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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Give 'em Zell, Joe!  

Sen. Joe Lieberman
United States Senate

Dear Sen. Lieberman,

I don't usually help Democrats out with their campaigns, but you're an exception. Given your support for the war, cutting social security, limiting the availability of emergency contraception, and blacklisting college professors, I don't really consider you to be much of a Democrat anyway.

I think a lot of people have forgotten that last one, your attempt to blacklist professors for saying things like, "we need to understand the reasons behind the terrifying hatred directed against the U.S. and find ways to act that will not foment more hatred for generations to come," so I created the enclosed ad to remind them. It features an endorsement from Lynne Chenney, your partner in that effort. It also features a new slogan a friend of mine, Jackie O, created for your campaign: "Give 'em Zell, Joe!" Please feel free to use the ad and slogan in your campaign.



I also created another ad awhile back for a group called "Manwhores for Joe." You're welcome to use it as well.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:56 AM  
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Support Nedd Kareiva  

Keep Nedd in business. Make a donation to the ACLU.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 11:06 PM  
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WWCJD  

John at Escrocs et Menteurs wonders if Jewish and Israel [and Eliminationist] Blog Award winner Charles Johnson will have anything to say about the Indian River Pogrom. That just shows how out of touch Frenchmen like John are. They don't understand Little Green Footballs' official policy on anti-Semitism: "It didn't happen if brown people didn't do it."

Update: IIRC, stoptheaclu.COM was an LGF advertiser--indeed, their ads are ubiquitous in the patriotsphere. The owner of stoptheaclu.COM says that his blog is unrelated to stoptheaclu.ORG, the website where the name, address, and phone number of the Jewish family were published. Hunter has evidence that stoptheaclu.COM may be lying:

This would be compelling, but in fact the two sites are tightly linked, according to the principals themselves ([http://snipurl.com/sspp]: NO LINK because of obnoxious embedded sound upon loading the page):

Here is a way you can get involved in fighting leftwing lunacy. My blog, stoptheaclu.com is the official blog of stoptheaclu.org. [...] Nedd has put together a form letter and is looking for volunteers to mail them across the nation. The letter simply asks them to visit Stop The ACLU.Org and Stoptheaclu.com and educate themselves about the ACLU. They don't ask for money, or anything like that.

Will the blogs of the patriotsphere condemn one of their own advertisers, like many of us condemned the telco ads that ran on our own blogs?

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 9:08 PM  
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STACLU pogrom is a resounding success  

Nedd Kareiva
Scrabble Champion
Director, Stop the ACLU Coalition

Dear Mr. Kareiva,

Please allow me to be the first to thank you and the staff of Stop The ACLU for all you did to make the Indian River Pogrom such a resounding success. It isn't easy to run a Jewish family out of town in these politically correct times. Usually, they just hunker down, hiding behind antiquated interpretations of the Constitution and the good will of those who wrongly believe that non-Christians are entitled to all of the benefits of citizenship.

But this time, the family fled, and I think you deserve partial credit for making that happen. After all, you did publish their name, address, and phone number on your web site (see screen cap below) as part of your "Expose ACLU Plaintiffs" project. It certainly wouldn't be much of a stretch to say that such information gave people the tools they needed to drive the Dobrich family from their home.

Of course, you didn't do it all by yourself. The good god-fearing Christians of the Indian River School District deserve most of the credit. They took to the task of ethnic cleansing with a vengeance , not sparing anyone discomfort, not even the Dobrich children:

A large Delaware school district promoted Christianity so aggressively that a Jewish family felt it necessary to move to Wilmington, two hours away, because they feared retaliation for filing a lawsuit.

[...]

On the evening in August 2004 when the board was to announce its new policy, hundreds of people turned out for the meeting. The Dobrich family and Jane Doe felt intimidated and asked a state trooper to escort them.

The complaint recounts a raucous crowd that applauded the board's opening prayer and then, when sixth-grader Alexander Dobrich stood up to read a statement, yelled at him "take your yarmulke off!" His statement, read by Samantha, confided "I feel bad when kids in my class call me Jew boy."

...A former board member suggested that Mona Dobrich might "disappear" like Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the atheist whose Supreme Court case resulted in ending organized school prayer. She disappeared in 1995 and her dismembered body was found six years later.

