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Time Passages: Going Off The Clock At The Tera Show
 Dropped by the Tera Show for the first time in a month (due to circumstances beyond my control, I missed both June shows, forfeiting my Perfect Attendance record) and noticed things had changes as I was chatting with a Digital Playground staffer about Ward Kimball, a Disney animator who had just died, and somebody yelled "Two minutes!" and I looked at my Ward Kimball signature model Jiminy Cricket watch and it said 7:02.
Tera and Mark Davis are chatting as we head to the studio area and Avy walks in with a Virgin Vixen in tow. We see each other and I ask her "Are you passing yourself off as a Virgin Vixen again?" and she smiles and shakes her head.
Joone starts to count down as Davis asks "Everyone's cell phones off?" and the show starts at 7:07, it says on my cell phone as the screen blinks off.
Tera starts by saying that she'll be making a movie in August, and then plugs her Night Calls 411 show on Playboy TV. The trivia question is up next, and this time it's a tough one: What was Nicole Sheridan's character name in Taboo 2001: Sex Odyssey? Mark Davis raises his hand. He's one up on me. I have no clue. And I wrote the review.
Digital Playground performer Devon is up first, just in from a stills shoot. "It was so hot, but the house had a waterfall."
"Wouldn't it be cool to have a waterfall in your house?" Tera asks.
Devon says she just finished a new video with Nic Andrews, Rush, which was shot in the desert. "That was hot," she smiles. She plugs her Website, mentions that she's up for Penthouse Pet of the Year, and mentions her friend Tabitha Stevens, who I spoke to the other day.
Plastic surgery is addictive, Devon points out. "Once you start, it's hard to stop."
"What's Tabitha had, five boob jobs?" Tera asks.
"Twice was enough for me," Devon grins.
Devon is swapped out for Michelle, in white shorts and blue halter, and as she settles in Tera says it's too hot in here and de-tops at 7:21:25. Tera invites Michelle to feel her breasts for sweat and she does, observing "It’s like a waterfall in there."
She runs an amateur Website, and hasn't done scenes yet, although she has done some video with her husband for the Website and Vivid has called her to do a g/g/g scene. She wants to save her b/g work for her husband.
"There's a freshness to the amateur work," Tera says. "People like my gonzo stuff. They tell me it's natural."
Michelle was a stripper in Las Vegas, "where everybody is in bisexual open-minded mode. I was the only girl who hadn't been with a girl in Vegas."
Her favorite position is missionary ("Me too," says Tera) and she doesn't like anal. Size doesn't matter to her, she says, adding "It isn't the size of the anchor that matters. It's how you drop it."
Michelle de-tops at 7:38:15.
Tera doesn't like to masturbate, but she likes her Pocket Rocket. Michelle says she likes it, but only as foreplay. She likes a man to finish her off.
Michelle is traded out for Mark Davis. They are featured together in a supplement to the new Hustler. They met on a shoot in St. Maarten where she "was eaten alive by mosquitoes" according to Davis, and she wound up bunking with Davis and Steven St. Croix because her roomie, Jessica Drake, hooked up with Evan Stone and they locked her out of her room.
Davis is doing gonzos because "I don't want to do features any more. I'm taking time for myself after 10 years." He was a model and a Chippendale's dancer. "That's how I got my training: 300 drunk women every night, and five guys. I was 18, and one thing led to another." He also remembers watching porn movies in London's Soho when he was 13. "I was big, and they let me in."
Tera asks him if he wants to direct. "I've been offered, but I like to come in, fuck, and leave. I don't need the aggravation." He has no Website, but he can be e-mailed at markdavisxxx@aol.com.
He hasn't used Viagra: "I think I would kill somebody."
He talks about doing double-pussy scenes. "What's it like?" Tera asks. "It's tight, and uncomfortable as hell. You have to be comfortable with yourself and the guy you're working with." Tera says her fantasy is to have two guys licking her pussy. "Good luck," Davis responds.
Davis is traded out for Voodoo and Nicole Sheridan but Voodoo drags Davis back to the couch. Nicole's first d.p. was with these two guys, she says, and it was her first real on-screen orgasm.
Nicole says she'd like to fuck a tranny: "Beautiful face, big ta-tas, and a cock."
Tera concurs: "I could have sex with a woman if she had a cock."
Davis, in a calm cool voice, says, "She's not a woman."
Tera points out that Nicole squirted out the candle on Tera's birthday cake last year, and then gets both guys to lick her nipples, prompting Davis to observe "It's just an 8-inch difference." Nicole directs their actions as Avy giggles.
Nicole and Voodoo drove through brushfire-impeded traffic to get here. "We hate it when people are late," Voodoo says. "I don't know what speed we were going, but it's a good thing all the cops were at the fire."
Nicole says she did a bukkake. "I took 73 pop shots on my face," she smiles as a gasp comes from the audience. They only work together, although they will work with other people in their scenes. "We think that when you do a scene, you should say 'That was a challenge,' but at home I like a missionary fuck," Nicole adds. They just did a scene for Chi Chi LaRue. "He was cheering for us."
Nicole de-tops at 8:29:50.
They talk about doing a scene at 1 am, in the desert, where it was 22 degrees. To give some idea of how cold it was, they point out that habitual shorts-wearer Jake Jacobs was wearing long pants, which brings a shudder to everybody. When the scene was over, Nicole reached for the baby wipes and they came out of the package in one frozen-solid block, and the jizz froze to her face.
The Virgin Vixen enters, a young blonde calling herself "Hunter." Nicole says "I want to unveil her titties" and does, at 8:34:36. "That's a chance for her to cop a feel," somebody says and Voodoo replies "She's new, she'll never know."
She's from Florida, and doesn't want to move to L.A. because of the traffic. "But the humidity in Florida sucks," Voodoo points out. She's done a Real Sex Magazine. She grew up "all over," because her dad was in the Air Force. Voodoo says "I've heard that a lot," and Nicole observes that Amber Michaels was an Air Force nurse. She was stripping in Tampa, so they talk about the liberal Tampa strip club laws, with Nicole saying she was surprised at what was going on at lap dances until she found out it was legal, then she said, "Cool!"
At 8:49, they get a "one-minute" call, and Nicole plugs her Website and the show wraps at 8:50.
In the after-show hubbub, I talk to Nicole and ask her what her character name was in Taboo 2001.
She knew it.
— Tod Hunter
The next Tera Show is scheduled for July 23. Anita Dark is scheduled to appear. Timing by Disney TimeWorks.
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