Humon
| —Humon, the artist of the above picture: a man molesting his daughter who was born as a result of him raping her mother. She said she was doing this to remind people that the character was actually a bad guy. This is what Humon thinks fixing a mistake in characterisation looks like. This is the artist you look to for "Scandinavia and the World" comics. | ||
humon(guous whale), (Powerword - Vicki Veng), is a Danish DA "artist" with a large fanbase in spite of her technical incompetence. Humon obsesses over alternative gender/sexuality and has an ignorant enthusiasm for British culture, mostly to compensate for her own lack of culture or personality. Ultimately Humon's comics betray the fact that it's all really just a cover for her various fetishes including male-on-male rape, female-on-male rape, incest, and all of her characters having the same face.
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Femdom Fetish[edit]
| —Humon |
It's okay that the guy is being held against his will and treated like a sex slave cause he's an evil rapist. Never mind the first time she mentioned this was in her journal.
These comics - deprived of background, panels and context - fail to convey the "historical context" that Humon uses to justify producing and publishing her drawings. This "historical context" comes as a wall of text uploaded to explain what the hell is going on in the comic itself. This textual band-aid demonstrates Humon's poor grasp on conveyance, but that's only a minor offense compared to her trivialization of rape - as long as it's happening to men, it's clearly A-OK! In Humon's comics and drawings countless numbers of men are forcibly tied down, abused, or heavily implied to be abused later on.
And by "historical context", I mean "making shit up".
Fun fact: this is the only Asian character she's ever drawn and he's a wormy secretary who [probably] knows karate. SHANGHAI HONG KONG EGG FOO YUNG
Pedophilia, it's awright (also hippos, wat)
Toes are circles you guys, they're just little nubs on your feet, like paws or something.
Double Standards[edit]
It's pretty disturbing to consider, but you might think it's no big deal. Isn't this just charming and harmless fun? If you find this degrading or offensive, men, I think you just have a real problem with your own sexuality! All men secretly want this! Teehee! Let's try swapping the genders around, then.
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Not so cute anymore, is it?
Homosexual Misrepresentation/Generalisation[edit]
It's not unusual for Humon to display these fetishes under the guise of obscure historical facts, like she's a perverted bizarro-world Kate Beaton or something. Like this lovely series about Germans having to prostitute themselves after WW2. It's supposed to be clearly empty justification to draw Spirograph-sempai about to violently cornhole Circlehead-kohai serious and sad you guys. Super serious, guys.
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These 'comics' are actually something of a break from the norm for Humon - her fetish for shipping homosexual couples is generally drenched in rainbows and sunshines, misrepresenting same-sex couples as a sex-obsessed, yaoi-wowwy conglomerate with no issues or social conflict or character - flying in the face of modern homosexuality and lesbian culture, let alone the "historical context" Humon often uses as empty justification. On top of that Humon keeps drawing most of her characters to look the same, chibified or otherwise - it's a really sickeningly cloy artstyle - and she seems to have a very limited frame of reference for human emotions. Here we have examples of Smug, Self-Satisfied, Egotistic, Conceited, and occasionally Il me fait du baratin, or "My Anus Is In Immediate Peril".
Humon's two only lesbian characters... the worst most manly stereotypes ever.
And then she thinks she can tell off other people for fetishizing gay men and depicting them as stereotypical twinks. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
File this under "things humon draws that I might have thought were funny if I didn't know she just drew it so she could fap to young, emasculated men."
Webcomics[edit]
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Scandinavia And The World is the most famous and original of Humon's productions(Which isn't saying much.), a webcomic series about the personifications of different countries that relies upon overused stereotypes, historical inaccuracies, and sex.
The comic is racist, stupid and features a collection of same-faced insulting stereotypes with sausages for arms. Since no one actually knows or cares about anything related to Scandinavia, no one understands any of the jokes in the comic and prefer to pretend they get it and that it's funny than to admit they don't get this and be called stupid. But people who actually know shit about this say that Humon is an inept political commentator.
In essence, every political event, be it war, peace, diplomatic disputes or anything else are all represented in SATW by gay sex/rape.
The fuck is this even
Humon's femdom fetish makes its' return.
Proof that Humon is aware of Hetalia (and most likely ripped off the series).
Love and Tentacles[edit]
Another webcomic in the loosest sense of the word. Ostensibly it's set in an alternate universe populated with humans and tentacle monsters, with the focus of the series being the trials and tribulations that a closet bisexual male and a female Urotsukidoji reject go through together - like a painful allegory for white people and non-white people where the white people are humans and the non-white people are subhuman monsters. In practice it's what you get when you draw more implied pornography and then say "teehee it's satire don't you get it, it's [f]ART".
'Love and Tentacles' does display a staggering level of technical competence for Humon in that some of the comics have backgrounds and/or frames for the panels. Unfortunately it's still the same misguided, ignorance-masquerading-as-enlightenment loaded, pandering bullshit that can't tackle serious subject matter very well even without drawing everything with chibis and a weird plastic/gummy texture.
"This is how homosexuals work, right?"
"That guy takes it up from the ass from a FEMALE! What a fag! Come on Billy, let's go get lubed up for a few rounds of 'Catholicism'!
THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE AMINES
This is what happens when an artist raised on "anime" facial proportions tries to graduate to "realistic" facial features
Manala Next Door[edit]
A charming story about a giant demon and a Japanese kappa who live together, fuck and rape other people.