The crowd booed an ACLU speaker and told her to "go back up north."

In the days after the meeting the community poured venom on the Dobriches. Callers to the local radio station said the family they should convert or leave the area. Someone called them and said the Ku Klux Klan was nearby.

Congratulations again for the success of your pogrom. I'm sure it's only the first of many more to come as we retake our great nation in Jesus' name.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot


[Address and phone number blurred by my inner Frenchman]

Update: Nedd Replies

Pogrom? I'm not sure I want to call it that. That is not an appropriate term, however, I am pleased that we had an effect in this case. We have others we want to put up on the site to shame them but have not gotten around to it. And I'm not so sure I can take credit for it. However, if an ACLU speaker was booed, that's music to my ears.

I would appreciate it if you would sign your actual name rather than JC Christian.

Regards,

Nedd Kareiva
Director


I Respond

Nedd Kareiva
Scrabble Champion
Director, Stop the ACLU Coalition

Dear Nedd,

Don't be so modest. The Dobrich family was driven from their home in much the same way my wife's family was driven from their shtetl 100 years ago. Sure, there wasn't the widespread rape and murder associated with old school pogroms, but we're all kind of new at this.

Accept it for what it is and rejoice. After all, you said you were pleased with the effect you had in this case. Who could ask for anything more than that?

As for my name, it's a good name, a righteous name, a god-fearing name, and I'm better known by it than any other.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:50 AM  
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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Aberrations!  

The Jivester's latest.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 10:51 PM  
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Regrets  

I've given a lot of thought over the last few days to the practice of publishing people's personal information on blogs. It's a despicable practice, an act designed to scare those targeted into silence. It is never justifiable.

I did something very similar a few months ago. I published a map of the area in which Michelle Malkin's former residence was situated. Although I did not publisher her address or label the exact location of her house--instead, I added a "Malkinwald Internment Camp" a few blocks away at a football field--I left the red Yahoo pin, unlabeled, at the location of her home.

I justified it to myself, thinking that it was OK because the map was vague--it couldn't be used by itself to locate Malkin's residence. Others had listed her complete address, so I felt that I wasn't adding any critical information, and perhaps by adding the phony Malkinwald graphic, I was actually adding a little confusion to the issue. Still, I left that red pin on the map until I had second thoughts a few days later.

I did it to retaliate for Malkin's publication of the personal info of two college students who had organized an anti-war demonstration. I was wrong to do that. Her actions spoke for themselves. They exposed her for what she is.

I now wish I had listened to Auguste at Malkin(s) Watch and the others who urged me to delete the post. They were right. I was wrong.

I want to thank reader Elendil for making me think long and hard about this. And I want to apologize to her for reacting defensively at first. She was right to call me on it.

Note: Malkin no longer lives in the area depicted on the map.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 4:18 PM  
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Fractals  

Monsieur Gilliard thinks the headline and photo caption in the following clipping from the Army News Service is somehow in conflict with the Find Law article below it. He simply doesn't understand that ignorance is strength, freedom is slavery, mission accomplished is endless warfare, and safety is rape and murder.

He also fails to comprehend that he's looking at a fractal. Pvt. Green was merely acting out Our Leader's War on Terror on a much smaller scale. The act is exactly the same whether it occurs on the micro or the macro level. Only the scale is different.




Chris Floyd has more.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 4:38 AM  
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Sponsor a missile  

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A big helmet tip to Dan of Evolution for the Hell of It and Cynically Tested, the official videographers of the GC3R.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 3:43 AM  
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Ann Coulter, Feminist Pig  

You might remember me as the Hannicatch of the Week from a couple months ago. I have decided to use my popularity to attempt to find a man to liberate me from the workplace and allow me to make babies for God. I also hope to further the illustrious General’s great cause of righteousness (its too bad he’s married…). I wrote the following letter to Ann Coulter, who is viewed by many as a great hero of our movement.

Dear Miss Coulter,
Recently I did something very bad. Since my daddy wasn’t home, I went out of the house unaccompanied to the bookstore. There I saw your book and read the back cover. Just there I knew that was enough for me to know that you aren’t on the side of Our Lord and Leader. At first I wondered how you found the time to write such a long book with so many words and letters while still taking care of your husband and children. Then I realized that it must have taken away an unspeakable amount of time from your family and God given duties to delve into the work of men.

