Early Report: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is so Awful, You'll Pee Fire
I guess the new Nicolas Cage fire urination epic Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance did not soar like a blazing motorcycle across the night sky at Buttnumbathon recently. In fact, it tanked. There's a flamin' new poster for the film - one that would look impressive on a Hot Topic t-shirt or a bitchin' Trapper Keeper - but we've got three definitely stanky tweets about the movie after the jump. We threw in a dollop of hope at the end, though.
And now, the stank. You'd think someone would find campy fun in this freaky heap. Apparently not.
@JHoffman6
Jordan Hoffman GHOST RIDER 2 makes GHOST RIDER 1 look like DARK KNIGHT.
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@scottEweinberg
Scott Weinberg GHOST RIDER 2 played. I have nothing else to add.
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And finally, that dollop of "hope."
@daniel_fidler
Daniel Fidler Whatever, I still think GHOST RIDER 2 looks better than G.I. JOE 2.
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We're in trouble? No. Urine trouble.
'Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance' Tweets [Twitter]
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And in 3Dimensions of awfulness.
I don't know, I trust Neveldine and Taylor and not afraid of their frantic style. Their Gamer was also not well received but I liked it, I think it was underrated and actually smart movie. On the other side there is Cage and his influence, so its fragile.
This is hilarious, especially the comment about Ghost Rider 2 making Ghost Rider 1 look like Dark Knight. Not sure why some people are surprised though…not only is Nic Cage completely wrong for the part (and too old by about 20 years) the first GR was just an unwatchable mess. The only decent thing about it were the effects, and at times those looked cheap and hackneyed.
Eat it up! As Marvel Studios slowly tries to get back all the films rights to their characters, trashy movies like Ghost Rider will surely make way for the serviceable mediocrity of the likes of Thor, Incredible Hulk, and Captain America.
I don't care what anyone says, Nic Cage makes a movie like this so much more entertaining. Also, it's a good thing I always thought Ghost Rider was a lame character.