Ugh! Look what's for dinner in 2013! From cuttlefish and chips to bacon chocolate, the Mail's food writer predicts the bizarre food trends coming our way

Ugh! Look what's for dinner in 2013!

I'm addicted to chilli admits Jamie Oliver: Celebrity chef compares it to morphine and says it stimulates happiness

Spice of life: Jamie Oliver revealed his secret addiction to chillis, saying that instead of drinking coffee he has a 'little nibble' on some chilli

Mr Oliver, 37, appearing on Channel 4’s The Last Leg of the Year, said that without a 'little nibble' of chilli in the morning he feels ill and said he prefers it to 'knocking back coffee'.

Tequila bars, 25 course menus and festivals at sea … lifestyle expert reveals what we'll be eating, drinking and doing in 2013

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In 2013 there will be music festivals at sea, gift shopping on Facebook … and we will be consuming a lot of tequila at the neighbourhood kitch bar!

Anyone for crap eggs with a side of wild speculation? Hilarious menu items that will make you not want to order them

Nausea sauce pork: Try not to get too sick while you eat

Who’s in the mood for some crap eggs with bamboo flavor? Here are 15 hilarious menu items, mostly from East Asian countries, that got lost in translation.

Competitive eater The Bear tears through all ELEVEN items on Denny's Hobbit menu in under 20 minutes (and the meal clocked in at 8,610 calories!)

Let the games begin! Competitive eater Jamie 'The Bear' McDonald sat down to a meal consisting of all 11 items on Denny's The Hobbit menu

The notorious diner Jamie 'The Bear' McDonald came up with a challenge to eat every single item on Denny's Hobbit menu in one seating, and he did not disappoint, chewing through all 11 gut-busting dishes in one sitting.

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Roast cauliflower dipped in chocolate or Stilton spread with rhubarb? Crazy new chemistry lab cuisine set to take the foodie world by storm

A team in the U.S. has investigated the chemical links between popular food combinations

A team in the U.S. has investigated the chemical links between popular food combinations, such as strawberries and cream.

Happy Kentucky Fried Christmas! Would YOU tuck into a festive KFC? Japanese families order in Colonel's breaded chicken THREE MONTHS in advance

A Kentucky Fried Christmas? Orders for the Christmas Party Barrels are taken from October in Japan

If you are fed up with the usual Christmas fare of turkey and all the trimmings, then you could perhaps look to the East for something a little less traditional.

Asda goes upmarket at it starts offering Wagyu beef and other gourmet products (but don’t worry, onesies are still available)

Upmarket: ASDA is targeting the most discerning Christmas shoppers with top of the range Wagyu beef. A file picture of wagyu beef is pictured

In a move aimed at attracting more wealthy customers, Asda has introduced a range of gourmet products it has never sold before.

£10,000 for a pineapple! British fruit is world's most expensive (just don't ask what it was grown in)

The gardens have been growing pineapples the same way since the 19th Century

The fruit was grown at the Lost Gardens of Heligan in Cornwall, where tropical conditions were created using a mixture of 30 tonnes of manure, urine and straw.

Families hit after supermarkets hike 'budget' food prices by as much as 110% in just a year

Price hike: The big chain supermarkets have increased the price of more than 40 per cent of their own-label budget lines

The big supermarket chains have increased the price of more than 40 per cent of their own-label budget lines in the past year.

Could Roquefort be GOOD for the heart? Blue cheese has 'anti-inflammatory properties' that guard against cardiovascular disease

Miracle food?: A report that Roquefort cheese could have massive health benefits have been disputed by a top nutritionist

The cheese, which is aged in caves in the South of France, could be among the reasons why the French enjoy good health despite a diet high in saturated fat.

'He's fat and he needs a good f***ing wash': Chef Gordon Ramsey gives TV rival Jamie Oliver a roasting

'He's fat and he needs a good f***ing wash': Chef Gordon Ramsey gives TV rival Jamie Oliver a roasting

Foul mouthed chef Gordon Ramsey has given Jamie Oliver a roasting - claiming the TV chef is too grubby and fat to lecture Americans on healthy eating.

The stories behind Christmas: Historian Lucy Worsley explains the charming stories behind mince pies

Lucy Worsley explains the history behind mince pies

A recipe for mincemeat from 1694 recommends you use boiled calf's tongue mixed with suet, 'raisins of ye sun', spices and lemon rind.

That's topped the lot! Italians reclaim title for world's largest pizza after five chefs bake 130ft margherita

Pizza the action: An eager diner gets stuck in to the world's largest pizza with an oversized pizza cutter

The Italian team brought the honour back home after baking the world-record breaking pizza in Rome.