I decided to do a little research (of course with CleanInter.net) to find out how you were able to do this, whether through demonic inspiration or something else. What I found is that you are not a Christian following the true way of God but a God-hating, socialist FEMINIST. You are a 44 year old woman and yet you have not yet married in God’s tradition or provided God with any babies to further the cause of righteousness. When you should be spending all of your time looking for a husband before your useful childbearing years are over, you instead go into the profession of writing, which is clearly intended for men. In fact, I even found rumors that you dated the cloven-hoofed pundit and well-known atheist, liberal, and God-hater Bill Maher. The only possible conclusion from this is that you are a socialist-inspired feminist, working hard to destroy the institutions that make America great.

As the great Prophet Pat Robertson has said, feminism “is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” As all good Christians do, I interpret the words of the prophets literally, and that means that you are socialist and anti-family. Maybe the real reason that you are single and childless is that you left your husband and killed your children.

You are hurting the movement more than you are helping it with your great hypocrisy. Only true Christians and true Conservatives should speak the message of Our Leader and Our Lord, and you are not one of them. I am surprised that the Lord has not struck you down yet.

Virginally yours,
Candice Sutherland

P.S. While it might appear that by writing and researching for this blog post, I am working against God’s intended role for women, that is not true. The true purpose of this post is that I hope to attract a husband from the General’s army so that I might bear children. I’m sure that one of them would be noble enough to free me from the shackles of singleness and liberate me to follow God’s path.

posted by Candice Sutherland | 12:46 AM  
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Happy Fourth  

My inner Frenchman commits treason:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.

[...]

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

[...]

The history of the present King ... [George] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

[...]

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice

[...]

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

[...]

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts... and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

[...]

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

And Ani does the same:

here's a toast to the folks living on the pine ridge reservation
under the stone cold gaze of mt. rushmore

here's a toast to all those nurses and doctors
who daily provide women with a choice
who stand down a threat the size of oklahoma city
just to listen to a young woman's voice

here's a toast to all the folks on death row right now
awaiting the executioner's guillotine
who are shackled there with dread and can only escape into their heads
to find peace in the form of a dream

cuz take away our playstations
and we are a third world nation
under the thumb of some blue blood royal son
who stole the oval office and that phony election
i mean
it don't take a weatherman
to look around and see the weather
jeb said he'd deliver florida, folks
and boy did he ever

and we hold these truths to be self evident:
#1 george w. bush is not president
#2 america is not a true democracy
#3 the media is not fooling me
cuz i am a poem heeding hyper-distillation
i've got no room for a lie so verbose
i'm looking out over my whole human family
and i'm raising my glass in a toast

here's to our last drink of fossil fuels
let us vow to get off of this sauce
shoo away the swarms of commuter planes
and find that train ticket we lost
cuz once upon a time the line followed the river
and peeked into all the backyards
and the laundry was waving
the graffiti was teasing us
from brick walls and bridges
we were rolling over ridges
through valleys
under stars
i dream of touring like duke ellington
in my own railroad car
i dream of waiting on the tall blonde wooden benches
in a grand station aglow with grace
and then standing out on the platform
and feeling the air on my face

give back the night its distant whistle
give the darkness back its soul
give the big oil companies the finger finally
and relearn how to rock-n-roll
yes, the lessons are all around us and a change is waiting there
so it's time to pick through the rubble, clean the streets
and clear the air
get our government to pull its big dick out of the sand
of someone else's desert
put it back in its pants
and quit the hypocritical chants of
freedom forever

That's the middle of her poem. Read the rest here. Or better yet, listen to it. If you like it, buy it. Ani deserves our support.




Note on the blogging life: I wrote this post on Saturday, thinking I could take it easy on the Fourth. To my chagrin, I fired up the computer this morning and saw Laffayete's Ani Difranco post--he has a song from her soon-to-be-released CD (I think it might be her best yet, and Dilate is a damned hard album to beat). Then, during lunch, I hear Tom Hartman, who's filling in for Randi Rhodes, doing a variation on the Declaration of Independence thing.

