You know a 3 Day Christmas review fell on me today
PLOT
Given the synopsis I read beforehand, I was expecting another A Magic Christmas style “phones are bad, m’kay?” story.
What I got instead was a Doomsday Preppers Christmas special that wanted to be a Home Alone ripoff.
CHARACTERS
Every single character in this movie is insane and makes bizarre choices, but darn it if the cast doesn’t still manage to make you like them along the way.
The antagonism between the oldest daughter and the cousin was weirdly flirty, too.
FX
I appreciated the day markers to let me know how far into the movie I was.
REWATCHABILITY
Probably one of the most pointless Christmas movies I’ve seen so far, but it wasn’t angering-ly awful, I guess.