Jesus' General An 11 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender |
Thursday, July 06, 2006 Give 'em Zell, Joe! Sen. Joe Lieberman |
Keep Nedd in business. Make a donation to the ACLU. posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 11:06 PM| John at Escrocs et Menteurs wonders if Jewish and Israel [and Eliminationist] Blog Award winner Charles Johnson will have anything to say about the Indian River Pogrom. That just shows how out of touch Frenchmen like John are. They don't understand Little Green Footballs' official policy on anti-Semitism: "It didn't happen if brown people didn't do it." |
Nedd Kareiva |
| I've given a lot of thought over the last few days to the practice of publishing people's personal information on blogs. It's a despicable practice, an act designed to scare those targeted into silence. It is never justifiable. | Monsieur Gilliard thinks the headline and photo caption in the following clipping from the Army News Service is somehow in conflict with the Find Law article below it. He simply doesn't understand that ignorance is strength, freedom is slavery, mission accomplished is endless warfare, and safety is rape and murder. | Are you young, Republican, and looking for a way to serve our country that doesn't involve risk? | You might remember me as the Hannicatch of the Week from a couple months ago. I have decided to use my popularity to attempt to find a man to liberate me from the workplace and allow me to make babies for God. I also hope to further the illustrious General’s great cause of righteousness (its too bad he’s married…). I wrote the following letter to Ann Coulter, who is viewed by many as a great hero of our movement. | My inner Frenchman commits treason: |
Sen. Joe Lieberman |
Earlier this year, I posted a map to Malkinwald . It's now come to my attention that a number of patriots and Frenchmen are about to expose me for falsifying the location of that facility. It's true, should anyone actually find the tangle of streets depicted on the map and proceed to the spot marked "Malkinwald," they'll find a football field. | For the last week or so, Our Leader's most loyal senators, congressmen, political operatives, pundits, columnists, editorial boards, bloggers and other heroes of the GC3R have been attacking the New York Times, charging those employed there with the greatest crime a citizen can commit against his country: treason during time of war, a crime punishable by death. Some have gone so far as to advocate the killing of the Times' publisher and editors (see yesterday's post). Rocco is catching pure hell from the French in his comments section right now. I urge my readers to join me in his defense. Update: Rocco has a new post up. This time he posted driving directions to the Times' publisher's house. It looks like he'll need us to defend him in this comment thread too. Update II: It looks like Rocco banned me and deleted the posts in which I asked him if he wanted us to murder the photographer. I guess he didn't need my help. I am, however, still helping Professor Dennis defend his right to call for the hunting down of journalists' children (see Republican Jesus below). You can help too by submitting your comments. Here's a screencap of Rocco's first post: (Address blurred by my inner Frenchman) Greenwald has more. posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:21 AM | The holy crusade against the staff of the New York Times and their children. |
So Ned Lamont raised $245,593.99 on the web compared to Sen. Lieberman's $359.00. That doesn't bother me. Joe doesn't need donations from a bunch of blog-reading Frenchmen. He's raking in the banking and insurance bucks. | Ann Coulter | But screw your hominid agenda. posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 1:23 AM|
Here's what he said about Our Leader, recently in an interview for Rolling Stone: |
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It's the last day of fundraising for the quarter. Campaigns are judged by the amount of money they're able to raise. A few dollars now can leverage a lot of support later. | From KVUE News: |
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