Ed was so close to getting through tonight’s episode of ITV’s The Agenda and coming across like a normal bloke, but then he inexplicably appeared to sniff the managing director of Jojo Maman Bebe Laura Tenison:
More evidence suggesting the 51% of 18-24 year olds who think Ed’s a weirdo aren’t wrong…
UPDATE: The glorious moment is now available in GIF format:
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Peter Oborne makes a bold prediction…
“I predict that Labour and the Conservatives will win between them a higher proportion of seats than at any election since 1992.”
It seems almost like the reaction of a normal human to someone who is wearing a noticeable scent. But we don’t expect normal from Ed.
I can smell your cùnt
I wish to say what i really think of him, but i fear i shall refrain
Pathetic. Is this the best you’ve got?
Go to bed, Owen.
I cant wait til next may when the citizens wot use payday loan companies, scrounge off the backs of the self reliant, push paper around a state office, and who arrived here from the third world three years ago, vote him into No10
I really want to see the English nation erupt into a civil war
Hoof arted ?
I want a view
I find our Eddie very weird and difficult to believe that he is Leader of the Opposition.It sows thatthe Labour Party is a busted flush.
BUT, like many Tory MPs, I do not believe one word Spoonface says and find him totally hollow, without vision and lacking any commitment to Britain
As if he is just serving out his time while waiting to do a Blair…Another way of giving two fingers to the People
In the meantime, he will have doubled the national debt – which the People (certainly not him with offshore family trusts and windmills) will have to service
I agree
Vote UKIP then
I think he’s just testing to see if that nose operation he had was successful.
Having a nose job of any kind usually destroys the more subtle parts of your sense of smell, especially the faint pheromones that are involved in sexual attraction. Ed’s nose has been comprehensively wrecked by the NHS, so I suppose he’s now restricted to trying to detect whether she’s wearing Channel 5.
Vote Farage to help Milliband
Only an unthinking cu’nt would do tat
https://twitter.com/cgi247/status/448237274530992128
Nigel has already revealed that he’ll be stepping down in 2015. Why waste a vote on Ulkip ?
I will give another bwilliant thpeech at the Confewenth and the BBC will thay how wonderful I am. Thniff thniff.
Not a very pleasant site to visit now.
I don’t mind frank views but the comment section I has reached the gutter.
Politics is an honourable, squeaky clean profession.
It’s easy don’t visit the site and keep your virginity.
Wouldn’t it be fun to have friends round and get drunk and play human centipedes. I’d love to be the girl in the middle!
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Yes, it will, Precious, won’t it? It will get the hose!
Saw Millitwit, and turned over. Thanks for the highlight!!
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. You fly back to school now, little Starling. Fly, fly, fly.
Help meeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Is it the real Ed? It looks 15years younger than the Ed who went to the floods.
Which one is the tranny?
Go to bed Dave.
Ooooh… Is it 6:30 already?
We used to have a kid back in school – used to sniff the girls’ seats at the end of class.
Bless… He’ll be a real boy soon.
Who ate all the pies and then some?
I looked up Amy Lamé. It seems that she is a lesbian activist, and I don’t think that even in the shifting sands of LGBT ideology you can be a lesbian AND a tranny, so let’s give her the benefit of the doubt.
She is trying to be the Labour candidate for Dulwich and West Norwood, succeeding Tessa Jowell. This might be an interesting test of just how weird a Labour candidate can be in a safe Labour seat and still get in. My hunch is that she would have to be a lot weirder to fail.
Can she really be called ‘Lamé’? It does sound like the stage name of a drag performer.
as Ed is not a fan of beer i do hope a nice Chianti is not at home with some fava beans
‘… but the comment section I has reached the gutter.’
Fascinating parapraxis. Analyse.
We will never know… too much Flash Guido and no loading, not every one is state of the art…
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As a tranny and a dyke I beg to differ.
Does David Cameron still stand by the £1bn spent on the L’ibya NATO campaign which he part justified as being vengeance for Lockerb!e ?
h**p://dailym.ai/1pudYUT
Seeing as to a man the C!A believe the credible evidence that it was !ran responsible:
http://bit.ly/NW3BgL
No wonder the mong couldn’t swing the Syr!a vote and got left with fudge packer marriage. What a complete brain-less fuck he really is.
