ProJared
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ProJared (Powerword: Jared Knabenbauer) is an unfunny Americunt YouTuber and adulterer who is best known for his Let's Plays and video game reviews a thread his wife started about him cheating on her with what appears to be a thin dude of a side chick and ended up a dumping ground of creepy pictures ProJared had sent to underage female fans. He usually copypastas the humor of other YouTubers such as JonTron and the Game Grumps and then claims it to be his own. However, he is also well known for being quite possibly the most smug-fugly person to ever exist. Girls also run away from a creepy fart-sniffing smug like ProJared because he desperately wants females to enjoy his stuff more than anyone else.
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NormalBoots[edit]
NormalBoots is a video creators group that ProJared is was a part of before getting kicked out within 24 hours following his infidelity kerfuffle being exposed. It was revealed by ProJared's now ex-wife that, allegedly, some members of the group, who are friends of Jared, may have assisted in trying to cover this shitshow up before it exploded and had ostracized her from Jared's friend groups in order to help separate her from Jared and keep her from discovering Jared's private activities with his side bitch.
Interestingly enough, JonTron was a member of NormalBoots once, but was ostracized by Jared & co. and left shortly after his debate with Destiny in order to preserve the "integrity" and "advancement" of the group, keep in mind that at this time Jared was sending his nudes to his underage teenage fans for at least a year. A true blessing in disguise as only about a year later parts of this group would be active in the suppression of the infidelity kerfuffle, leaving JonTron completely and without a doubt separate from any association.
ProJirard[edit]
ProJirard is a fusion of ProJared and his gay lover who is another YouTube Let's Player that looks like a greasy bear and a borderline asspie name Jirard Khalil aka The Completionist. All his reviews these days consist of recommending games by companies he admits to being paid off by, like receiving their games and consoles for free. The formula for this is to play the Noah Antwiler goofy nerd spastic exaggerating experiences when he plays games and be so beta male looking that his wife and viewers assume; "I bet this harmless looking noodle armed guy with the worst social skills knows which video games are good."
ProDivorce[edit]
| —ProJared, in his review of Two Worlds. | ||
In early May 2019, Jared was caught cheating on his wife Heidi with a woman called Commander Holly (basically a downgraded, ugly, leftist, FAS-faced version of Heidi), Ross of Game Grumps's ex-wife. He then blocked his wife on Twitter for some reason. Heidi shared the details and guess what? Jared's a cheating scumbag. He then announced their incoming divorce. He rapidly lost subscribers on his YouTube channel (over 100,000 in the first twenty-four hours alone). On May 8, 2019, the day before the scandal broke, ProJared had 1,033,939 subscribers on his main YouTube channel, which now sits at 823,584 as of May 14, 2019, a loss of over 210,000 in under one week, while his ProJared Plays! YouTube Let's Play channel went from 316,886 subscribers on May 8 to 241,021 on May 14. In the end, Craig from ScrewAttack was most likely right for firing his fart-whiffing smug ass years ago, but nobody cares because ButtAttack got bought out by Rooster Teeth which immediately got rid of everything ScrewAttack did over the years and renamed their YouTube channel to Death Battle as a final fuck you to Craig. Even the Game Grumps deleted their YouTube videos featuring ProJared as a special guest because they're tired of the same shit.
- One Angry Gamer: ProJared, Male Feminist Files For Divorce While Salacious Details Of Sexual Misconduct Surface
- How an Elf and a Group of Gamers Exposed a ‘Predatory’ YouTuber-Husband Obsessed With Soliciting Nudes
ProJared Divorce Fiasco
The divorce drama begins.
Fucking BURNED!!
"This ain't it, chief," white knighted PeanutButterGamer.
Confirmed male feminist ally.
Why would he cheat on Heidi (left) for a downgraded uglier SJW she/her version of Commander Holly (right) is a mystery to us.
Remember when ProJared was on Game Grumps? BALEETED!
Foreshadowing.
Ass pats from the home wrecker herself.
Did you know that ProJared was a admin of his own subreddit? NOT ANYMORE!!
The subreddit ban clearly explained in a meme.
TheCompletionist on ProJared's statement.
His body was not ready for Reggie's marriage advice.
Meanwhile at 4chan.
Gallery[edit]
Feminist supporter.
This is what Jared tried to tell everyone happened
Gay sweaty buttsex is another way of fusing into ProJared.
Indeed, SmugJared is the worst.
ProJared, who dedicates entire months to Dungeons & Dragons, wonders why more women don't watch him.
Because your face scares them off.
Oh look, ProJared's #1 fan is none other than Andrew Dobson!
Hot!
ProJared is a very respectful male feminist
But only if you're under age.
Current Status: Being a cheating assclown.
Watch ProJared dance in his Sailor Mercury costume.
Subway, eat fresh.
Another way of ProJared handle girls.
Sailor Captain ProAmerica
Despite his looks, ProJared is admittedly quite adept at getting lots of pussy.
RIP ProJared's YouTube/Twitch career
Direct from the FAQ section on ProJared's Twitch page. He tried to warn us.
Videos[edit]
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That's why Encyclopædia Dramatica's final rating for ProJared...[edit]
See also[edit]
- Angry Video Game Nerd
- Eproctophilia - ProJared's fetish.
- Game Grumps
- Game Shakers - Terrible kids' sitcom in which ProJared guest starred.
- Irate Gamer
- Jared Fogle - Who ProJared secretly is.
- JonTron
- Let's Play
- Smug
- Video game reviewers
- YouTube
External links[edit]
DMJared - His YouTube channel.
- ProJared Plays! - His Let's Play YouTube channel.
ProJared - His Twitter account to whore for his selfish needs.
ProJared - His Twitch channel.
ProJared - His Facebook page.
ProJared (KYM) - His Know Your Meme article. Nothing new.- Social Blade - In case you want to watch ProJared's YouTube subscriber count fall in real time.
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| Featured Article May 11 & 12, 2019 | ||
| Preceded by No Human Being is Illegal |
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