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Welcome to the Sparkive!
This is where you can read things we have written. Everything is organized according to its category.

Projects

The Stinkymeat Project -- 6/1/00

The Stinkyfeet Project -- 7/1/00

Stinkymeat II -- 8/1/00

The Fat Project -- 10/1/00



How-To's

How to Get Elected, Quick -- 9/10/00

How to Get your Dream Job -- 8/28/00

How to Lose a Fight so the Other Guy Goes to Jail -- 3/15/00

Proven Ways to Prevent Sex -- 4/10/00



Child-Damage/Baby-Violence

Poor Spelling Children Pay Dearly for "Letters to Satan" -- 12/22/99

Heroic Family Dog Drags Problem Child Back into Burning Building -- 12/10/99

Surgeon General Warns Children Calling Shotgun Dangerously Early -- 10/27/99


Sports

Troubling Study Reveals Nation's Moms Have No Game -- 12/17/99

  NBA Fanspastic -- 11/18/99


Farm Animals

Child Trapped Inside Hog: Rescuers Attempt Daring Barbeque -- 01/12/00

Kid Rock Rocks Kids -- 01/12/00


Politics

  An Exclusive Interview With Bill Bradley -- 02/09/00

Nether-Demon Goro Announces Presidential Bid -- 11/11/99

Clinton Opens Up Can of Veto on Republican Budget -- 09/28/99

Exchange Rate on Canadian Quarter Rises to a Punch in the Face -- 12/03/99

Yeltsin Fires Steinbrenner -- 01/13/00


Ethnic People

Russia and Chechnya to Resolve Conflict on MTV's Global Groove -- 01/13/00

Freezing Eskimos Have 47 Words for "This Sucks" -- 12/29/99

"Juice Guys" Put on Ties -- 12/04/99


Pöetry

Selected Poems by Ernie Morrison, including "Grandma Ain't Dead" and "A Friend Is..." -- 04/02/00


Pirates

Chicken Soup for the Pirate's Soul -- 01/17/00

iTurf.com Mergered and Plundered by TheSpark.com -- 02/16/00


"Commerce in Context"

  Heinously Cognac, Appropriately Heinous -- 03/16/00

New Nutfarious Candy Bar Is Perfect Blend of Peanuts 'n' Evil -- 10/21/99

With eColi.com, Online Food Poisoning Is Finally A Reality -- 10/17/99


Science / Disfigurement

NASA to Launch Mission to Lars -- 12/16/99

Tom Hanks Admits He's Actually Plastic -- 12/15/99

Wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin Sick with the Stone Cold -- 12/03/99



My Halloween as Internet Explorer 5.0 -- 11/01/99


English Literature and Language

  New Harry Potter Books -- 03/11/00


Television and Film

   TheSpark's Drinking Medical Drama: beER. episode 1 -- 04/11/00

Malcolm X in the Middle -- 04/10/00

  
The World is Not a Lot -- 12/08/99

FOX to Spin Off Love-Hewitt's Breasts: Party of Two Debuts This Tuesday -- 09/28/99


Customer Service

Hate Mail to TheSpark -- 12/27/99

Stop Trying to Be My Friend -- 04/09/00

I Can Solve Your Sex Problems -- 04/29/00







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