MALE AND MAIL

It’s been a crazy week here at Pornblography central, and it looks like this week is going to be even crazier because there’s lots to talk about: another Joe Porn Consumer Profile, a final answer to those of you looking to become male talent in the industry, and thoughts on the current media blitz that Traci Lords is on. But first, let’s get to a little mail.

Dr. Mike says:
Hi Carly,
I'm glad to see the Hitachi Magic Wand getting the attention it deserves.

I use it as a regular part of my practice as a professional male Dominant for submissive women. It is almost guaranteed to make any woman cum within about three minutes, provided she is restrained in the proper exposed position so that she can't get away from it's lascivious vibrations.

I typically don't apply it directly to the genitalia, but prefer to insert my gloved fingers into the vagina to reach the G-spot while placing the Magic Wand against the base of my thumb. I then use my thumb to stimulate the clitoris. You need a lot of power to make this work and the Magic Wand has what it takes.

I can’t say enough good about the Hitachi Magic Wand – really. It’s a sex toy from heaven created by God himself. In fact, I’m currently working on a series of Haikus dedicated to the wonderful Wand… Alexander the Poet be damned! (Kidding, kidding…) As for your suggested use, Mike, I like your style. Looks like that’ll have to be added to my repertoire. And all of you other Hitachi Magic Wand users should write in with your stories about it, too. Perhaps I’ll build a special Pornblography shrine to it.

(Yes, the toy is really that good.)

Markus and Markiss write:
Hi Carly,
The “Post-Pornographic Dildoll Project” of Markus & Markus gets more and more multi-dimensional:

Come and see the new Special Edition on: Dilldoll.com!

You guys are totally bizarre. But I love it, so there’s your plug/link.

Rubayat clearly has no clue what I write about here:
dear carly i like you very much if it would possible i would have a date with you but it is not possible now as i am living in bangladesh...so you would be kind enough to send me a full version of porn of yours.

Dear Rubayat,
It is not possible for us – now or ever – to date. I’m pretty sure you’re not my type. As for a full version of a porn of mine, I’m assuming you’re asking for one of my well-worn review copies of Balls Deep or maybe a DVD of Young Jenna, because anyone who takes five minutes to sift through my ramblings knows that a) I have never done porn, and b) I will never do porn, and c) I am merely a publicist who has a penchant for licking large eucalyptus phalli on occasion.

Moving on, Skeeter Kerkove, the father of Suitcase Pimpery, sends along these sentiments about my rant on mainstreaming porn:
I’d like to see this picture on the cover of People:

All you George Bush haters out there, never forget that the States would be an even more terrifying place to live if Skeeter ran things.

Adella, Digital Playground’s PR goddess, sent along this picture of Quasarman from when he hosted an episode of DP Tonight last week:

He certainly seems to be enjoying himself for someone who hates his job so much. However, he might be less happy if he knew that this:

was happening on one of his shoots, as Skeeter claims. (Skeeter, you’re going to send Mike to an insane asylum.)

Dossman asks for some interviews:
How about Tiffany Mynx, have not heard too much about her lately. Or Alicia Rio, I was in the Valley at Thirsty's where she dances, I bet she has a lot of interesting tales.

Definitely possibilities, but I’m still working on Asia, and on transcribing an interview I did with Tricia Devereaux back in freakin’ January. But I’m hanging on to all your suggestions, so keep on sending them in.

Jeff sends along this video, which proves that porn can happen anywhere, anytime.

And lastly, Stephen Ochs says:
Now is the time for you to write a book about your experiences in porn.

My dear, why do you think Pornblography has been so woefully neglected as of late?

More soon…

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