Our interviewee:

Kenny Hotz is the star and creator of the Comedy Central / Showcase TV show “Kenny vs. Spenny” . He is also the creator and producer of the upcoming TV show “Testes” to air on the FX network beginning October 9th.

10 Questions for Kenny Hotz:

1. Hello Mr. Kenny, our big first question is all about you. What have you been up to lately?

5″11. Ha-ha. Actually I’m fucken exhausted I just finished Kenny vs. Spenny 5 and started a new series with Derek Harvie for FX. Working our asses off but love it!!!!

2. Actress Eva Mendes recently claimed to have had sex in all 50 U.S. states. She claimed the worst being in Alaska. Why do you think Alaska was the worst? Have you ever had sex in Alaska yourself?

No, I have not had sex there but I did stick my dick in a Nanaimo bar once. Alaska was probably the worst ‘cuz KY hardens at the freezing point. Maybe she didn’t like it because being such a mega whore the cold weather brought out her rectal herpes? Who knows?

3. If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would you choose?

Hitler. I’d love to make him my butler. I hear he made an amazing crepe Suzette.

4. Who in Hollywood do you most despise the most, and why?

That’s a tough one. I love everyone who gave me a shot, even though some of them eventually douched me, because they didn’t believe I could succeed. Still love them though. I despise the ones who tried to stop me from making it I guess. It’s Hollywould or Hollywon’t I’ve learnt to deal with it and move forward as best I can.

5. Tell us a showbiz secret you’ve been meaning to tell the world.

I recently found out that I have ovarian cancer.

6. Years back I worked in Los Angeles pitching TV show ideas to producers and network executives. One thing I noticed was the amount of Jewish dudes who had the power positions in town. I considered converting to Judaism but decided against it. Does being Jewish give you an unfair advantage in Hollywood?

Yes, it took me 2 years to register for my JCN (Jewish conspiracy number). When I got it…I sold “Kenny vs. Spenny”!

7. The 70’s disco group the Village People recently got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Have you ever worked out at a YMCA? Or at least worked out to their hit song YMCA?

Wow they got a star? I’m wondering if you can get HIV from walking on it?

8. Courtney Love recently spent 323K on her daughter’s 16th birthday. The theme of the party was “RIP childhood” that included games like “who can look the most dead”. Frances was also the daughter of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain. Courtney Love, complete idiot or secret genius?

You left out the words “retard, dolt, skank, loser, bitch and pancake tits”!

9. The Slovakian women’s hockey team recently beat their Bulgarian counterparts 82-0 in a blow out match. Slovakian or Bulgarian women, who are hotter?

I’ve been to Bulgaria, didn’t get a chance to check out any of the ladies, I was too busy getting gang raped by Gypsies! There are some mega hot Slovakian chicks though, I think I’ll go online and buy a couple!

10. It was announced today the Best Buy electronics retail chain was to purchase Napster for 128 million dollars, a sum 95% over Napster’s current stock price. Do you have anything that you could overvalue and sell to Best Buy?

Deodorant, for their employees.