Humon, showing her usual dedication to the authenticity in the portrayal of mythology, completely fucks these characters up. Changing the Kappa from a classic, ugly, japanese monster that hides in ponds and kidnaps children to drown them and suck out their intestines through their anuses, to a cutsey anime girl who likes butts.
Lol the punchline is buttsex rape! AGAIN!!! FUCK how does Humon stay so fresh?
male genital removal makes me el oh el RIGHT ON SISTER *high five*
4chan el oh el AM I RIGHT NERDS *high five*
My Little Pony AM I RIGHT BRONIES *high five*
Niels[edit]
Humon's only comic with black people in it. Niels is a blond-haired blue-eyed sociopathic hitman or something who puts his dick in all the black people. Actually all the characters have swathes of backstory, but Humon's storytelling format strips all that out of the comic and just puts in gay joke after gay joke instead. Every strip starts in media res, which is cinematography slang for "right in the middle of a situation with no fucking context whatever", and the result is lots of strips about diminutive characters having sex or implied sex or implied rape or implied facial structure or implied story in general. And by 'implied' I mean either 'read the fucking manual' or 'psychically guess what Humon's intentions were'.
You see Niels, a blond-haired, blue-eyed man from Denmark, helps the black community of [insert US city Humon's probably never been to here]. He helps them by... offering them jobs as criminals. Not only that but he's invited himself into the relationship and family of a black married couple and seems to be the leader of a black gang. Obviously he helps these people, and they wouldn't be where they are now without him, they need him, sort of like that time Denmark and other European nations established all those colonies in Africa amirite? And while Niels is the bad guy in the comic, all the people trying to catch him and his black gang are white. All of them. All the cops. All the agents.
I mean it's not like she could have written about a black mafia leader with a black family and a black gang, that would be silly! (Also there are more racial demographics than just black and white in the US you dipshit)
The titular character is clearly supposed to be a sex-obsessed sociopath. He's is drawn in chibi-form (along with the rest of the comic and 80% of Humon's work) and passed off as 'adorable' and 'quirky' because he makes silly rape jokes. The characterisation that explains his behavior is passed off in large walls of text, so as a result lots of people failed to realise this character was supposed to be a villain. A sane person might have attempted to fix this by adding some of the actual plot into the comic. Humon?
Want a cheap, quick way to make people realise your character is evil? Have him kill children threaten to kill children! But it's alright because her mother is FORCING him to do it! He doesn't REALLY want to! He's just so dark and misunderstood and oh my fucking God
Want another cheap, quick way to make people realise your character is evil? Have him rape a woman until she kills herself, and molest her daughter that was born as a result of that rape.
| —Humon telling people off for trying to find context in her | ||
Gorillaz[edit]
Year and years and YEARS ago she used to have a site called The Daemon & The Zombie which was a Gorillaz fansite packed full of smutty yaoi pictures of Murdoc and 2D. She also used to type like some ghetto chick and had a huge crush on Russel (the big black guy of Gorillaz). The website is dead now but the pictures were saved.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Humon/1
Other Dumb Shit[edit]
KAWAIII
"Ooooh! some white people from where I live were also slaves so it's not just a black thing!" The enslavement of human beings - KAWAIIIII
Skinning a woman and turning them into a suit - KAWAIIIIII
Adolf Hitler - KAWAIIIIIII
Middle-eastern Muslims - KAWAIIIIIIII
Character with potentially interesting backsto-wait never mind he's completely naked SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK
This woman is so obsessed with homersexuals she's trying to convince herself that every guy she looks at secretly has homosexual fantasies.
You know, Team Fortress 2. That game where the characters have unique faces and body types.
A strap on over a skirt, what possible sexual gratification is she getting out of this? At least this time it's consensual.
Oh boy more implied rape but it's OK because he deserved it, read this wall of text to see why
Oh yeah right. Make the child raping psycho sing and dance pseudo cutesy style to a shitty song and then be butthurt when nobody takes her edgy dark deep characters seriously.
No, you're not trying to speak for the LGBT community, you just fetishise it.
Oh look, it's all the same character with different clothes, eye color and hair styles. Well done on perfecting sameface, Humon.
Wow, look at that variety in body types and proportions!
...oh.
I also love when Humon shits on another artist's work and then backpedals immediately afterwards.
"Hi, I'm Humon. I'm racially sensitive." *buzzer*
I like how they have to identify each other because she can't fucking draw. I know I often walk up to my best friends, declaring them to be my best friend while calling them by their full names.
Why MST3K? WHY?!
FIXED
"Black men hit on fat women too!"
"He said only SOME black men do! God, stop being ignorant!"
Autistic fan wonders why people are calling a racist sexist monster a racist sexist monster
Namedropping Hitler, Malcolm X and Gandhi
"First comment! XD"
"Oh I don't approve of even fantasies of rape and torture cause that's NEVER okay, but it's okay if you say you're not getting off on it even if you clearly are"
"Hey guys, you better not steal my Humon rape fanart!! >:("
See Also[edit]
- Denmark - Her proud homeland which she personifies as a bisexual sex-pest.
- Sweden - She's not a 90-60-90 blonde with huge tits, so it's obvious that she has failed her species.
- Feminism - Holding purchaseable male sexslaves is probably her biggest fetish-dream.
- Cancer - Barely worse than her.
- Tom Preston - Her "ally" from "Fresh Epics".
- Hetalia - What she plagiarized SATW from.
- DeviantArt - The digital equivalent of hell.
Web Comics[edit]
External Links[edit]
- deviantART
Facebook- Niels - BadWebcomicsWiki Review
- Parody DeviantART account
- "Hoomon Comics" - A parody.
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