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Now seems like a good time to revisit this little piece of aural torture.  Because why not.  

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A few thoughts. First off, if you have a loud work environment and don’t have your earbuds, don’t think that you can just hold your phone up to your ear as if you’re having a phone conversation to listen to this. Because it is just like being on a phone call with Tom. Second, why does he have to be so adorably charming always? Third, of course StartUp!Tom loves Thursday. Friday is too cliché.
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coalea My reaction to this audio.

The whole reason I even thought of this is because I was teaching prepositions of time and when we were doing a speaking exercise, a student said their favorite day is Thursday. Boom, there it was at the forefront of my mind. So I’m still learning how it works around here, but I think in light of what I just explained…I can pass this off as science, thereby legitimizing its necessity.
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You.can.hear.him.breathing.

It hurts me. It’s as bad as when you can hear a guitar player’s fingers slide across the strings in a song recording. 

Aural porn.

It’s like when you can hear him sleepbreathing in Cranford when he has the arm booboo and he’s all stretched out on the settee in his white poofy shirt.
Maddening.

You want to see me crash and burn, don’t you?

I wouldn’t mind some company down here.

Since I am dieting, I can’t eat my feelings. 

Just remember, this is not my fault. You started it.

Oh hey beaglebitch the-haven-of-fiction coalea (but especially BB).

You want something that sounds just like being on the phone with Tom? Try this. Because it’s a fucking phone-in radio interview, so he actually is on the phone.

Kill/thank me later.
http://youtu.be/iu1QXJCrUbg

In case anyone is curious, listening to Tom’s voice while lying in bed is a terrible idea.

But, if you happen to be listening to Tom’s voice (while lying in bed) reading The Red Necklace and you close your eyes, you can pretend he’s right there, reading it to you from the next pillow over. Not that I’ve ever done that before, of course. 

Also works with High-Rise.

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So much on my dash today, I may have missed this…

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The signs and anger:

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Aries: The smallest things can send them into a fit of fiery rage. They don’t thing about the ramifications of their anger, they simply act. But it burns out fast and they apologize easily. What angers them: indiscipline, disloyalty, to be bossed around, waiting, and anyone with a lack of decorum.

Taurus: Despite being the bull, Taureans are very hard to make angry. Their anger builds up little by little over long periods of time, each slight adding up, and finally erupting when you least expect it. On top of this, they don’t forgive easily and can be vindictive. What angers them: they don’t like to be wrong or to be called out about their mistakes, betrayal, aggressiveness, and interruptions when they are doing something important.

Gemini: They express their anger through words, and they know how to use them like knives. And what’s worse, they become eloquent and aggressive when furious. But this sign is known for diplomacy and logic, they don’t anger easily because of these characteristics, and their anger passes as quickly as it comes. What angers them: if they feel wronged, offended, close-mindedness, or dealing with someone who is particularly stupid.

Cancer: Like Taurus, Cancer’s anger builds up slowly until pushed to far, then they explode, letting all of those memories of past wrongs spill out. They sometimes will even cry, but don’t mistake this for guilt or anything else, they’re still furious. They sulk, lash out passive-aggressively, and sometimes withdraw entirely. What makes them angry: to be taken advantage of or treated in a way they don’t feel they deserve, cruelty.

Leo: Leos don’t feel anger - it’s pure rage. And, like the lion, they roar. They become so angry that they will insult you in any way they can, going for your weakest spots, “beneath the belt” you could say. And they become condescending, putting on their “kingly crown”. What’s worse, their pride and arrogance keep them from apologizing. What makes them angry: disrespect, dishonesty, disloyalty, to be bossed around, being forced to do unnecessary things.

Virgo: Virgos don’t like to express their anger so they do their very best to suppress it, usually trying the silent treatment, until they just can’t do it anymore. Because of this their anger can seem pointless and nonsensical. They also struggle to express themselves when angry, their words dissolve into a mess. Their anger develops like a Taurus and is as fiery as an Aries. What makes them angry: if they feel like they are being persecuted, disrespected, or like their opinions are being ignored, vulgarity, carelessness, and the revealing of personal secrets.

