Trolling IRL

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Use this t-shirt to troll IRL.
An example of a poster to troll people IRL. A good IRL troll looks inoccent like this.

Trolling IRL is exactly the same as trolling OTI, except with the consequences. It is harder than OTI trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked, get raped or otherwise be violently assaulted. But if pulled off correctly, has potential for massive lulz.

Think of it like this, Trolling IRL is the equivalent to getting pussy and Trolling OTI is equivalent to fapping.

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Epic IRL Faggot

Lemon Party is great for trolling OL and IRL


Despite what emo kids would have you believe, he is not an epic troll. He is still in fact a faggot.

Astronomically Epic IRL Troll

How it's done. Note his innate ability to never break character.

Ways to Troll IRL

Dongs = tools of the trade.
Beware, IRL trolling may result in being tazed...Bro.
Protest Trolling

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Additional suggestions for Trolling IRL

  • Paste rape support group fliers on the doors of Catholic churches.
  • Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
  • Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrition-box information.
  • Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
  • Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party".
  • Glue a quarter to the ground. Watch as fucktards try desperately to get it (bonus points if you do it near landscapers).
  • Sharking.
  • Move a bookstore's entire stock of bibles into the fiction section.
  • Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  • In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  • Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  • Have buttsecks with a girl and halfway trough, pull back her head by her hair and whisper into her ear, "I Have AIDS."
  • Make beeping noises when a fat person backs up.
  • Ask faggots if buttsecks hurts.
  • Use words such as "abortion" and "Holocaust" in casual conversation
  • Announce a random person has just come out of the closet.
  • Go to Planned Parenthood and ask if they sell coat hangers.
  • Wake Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons up at 5 AM on Sunday to ask if they've considered atheism.
  • Dance to music in your iPod at deaf support groups.
  • Sell nickel bags of oregano to fat emo kids.
  • Steal a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  • Ask people what gender they are.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  • Print out shock images and place them in places people can't reach.
  • Go to a feminazi rally and hold up a sign that says, "Make me a sandwich."
  • Don't flush.
  • Successfully use the word virgin as an insult against a 16 year old girl (bonus points if you deflorate her).
  • Draw a huge penis on a football field using weed killer a day before the game.
  • Bring sex toys for show and tell...or if old enough, bring as your project. Always old enough.
  • Hide a little bag full of white powder in a butthurt college student's bag at the airport
  • Go to the opening of the New Star Trek movie dressed as a stormtrooper, with a lightsaber, blasting the theme to Star Wars on a boombox.
  • Hack a programmable road sign to say "Jews did WTC"
  • Go to a gamestop on the midnight release of battletoads.
  • Ask anyone in a candy store if they sell edible condoms.
  • Ask a typical fat person if he has more than one pair of underwear.
  • Go to a kindergarden classroom, and when nobody's there, tape a image of Goatse to the blackboard.

List of Professional Old-Media and IRL Trolls

Professional IRL troll at a feminazi rally.

See Also



Image:Little Troll.gif Trolling IRL is part of a series on Trolls.

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