Go for it, girl.
fancy seeing some back seat action?
Refunds at the exit door.
Yes that bastion of truth and libery the CIA. I’d believe them.
Brother Dave must be spitting feathers right now. If only….
If he sniffs Amy he will surely die
To be fair Ed seems to be suppressing a yawn.
Fe-Fie-Foe-Fum
I smell pussy
Where is it from
Its not my birth mum
‘coz l “have” been there
It must be Tenison
With her blond hair
I could get my hand back in if she were a LibDem
Oh I don’t know, I think it’s a reflection on the state of the politics of this country, which we can lay at the door of the main political parties…some bastard keeps voting these cvnts in… QED
Watch ALL of this. http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/lockerbie/2014/02/lockerbie-what-really-happened-20142247550598601.html
Not a good advert IMO. It makes him look like a fighter who is up against many, and has battle wonds to proove he’s having a go, definitly a plus for him. Also this puts him in as an underdog, and we all know how that plays out with the English.
Not only that, the use of the old Charles Saatchi poster makes people likely to regect the message as it is somewhat cliché ridden.
Well spotted Podi.
Nice to see Tom Watson in his evening gear
He looks like an Arab to me.
Is that all he sniffs?
. . . and, are the Bbc still happy with their teenage cheerleading for a peoples rev olution in Egypt.
It’s like Gordon Brown all over again, Miliband is useless but his colleagues are too scared to say it.
I’m old enough to remember when David Baddiel was funny. These days the joker is on the right on the picture.
To be fair, no he doesn’t.
More PIE anyone, not you Jack you’ve had enough, you cocksucker.
That’s You that is.
I thought it was Cast Iron Dave who had a problem with women? I’ve no doubt that after a good talking-to from Harriet, he’ll be a changed man.
What is it?.
Are you after more PIE you fat bastard.
Iam not you snot.
Once hes sampled PIE Iam sure Harriey will convince him.
I really don’t understand why the Tories are so afraid of Ed, but afraid they certainly are.
If the licence fee is decriminalised it will mean we will have to show 98% repeats rather than the 95% we show now. We will definitely not be cutting executive salaries and pensions.
Spare me from Liblabcon mutton-heads.
I think he has just come.
Miliband should call on the government to abolish the telly tax, so as to ease the cost of living for the poor and squeezed middle :-)
Miliband needs to address the woman problem in the Trades Union leadership.
He needs to stand up to vile male dinosaurs like McCluskey,Sikorski & Serwotka and tell them they must stand down in favour of women selected from an all-women shortlist.
Or is it do as i say and not as i do for Labour’s paymasters!
Relatives of MH370 were lucky at getting a text to confirm their relatives were dead.
Ryanair would have called and reversed the charges.
DB has never been funny. Just a chippy leftie.
Once you’ve tried fat there’s no going back.
There is still time to dump your Boeing stock before the announcement that all 777s worldwide are to be grounded due to a fatal design flaw.
I told you on day 1 to use critical thinking and Occam’s razor to cut through all the conspiracy theory bullshit :-)
It’s a fair cop.
Just do it. Most of us already know about using Firefox with Adblock enabled. Works a treat to – and it is free.
Yes.
A bit unfair I think – he’s just shifting in his seat. Maybe he has piles or something.
Please give back my moniker.
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… where several hundred folks are about to be executed today and tomorrow for being members of the Mozzie brotherhood.
Now, if that was for the Freemasons, there might be a point to it…..
Read my article in the Guardian. It is well up to my usual standard and continues my record of being 100% wrong 100% of the time. Of course I get paid by the number of abusive responses in the comments section.
Don’t be a tory arse-bandit – Cameron has no chance
if you want to keep Labour out, vote UKIP
Yes but your nappy will need changing.
The BRICS,Iran and other aligned countries should now set up rival groupings/organisations to the G7,IMF,UN,NATO and usher in the post US-EU-UN-NATO-BBC-Neocon world.
Every member will have a strong nuclear deterrent to protect them from being attacked and invaded by murdering Neocon warmongers as happened with Iraq & Afghanistan.
We may be lying in the gutter but we are looking at the stars.