Libra: It’s hard to make a Libra angry, and Libra will actually think before letting their anger overcome them or control any of their actions; partially because they allow it to drag on for a long, long time, filing the wrongs away for future reference. They are the most diplomatic of the zodiac and this stays true even when furious. But they can justify their anger no matter what, and that makes it dangerous. What makes them angry: being undermined, rudeness, dishonesty, or unfair treatment towards anyone, not just themselves.

Scorpio: Scorpios become defensive and distant when angry because they want to keep themselves from tipping over the edge, they know how bad it will be if they explode. They tend to stick to glaring, sarcasm, and cruel comments when angry because they’re good at keeping their anger under control and they feel to let it show is a sign of weakness. Once angry, it’s hard for them to ever forgive and they often seek revenge. What makes them angry: disrespect, mind games, pettiness, people who are fake, if you try to give them advice, and to take them for granted.

Sagittarius: Sagittarians are already blunt people and when angry this aspect grows: they, like Geminis, use words to hurt those who anger them or start pointless arguments. Other times, they will simply leave, especially if they’re feeling trapped in some way. But their easy-going nature usually means their anger dies down quickly. What makes them angry: limited freedom or if someone tries to control them, to be insulted or pushed around.

Capricorn: Capricorn is orderly and controlled, they often don’t show their emotions, so when they become angry it can be a shock. Their anger erupts in bouts of yelling that cause scenes. They become authoritative, condescending, and even demanding. If it’s really bad, they will shut down and leave. If you’ve caused them one too many pains, you can kiss your relationship goodbye. What makes them angry: irrational or immature behavior, insincerity, an invasion of their personal space/time, unreliability, disrespect.

Aquarius: It’s hard to anger and Aquarian, they are calm and not easily instigated, not to mention they don’t like confrontation, but they can be as wrathful as an Aries. They typically express their anger through the silent treatment until they can’t hold it in anymore, then it turns into bouts of shouting and screaming before they leave the scene. What makes them angry: prejudice or intolerance, being told how to live their lives or for their way of life to be outright insulted, cruelty.

Pisces: Because Pisces are so in touch with their emotions, it’s easy for them to become angry and for that anger to show but at the same time very hard for them to truly become furious. Because of their emotions they do have great sympathy and do their best to talk it out and if that doesn’t work they seek solitude. At the worst, they blank out and go into a blind fury, their amazing imagination fueling the drama. What makes them angry: inconsiderate people, cruelty, criticism, and to be pressured to do something.

Well for a change this is spot on for Pisces.

Indeed. Are you a Pisces too?

Yes thisandthatofyou.  98% of the time these horoscopes miss the mark on Pisces, imho.  Although, I must say, it’s not hard for me to become furious.  Instead I force myself not to become furious most of the time, unless I’m driving and stupid people make me scream bloody murder.

ME TOO! I get irritated very easily, but also have a lot of sympathy for others.  February 26 here.  :)

24th for me.  So close - at least the “day” part.  Year: 1950!

jossisgod You were born same year as my mother. :) 

Is she on Tumblr too magpieontheroof?

Gemini is spot on me. Scorpio is exactly my son. First time I’ve seen one of these so accurate.

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so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

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IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN 50 SHADES OF GRAY OR AMERICAN SNIPER AND HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF DOING SO, REBLOG THIS

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This post is getting so popular so quickly that I’m having trouble following everyone.

Good.

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So I’m thinking about learning to scuba.
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So I’m thinking about learning to scuba.

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I scrolled pretty far and didn’t see that anyone had shared this yet. Hilarious!

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Tom Hiddleston attends the 59th San Sebastian International Film Festival on September 19, 2011 in San Sebastian, Spain

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HIDDLESTONERS PLEASE REPORT

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??????????? omg the fuck.

WTF IS GOING ON?????

I think it’s the anon given when the account was made there is another one too. 

https://twitter.com/gale_sally

Whoa. WTF man? Not cool.

Hold on just one fucking minute. Excuse the hell out of you nonny asswipe.

BLOCK AND REPORT BOTH ACCOUNTS FOR HARASSMENT although I am sure that whoever helps Tom with his Twitter has already blocked them.

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