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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
"Graphic Violence" (June/07)
Casualties From the War on Cartoons, by David Wallis

"Gold Rush" (October/06)
For Louis L'Amour Death Was a Great Career Move, by Julia M. Klein

"Left Turn" (August/06)
One Man's Journey From Dittohead to Democrat, by Jason Zasky

"F + Minus = Success" (March/06)
New Failure-Oriented Comic Strip Makes the Grade, by Jason Zasky

"War and Peace" (January/06)
War News Radio Brings Iraq Home, by Jason Zasky

"Bear With Me" (September/05)
The Author of "The Grizzly Maze" Speaks Out, by Jason Zasky

"A Plea To The Television Gods" (May/05)
Joan Fans Try To Keep The Faith, by Jason Zasky

"Behind The Music" (July/04)
What It's Really Like to be a Rock Star, Courtesy of Semisonic's Jacob Slichter, by Jason Zasky

"Picture This" (August/03)
A New Book of Movie Plots May Yield the Next Gigli, by Jason Zasky

"Going In The Tank" (July/03)
Finding Nemo Fans Are Racing To Buy Clown Fish, But A Happy Ending May Not Be In The Script, by Jason Zasky

"Ad Nauseam" (April/03)
Class Action Lawsuit Aims to Subtract Pre-Movie Ads, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Wonka Vision" (January/03)
From Inauspicious Debut to Timeless Classic, by Jason Zasky

"Tragic Comics" (September/02)
It's a Hard Knock Life for the Female Superhero, by Jason Zasky

"What's 13 Letters for the American Crossword Champion?" (May/01)
Ellen Ripstein—the Susan Lucci of Crosswords—Finally Wins the Title, by Jason Zasky

"Poetry Verses the United States" (April/01)
The Favorite Poem Project Calls for Rhymes and Reasons, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Some Kind of Wonderful" (March/01)
Frank Capra Examines Failure, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"The Ugly American," "Pollyanna" and "Uncle Tom's Cabin" (February/01)
A Three-Part Series Examining Failure in Literature, by Julie Stesney

"We're Off To See The Wizard" (October/00)
Failure Takes an In-Depth Look at the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, by Jason Zasky

"The Failure of Christianity" and Failure Interview with Charlie Peacock (August/00)
Bob Briner and the Silence of the Lambs, by Jason Zasky

"Intermission" (July/00)
The Drive-In Reaches a Crossroads, by Amy Halloran

BUSINESS
"Luggage Lost . . . And Found" (August/07)

Scottsboro, Alabama's Unclaimed Baggage Center, by Jason Zasky

"Worm War I" (May/07)
Sued by Scotts, Worm Poop Start-up Makes a Stink on the Web, by Jason Zasky

"And Justice For All?" (March/07)
Debunking the Myth of Lawsuit Abuse, by Jason Zasky

"Road Worthy" (January/07)
Revitalizing Route 66, by Jason Zasky

"Sub Conscious" (February/06)
The Surprisingly Enduring Appeal of Subway Pitchman Jared Fogle, by Greg Beato

"A Shore Thing" (June/04)
Onshorealternatives.com Helps Americans Support Companies That Keep Jobs at Home, by Jason Zasky

"Fork In The Road" (June/04)
A New Book Points The Way To Healthy Highway Eateries, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Hot Potato" (March/04)
Skinned by the Atkins Craze, The Potato Industry Fights Back, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Pay For Performance, Stupid" (June/03)
What Suits Can Learn From the Summer's Hottest Baseball Book, "Moneyball"
by Jason Zasky

The Failure Interview (August/02)
Peter Birkeland, author of "Franchising Dreams," by Jason Zasky

"Turning Over A New Leaf" (April/02)
Change from 'Prune' to 'Dried Plum' Proving Fruitful, by Jason Zasky

"Bad Reputation" (November/01)
Forget the Jokes, Fruitcake is Serious Business, by Jason Zasky

"Last Call" (August/01)
The End of an Era at Joe's Diner, by Jason Zasky

The Failure Interview (April/01)
Malcolm Gladwell, by Jason Zasky

Consumer Reports (January/01)
You've Got a Friend, by Jason Zasky

Buckley's (December/00)
Canada's Bad Medicine, by Kathleen A. Ervin

The Failure Interview (October/00)
Dave Ramsey, by Jason Zasky

"Trade Secrets" (August/00)
What Wall St. Doesn't Want You to Know, by Jason Zasky