MAS had a problem with one of their A300s yesterday too. WTF do we have left to fly in. I remember when them Fokkers kept falling out of the sky too.
So if we all click on and say how wonderful we think you are, does that mean you write for free?
Back door action is more my style.
She needs to come up with some alternative ideas for fund raising.
She’s had far too many dinners.
Actually I know someone who had a sex change from a man to a woman. He/she now has a girlfriend, which I guess would make them a lesbian transsexual.
It was payback time this morning for Hattie Harpic as she gave dame Nikki Campbell and the BBC a verbal blow job.
She loves the BBC and the compulsory TV tax despite it often being wimen who end up in court for non payment.
She also had no priblem with dame Nikki’s pathetic comments on BBC impartiality. Sure who could think the BBC was biased? I mean it’s not like they tried to hide the Daily Mail’s front pages over Harpic’s links to PIE is it?
If he thinks section I is bad, wait until he gets into section II!
Nah
as soon as it became known that the pilot was islamo, the mystery was solved
where several hundred folks are about to be executed today and tomorrow for being members of the Mozzie brotherhood
I call that a result.
Looking ever so much like a caricature Tottenham supporter these days.
Not really. Why wait seven hours to kill everybody in the middle of nowhere? If you’re the pilot you could get it over with in a couple of minutes. Maybe take out a ground ‘target’ while you’re at it.
Nope. Makes no sense.
You get moderated into oblivion if you don’t follow the group-think over there.
They really can’t handle anybody who shatters the illusion that bedwetter-think is the prevailing UK ideology. The howls of anguish when the PR (or AV was it?) vote didn’t go their way was a joy to behold. Because literally everybody they knew had voted for change.
And how did they handle this reality? By ba*nn*ing even more people who disagreed with the group-think.
Just in from the BBC
In May 2012 Labour’s poll lead was 14%. It is now 1% with over a year to go to the GE.
Just how panicked must the Labour front bench and all their PPCs in marginal seats be?
One day you’re planning who will be your chancellor of the exchequer the next you’re being replaced as leader of the opposition by Yvette Cooper.
From that clip it looks like he was just about to doze off but the act of falling off his chair jerked him back to consciousness.
I’m starting a petition – BBC lefty feminists should wash more often.
Fuck me. That Ed Milipede has let himself go.
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A memorial meeting will be held later in the year.
I say old chap,don’t you think it’s my turn ?
They were cowardly with Brown who suppressed any objection to his becoming leader. With Milliband I think they have to give him one election because he was properly elected leader under their idiotic rules.
After that, all bets are off.
Two tossers together. And I don’t mean Baddiel’s mum.
Exactly, as Carl Sagan said “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof”
Read his brilliant book “The Demon Haunted World”
You know there won’t be any change in tv licence funding as all the MPs and the establishment are employees of the bBBC, they have shelves full of “experts” in everything except how to be “none biased” as per their charter.
Mummy should have tucked you up by now.
What’s with the ‘é’? It sounds a bit Hyacinth Bucket.
Amy Lame or A. Lame, Labour doesn’t quite project the image she’s aiming for I suppose.
Everybody Out!
I rather disagree. Brown wrote something there a few days ago and (if you add expletives) the comments were not that different to those he’d have provoked here.
Don’t know about weird , I think any guy listening to the high speed yack from that woman would be doing the same thing, he looks as if he’s dreaming of the money he will be getting from all those windmills.
It is the postal vote that should scare them.
It being the Grauniad they were probably having a go at him for losing to Cameron and not printing and spending even more money and creating another million public sector jobs while he had the chance.
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Is One Nation Ed getting decidedly J3wish Nation these days
They’re afraid he may get deposed and get Ed the Ballsup school boy wife instead, if she gets in nobody would get a word in about anything, wouldn’t you be concerned.
Only 51% of 18-24 year olds think he’s a weirdo? Labour really did fcuk up a couple of generations worth of education didn’t they.
Surely Owen you are going to be late for school, remember one plus one equals two not three and is only used in accounting purposes, like expenses.
It’s a really stupid idea to alienate the Russians, where is the advantage to it ?
are there any Americans on the ISS ?
Aye. They must be petrified. 14% lead in May 2012 becomes a 1% lead in March 2014.