Like I said, I wrote (or perhaps, more accurately, quoted and arranged, all this stuff) this on Saturday. I'm not pulling a Coulter, honest.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:20 AM  
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Monday, July 03, 2006

How Joe can leverage his $359  

Sen. Joe Lieberman
United States Senate

Dear Sen. Lieberman,

I've been thinking about what you should do with the $359 you raised from the netroots. It isn't much--especially when compared to the $246,641.59 Ned Lamont raised from the same source--so you'll have to leverage it as much as you can. I have an idea about how to do it.

You're not getting the help you deserve from Rush Limbaugh. He only mentions you when you attack your fellow Democrats. That was enough when you were slamming you're party on a daily basis, but now that you have a Democratic challenger, you've had to cut back your attacks to a measly once or twice a week to avoid losing your base completely.

Fortunately, there is another way to get more play on Rush's show. You see, Rush has a problem getting laid. That's why he spends thousands of dollars traveling to foreign capitals of prostitution. Surely, he'd do anything you want if you could get him a little for free.

Now $359 isn't going to get you much. After paying for a room and taxi fare, I doubt there'd be enough left over for a hand job. You'll need to cut some corners. I suggest that you spend it all on a wig, a dress, a few boner pills and some fake breasts and do the job yourself. The beauty of this plan is that everything but the Viagra is reusable. You can use it all again to entertain the entire Fox News staff. You know John Gibson, Brit Hume, and Bill O'Reilly aren't getting any either.

Well, I hope you'll consider taking this advice. It might sound a little "out there" at first, but if you think about it, you've been servicing Our Leader in much the same way for almost six years now.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

ps Don't worry about it being a homosexual act. I'm pretty certain it's not as long as you pretend to be a woman. That's what Brother Veronica tells me.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 1:14 AM  
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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Coming clean about Malkinwald  

Earlier this year, I posted a map to Malkinwald . It's now come to my attention that a number of patriots and Frenchmen are about to expose me for falsifying the location of that facility. It's true, should anyone actually find the tangle of streets depicted on the map and proceed to the spot marked "Malkinwald," they'll find a football field.

I do not regret moving the location of Malkinwald. Our Lady of the Concentration Camps was in great danger at the time. During that same week, a US Congressman had accused her of treason during wartime, a crime punishable by death; a famous talk show host and cable news pundit who also serves as the head of a powerful 527 group, called for her to be locked in a cage and beaten to death; and publications ranging from the Wall Street Journal to the National Review demanded that Our Leader bring the full force of His terrible wrath against her. All of these things combined to create an atmosphere in which Malkin's life was in danger.

Wait...I'm sorry. I was confused. Our Lady of the Concentration Camps was in no danger at all. The things I mentioned in the previous paragraph happened last week and the target wasn't Mrs. Malkin, it was the New York Times. That's why Rocco DiPippo published the complete addresses of the Times' publisher and one of its photographers. It's also why Dennis K wrote:

Go hunt* them down and do America a favor. Get their photo, street address, where their kids go to school, anything you can dig up, and send it to the link above. This is your chance to be famous - grab for the golden ring.


Maybe I didn't need to move the location of Malkinwald, after all.

Seriously: The original map also had one of Google's red pins stuck into it. Although it was not labeled, the pin did mark the actual location of Malkinwald. I photoshopped the pin out a few days after posting it. Although I regret that I did not remove the pin earlier, I do not believe the limited information provided on the map, especially when combined with the fake siting of Malkinwald, could be used to find Malkinwald's true location.

*After being informed that Frenchman had forwarded his comments to the FBI. Professor Dennis changed the word "hunt" to "track."

Update: After being told that his dean might be interested in his site, Professor Dennis changed the wording completely, but The Agonist saved the page in its original form.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 8:23 PM  
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Acting responsibly  

For the last week or so, Our Leader's most loyal senators, congressmen, political operatives, pundits, columnists, editorial boards, bloggers and other heroes of the GC3R have been attacking the New York Times, charging those employed there with the greatest crime a citizen can commit against his country: treason during time of war, a crime punishable by death. Some have gone so far as to advocate the killing of the Times' publisher and editors (see yesterday's post).