Old bank in Mayfair cashes in! Restaurateurs behind Zuma and Roka open new Italian Banca

From the folk that brought you Zuma and Roka comes Banca, an upmarket Italian in the heart of Mayfair

Think crispy calamari, sea bass carpaccio with avocado, lime and sun blush tomatoes and Rosé veal carpaccio with black truffle mayonnaise- and that's just for starters.

Calorie-conscious cocktail fans stop here! The Anthologist bar serves up tasty tipples with just 80 calories

The stylish venue is perfect for hen parties, office do's and causal post-work drinks

Set in the heart of the city on Gresham Street, The Anthologist is a spacious drinking hole, eatery and dance floor that opens its doors to suited and booted city boys and girls all day and all night.

The Churchill Bar and Terrace makes history more fun (and serves a great cocktail too!)

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The design recognises, by way of contemporary touches, references to Churchill's life in photography and art, in love and lifestyle and in travel and animal.

Futuristic dining at London's first ever interactive restaurant: Asian eatery Inamo puts the fun back in to dining out

Inamo puts the fun back into dining and projectors shine the menu onto your table

Interactive Asian fusion restaurant Inamo is the first of its kind in central London and after an evening of techno fun, classic dining experiences seem mundane.

Duck fat dipped in sugar? Quacktastic Chinese food with a twist and fabulous views at Min Jaing

The specialty is the duck and it comes served in a variety of exciting ways

This covert Chinese restaurant, situated on the tenth floor of the Royal Garden Hotel in Kensington really is a hidden gem.

Behind the coveted doors of one of London's top private member's clubs

House 19 restaurant in private member's club Home House oozes luxury

Arranged over three Grade I and II listed buildings designed by Robert Adam and James Wyatt, Home House's history is as rich as its members and has now been given a much-needed revamp by Martin Kemp to bring it to the forefront of London's nightlife scene.

From apple to bottle, how one of Britain's top ciders is brewed in Belgium... and could even be about to change America's drinking habits

A worker holds a bottle of Strongbow Gold

Inside the Stassen family brewery in Aubel, Belgium, whose owners long ago predicted the current boom in cider sales as the drink continues to widen its appeal and flavour range.

OLLY SMITH: Pud it there, partner...

Rare Pedro Ximenez NV (Spain) is richly sweet and very dark

The rule is to make sure that the wine is sweeter than the dessert and to think about whether you want to contrast or echo the richness of the dish’s texture.

Anyone for a quail eggnog? Festive cocktails with a twist by top barman Salvatore Calabrese

Barman Salvatore Calabrese shares his recipes for festive cocktails with a twist

To make the perfect Silent Night cocktail remove the seeds from a vanilla pod and place them with all the other ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake sharply to allow the drink to mix well. Double strain into a port glass and enjoy!

A nanny state that dictates what we drink will soon be telling us how to think

Increase: An average family's drinks bill will rise by almost £100 if Government plans to increase the minimum price of alcohol

SIMON HEFFER: One great, long-standing British tradition has been that governments wherever possible left people alone to get on with their lives.

Raise a glass: How to perk up Prosecco

Prosecco: More than just a cheap alternative to Champagne

Prosecco - that affordable Christmas perennial - tastes wonderful alone. But if you want to jazz it up, there are plenty of ways to make it truly special.

Cabinet in revolt over Cameron’s alcohol price plans: Senior Tories and Lib Dems unite to oppose ‘unfair tax on the poor’

Price war: Senior politicians have united to oppose a price hike on alcohol that would see retailers selling it for at least 45p a unit

Ministers critical of the plan, backed by David Cameron, to make retailers sell alcohol for at least 45p a unit said it was ‘illiberal’ and would punish responsible but cash-strapped drinkers.

Say cheese! Baked Camembert with sweet chilli jam

Baked Camembert with sweet chilli jam

Don't let what's left of that festive cheeseboard go to waste - turn it into pies, soups and a delicious cheesecake...

Brandied prune and chocolate cake

Brandied prune and chocolate cake

This is a wonderful alternative to the traditional cake, but just as celebratory and festive.

Roasted roots with persillade

Roasted roots with persillade

This colourful dish goes stunningly with any roast of your choice.

Sticky fruit and nut truffles

Sticky fruit and nut truffles

Perfect with mulled wine at a Christmas Eve drinks party.

Ginger figgy rolls

Ginger figgy rolls

Another trad favourite, but pepped up with a little rum...

Oat pancakes with fruit & vanilla yoghurt

Oat Pancakes with fruit & vanilla yoghurt

A day started with pancakes is a happy day, so start the day with this delicious recipe.

Banana, date & apricot muffins

Banana, Date & Apricot Muffins

Muffins with natural sweetness from honey and sultanas.