The Failure Interview (July/00)
Steve Wozniak, Co-Founder of Apple Computer and Michael Malone, Editor-in-Chief of Forbes ASAP, by Jason Zasky

HISTORY
"The Great White Slope" (August/07)

Remembering the Deadliest Avalanche in U.S. History, by Jason Zasky

"Frame Work" (June/07)
The Failure Interview: Jeffrey Feldman, Editor of the Political Blog Frameshop, by Jason Zasky

"Name, Rank and Serial Number" (August/06)
The Goats of West Point: Where Are They Now?, by Jason Zasky

"No News Is Good News?" (July/06)
What You Haven't Heard About Africa, by Jason Zasky

"The Ice Man's Greatest Hits" (July/06)
The Life and Crimes of Cold-Blooded Mafia Hit Man Richard Kuklinski, by Jason Zasky

"Official Spokesman" (July/05)
David Herlihy on the Rise and Fall of the Bicycle, by John Stesney

"Indian Summer" (May/05)
The Quiet Revival of Native America, by Jason Zasky

"Sub Par" (February/05)
The Story Of The Man Who Gave The World The Submarine, by Jason Zasky

"The Rodney Dangerfield of Presidents" (September/04)
Two Hundred Years After his Birth, President Franklin Pierce Still Gets No Respect, by Jason Zasky

"Beautiful Day" (June/04)
Could A Proposed National Holiday Help Revitalize American Democracy?, by Jason Zasky

"Killing Is His Business" (February/04)
The Failure Interview: Benjamin A. Valentino, Author of "Final Solutions," by Jason Zasky

"The Failure Interview" (February/04)
David Callahan—Author of "The Cheating Culture," by Jason Zasky

"Fire Trap" (November/03)
The Legacy of the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire, by Jason Zasky

"Up The Creek Without A Paddle" (August/03)
Remembering a Tragedy: The Steamboat General Slocum (1904), by Jason Zasky

"Burning Down The House " (May/03)
The Iroquois Theatre Advertised Itself as "Absolutely Fireproof." It Went Up in Flames Six Weeks After Opening, by Jason Zasky

"Cool Customer" (April/03)
Frederic Tudor and the Frozen-Water Trade, by Jason Zasky

"Rubber Stamp" (February/03)
How Charles Goodyear Became the First Name in Rubber, by Jason Zasky

"Let's Pause for a Station Break" (January/03)
The Story Behind the World's Most Famous Train Wreck Photo

"Cable Ready" and "Ball And Cane" (December/02)
Cyrus Field and the Epic Struggle to Lay the First Transatlantic Cable/The Rise and Fall of Gutta-Percha, by Jason Zasky

"Like A Good Neighbor, Disaster News Network Is There" (October/02)
One-of-a-Kind News Organization Keeps the Public, Disaster Responders Informed, by Jason Zasky

The Failure Interview (June/02)
Reverend Carroll Pickett, Author of "Within These Walls: Memoirs of a Death House Chaplain," by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Auto Biography" (March/02)
Failure Examines the History of the Edsel
, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"The Hindenburg" and "Great Balls of Fire" (January/02)
A Classic Failure Revisited
, by Jason Zasky

The Failure Interview (April/01)
Chinua Achebe
, by Jason Zasky

"Election" (November/00)
Who You're Not Voting For This Year
, by Jack Stesney

"The Corvair" (October/00)
Failure At Any Speed?
, by Michael Tesmacher

"Making Change" (August/00)

The
Susan B. Anthony and the Golden Dollar, by Kathleen A. Ervin

The Failure of the Millenniums (July/00)
Charles the Hammer and the Battle of Tours [Poitiers], by Jack Stesney

SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
"The Missing Link" (January/06)

The Tay Bridge Disaster Re-Visited, by Peter R. Lewis

"City Limits" (July/05)
Urban Sprawl is Hazardous to Public Health. Where Do We Go From Here?
by Jason Zasky

"A Prescription For Trouble" (June/05)
"Dangerous Doses" and America's Other Drug Problem, by Jason Zasky

"You Glow Boy!" (May/04)
The Story of a Teenager's Nuclear Ambitions, by Jason Zasky

