David Martin

@bhercules

I have to return some videotapes, also singer in the Rolling Stones in a dream I had

A vayyyyan down by the river
Joined April 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Dec 2019

    John Frusciante just chopping wood out front of his shack miles from civilisation. Faint noise of a truck in the distance. He sighs and splits a log. The truck comes closer and stops. Anthony Kiedas slowly steps out AK: hey john, long time.

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  2. 20 hours ago

    Gareth bale ruining the fun with his innate timing and skill

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  4. 20 hours ago

    When bielsa sails off to the undying lands I want ainsworth to take over, or maybe hernan crespo who is apparently quite good at managing and stuff now

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  5. 20 hours ago

    Gareth ainsworth looking like he’s just walked off the set off the set of John carpenters vampires

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  6. 20 hours ago

    Could spurs do a Spurs to give me my sporting Hat-trick

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  7. Jan 25

    Tbh I’d have sacked him when he made Werner play wing back whenever that was

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  8. Jan 25

    McGregor getting knocked the fuck out and lamps getting sacked...

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    80s detective shows rocked

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    Jan 24

    "You need to tell us what you've taken so we can help you"

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  11. Jan 24

    If I sound like I’m carping on, it’s because i I am, because I wasn’t shocked. He was surprised you can get kicked in the legs now FFS

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  12. Jan 24

    Got to be less self flagellating ways of promoting your whiskey business, running in front of a bus etc

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  13. Jan 24

    Same energy

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  14. Jan 24

    Are you the farmer? I’ve done some MMA by mistake.

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  15. Jan 23

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 22

    I’ve overstepped. I promise this is the last one.

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 23
    Replying to

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    Jan 23

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    Jan 23

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    Burnley? At Anfield? Sheeeeeeeee-it!

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  21. Jan 21

    Bernie.... present

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