Notie Goes Bollywood

Whee! Oh my gosh, Noah, don't be so grumpy! Isn't this fun?
Katie, I will never, ever have fun in an outfit like this.
*gasp* What are you talking about? I love these cool Indian clothes!
Well, see, that's because you're a girl wearing a dress. It's not as much fun when I'm forced to do it.
It's not a dress, Noah, it's called a sari. And the shirt you're wearing is called a kurta.
...Okay, I am Indian, so why do you know that and I don't?
Duh, because you don't know anything about fashion!
Hmm. Touché, my dear.
You should wear loose clothes more often, with your wide shoulders they make you look buff. Now come on, let's dance! *drags him away*
What?! No way, I'm not going to dance around like an idiot, especially looking like this!
Come on, it'll be fun! And if you're lucky, maybe later I'll show you my Dance of the Seven Veils.
Pfft, the Dance of the Seven Veils isn't even from India, Katie, it's--- *stops and let's her words actually sink in* Oh, my.

Happy Total Drama Crack and Fanon Week, everybody! Day 1's theme is "Around the World." I decided to do Noah and Katie in Bollywood style, because apparently Noah is supposed to be Indian and I could totally picture a situation like the one I just wrote. Why they're there is open to interpretation---maybe an AU version of TDWT, though I sort of like to think it's Noah's family on a trip and one of his older siblings or someone is forcing him to dress the part.

I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to pick out the colors for this one. And looking up actual traditional Indian clothes. And trying to find good Bollywood backgrounds to copy (and finally settling for ones from Phineas and Ferb ).

I apologize to any Indians seeing this for portraying such a ridiculously-clichéd version of your culture. Even though I find it funny.

Hope you enjoy, fellow fanon-fans!

Edit: I think this is the first official C&F submission of 2010! Awesome!