Initially launched for little more than their value as political theater, these vituperative attacks have now taken on a life of their own, fueling a murderous rage, the likes of which hasn't been seen in this country since the ethnic cleansing of Tulsa in 1921.

How does a responsible patriot like Rocco DiPippo respond? He publishes the home address of a NY Times photographer after implying that she betrayed the Ed Wood of Warfare's vacation address to terrorists by shooting this photo:



Rocco is catching pure hell from the French in his comments section right now. I urge my readers to join me in his defense.

Update: Rocco has a new post up. This time he posted driving directions to the Times' publisher's house. It looks like he'll need us to defend him in this comment thread too.

Update II: It looks like Rocco banned me and deleted the posts in which I asked him if he wanted us to murder the photographer. I guess he didn't need my help. I am, however, still helping Professor Dennis defend his right to call for the hunting down of journalists' children (see Republican Jesus below). You can help too by submitting your comments.

Here's a screencap of Rocco's first post:


(Address blurred by my inner Frenchman)

Greenwald has more.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:21 AM  
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Acts of the Apostles II  

The holy crusade against the staff of the New York Times and their children.



*Actual quote.

Update: After being informed that Frenchman had forwarded his comments to the FBI. Professor Dennis changed the word "hunt" to "track."

Update II: After being told that his dean might be interested in his site, Professor Dennis changed the wording completely, but The Agonist saved the page in its original form.

I'm defending his right to call for a jihad against the children of journalists in his comments section. I hope you'll join me.

Republican Jesus mugs and shirts available here

Republican Jesus Archives.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:02 AM  
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Saturday, July 01, 2006

Joementum  

So Ned Lamont raised $245,593.99 on the web compared to Sen. Lieberman's $359.00. That doesn't bother me. Joe doesn't need donations from a bunch of blog-reading Frenchmen. He's raking in the banking and insurance bucks.




posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 4:26 AM  
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Waiting for the FBI  

Ann Coulter
Melanie Morgan
Newton Newton

Dear Mr. Coulter, Mrs Morgan, and Mr. Newton,

I couldn't contain my excitement when I read what each of you have planned for the New York Times. Ann's statement about blowing up their building made me choke on my Cheetos; I literally soiled my cammies when I read that Melanie wanted to lock the editors in a steel cage and kill them; and Newton's suggestion that patriots use Sulzberger for target practice woke my little soldier from his coma and prompted him to stand up and fire a series of salutes all over my keyboard.

I'm with you one hundred percent. Now it's time for us to take the next step and become domestic commandos. First, after we swear our allegiance to Our Leader, we'll need to each get a ninja outfit and a good pair of shoes. That shouldn't be hard. I'm told that the FBI has agents detailed for exactly that kind of thing. All we have to do is wait for our agent to show up. He'll bring the shoes and the outfits and then give us a few ideas about how to take out the Times. At least, that's how it worked in Miami.

All I need from you now is your ninja outfit and shoe sizes. Then it's just a matter of waiting for the FBI.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 1:43 AM  
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Happy Birthday Darryl  

But screw your hominid agenda.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 1:23 AM  
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Friday, June 30, 2006

Al Gore is a terrorist  

Here's what he said about Our Leader, recently in an interview for Rolling Stone:

Well, if you define the word "smart" in an antiseptic and clinical way that excludes any ethical dimension, then, yeah, I guess it was smart. Smart, if you're willing to say things that you know are not true. But that’s what Karl Rove is known for. Bush’s whole pose as a compassionate conservative was fraudulent. His budget was fraudulent. Even the idea that he would be staunchly opposed to nation building was fraudulent. I don't mean that he actually knew at the time of the campaign that he was going to invade Iraq — because I don’t think Cheney had told him yet [laughs]. But the statement on global warming, and the specific pledge to reduce CO2 emissions with the force of law, was part of a larger pattern. He was completely fraudulent from head to toe.

Vote in the $5 Primary and force Al Gore to face the draft.

Helmet tip to John.