"Is It In The Cards?" (May/04)
Why National Identification Cards Won't Make Us Safer, by Bruce Schneier

"Spatially Challenged" (April/04)
Failure Interviews Greg Klerkx, Author of "Lost In Space," About the Fall of NASA and the Prospects for a New Space Age, by Jason Zasky

"Extreme Medicine Man" (April/04)
An Interview with Dr. Kenneth Kamler, Author of "Surviving the Extremes," by Jason Zasky

"Lean Into It" (April/04)
A New Slant on the Tower of Pisa, by Jason Zasky

"Nightmare on Elm Street" (September/03)
Why Elm Trees Need a Neighborhood Watch Program, by Jason Zasky

"Book of the Dead" (July/03)
The Failure Interview: Mary Roach, author of "Stiff," by Jason Zasky

"Afterglow" (June/03)
Is It Lights Out For Fireflies?, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Get Your Wings" (April/03)
On the Centennial of First Flight, Rediscover the Remarkable Achievements of the Wright Brothers, by Jason Zasky

"Rip in Peace?" (March/03)
For Over a Century, Jack the Ripper Got Away With Murder. Now Best-Selling Crime Writer Patricia Cornwell is Convinced She Knows His Identity, by Jason Zasky

"Get Smart" (March/03)
An Interview with Brain and Memory Authority Tony Buzan, by Jason Zasky

"Girls, Girls, Girls" (June/02)
Bunny, Jenny and the 'Girls' of the Elephant Sanctuary Quietly Redefine the Model for Captive Elephant Care, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Round In Circles" (May/02)

M. Night Shyamalan's "Signs" To Raise Profile of Crop Circles, by Jason Zasky

"High Anxiety" (April/02)

Cheryl Stearns and her Quest to Break the Free Fall Record, by Jason Zasky

"The Unforgettable Fire " (January/01)
Centralia, Pennsylvania's Eternal Flame, by Jason Zasky

"Suspended Animation" and "Sway It Ain't So" (November/00)
The Tacoma Narrows Bridge and London's Millennium Bridge, by Jason Zasky

"I Never Promised You a Rose Garden" (September/00)
The Challenges of Engineering Roses, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Exponent" (July/00)
The Company That Failure Built, by Jason Zasky

SPORTS
"Loss Leaders" (June/07)

Philly Phanatics Create Celebrate10000.com to Commemorate 10,000 Phillies' Defeats, by Jason Zasky

"Dream Team" (October/06)
Fantasyhusband.com: Where Fantasy is Better Than Reality, by Jason Zasky

"Un-Defeated" (November/05)
Joshua Davis Turns Losing Into a Winning Proposition, by Jason Zasky

"Cold Shoulder" (July/05)
Will the American Road Ever be Bicycle-Friendly?, by John Stesney

"Weighty Words" (May/05)
A Chat With the Slow Fat Triathlete, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Discography" (Jan/04)
Ultimate Frisbee Makes a Bid for Commercial Acceptance, by Alex Masulis

"Addicted To That Rush" (Oct/03)
ESPN Pays the Price for Limbaugh's Color Analysis, by Jason Zasky

"He Used To Cut The Grass" (July/03)

U.S. Lawn Mower Racing Association Bent On Growing, Not Mowing, by Jason Zasky

"Pay For Performance, Stupid" (June/03)
What Suits Can Learn From the Summer's Hottest Baseball Book, "Moneyball"
by Jason Zasky

"As The Windmill Turns" (Oct/02)
The U.S. Professional Minigolf Tour Goes For The Green, by Jason Zasky

"American Samoa's Dream Team" (May/02)
American Samoa Sets World Cup 2006 As Its Gooooooaaaaaal!!!, by Jason Zasky

"Bike Geek" (February/02)
Graeme Obree and the World Hour Record, by John Stesney

"Scoring Slump" (October/01)
Why Scoring Baseball is Becoming a Lost Art, by Jason Zasky

"The Unnatural" (August/01)
How Jim Morris Went From High School Teacher to Major Leaguer, by Jason Zasky

"Picky, Picky, Picky" (April/01)
Strange Stories from NFL Draft History, by Jason Zasky

"The New York Islanders" (January/01)
Seven Years of Futility on Long Island—And Why the Team is Poised to Win Again, by Jason Zasky

