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Abort, v.

To correct a misconception.

Alcor.

The name given by Arabic astrologers to a certain dim star that hides behind a brighter companion (much like Bill Clinton does). Who can see Alcor with the naked eye is said to have keen vision. It is worth remembering that this same distinction was said to apply to the raiment of a well-known emperor.

Star light, star bright,
Tough star to see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might
Not eat frozen fish tonight!
-- Mike Lamarck

Anarchist, n.

One who wants to do away with the existing social disorder. (per Adolph Fischer, who ought to know)

Anarcho-capitalism, n.

The Machinery of Friedman. A system under which everyone gets the government they deserve (and no more government than they're willing to pay for).

Aqualanche, n.

The sudden (and usually messy) shift of icecubes from a higher energy state to a lower one in the beverage you have tipped up in front of your face.

AT&T.;

Ma Bitch; also known as the Great Castrator (originator of UNIX). First industry leader to agree to manufacture GAK phones for the Federal government. Did you ever have the feeling you were being watched? You Will...

Atheist, n.

God's way of mocking the faithful.

Tue, Oct 7, 1997 dave@fqa.com
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