BTW: Ofherself (my youngest), Ofjoshua, and I are going to make the trip into exotic Yakima tomorrow afternoon to see Gore's movie. If any Yakimanians are interested in joining us, please send me an email.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 4:19 PM  
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More than just a beaver hunt  



I always get a kick out of just how little the French know about the things manly Republican men do. For instance, take this post at TPM Muckraker about Tom Delay's recent stint as a blue comic at a Safari Club International function. Muckraker describes the organization as a simple "gun-lobby group defending man's right to defend himself against unarmed animals." But hunters like Deputy Leader Dick and Tom Delay know it's much more than that:

Safari Club International (SCI) [is] an extreme trophy hunting organization that advocates the killing of rare species around the world.

[...]

The Arizona-based SCI has made a name for itself as one of the most extreme and elite trophy hunting organizations, representing some 40,000 wealthy trophy collectors, fostering and promoting competitive trophy hunting of exotic animals on five continents. SCI members shoot prescribed lists of animals to win so-called Grand Slam and Inner Circle titles. There's the Africa Big Five (leopard, elephant, lion, rhino, and buffalo), the North American Twenty Nine (all species of bear, bison, sheep, moose, caribou, and deer), Big Cats of the World, Antlered Game of the Americas, and many other contests.

To complete all 29 award categories, a hunter must kill a minimum of 322 separate species and sub-species - enough to populate a large zoo. This is an extremely expensive and lengthy task, and many SCI members take the quick and easy route to see their names in the record books. They shoot captive animals in canned hunts, both in the United States and overseas, and some engage in other unethical conduct like shooting animals over bait, from vehicles, with spotlights, or on the periphery of national parks.

SCI members have even tried to circumvent federal laws to import their rare trophies from other countries. Prominent SCI hunter Kenneth E. Behring donated $100 million to the Smithsonian's Natural History Museum and, according to published reports, tried to get the museum's help in importing a rare Kara Tau argali sheep which he shot in Kazakhstan and had shipped to a Canadian taxidermist - one of only 100 Kara Tau argali sheep remaining in the world.

Elsewhere: I write a letter to former SCI lobbyist and acting director of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Matthew J. Hogan, asking for permission to shoot an ivory billed woodpecker.

SCI's website.

Their rhino trophy form (pdf).

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 3:53 AM  
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Investing in a future where we can be proud once again  

It's the last day of fundraising for the quarter. Campaigns are judged by the amount of money they're able to raise. A few dollars now can leverage a lot of support later.

I'll admit I'm selfish, but I'd like to bring Rep. Dave Reichert home. As the King County Sheriff, he ran his department in a way that was exciting. It made us feel like we had one of those old-style graft-driven police departments you see on the East Coast. It was like living in the movie, Serpico, without a Serpico. You can help make that happen by donating a few bucks to Darcy Burner. I know it's hard to give money to someone so beloved by the Drinking Liberalists and blogofascists of the Northwest, but hey, think Serpico without a Serpico.

I'm still convinced that if we can force AL Gore to face the draft, he'll take the same honorable route our most esteemed Republican heroes, men like Our Leader, Deputy Leader Dick, Tom DeLay, and Uncle Justice Thomas, took when they faced the draft during Vietnam. So please consider casting your vote in the $5 primary.

And let's not forget Our Leader's favorite flesh puppet, Joe Lieberman. By giving a little love to to Ned Lamont, you can help to ensure that our dear Joe is available to replace Donald "The Ed Wood of Warfare" Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:23 AM  
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Maybe he was undercover  

From KVUE News:

The commander of the Utah Highway Patrol's drunken driving unit has been cited for driving under the influence of alcohol after crashing his cruiser into a concrete barrier, authorities said Thursday.

Lt. Fred Swain veered off the shoulder of a highway in Draper early last Friday, overcorrected and hit the barrier that separates the lanes, Lt. Doug McCleve said.

Swain said he fell asleep at the wheel, but officers suspected he had been drinking, said Draper police Sgt. Scott Peck. Swain initially refused to submit to a breathalyzer test until two patrol captains talked to him, Peck said.

The test showed that Swain's blood-alcohol level was nearly 0.12 percent, Peck said. Utah's legal limit is 0.08 percent.

Swain was placed on paid administrative leave while the patrol conducts an internal investigation.

Contacted by KSL-TV on Thursday, Swain said it was not in his best interest to comment.

posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:00 AM  
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