"Zippy Chippy" (November/00)
A Horse With No Shame, by Jason Zasky

"The Miss and the Music City Miracle" (September/00)
NFL Coach Bruce DeHaven Remembers, by Leo Roth

"Moe Norman" (July/00)
The Greatest Golfer the World Has Never Known, by Jason Zasky

FLOPHOUSE
"What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate" (August/07)

Why We Need "Send: The Essential Guide to E-mail," by Michael Jung

"Rockets' Red Glare" (June/07)
Shining a Light on the Secret Air War in Iraq, by Norman Solomon

"Devil's Advocate" (March/07)
Can Satan be Held Legally Responsible for his Actions?, by Jason Zasky

"The 'Game' That Makes Parents Gasp" (February/07)
Exposing the Dangers of the Choking Game, by Jason Zasky

"College Try" (November/06)
High School and the High Cost of High Achievement, by Jason Zasky

"Little House on the Prairie" (June/06)
Prairieopportunity.com: Attracting the Modern-Day Ingalls Family to Northwest North Dakota, by Jason Zasky

"Enough Already" (November/05)

Voluntary Human Extinction Movement Thanks You For Not Breeding, by Gregory Dicum

"Relax, It's FedEx" (August/05)
Bed? Couch? Desk? Don't Worry. There's A FedEx For That, by Jason Zasky

"The Case Of The Disappearing Detectives" (June/05)
The Hardy Boys Vanish, Then Reappear As The Undercover Brothers, by Jason Zasky

"Back Talk" (January/05)
Protesters Plan To Turn Their Backs On Bush At The President's Inauguration Parade, by Jason Zasky

"For The Individual Who Has Everything" (August/04)
Eight Strange Consumer Products

"The Failure Interview" (April/04)
Paul Waldman, author of "Fraud: The Strategy Behind the Bush Lies and Why the Media Didn't Tell You," by Jason Zasky

"A Dear John Dot-Com" (February/04)
Breakupservice.com Means Never Having to Say Goodbye, by Jason Zasky

"A Whisper Of Smoke" (October/03)
The Enduring Legend of the Bell Witch, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Walk This Way" (August/03)
How One Man's Epiphany is Changing How America Walks, by Jason Zasky

"Total Recall" (March/03)
Remembering the 2003 USA Memory Championship, by Jason Zasky

"Mr. Clean" (November/02)
Educator Tom Keating Aims to Tidy Up School Restrooms, by Jason Zasky

"Food For Thought" (October/02)
A Sampling of the FDA's Food Action Defect Levels

"Arch Enemy" (July/02)
The Strange Addiction of "The Footstomper"—and How he Kicked the Habit, by Jason Zasky

"Point Of No Return" (September/01)
Saving Dead Letters at the Mail Recovery Center, by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Iraqi Airlines" (June/01)
An Airline That Loves to Fly—And for the First Time in a Decade—it Shows, by Jason Zasky

"Don't You Want Me, Baby?" (March/01)
Rajasthan, India Gives New Meaning to the Term "Young Love," by Kathleen A. Ervin

"Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus" (December/00)
He's at 33rd and 8th in New York City, by Jason Zasky

"Workaholics Anonymous" (November/00)
Potential Members Too Busy, by Derek Spencer

"Jail Bait" (September/00)
A Picture Says a Thousand Words, by Jason Zasky

"A League of Their Own" (July/00)
Dead Sports Leagues Live Again Online, by Jason Zasky

MARKETING
"Spread Alert" (August/00)
Low Cholesterol, Low Fat and Low Sales, by Robert McMath

"Kellogg's Breakfast Mates" (July/00)
It's Not For Breakfast Anymore, by Robert McMath

FAILURE OF THE YEAR
"Failure of the Year 2005" (December/05)

George W. Bush, by Jason Zasky

"Failure of the Year 2004" (December/04)
The American Voter, by Jason Zasky

"Failure of the Year 2003" (December/03)
The Bush Administration, by Jason Zasky

"Failure of the Year 2002" (December/02)
The Augusta National Controversy, by Jason Zasky

"Failure of the Year 2001" (December/01)
Terrorism
, by Jason Zasky

"Failure of the Year 2000" (December/00)
The Collapse of the Israeli-Palestinian Peace Process
, by Jack Stesney

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
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