The Tories must be shitting bricks with over a year to go to the election.
But we are breeding much faster than that!
I’m sure I can smell something!
Another reason to hate the totally unfunny twat baddie
Isn’t she a yank? Why do we let in foreigners and let try to change our society we have that awful Australian woman leader oth Green Party we had peter thatchel,Peter Haine,why don’t they stay at home and go into politics there.
I,m surprised the License Fee(really a tax)hasn’t been challenged in the EHCR.Defendant says”your honour,I’m in jail for not paying a tax for a service I did not ask for,a service I do not watch or listen to and a service with a huge amount of Eco!political and lifestyle bias”.
Is it Tom Watson in dinner dress?
That seems to be defeating the objective.
He was just sampling the one he’d slipped out, realising it was rancid and hoping she wouldn’t notice.
Fatal design flaw…been flying for 20 years…1000 of the things…only one fatality before MH370 (pilot error – misjudged the runway at SFO, even then 777 – built like a tank saved the lives of the rest of the pax).
Dream on (or conspire on)
That’s a bit of a pervy sniff.
Funny that you should say that. Nothing is more likely to be supressed that a fault that causes a nosolio fire right under the instrument bay that neatly knocks out all the comms. 1175 planes grounded for month? Squillions of dollars a day, empty airports? No one will say a word until the next one goes POP: remember the DC-10? 10% of all aircraft delivered involved in fatal crashes and although the causes were known by the NTSB and FAA it was hushed up for years.
The Guardian comments section has a wonderful prayer to freedom of speech—“the comments below have been selected by our staff for their contribution to the debate”.
–Yeah!
I reckon he is just savouring the aroma of his own fart.
Not so pretty Polly has given her Soviet rhetoric in the Gruniard today asking for boldness from Labour.
Not since Stalin’s days have I seen such a blatent diatribe to cover defeat.
BBC interviewed Harriet Harperson who said everything is fine and on target. Of course the BBC let her off in stating such blatent lies – you could not make it up.
I will be taking my own banner and snacks.
What “Extraordinary claims” are those then?
Or are you just quoting at random coz u fink it is cleva
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/sniffing-power.html
“Ed’s Hannibal Lecter Impression”
is very similar to Dave and Nick’s. In that suppression of a plebiscite is intended to ensure The Silence of the Sheeple.
Never happen. Accept the fate of the dog end nation the place has become or leave.
Sniff movie.
ECHR!
logo placement on gif’s guido is so fucking b3ta.
Oh dear the after midnight IMPOSTER … AT IT AGAIN. Pathetic.
This geez is a scarey weirdo.
“No hotlinking please. ”
Trying to steal bandwidth again?
“Oi, can I smell your cunt ?”
“No you can’t!”
“Must be your feet, then.”
I an’ I is fuckin’ dis custard?
This total nut job is our next Prime Minister; God help us……..
He probably wasn’t sniffing. He was pretending to be interested in what she was say. And made himself look a bit of a twat.
But then that is part of the Ed Milliband problem, isn’t it? He wants to look normal, like a real person. But It’s as if we can hear someone whispering in his earpiece: “Remember what we told you, Ed? Look as normal as you can. Nod, and… oh, fuck! Ed! You idiot! That made it look as if you were sniffing her!”
It’s the stupidity on here that proves Democracy is not that good an idea. Imagine, you lot can vote!
Of course it us, doctor
Yes to the floods to see a long lost brother
Vote English democrats get the X in the right box
Fair play to him, most men love lesbianism but he went the extra mile.
That and the boundary issue they failed to get fixed. Now the gurning mong could win with less votes than Dave.
Ryanair would have wanted another £100 for the crash. Crashing is extra.
I just sniffed you, Lesley. I’m weird like Ed.
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He used to be a dog in his previous life a poodle perhaps.
Or savouring a little SBD of his making – coward should av let eet out!
I wonder if anyone will rush out a single, ‘I sniffed a girl, and I liked it’
stop crowing
expect they will be offering crash notification as an option … message £10
postcard £5 … personal message from o’leary priceless
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to be fair you wouldn’t know now would you?
why you won’t get anywhere near them? dreamer boy…..
can’t wait to see the act…