, Marin, Orange, San Francisco, San Mateo, Santa Clara and Santa Cruz counties. #GOPTaxScam	„
	—Whinestein, bitching that the GOP doesn't do enough for the 1% (archive)

The ObamaGate Coverup

Congressman Adam Schiff

In early 2018, Feinstein joined forces with Commiefornia congressman and professional cockmongler Adam Schiff to defend the Obama administration's use of a Hillary Clinton-funded hentai fanfic as justification to wiretap multiple members of Donald J. Trump's campaign staff.

Even California Democrats Can't Take Any More Feinstein!

In February, 2018, the California Democrats finally realized that Feinstein was too batshit crazy even for the California Democrats and made the decision to not endorse Feinstein for another term in the senate. They instead endorsed a much younger, beaner commie. Naturally, Feinstein and all of her ultra libtard supporters were severely butthurt by this and began whining like little bitches on Twitter.

Quotes

“   Another mass shooting. Reportedly another AR-15. My bill to ban assault weapons is ready for a vote. How long will we accept weapons of war being used to slaughter our children?   „     —Feinstein exploits Parkland (archive)     “   Sec. DeVos is putting rights of the accused above those of sexual assault victims. Absolutely unconscionable. I’ll continue to work in the Senate to protect victims of campus sexual assault. We can’t give up the fight. #TitleIX   „     —Feinstein speaks out against due process (archive)     “   There is no legitimate reason to ban refugees—the vast majority of whom are women and children who have experienced absolute horror. I very much regret that the president has chosen this dark path for our country.   „     —Feinstein, proving that Hitler should have done more to stop the Jews (archive) Previous Quote | Next Quote

See Also

• Gun Control
• Steele Dossier
• Nancy Pelosi
• George Soros
• Emperor Palpatine
• Harvey Weinstein
• Happy Merchant
• Hypocrite
• Dinosaur
• ZOG

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[Cease fire!Pull the trigger]

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