SONYFANBOY
SONYFANBOY is a British wanna-be-Anonymous lolcow grazing and shitting on the plains of Youtube (and probably a sony fanboy). He seems to think that wearing a V-mask makes him a part of Anonymous, and he is therefore cool automatically. He also CAN'T SEEM TO TAKE OFF THE CAPS LOCK WHENEVER HE TYPES ANYTHING. His hobbies are attempting to troll other users, robotic dancing, and h4x0ring people.
Contents
- 1 An Autobiography
- 2 ME>YOU EPIC LULZ
- 3 Drama with Team Hate
- 4 HOW DO I SHOT VIRUS?!?!?
- 5 LOLOLOL I HAS UR DOX FGT
- 6 LOL I HAX THIS PAGE
- 7 SFB vs. Trey Brotherhood
- 8 PrezDaNT the leader of Incognito
- 9 Prezdant's HAX victims
- 10 BodyXPolitic responds to PreZdaNT
- 11 A taste of his own medicine
- 12 The Gospel of St. Capital (quotes)
- 13 Gallery
- 14 See Also
- 15 External Links
An Autobiography[edit]
| —Sonyfanboy, from his new book "I AM NEWFAG (AND SO CAN YOU)", available now | ||
ME>YOU EPIC LULZ[edit]
In his first troll attempt, he used the power of hypnosis and really gay dancing to get people to believe the following:
- He is the person who started the trend of wearing V-masks at Scientology protests.
- He started Anonymous
- He created Team Hate and Team Love
- He is the leader of the Yahweh Clan.
Drama with Team Hate[edit]
SONYFANBOY is caught up in an Internet War with the Youtube troll group known as Team Hate. He is secretly gay for a Burk-impersonator known as AbsenceAscending and the brit Innuenday. Usually he can be seen stalking them in every single one of his videos. (Through the comments of course, he's afraid of light) Occasionally, SFB uploads videos that pwn them to express his anger.
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HOW DO I SHOT VIRUS?!?!?[edit]
In an effort to ease the pain of his sore ass, he wanted to get revenge on his nemesis. First, he claimed to have Absence's IP address. To his dismay, Absence could see his clear bluff. In an act of desperation, he did what any little kid would do: go to a hacker forum and beg. Twice.
| —Sonyfagboy, asking for it | ||
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LOLOLOL I HAS UR DOX FGT[edit]
Once he was banned from the hacker forum, he had to resort to just plain lying to try to get a reaction from Absence. He had claimed to have Absence's dox before, but the IP was not even in the same country as him. So then, Sonyfagboy sent a PM to Absence saying that if he stands up in his next video, (he was in some sort of delusion that Absence was crippled because he never stands in his vids) he'll drop the dox. Absence was more than happy to fulfill that request.
After some tuff guy talk, he posted what he passed off as "dox" on the background of one of his channels. Absence immediately shat bricks and posted the following video begging Sonyfanboy not to release his dox, which made Sonyfanboy feel bad, so he DMCA'd it.
LOL I HAX THIS PAGE[edit]
As soon as Sonyfanboy found this page, he felt the horrible butthurt of the past victims of ED, and viciously haxxed the page by creating an account, finding the edit button, blanking the article, (he couldn't find the backspace key) and leaving this message:
| —Sonyfanboy, the greatest hacker in the world | ||
SFB vs. Trey Brotherhood[edit]
Surprisingly, Sonyfanboy has a life outside of stalking Team Hate members and dancing in front of his mother's blanket. He found another cult to troll, the Trey Brotherhood. As usual, he used his 1337 H4x0r skillz to DMCA 30 videos and flag down 2 accounts. Even though he lost nearly every account he ever had, he still declared "LMFAO EPIC OWNAGE WIN LMFAO" in the exact same dance video he always posts.
For a second, it appeared as if Sonyfanboy was a successful troll. Idiots like black person and Thez116 were actually being "haxxed" by him, videos were going down left and right, and QuiznoZapperDasher even bowed down to him. However, a single comment from SFB's old arch-nemesis, AbsenceOblivion, would change all of that. Absence exposed QuiznoZapperDasher as Sonyfanboy himself, meaning, yes, he bowed down to himself. Dox were dropped on him as well. In reality Absence was wrong QuiznoZapperDasher aka BodyXPolitic was never really PreZdaNT, lurk moar faggots.
PrezDaNT the leader of Incognito[edit]
Sometime last Thursday SONYFANBOY created a new group called Incognito and started to claim that he hacked several YouTube accounts. Basically, here's how it goes. Some lame faggot on YT claims to be hacked by SONYFANBOY and uploads a video bowing to him as if he were God. The victims of Incognito are mostly 13 year old boys and one retarded nigra. The videos claiming victory are pointless beyond so many levels. They make one wish they never watched them and to an hero afterwords. SONYFAGBOY's faggotry on the internets has gone along for far too long. Each time a video of him dancing to shit music is uploaded onto YouTube a small infant dies.
Prezdant's HAX victims[edit]
One of SONYFANBOY's number one target. "Vanessaleezmakeup". She's a 12 year old youtuber, who wears tons of makeup. He's been stalking her since early 2010. When she was stupid enough to give him her password, after he impersonated a YouTube partnership employee, he took everything over. The minute he couldn't gain access to her accounts, he made over 20 fake youtube accounts, trolling, and false copywriting all of Vanessa Leez videos. He has vanessa's number, address, and blood type, and is GOING TO RAPE HER DEAD BODY. LULZ.
BodyXPolitic responds to PreZdaNT[edit]
After watching some of SONYFAILBOY's videos BodyXPolitic got the great idea that he should pretend to be "hacked," by the PreZdaNT of IGCOCKNITO. BXP uploaded a video of himself wearing a v mask and dancing to shit music, so that his viewers would think he was hacked by PreZdaNT. Sadly enough this actually worked BXP's loyal fans thought he was hacked by SONYFARTBOY!!1 This just goes to show you that 4chan can't tell the difference between one faggot with a Guy Fawkes mask from another.
A taste of his own medicine[edit]
| —Sonyfanboy, on being oblivious to the fact that he is making fun of him | ||
The Gospel of St. Capital (quotes)[edit]
| —Trolling: Serious business | ||
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Letters to the Editor[edit]
| —Sonyfanboy, on hacking non-existent PSN accounts | ||
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Gallery[edit]
The greatest hacker evar
His dox.
Ain't that the truth.
LOLOLOL /co/ IS TOTALLY MY PERSONAL ARMY(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Some pm's from him.
My fellow /b/tards...
Sonyfanboy in motivational poster form
See Also[edit]
External Links[edit]
He had at least 100 accounts, but they were all suspended.
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